#cringe fail island prince and the og choir/band/orchestra kid

[vicstarskiez]

*Shakes food canister* Hey like 3 TelePollo fans come get your content

Srsly though sorry for like evaporating off the face of the earth with the incorrect quotes and stuff, life got busy and the ArcherPrince brain worm took a nap

Telemachus: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Apollo: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Telemachus: It’s four in the morning.

Apollo: Turn the light back off.

Telemachus: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Telemachus: I need my socks.

Telemachus: I am a responsible adult!

Apollo: *raises brow*

Telemachus: I am an adult.

Telemachus: Pros and cons of dating me.

Telemachus: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Telemachus: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Apollo: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Telemachus: We’re married.

Apollo: Come on, Telemachus! How any times do I have to apologize?

Telemachus: Once!

Apollo: ...No.

Telemachus: Apollo, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Apollo: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

Apollo: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Telemachus: Yes?

Apollo: We’re in too deep.

Telemachus: You’re overthinking this.

Apollo: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Telemachus. What if I’m underthinking?