#alturnate

[majinlou]

I live rent-free in the back of your mind, honey.

I'll eat you alive...

[plantphotographerhannah]

[dinozero]

fun fact about caring for dinosaurs (satire)

raptors are nappy creatures,they require little care as most of the time they nap, however they can only eat medium animal meat so that means goats and such as otherwise they can starve due to the lack of fat in the meat and are often social creatures that like to sleep with eachother and cuddle

An Indoraptor is a good alternative to a dog for it can also care for you with its high intellect, it can feed on all types of meat meaning it does not require much care either and are friendly creatures that rather would like to intimadate your boss into giving you a raise or even a promotion

a trex is a cow like alturnative, they require large amounts of fat and in turn they would rather sleep as you milk them, Trex milk is a better alturnative to cow milk as it has more healthy chemicals and tastes even better and the t rex will be fine as long as its fed

(reminder that this is satire and if you cant be on the internet or even live a day without fact checking a person i hope you have the entirety of the insects of florida make you itch everywhere and you lose your arms removing your ability to scratch them and that you are kept alive against your will)

[truehandspottery]

The ""Crypto Platforms"" are under daily attack, collectively by BANKS/ FED RES/ BIS; IMF... Enough said.. The FOCUS of this financial control is perpetrated by so called LAW... so wise up, as the goverments around the world are dispaying what they do best.. CONTROL of the narrative, the actionalble paths towards individual freedom and of course THREATs and financial denial of OWNership... This statement should be seen as an ACROSS to Board statement which will Effect all alturnatives in our only chance to keep some control of crypto.... ... peace. .. H.

[hobie-doh]

I love getting to that scary part of fanfic where you need to use a character you don't know much about and is on screen for only a very certain reason.

I love you Shiho, but I am firmly just Making Shit Up rn

If anything feels OOC, you can point it out but please be nice and also its an alturnate universe so give me some flexibility please~!

[catncore]

Sanae Hanekoma, or as other alts except for Decaf called him, Hazelnut, approached the counter with a reverent stride. Hands in his pockets, assuming nothing and presuming nothing. He greeted the barista with a smile and made sure his voice was friendly but respectful.

"I'm here to formerly apologize for my Composer's behavior. I also have something I need to discuss regarding him, and Queenie."

he hadn't been expecting company, but it was a situation where the native seraph had been able to sense when another angel touched down within shibuya. to most, they wouldn't have likely been able to sense that unless it was a composer who was particularly in tune with their city to shift any sort of anomaly entering the city- but apichisiel was a little more unique than most angels given his history.

he traced the foreign hanekoma's trajectory in terms of where they landed and followed their direction via second sight which lead him to the answer they were looking for him, of all people. not wholly unexpected, really given their recent interaction. when the alturnate entered the cafe, he offered them a smile though he was looking them over carefully for any signs that their ward may have been in tow.

❝  ahh, yeah. yer th' spitfire composer's producer, yeah? we met jus' briefly after his lil' challenge. ❞ he was still working on the repairs for it. ❝  by all means, take'a seat. ❞

[artinovo]

.... it was the only thing they found 😮🤔 It’s a mystery.... #artistic #artist #photograph #stool #shadow #mystery #arty #chillin #graphic #vintage #retro #quiet #beautiful #retrostyle #love #artphoto #vintageaudio #ambient #iconic #decor #coverart #interior #alturnative #stilllifephoto #classics #stilllife #style #emptyspace #retroaesthetic #oldcarpet https://www.instagram.com/p/CpkKiJnPz5V/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[muted-galaxies]

vampire falls

Vampire falls chapter 1- this is our town and we run the show

Under her feet the staircase creaked, the feet belonged to Mabel Maria Pines,the once bubbly care free resident of gravity falls oregon, known by everyone in town. That was of course a different time in the towns history, before the vampires made themselves know, before everything changed. Gideon Gleeful, of all people, was the ruler of the vampires. Mabel sighed in expiration, she was main bait for Gideon, he wanted her, her everything and it made her absolutely sick to her stomach to think about.

Mabel pov

I am part of what I like to call 'the resistance', It's mainly just me, Wendy, Grenda, Candy and Tambry because really? Thats all thats left of the town. We founded the resistance  when Dipper went missing, just a month after the vampires came out of hiding. Honestly when the vampires took over, we all did have little budge on changing our ways to fit what they wanted of us. When Dipper was gone that morning , either taken to be blood cattle by the vampires or drained by one of them, I don't know and i choose not to think about it, the whole vampire take over became more real to me.

When the vampires took over, they took all the men and I don't know why i have a feeling about the time period of most of the higher up vampires, none of them were born before the 20th century meaning the concept of women having any rights is alien to them. To blend in the one rule we did agree to quickly was the dresses which we paired with choker to easily block vampire bites.

We had taken over the mystery shack as our base, we've lived here for the better part of two years now, it's a pretty convenient place actually, surrounded by magic forest full of mythical creatures that hate the vampires as much as we do. Oh and i can't forget the underground bunker where great uncle ford did most of his research about gravity falls' weirdness.

Getting to the bottom step i looked around and am greeted with a sight that had grown to be normal to me by now,  wendy was sat around the table with an old, clearly loved but beaten, ipad.i took in a breath,let it out and  I walked to her sitting down near her. She looked up at me, her green eyes had lost the colour they once held,her hair scruffier than when we first met, the vampires took such a toll on all of us

"good morning Mabel , sleep well" Wendy said her voice was scruffy and scratchy but i payed it little mind instead  i nodded at her. Mornings could go better i guess but they could go a whole lot worse at that thought my hand found itself near my neck,near a bite mark sure its hidden by a choker but the memory of it will always be there to me.

I used to cry most nights,wanting my brother back by my side, some people just don't understand the bond we shared,he knew all my secrets and i knew his.He always had my back and i'm sure he would be for me right now in this situation,I think he'd stand by me ,would he be proud of me for standing up and taking on responsibilities?

"So do we have any plans for the vampires,then " i asked shaking my head to bring myself back to reality.I reached for an apple in the middle of the table and took a bite of it,savouring the taste in my mouth.Wendy shrugged at me before going back to her tablet, i guess she's stumped. It wasn't that i wanted to go out and kill but i will admit i get a bit of a ' thrill ' from it ,im going insane . stupid Gideon , stupid vampires .

Thinking back on everything i pick up on changes, drastic ones from the blissful preteen i was 2 years ago.The main thing that always seems to strike me,and others, is my looks im skinny yes but even describing me as that is too large , arms that are nothing more than skin and bones, a waist that used to be my proudest feature but weirdly enough a chest area that has stayed firm in place, reminding people of my femininity. Attached to my right leg, under my skirt is an old belt fashioned into a strap that can hold a knife for close up combat. As for the dress , i had no choice in the matter, gideon personally picked this dark purple harlot type dress. The one thing i do agree with of gideons clothing choice is the black laced gloves to cover my bruised hands.

I'm not special of course in the dress department, ALL females in gravity falls were given dresses against their will, all from different time periods, all with different connotations to the vampires. Gretta for example was given a formal, yellow coloured dress that honestly lasted 3 days before getting ripped and not repaired. Candy on the other hand had her dress picked out by amelie, one of gideons elusive sisters that appeared when he came out as a vampire, was a lolita style dress with alice in wonderland elements, i think it was the bow on top her head that made it feel that way to me. .

The two teenagers had identical black and white dresses that the middle class apparently wore in the victorian era, wendy has to stick to the dress as she leaves the shack with us regularly. Tambre gets to stay out of the dress and wear something more comfortable for her.

"We do have one plan i guess , we Strom the vampire castle and take back some of the boys that should help us on our attack ratio " Wendy said bringing me back to the whole situation right infront of me, i look at the ginger girl with a raised eyebrow before looking at the other two girls, they had the same look i did.

With confirmation from candy and gretta i turn back to wendy once again, putting my hand on the chair so i could properly lean forward at a slight angle.

"OK so the plan is we send candy and Gretta out first then we send out Mabel and Wendy , got it " tambre said speaking up from the other side of the table, she looked up from her laptop as  we all nodded at her.

She produced a key, holding it up to show us all, the silver had clearly seen better days yet parts of it still managed to catch the light,she then pushed the key across the table  over to me "trust me , I have friends on the inside,well one but who's counting " she looked over at Wendy who sighed in relief, i'd assume that's probably the first news she's heard about any of  her friend's in a long while,the slight relief she felt however was quick to go replaced with the same stoic face she always wears.

With that i pushed the chair back into the table and turned to candy and gretta "well if that's our plan i say we do some training" i said, they looked at each other before looking back at me nodding, i nodded back and the two of them made their way towards what used to be the gift shop. I'm about to follow them when i feel a hand on my shoulder digging in slightly.

I turn around to see wendy clutching my shoulder giving me a worried look all of sudden "we need to act quick,gideon will be getting restless,he'll come for you mabel and you know it" i nod at her holding my hands close to my chest before stepping back,shrugging off her hand slightly

"Prepare for the worst" i say streching my arms out infront of me, lacing my fingers together "expect the worst"

Gideon POV

In the depths of the castle we had taken over in the first few days, was where i decided to sit grinding my teeth together,rubbing my fingers together. The silence is blissful though to me it cannot and never will be complete silence.

Still i sat in my study "mabel darling,you've outran me for too long,you'll be right beside me, just you wait" i said to myself before picking up my goblet of someones blood, the girl had struck one of my heart strings about 2 years ago when she was 12 now she had grown into a extremely beautiful 15 year old.I got a taste when we came back out of the shadows,that one drop has driven me crazy and I wanted to get her as mine and only mine for the rest of her life.

The sound of another person being drained came from the other end of the castle,it was peaceful to hear  a humans poor scream as they hold onto the last bit of life they have , don't fight what's coming affter all this is our town now and we run the show, i put the goblet back down on the table,relaxed into my  chair but then again  one thing still troubled me, always in the back of my hand, where was dipper pines .

That boy was supposed to be the way i would get Mabel to give up her fight against us and be mine,bite that human, drain him infront of her in a helpless state and take her. I knew i'd have to find that boy if i were to ever taste her again, its only a matter of time, he cant hide from me.

[crappy-banana-21]

Zalgo creepypasta

[deathtokillian]

Unpopular punk opinion: You can be punk without listening to the music, aslong as you have the punk ideologies. But you can't be punk if you just listen to the music and don't have the ideologies.

[insufferableagony]

🫧

[biromanticwritergal]

William Weightman was Anne’s love interest NOT Emily’s! Emily very famously did not have a love interest (that anyone can find). There is so much historic evidence that Weightman and Anne loved each other. He’s also the inspiration for Weston in Agnes Grey. Weightman was not Heathcliff, like I’m sure they’re going to try to pull. 

He’s literally described as the opposite of Heathcliff. He was a genuinely kind, caring guy; the opposite of Heathcliff, who was violent and out of control. Patrick Bronte, the sisters’ father, famously liked him and approved of him; thinking of him ‘like a son.’ Weightman would probably find Heathcliff’s character disturbing. The descriptions of Anne’s curate are much in line with a well-liked, pious, upstanding young Victorian man. Her character sketch of Weightman, Edward Weston in Agnes Grey does have appeal; he’s witty, kind towards women and animals- and most importantly he’s emotionally stable. He doesn’t play manipulative games unlike a lot of the other Bronte Heroes tend to. 

Also Charlotte actually LIKED Emily’s writing, it’s Anne’s she disapproved of. She thought Emily was a genius. Charlotte did appear to be jealous of Anne not Emily whom she wanted to be compared to. 

I’m studying the Brontë's now and I have done so before. I’m getting my masters in English lit. They took so many liberties with this it is not even funny! 

The movie looks well done but it is inaccurate. To Walk Invisible is so much more true to what the Brontë's actually lived like. Emily was not model hot either. The sisters were plain and lived in poverty most of their lives. I’m angry that they “prettified” their life stories and changed so much. If this is historic fiction, they should clearly say so because it looks like they are trying to claim that Emily was an entirely different person than she was. Emily Bronte was not like this. She was quiet, anxious bordering on agoraphobic but also of a proud character with a brash temperament.

Another thing that they seem to get very wrong is that it was CHARLOTTE who encouraged Emily to get published not Weightman who died in 1842 of Cholera. The sisters published their first work in 1847, five years after Weightman died. In the trailer, I’m assuming that was supposed to be Charlotte putting Emily and her dream of being a writer down. Emily was pissed that Charlotte had gone through her things and read her writing. She didn’t want other people reading her work initially. She was an extremely private person! 

So please know if you watch this, it is NOT the true story of the Bronte sisters by a long shot. 

I’m not the only one who thinks so either: 

https://miscelana.com/2022/08/12/the-emily-bronte-movie-controversy/

http://www.annebronte.org/2018/08/14/the-kind-brilliant-william-weightman-a-tribute/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bront%C3%AB

[sails4ship]

What if One Piece, Straw Hat's crew was switched!?

[crappy-banana-21]

Glad we made it to Christmas

[deathtokillian]

Hey um, what the fook??

[fuckit-hero-of-trains]

Four *trying to sleep*: ...

Green: Do you guys ever think about how if you combined Red and Blue, you wouldn’t get Vio?

Four, Blue, Vio: shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shu