shit-talk-turner
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shit-talk-turner · 7 hours ago
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I'm not saying they have to do it now, they could do it when they're both 50 or 60 and need protection for themselves.// it’s not like they’d make it that far
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shit-talk-turner · 7 hours ago
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think a lot of the comments about his face (not hair or body, just face) are a result of him smiling more //
HARD AGREE. Yes. I feel like in older photos he kinda would straight face it, slight smile maybe. But I’ve def noticed he looks more smiley in recent photos. The discourse on whether he has more wrinkles now is like kinda silly, people acting like he somehow aged a decade in 2 years lol that’s not how that works. He just wasn’t smiling during the car era (as much!) and his hair was different.
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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one has nothing necessarily to do with the other / Yes since they've been together for a long time. Marriage is sometimes really essential to protect each other in the future. There are people who stay in a relationship with someone for 40 or 50 years and then one of them ends up needing treatment and/or hospitalization, and if you're not a family member, you have no rights over that person. It's not bullshit, and it's definitely something the two of them have discussed and will continue to discuss as time goes by. I'm not saying they have to do it now, they could do it when they're both 50 or 60 and need protection for themselves.
Yeah our point remains
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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I’m gon say what’s either an unspoken thought that no one wants to say out loud or maybe it’s truly a unique thought of mine. I think a lot of the comments about his face (not hair or body, just face) are a result of him smiling more in recent pics. Alex has always had a big nose (& a hot one) and had wrinkly eyes for over 5 years, the only difference is that unlike in the past he’s now finally learnt how to smile when posing with fans which highlights his big nose and the wrinkles that usually hide behind his resting face. He’s made self-deprecating jokes about his nose before but I’m sure in one of the times he actually brought up how he thinks it’s worse when he smiles and I personally am glad he seems to have gotten past that and not care anymore cuz his smile’s cute asf. So ya def not everyone who’s making comments but a lot of people just aren’t used to seeing him smile this hard imo (the fact that a no-teeth smile is somehow still considered a big smile for him 💀)
Interesting take
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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do you think alex will ever produce another artist’s record? he mentioned being proud of belladonna of sadness but alexandra obviously has had negative things to say about the experience (don’t blame her) so i wondered if that’s scared him off the idea/made him realize it’s not for him
No we could see him doing it again
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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Tbh I think one of the major reasons Alex remains with Louise is that, unlike other women his age, she doesn’t ask for the ring, or the “family” (not even talking about kids, just the more traditional living together stuff). It’s low effort for him. She basically operates like a girl in her early 20s, which is I’m not casting shade on, but it’s easy for him. And whether or not he’s actually miserable with her; who knows. But I think one thing’s clear: he gets the girlfriend experience with minimal effort on his end (except for monetary, ofc.) plus he prob does get a bit of an ego trip from it. Basically he’s aged in reverse: had the super serious relationship at 21, now at 39 is in a long term situationship lmfao
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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I despise Louise but can we not talk about other women reproductive choices?// can we also stop making assumptions about her private life and calling her derogatory shit like booty call? something this blog is literally dedicated for since its creation roughly five years ago?don’t throw stones from a glass house
Yeah thats very much different and we’ve discussed this at length (also not what we’re “dedicated” to)
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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Why is no one mentioning that Josh Homme is not exactly a good guy
Not exactly a “Good guy”?
. He addressed his downfalls and worked on himself and owned up to it. People have darkness in their lives. He’s in his 50s. He lived a long life in a horribly toxic industry and owned up to literally every bit of shit he committed. people make shit mistakes and work on themselves and move forward. No one likes to be reminded of their past especially when they were able to make peace with it. Also his kids did not want to stay with their mom. She was also violent. You don’t know the full story and I don’t know the full story either. I just know from the hundreds of shows I’ve been to that he addresses his issues to the audience and encourages people to listen and love each other. All his interviews are also filled with reflection and regret. He fixed himself and moved forward. He’s not a “bad person” . Don’t dismiss a person and try to drag them down because you’re an online keyboard warrior
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shit-talk-turner · 8 hours ago
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Louise may be a LOT of things but i think she genuinely loves him so i don’t think she’s with him for the money, not saying that’s not a big perk for her though
That’s sweet
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shit-talk-turner · 14 hours ago
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I'm not a fan of Louise but I think her thing is not money, yes it's probably one of the pros of this relationship but first of all, she was an obsessive fan (even a stalker) I think her purpose was entirely Alex and his fame. Also, unpopular opinion but she was as obsessed with Alexa as she was with Alex. So I think money was one of the last things she thought about. It was all about fame and being a rockstar gf. She dreamed of being like Alexa. She probably wanted to be Alex's muse, have him write songs for her and being an it girl. But none of this happened. So I don't think there is a need for a baby trap and I'm sure Alex is taking precautions for that lol
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shit-talk-turner · 14 hours ago
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A girl asked me if there is still hope that Alex will leave Louise and therefore he will not put the ring on her soon😅
one has nothing necessarily to do with the other
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shit-talk-turner · 14 hours ago
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No, you didn’t// why is everyone interpreting my words in bad faith? I literally said she’s not the type to go and baby trap Alex. Which part of my ask is indecipherable for you?
The part where baby trapping is necessary to being a gold digger? That any woman who is maybe with a man for money (or even not with him simply for money but benefitting off of his money) would do that? That you’re assuming Louise can even get pregnant when we have no idea what the woman’s body/health/medical information could be. You can be the biggest gold digger there ever was and still not want children and therefore aren’t going to “baby trap” anyone. Human beings aren’t black and white Jesus
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shit-talk-turner · 14 hours ago
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I despise Louise but can we not talk about other women reproductive choices? Maybe she doesn’t want to be a mother, maybe one of them can’t have children, maybe she has been pregnant but couldn’t develop the baby, i don’t know, soooo many possibilities when it comes to pregnancy or the lack of it. I just feel that’s a very delicate topic and shouldn’t be so lightly speculated on. // how did come draw the conclusion that I’m shaming her for not having a baby? I was suggesting the fucking opposite lmao
No, you didn’t
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shit-talk-turner · 14 hours ago
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Why is no one mentioning that Josh Homme is not exactly a good guy ///
THIS !!! For real, I don’t understand why the band still hanging out with so many problematic people sometimes it’s kind of.. disappointing.
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shit-talk-turner · 15 hours ago
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if Louise was indeed insecure in her relationship don't you think she would've baby-trapped him by now/
I despise Louise but can we not talk about other women reproductive choices? Maybe she doesn’t want to be a mother, maybe one of them can’t have children, maybe she has been pregnant but couldn’t develop the baby, i don’t know, soooo many possibilities when it comes to pregnancy or the lack of it. I just feel that’s a very delicate topic and shouldn’t be so lightly speculated on.
Period.
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shit-talk-turner · 15 hours ago
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What the fuck did I just read?!? // original anon here, it’s a textbook gold-digger move to baby trap their rich partner especially when things go south so as to sustain the financial support to some extent and what I said was in Louise’s defense bc if she was the gold digger you make her out to be she would’ve already pulled that.
Yeah no that math ain’t mathing like you think it is
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shit-talk-turner · 15 hours ago
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Why is no one mentioning that Josh Homme is not exactly a good guy
You are right now
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