#also: headcanons for kevin’s last name ?

[maxgicalgirl]

So I’ve been trying to think about what the reveal of Carlos’ last name means for Charles in terms of a full name.

Since the name Charles is an English variation of the name Carlos, would his name just be Charles Oaks ? Or since he’s got pine tree symbolism from Pine Cliff, would he have a pine based last name ? Is Charles confirmed Latino ? Because if so then he could be Charles Pinos to mirror Carlos Robles. Or we could go with Charles Pines, but that might be too on the nose since he’s from a pine-based town.

Idk I’m having fun thinking about it

[s0uth3park]

Some of my random SP headcanons:

This is a long one.

Pt 2

Cartman just will never learn how to drive. Ever. He knows he has other people to ferry him around.

In a similar vein, when that time rolls around (teenhood), Kenny legally can’t drive but he can drive. He just doesn’t have a licence. This persists until much later in life when he can financially support himself.

Stan begged/bribed Cartman to not harass Red for being a daywalker to keep the peace in his and Wendy’s relationship.

Whenever Wendy and Cartman need to sit down to talk out some sort of dispute, they do it over a pack of Oreo’s. They call this Oreo Time.

Kenny and Cartman play GTA together a lot.

Heidi is part Jewish on her mother’s side.

Cartman’s natural eye colour is brown. He has blue eyes, now.

Cartman is short by the time he’s fully grown (probably because of his weight), and has naturally brown hair and blue eyes. Kenny is the opposite, with blond hair and blue eyes, and is naturally Cartman’s favourite.

Cartman’s coat is plain red flannel (it’s the closest thing to fuzzy felt we can get), Stan’s is canvas, Kyle’s is tarpoon cloth, and Kenny’s is synthetic material (it’s like that smooth thin material that makes a high pitched whirry noise when you scratch it?? Cannot find the specific name for the life of me).

Tweek and Butters are cousins. Either through both of their mothers or through Butters�� dad and Tweek’s mom. Let me know which one you prefer.

Craig and Cartman’s hats are from the same store / brand.

Cartman and Kyle wear opposite colours on opposite pieces of clothing (is this a headcanon or observation? Who knows, I just want to point it out). Kyle has a green hat, contrasting Cartman’s red coat. Cartman has a (primarily) blue hat, contrasting Kyle’s orange coat. Kyle’s original gold-yellow t-shirt also compliments Cartman’s blue t-shirt, and pairs with Cartman’s yellow puff, brim, and gloves.

Cartman sometimes hums the Dreidal song to himself. Rarely will he sing it.

Carol and Stuart put Kenny in a separate room to Kevin because they didn’t anticipate a third kid. When Karen came along, they didn’t bother to displace one of them, so just stuck her in with one of them (Kevin) at random.

Kenny carries the gene for red hair.

Either (or both) Laura and Thomas have brown eyes. This is why Craig has black hair. (Relying on a quick google search for this one).

If Stan looks a lot like Randy as he gets older, right down to the eyes, Shelley looks like Sharon, but with Randy’s eyes.

Stan sometimes feels like the outsider in the group because not only do the other three hold biological keepsakes of the others (Kenny’s eyes –> Cartman; Cartman’s kidney –> Kyle), Kyle and Kenny (K’s) both wear the same shade of orange, and all three are called by unvoiced guttural (“kuh”) vocatives. He’s just Stan. He and Kenny have the same last initial, though.

Out of all the moms, Mrs. Tweek has the biggest tits. I’m sorry I don’t make these rules.

She and Richard fuck like rabbits too I think

While there’s a massive gap between how Stan is viewed and how Cartman is viewed, but out of Stan’s Gang, Stan is held in the lowest esteem just after Cartman. Wendy and his looks boost his popularity a bit, but it’s still rather low.

Kenny is held in the highest esteem by the way, because people know he just joins the guys and doesn’t really instigate.

Craig has alexithymia.

Clyde picked up some mannerisms, like speaking with little affect, from Craig.

Clyde was a mommy’s boy, but Betsy was always rather eccentric and pedantic.

I’m not sold on this but I have thought about Betsy having PCOS.

Maybe I’m biased but I like to think that if Clyde outright said the words “I don’t like Janice and I don’t want her in this house” / “I’m not ready for a stepmom”, I think Roger would adhere. Probably just me being biased.

Sharon hates being filmed, and if she sees either a video or photo of her she will immediately pat her hair and say “oh look at my hair there” or touch her face and go “oh my, I look godawful in that”.

Cartman flexes his ability to eat bacon on Kyle a lot.

Craig has a fear of dressing Stripe up in costumes. Tweek has suggested it, but Craig shot it down immediately.

Wonder Tweek’s costume is from Craig’s closet, and the reason his is shit is because he was too busy helping Tweek’s with his because Tweek found organising his own costume too stressful.

Randy taught Kenny how to swim in Kyle’s backyard blow up paddling pool.

Cartman is a weak ass swimmer.

[bumlets-appreciation-blog]

Newsie Names (As Determined By Me)

Jack "Cowboy" Kelly: Francis Malcolm Sullivan (canon)

Racetrack: Ed Higgins (historically accurate, I put him as having an Italian mother and Irish father, both Catholic because Race crosses himself during the nun scene)

Crutchy: Elijah Morris (surname is historically accurate, friendly reminder that Crutch Morris was Jewish and so is Crutchy)

Boots: Benjamin Arbus (surname looks like it's widely accepted fanon, not sure about the first name)

Kid Blink: Louis Baletti (historically accurate, definitely has an Italian father at the least)

Mush: Nicholas Meyers (surname is historically accurate and I'm pretty sure the real Mush was named Nick)

Bumlets: Damian Vasquez/Damián Vásquez (Puerto Rican name, name anglicized after immigration)

Skittery: Roman Kučera (Czech name, @jackcowboyhero came up with this and I just love it so much)

Snoddy: Calvin Angier (also from @jackcowboyhero)

Specs: Leopold Bauer (German name)

Dutchy: Cas Hendriksen (Dutch name, Dutchy was commonly used for Dutch and German immigrants)

Snitch: John Whitfield

Itey: Elio Olivieri (Italian name, Itey was commonly used for Italian immigrants)

Swifty the Rake: Wesley Liu (half white and half Chinese like his actor Kevin Stea)

Pie-Eater: Michael Reeves

Jake the Oyster: Jacob Heaton

Snipeshooter: Gabriel Evans

Flipper: Charles "Charlie" Daley (I've officially chosen Flipper as his newsie nickname because it's more popular and less ridiculous than Crazy Legs, Bumlets still calls him Charlie though)

Tumbler: Andy (another @jackcowboyhero name that I've adopted, he uses Kučera when necessary but doesn't remember his actual last name)

Ten-Pin: Simon Butler

I prefer to be as historically accurate as possible and since most newsies in real life were immigrants or the children of immigrants, I took that into account when naming a lot of the boys. Anglicizing names was common practice for immigrants to better assimilate and since Bumlets's family had to deal with racism on top of regular immigrant prejudice, his father dropped the accents to make things easier for them. Bumlets will probably add them back when he starts working as something other than a newsie (assistant superintendent at Duane Street is my headcanon). I sort of imprinted on @jackcowboyhero when I first joined the fandom so the names they picked for some of the boys (Skittery, Snoddy, and Tumbler) are very near and dear to my heart. I also tried to take into account the actor's race/ethnicity as best as I could (Dominic Lucero was Latino, Kevin Stea is biracial, and I think Marty Belafsky is Jewish but the real-life Crutch Morris definitely was) and used information about real-life newsie nicknames to name others like Dutchy and Itey. If anyone has their own headcanons, I'd love to hear them!

[ninyard]

inspired by the last anon: do you have any unhinged kevin hc's?

(cw; abuse, sh, briefly) (this isn't a headcanon at all really. more of an au i guess. just thoughts. just a little what if?)

The sight of blood makes Kevin feels sick, not necessarily because it reminds him of his injury - though that's a big factor - but because it reminds him of what he is capable of, and some of the things he did with Riko by his side. When Neil's father cut up that man in that room - Kevin was there. Riko was there, too, of course, but Kevin has been around death and violence for a very, very long time.

Teenage boys are young and stupid and impressionable, and maybe there was a point where Kevin fought back and matched the pain Riko inflicted on him, at least until Riko went through puberty and became stronger, more evil, more interested in truly hurting Kevin than just having "fun".

Think of them being twelve, and Riko has just drawn lines into his own legs because he likes how it feels to bleed, to be in pain, and him and Kevin are sat on the floor of their bedroom. Riko hands Kevin the knife, and tells him to do it. On myself? Kevin asks, but Riko guides the point to his own skin. Kevin tells him to stop, but when he flinches at the sight of Riko's blood, Riko grabs his hair and asks him if he can see how good it feels to make someone bleed.

But then think of them a little bit older, and Kevin is on his bed, and as Riko crawls up towards him, he kicks him hard in the chest, so hard that he ends up winded and sits at the end of the bed, cursing him in Japanese until he can breathe again. One time Riko puts his fingers into Kevin's mouth, and Kevin bites down hard enough to break skin. He spits in Riko's face as he recoils, and Riko slaps him hard enough to leave a mark. They're young enough at this point that Kevin has not yet become truly afraid or aware of what Riko is truly capable of. So maybe one time, he pins Riko down, his hands above his head held down by his wrists, his free hand wrapped around Riko's throat, and for just a moment, Kevin wonders what it would feel like to watch the life leave his eyes. Riko has done this to him enough times that Kevin wants to know what it feels like, to hurt someone like this, to wrap his hands about their throat and feel them desperately try to find a way free. Riko's face gets redder and redder, and he's struggling under his weight, struggling harder the longer it all goes on. Kevin regrets it when he lets go, and Riko is too quick with his punches. Kevin regrets it when Riko does the same thing to him, but until he loses enough oxygen that he passes out, until he's unconscious and Riko has bound his hands to carve his name into Kevin's skin.

What if there was a point where Kevin had the strength in him to fight Riko? What if, for a short time, they fought like they were equals? Before Riko's abuse "became" abuse, before Kevin realised that this is not normal. Before Kevin truly felt scared of what he could do.

Riko gave Kevin a lot of fear, the guts of a PTSD diagnosis. As the years went on, things got worse, and Kevin became unable to be an equal with Riko any longer. but in those formative years, he also gave him a lot of knowledge on how to hurt people, too. He knows what Riko got off on. He knows what moves and attacks hurt the most. He knows where to hold a knife that any movement will hurt the person it's held up to. He knows where to punch someone, where the bruise will linger for weeks, and the pain even longer.

Maybe there’s a dealer out there, somewhere, that Kevin thinks of every now and again, who has a permanent scar from the first time Riko asked Kevin to try and see how it feels to cut someone up. Maybe there’s someone out there that Kevin burnt with a lighter, or matches, or maybe there's a handful of scars on Jean's body that Kevin has apologised far too many times for. Do you think he had to hold Jean down when Riko waterboarded him, or when Riko drew swirls into his chest with a knife? Do you think Riko held him down then, too, and handed Kevin the knife, and watched as Kevin apologised with his eyes, and cut Jean up from his neck to his stomach?

Maybe in this universe Kevin hides that part of him because he's so ashamed of the stupid, awful, disgusting things he did as a teenager. Maybe Kevin feels so much guilt and shame about who he was at one point that there is nothing in the world that can possibly clear his conscience.

Maybe in this universe, Kevin wishes he had never stopped fighting back. Maybe he ponders what it would've been like to be in Riko's position.

[maromi-hoshiba]

some more duolingo headcanons (w/ ocs)

- the hunters looking for denzel lingo, fredrick falstaff, alice falstaff (falstaff's wife) and another person are part of a mafia organization named Nemesis-Orion (styled as NEMESIS-↺)

logo of NEMESIS-↺ ⬇️

- lucy has been investigating n-o since she was 50 years old. and once she retired as a policewoman, she's still investigating it along with bea, lin and kevin

- n-o plans to destroy all shapeshifters as they pose a "threat" to their "witch workers"

- kevin's childhood friend; josephine bernal, has been working with them in secret, until kevin found out.

- josephine has been working with them just for money to pay for her rents and to provide for her family back in the philippines. however, she wasn't paid for the past 7 months and left to pursue her dream of becoming an artist.

- eddy's ex and junior's mother chloe, has also been working with them; which is probably the reason why he left her.

anyway enough talking abt nemesis-orion lets get to their personal lives

- zari has a little brother named yosef, who is 6 years old and obsessed with skibidi toilet 😭

- lily's older cousin is part of a rock band who's genre is "psycho-rock"

- bea and her brother anthony go ice skating, but often, anthony just goes there to learn how to fly like a bird 🤭

- lin's favorite coffee is the one with "grandma's screaming" 🤣

- aside from investigating n-o, lucy writes poems and sketches in her free time

- zari, lily and iya (oscar's niece) play project sekai together

- zari's favorite character is tsukasa tenma

- lily's favorite characters are kanade yoisaki and mafuyu asahina

- iya has a lot of favorites, but often, her favorites are ichika hoshino, airi momoi and toya aoyagi

- iya is into cosplay, especially if its vocaloid / pjsk, bandori, attack on titan, sailor moon or nintendo

- just last year, she cosplayed as hatsune miku while oscar is dressed as a leek 🙃

- when he goes to the gym, there are a lot of girls who admire eddy

- however, when eddy told them he's taken to oscar and he's bisexual, they instead invite him to their friend group full of women who talk about their boyfriends and husbands 🥲

- junior 🤫🧏‍♂️ when his dad is being fangirled

- oscar is A TSUNDERE >:3

- one time, kevin made him dress up as a steretypical anime highschooler and made him say "EDDY ISN'T MY SENPAI, BAKA!!!" and he sent it to bea 😭

- sometimes when priti sees the sigma boy song online, she would see vikram acting like a caterpillar 🤭

- priti would laugh at first but get concerned when vikram falls or does it for a long time

- denzel / duo is obessed with milk tea

- falstaff and his wife alice have a lil baby :3

- their child is a lil boi who has yet to discover his shapeshifting

- kevin is often the annoying one, a ccording to eddy, oscar, bea and josephine

- his wife rosa thinks that he is a sweet, caring husband and father to his future kids :>

- josephine is annoyed that her sisters, cousins, aunts and even kevin send her videos of wala kang jowa (you dont have a boyfriend)

- josephine is aroace

ok thats all HAPPY NEW YEAR!! :3

@random-duolingo-doodles

@sugar-miss1

@berrypass-nonmurdle

[vannyinthestars]

Bringing back my favorite non-described Trojan Side Character, Emma Swift <3 to drop some little headcanons and tidbits and things that get hinted at in Smoke & Spurs

- She’s from a tiny town near the Arizona/California border

- Grew up on a dairy farm

- Drives a rusted out blue pickup, the thing is halfway to falling apart on the side of the road but she loves it. She also claims that since it looks like a hunk of junk it’s less likely to get broken into in LA (which has been proven right thus far)

- Started playing exy in middle school, trying to have an extracurricular after school because her mom couldn’t pick her up right away and her dad didn’t want to drive all the way into town from the farm

- She was awful at first. She played goalie for awhile because it was the last line of defense and everybody else just worked harder to keep the ball away from her.

- She’d spend hours practicing at the farm, well after dark relying on the lights from the barn and a headlamp.

- By the time she made it to the high school team she was playing as a Striker because she was smaller framed, fast, and had built up a decent amount of strength simply pushing around cattle all day.

- Edgar Allen tried to recruit her during her season her senior year. Thea had come with, being local-ish at the time and knowing ravens like to travel in groups.

- She turned them down simply because she didn’t want to live that far from home. She didn’t realize the bad vibes and totally idolized Kevin, but wanted to be within a couple hours of her mom and dad.

- she didn’t get recruited by USC but listed her sport under her extracurriculars when she applied. They offered her a spot on the line up since they had a lot of senior strikers graduating.

- She’s majoring in Business Law, she wants to help save the small family farms of America from corporations taking up so much of the market share.

- her and Thea got along weirdly well, choosing to keep in minimal contact after Emma’s pestering. She didn’t quite understand why Thea seemed so adverse to it.

- she has a dog named Sparky and a horse named Daffodil that are her phone wallpaper and she shows everybody pictures of constantly.

- The Trojans gc gets the occasional photo of her doing crazy farm nonsense throughout the summer. One time, it was just her riding a cow with 0 explanation.

- Her and Jean don’t click at first and she just off handedly says “It’s weird, Thea says you’re so nice,”

- Jean getting violent whiplash bc how does she know Thea

- Slowly he warms up to her, it’s kind of like the older brother instinct. Except he watches her drop a man on his ass with one punch and realizes he doesn’t need to be protective at all, she’s pretty much able to handle herself.

- Her being a weird Kevin fangirl and then actually meeting him on the court and Jean being like “he is really not that special”

- she teases about Jean’s French accent. He can’t even be bitchy about it because she speaks fairly good French (4 years in high school)

- Jeremy and Emma chaotic blonde striker duo. “The dumb blondes” and her being offended because his hair is bleached. “He’s not even a natural blonde!”

Idk I’m obsessed w/ the idea of her

[fountainpenguin]

Riddle watches New Wish - Post #15

Work Her Magic

There is some seriously cruel irony in posting the episode where Hazel's mom clearly wants to engage with her, but can't right now because she's busy (and thus Hazel's upset about how her mom is always working) IMMEDIATELY after the double-length episode where Dev was unable to get his dad's attention whatsoever. What the heck, Hazel? Did you learn nothing?

I love Hazel's parents so much. They're adorable. Marcus being a little jealous about how his wife's always talking to her publisher / coordinator when he wants to plan a date night is fantastic.

-> Assistant, that's her role.

omfg, the title card was grown-up Hazel?? I was multi-tasking on these notes and thought that was her mom. She's ADORABLE.

What the fliiiip? I'm not sure I've ever loved a design more... This is so good. Her color scheme is the same. She's still predominantly blue and those pink bits resemble her shirt stripes, and she's still got green shoes. That's impeccable. A+ thoughtful design.

I love her... I have no 'fic ideas for her at this exact moment, but I like her a lot.

Is the silverware at this school made of wood? Wanda has a funny texture on her disguise.

Hazel is gossiping about herself with her mom at lunch. I'm bracing for Hazel to find out info she'd rather not hear, but so far everything is just Angela gushing over her. I love that.

-> She didn't have a bad word to say, only how much she loves her daughter. Pure...

Antony!! And it was indeed a hand-me-down shirt!

I have some questions about these posters.

Terrible brand name.

I enjoy how Wanda has consistently put on shades this season. I was going to make a joke back in the dinosaur episode about how she did that in the OG series too. I think it was only twice, but those scenes are some of my signature memories of her (The Musical & trying to get her son out of Crocker's house during "Fairly Old Parent").

This was Cosmo as Rice President of Pixies Inc. (to me).

omg, ceiling sprinklers. The detail! Very curious to learn more about how these environments were rendered.

Return of the Meerkat-adjacent voice! Daran Norris!

???

Date night is back on!!

"So, you're probably wondering how I got here..."

Crock to the Future

Crocker?? Huh. Can't say I'm surprised.

-> I've always headcanoned Crocker with witch genes due to the Alden Bitterroot connection. I wonder if he's aged or looks the same (In "Secret Wish," he looked the same after aging 50 years and claimed it's because he was altered to look like that even when he was 10, so it prevented further signs of aging).

-> My theory is that he'll resemble Jorgen and have a patch around his mouth. No justification for this beyond "That seems to be the style to symbolize an older character from the OG series." I still want to know if Doug Dimmadome is dead.

-> If this Crocker turns out to be Kevin, I'm gonna lose my very last marble. Doesn't look likely though due to the freckle placement in that title card. But can you IMAGINE...

Marcus only has 9 toes... Wh- Why does he have more than 8? I thought everyone had 8. Did he cut it one in half with the weedwhacker and count it separately?

The Galax Institute is celebrating its 96th annual event. If that's an in-city location, Dimmadelphia is at minimum 96 years old.

-> He's 100% meeting Crocker at this parascience convention. If he meets the Fentons with that ghost machine, that'd be great.

A.J. NAME CONFIRMATION!! ... I don't love it because I headcanoned him as Archimedes Junior and I think that's cooler than Anthony James Jr., but I'll accept it! Curse my slowness in getting my A.J.-centric multi-chapter out.

-> A.J. founded the Galax Institution at age 10 and is Marcus's hero. First of all, I love that, and second of all... good to know. I was pretty sure Dimmadelphia was still close to Dimmsdale, but it's always nice to have confirmation.

Also, I am once again asking people who have strong feelings that Chloe is a Mary Sue to give me their opinions on A.J., who ends world hunger in Season 2, works with the government at age 10, can build a time machine in 10 seconds with paperclips and string, and who apparently founded the Galax Institute as a child. They would be friends, I think.

Don't actually give me your opinions, but I do think about them a lot.

-> I'm sad my Happy Peppy Betty plotline has her moving to Brightburg instead of Dimmadelphia. It's not like I knew this was coming, but... SHE.

Angela (to me): This is my super hot husband. I love him very much and anyone who calls his interest in parascience dumb will get a high heel to the eye.

I can't believe Mark is banned from the institute. A.J., I have some questions.

Oh, there he is! Baby face...

Huh. I don't have anything to say.

I'm unclear as to why Cosmo and Wanda aren't trying to avoid the magical detectors? Why can't they just leave? I feel like this plot would work better if they'd been sleeping inside Hazel's bag.

I like how Mark, his ship, and Dark Laser's ship are in the mural.

Oh, he has aged:

I'd LOVE to see Crocker interact with A.J. I don't think we'll get that lucky, but it would be fun.

-> I've been thinking this since Episode 1, but I'm starting to seriously debate changing all the times I had Crocker say "cryptozoology" in 'fic to "parascience" instead.

I am super puzzled that A.J. went into parascience after all the time he spent with Crocker. He certainly seems to believe it (unless there's a plot twist that he just wants to give people the opportunity to discover things but he doesn't personally believe in it), but like... that's a STORY. Are we gonna talk about that?

-> This dovetails so nicely into my "Norm & A.J." AU and my head is in my hands but there is nothing I can do about it right now. help.

Oh, I didn't clock that he was a janitor here. Either I was typing and missed that or it was said off-screen. Also I enjoy him crawling without using his hands.

/blinks. Wadjet dying in Age of Mythology sound effect, is that you? Usually in shows, I just hear the donkey sound (I think it's the same one Minecraft uses). This is a surprise.

It is the same sound; I looked it up. I don't know what to do with this information.

Is Crocker going to take Hazel's bag, but open it and ignore Cosmo and Wanda on the outside?

-> Wanda, why don't you just leave? I don't understand.

Wanda: Crocker used to terrorize our last godkid. Cosmo: And before that, he WAS our godkid Roy, Viv, and Chloe awkward monkey puppeting somewhere:

I mean, Chloe was also terrorized a little, but...

Okay, so... Cosmo and Wanda have clearly explained the godparenting basics to Hazel. She's aware she'll lose her memories. But... why didn't we get to see that?

The miserable godkids plot and the memory loss haven't been explained well in this series and I'm a little surprised, seeing as that's one of the biggest pieces of worldbuilding in the OG show. Since Hazel seems to have a loving home life, I wasn't sure if either rule was still canon until Poof-Peri showed up.

Wanda: Crocker would have to cover the entire building in a butterfly net to catch us. Which is impossible! Me: /"Viral Videots" flashbacks

Oh, please give me a sequel to one of my favorite jokes in the entire series...

Eh, I'll take it. I'm disappointed Cosmo and Wanda can still float, though. Hey, you guys aren't supposed to do that!

Hazel: I wish Crocker stopped trying to reveal fairies! Wanda: Oh, we can't do that, squirt. As long as the building's covered by a butterfly net, we're powerless!

W... Wanda? What exactly are you saying? You wanna run that by me again?

I like how A.J. came prepared for Crocker to interfere so he brought a back-up award to give to Marcus, haha.

... Hm. I feel slightly unsatisfied, but I'm not sure I could put into words why. I didn't really have expectations and yet I feel confused.

[mtgc858]

Part 2!

Most likely cause I'm brain dead but yippie!

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Swingy

He's the loud hyper one of the group that would wake everyone up with pans to either annoy them or wake them up early for breakfast.

He is the brother of Kevin and KC Glow.

He's a loud hyper dude that loves his bros and music.

Legit will sing old 80 songs while driving.

D.Ivaders

A game console that is alive lol idk.

Maybe another mascot of the band lol.

Doo Doo

Another creature/mascot that also is KC Glows childhood friend.

He started off as a childhood toy but turned into a living creature (somehow we don't know but probably Aliens)

Is a firby, not headcanon just fact.

He's very gentle and far nicer then most people think of him at first.

8-bit

A 2d videogame Charater that got taken out of his game by a alien(not MJ btw) and now lives in the real world)

It took him awhile to get use to the 3D world and the new friends he got and slowly is making himself 3D in appearance.

He can only make 8-bit sounds at the moment but is learning English and how to talk.

KC Glow

THE BOY HIMSELF, Is the sunshine of the group and the kindest one of them,he is the youngest also and innocent.

A creature 100% (Inspired by @0xeyedaisy , more overly a kind of dragon(my design).

He dyes his claws to match his brothers coloring and has Kevins diamond tear mark and Swingys triangle earring as face paint markings on his face.

He's besties with everyone on the group and knows how to cheer them up.

Use to be a huge fan of the band when a bit younger and when his older brother Swingy joined as he got to meet El Cool P which made his day, before El Cool P then let him on the group right there and completely shocked him and made him super happy lol

El Cool P

I got a lot for this man LMAO)

The man himself, he's the lead singer and leader of the band, he's a bit confident about himself and like he said in the song "I'm a star" and he is.

He loves the attention and fans as he enjoys signing autographs,even some of the other bands autograph at times before he was told off about it lol.

Even though he has a bit of a ego, he does care about the others and has comforted them a lot before, he especially has a soft spot for KC Glow and sees him as a younger brother he never got but keeps it deep inside.

He doesn't like when others sees him upset or down cause he doesn't want others to worry about him especially cause he wants to be seen in a better light, not in a dark lit room crying.

Made the band to show his love for music,80's theme and robots.

Rarely takes his hat off, also has straight long hair but keeps it tied up mostly under his hat.

Loves lizards and dinosaurs.

Has ADHD(self Incert)

Memphis

The seemingly quiet guy at first but very hyper and loud when you know him.

Can't control his volume when talking(like me) and can be very loud when talking(like me).

A backup singer for El Cool P and sometimes sings his own parts in some of their CDs.

He sang URFO in the au and did the music video lol just it was hard to tell lol.

Jogg D

The oldest of the group and the dad figure for most of them.

He is plus size and a cuddly dad.

Has a calm gentle voice when singing and humming.

Swagtastic

Scooter

Chaotic, the most chaotic of everyone in the group, mostly cause he would most definitely have Peanuts voice and personality from Jeff (forgot his last name but the guy with the puppets lol).

Will laugh at your pain.

The loudest of them and the most overwhelming.

Has either a panting laugh, a loud gasp laugh or a wheezing laugh depending on the situation.

Is easy to get angry and pick fights.

Lil Blaze

Chill,cool,epic man.

He is besties with KC Glow especially with the fact Lil Blaze knows about KC's pretty eyes then the rest(besides his brothers of course).

Is Scooters twin brother despite not being identical.

Can speak Spanish for the group if they need a translator or a angry mom figure to tell them to shut up lmao.

And that's all! Phew that was a lot but worth it!

[thespineoftherighteous]

AFTG headcanons

-Aaron is just a little taller than Andrew (maybe even Neil's height or close to it) because of malnutrition in Andrew's early years.

-Andrew has a wide jaw, like Toby Hemingway, Nora's original FC for him

-Andrew's eyes are not brown, they have a little green in them, making them hazel as described

-Neil's hair is wavy/curly (not much of a hot take, based on fanart, but idc I can't picture him any other way)

-Neil drives like a grandma except when he's driving like a getaway driver and there's no in between

-Andrew does not have piercings or painted nails (don't get me wrong I love the fanart of it but, 1 I feel like Neil would have mentioned it to us, and 2 Andrew liked to pretend to be Aaron when it was convenient which would be kind of hard unless Aaron had the same piercings and nail color)

-Kevin was the first to notice andreil

-Aaron and Katelyn have a little boy (not twins, because unless Katelyn has twins in her family that wouldn't be possible, since the twin gene is carried by the mother) and name him Nicholas, after Katelyn's grandpa (and after Nicky but Aaron won't admit it, but it doesn't matter because Nicky cries anyway).

anon some of these are straight up facts akshdhajs like Andrew's eyes and Kevin noticing Andrew and Neil first. but YES I agree with almost every single one especially Neil has wavy/curly hair (I also think he has pretty thick hair, at least once it gets healthier) I'm also down for Aaron being taller but only insomuch that it's hardly visible to the naked eye..so like probably not as quite as tall as Neil. also, even though I eat up fanart of Andrew with painted nails, I don't think he'd actually have it either, mostly because I just don't think that's his personality like I think he's a little too plain for that sorry.

the only one of these I don't believe in is the last because, biologically likely or not, the idea of Aaron with twin girls (at least) is precious to ME

[prof-ramses]

Volume 3 of Spooky Month headcanons

Shotgun man's last name is Cox (As in to cock a shotgun)

Kevin was in a garage band with some friends in high school. Most of them have moved away from Frighden since then.

Kevin has a slight phobia of lizards.

The first few movies Carmen and Richard ever showed Roy were all from the Disney renaissance. They also saw some in theaters as dates a few years into their relationship.

Skid's grandma was named Rose.

Skid would shave half his head in his teens. (You can't tell me he wouldn't)

Ross's sleep schedule is a god damn disaster(tm).

Patty owns a dog named Grim, she would kill for him without hesitation.

It's borderline impossible for Frank to get drunk. This man could down a beer stein worth of vodka and then calmly walk in a perfectly straight line. It doesn't have anything to do with whatever turned his eyes black, it's just the way he is.

On a similar note, Lila has a super high spice tolerance.

[mister-fisch]

Skid and Pump :D

Alrighty. :3Also alot of these I just came up on the spot,and i didn't really know exactly what to talk about so :]

Im gonna start with pump since I have more for him

👆 What I imagine he looks like and wears when he's not wearing his costume :D

-His real name is Willard.And his full name is Willard Luzbel Wonder

-His favorite animal is rats

-The love of fire is genetic.Ignacio is his uncle from his mothers side(Garcia is too,cause Garcia and Ignacio are brothers to me,so they'd be Pump's mothers brothers),he is unaware of that though

-He likes listening to Lemon Demon and Oingo Boingo

-His favorite movie is Nightmare before christmas and a close second would be Hocus Pocus.He'd also enjoy all the the Halloween based disney channel original movies

-He's 10 nearly 11 years old

-His birthday's October 10th so he has quite the spooky birthday

Now time for Skid :3

👆what I imagine him to look like without his costume

-His real name is Stallo Kit Degenhardt-Estrella(Lila is German to me or has alot of german ancestry,I mean her name is literally the word for purple in german :].Also yeah Ik Skid's name wouldn't be that but one can dream)

-He's 10 years old

-Lila only calls him son because he's trans and she's just trying to be supportive as he socially transitions before he can medically transition cause he's too young to do so(also before anyone says anything i knew i was trans when i was 10,and alot of other people have then and before that,so it wouldnt be out of the question for that to be a possiblity)

-He has a half brother(from his father's side),which is Kevin,neither Skid or Kevin are aware of that though -His dad used to call him Star or Starling,or a nickname along those lines when he was still alive

-Skid also enjoys lemon demon but he very much perfers any music Danny Elfman has done(so he also likes oingo boingo)

-His favorite animal are Glass frogs or horeshoe crabs

-His favorite movie is Halloween or nightmare in elm street

And some join headcanons! :3

-The reason they both are constantly wearing there costumes is a way to cope with the absence of their respective parents,they last spent october with halloween with them before they werent their anymore ,and thsoe were the last costumes they wore

-They've been close since they were very young,basically since they met.

-Skid was the first one to get obbesed with the spooky season and they he got pump obessed with it soon after,its been that way for years

-They have stuff that remind them of each other around the house,for example skid has pumpkin socks,and pump has skeleton gloves and whatnot

-Pump since he's more likely than not fairly wealthy buys skid gifts constantly(<- i saw this one somewhere before) and skid feels like he needs to give something back in return so he draws stuff for pump :>

Anyway thats it.I really enjoyed doing this :D I hope i get more(also already working on another one of these things)Probably gonne get ready for bed now since its 2 in the morning :3 hope you enjoyed

[swoosbadfuture]

ian and erin headcanons . hi im sane

Ian

Barely scraping 5’7

Half Canadian on his mom’s side

Bisexual, male pref

Straight A* student all aside from literature in which he barely has a B. Do not mention literature to him ever he’ll go mad

superiority complex . start the clown music . he needs to prove he’s the best always because if he isn’t the best then he’s automatically the worst

Very very autistic + low empathy. Prefers logic > emotion . Has a kind of “im not the weird one everyone else is weird I’m the normal one” view by accident

Complete Mama’s boy. you would never expect it but he is her little boy through and through

Gets along well w his dad too but they have very similar personalities and kinda clash a lot . Similar ideals just both very argumentative n stubborn . But god they will sit and listen to music for hours and just go full autism mode over it

Both his parents are very chill though. They are also both goths n r very proud of Ian

He's an only child

Voice breaks the moment he shows any emotion he’ll be talking normally n then get emotional n his voice just 📈

Speaking of which he is overly emotional and very bad at expressing it . very volatile person

Loyal to a fault and very justice oriented but also kinda holds these values to everyone without realising not everyone has the same morals . He doesn’t quite Get that not everyone is the same as him

Overprotective in a way that sometimes comes across as possessive . He’s not possessive he just has issues okay 💔

Phobia of the ocean and everything in it u will never see him on a boat ever he’d rather Die

Was good friends with Jason in kindergarten but kinda drifted apart from him as Jason got closer with Kevin. Kevin and Ian have never liked eachother insult eachother mercilessly. Poor Jason had to sit there and watch as they tried to beat eachother to a pulp. You can tell Kevin hates Ian because he rarely ever calls him by his first name

has a boyfriend in secret. Very much denies it. Only Erin and his parents know and he is trying so very hard to not let the secret out

Wants OUT of McKinley so bad . doesn’t even care abt changing his last name. I imagine McKinley is probably a bit of a small suburban town thats a bit of a bedroom community. The theme park is probably more well known than the town itself. Ian knows that if he just moves a few towns over then the name association will Go Away

Wanted to do astrophysics at college :) thinks space is cool as fuck

Resting face is worse than bitch he looks like he’s about to commit a murder in cold blood . Cold stare 0 emotions. And then suddenly he smiles and he’s just :D

Must stick to a consistent sleep schedule or else he’s a delusional nightmare

Stronger than he looks but would also probably crumple into 1000 pieces if he stubbed his toe

Likes horror movies but is lowkey a bit squeamish . would never admit it though. His favourite movie is Saw 2004 and he has to look away at all the gorey parts

Erin

5’8 and uses this 1 inch she has over Ian for Everything.

German ancestry on her dad’s side but doesn really know much about it besides that It’s There

Bisexual w pref for girls .

She/they nonbinary

Dyed her hair blue once and the ends are still kinda stained . Doesn’t care to cut it off because she thinks it looks cool (it does (it absolutely does))

Actual straight A* student and again uses this against Ian and teases him about his many struggles with Shakespeare

Collects bones n skulls n animal pelts and etc. Owns a few taxidermy animals .

Also very autistic n relates a lot to Ian bc of it

Is actually fairly good at socialising! just hates people

Parents do not understand the whole goth thing but are trying their best . Yes they did freak out when Erin brought home a taxidermy rat she got while out with Ian at an arts fair but oh well what can you do

Used to do figure skating when she was young !! still very confident at ice skating n likes to show off whenever she goes compared to Ian whos constantly falling on his ass. Let her have her moments of glory she deserves them.

The one who does the nail polish. Hence why hers is always perfect and Ian’s is always chipped bc she can always touch hers up whenever she needs to and Ian Cannot

Very aware of Ian’s superiority complex absolutely humbles him every chance she gets

Kinda obsessed w shitty low budget horror movies and indie films

Absolutely adores the art of SFX and fake gore / blood / etc n loved doing it herself. Halloween was her favourite holiday and she’d always go all out with it. Or would grab Ian and make him sit there for 2 hours. “come here sit down I need to see how realistically I can make your hand look like it’s been mauled” “Erin ew what the fuck”

Crush on Wendy that she’d never ever admit to. Only Ian knows and they have a deal where if he doesn’t spill about her crush she won’t spill about his boyfriend. Problem solved (they’re at eachother’s necks over it)

Makes friendship bracelets for her friends. Rest in peace Erin Ulmer you wouldve loved the Loom Bands craze of 2014

the both of them

Social rejects but they own it ™️ . Will literally take in anyone who’s also a bit of a ‘weird kid’ and convert them to goth subculture

Unfortunately this happens never it really do just kinda be the two of them vs the world huh

Dated for like a week once in sophomore year. Broke up immediately after their first kiss and decided they’d just pretend it never happened and that that 1 week of their lives just doesn’t exist. Did not happen ❤️

That being said though RAAAH WHAT ARE THE BOUNDS OF FRIENDSHIP. They hug and cuddle and hold hands and kiss cheeks constantly even if only as friends. Very physically affectionate though partially kinda to fuck with people who can’t seem to understand what the hell is going on with them both

“Oh yeah look at us nobody thinks we’re queer” “Ian we’re goth we might as well have it tattooed on our foreheads” “Fucks sake I can’t have shit in the 21st century”

Friendly banter is fucking insane they are just straightup insulting eachother. You know that one Gumball meme where Gumball is in hospital after being hit by a bus and he gets a card from Darwin saying “that bus should’ve ended you. love Darwin” that’s them that’s them that is them

They care eachother so much they are just bad at vocalising it so if they arent sitting there hugging they instead feel the need to be aggressively mean to eachother in loving and caring way

Erin is way more grounded and has more common sense than Ian who meanwhile is batshit insane at times and will 100% do crazy shit for the hell of it

Both of them rockin up to the town next door w their fake IDs to buy a months worth of R rated movies (fool proof plan (Ian almost got arrested once))

If only they had been around when Vine came out …. they would’ve been famous i tell u

[moon-thething]

Alright hey its me the same anon from last time—I'm sorry, I just really like your writing 🥲 but anyway, I was thinking—Kevin x Reader headcanons, but enemies to lovers edition. Your choice though.

Hello again anon :) I really don't know how to write enemies to lovers trope so these headcanons kind of turned out as bullies to friends to lovers but I still hope you enjoy these!

P.s. you can also become a named anon if you'd like to request more than once

Romantic or platonic?: Platonic/romantic

Readers gender: gender neautral

Type: Fluff?

Warnings: not proof read, not announced change of povs

Hope you enjoy :)

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The first time you two had met in high school

The reason he started to hate you in the first place because you were the popular kid

And from every TV show and or movie the popular kid was always snobby and didn't have a care in the world. So he started to believe you were exactly like that

And the reason you hated him was simply because every time you tried to talk to him he'd scoff and roll his eyes

Who wouldn't get anoyed at that?

And so, you two were known in highschool because of your rivalry

Kevin would purposefully drop small notes into your backpack and or hide your stuff to quote 'get you back' end quote

While you would as well put pathetic fake love notes into his backpack as well as steal his pencils and pens

The sound of chalk on the board and the teachers bored tone echoed around the room as Kevin was getting more and more tired by the second

Finally getting sick of the teachers talking he lifted his hand up, when the teacher turned around she opened her mouth to speak

"Yes Kevin?" She asked, tilting her head as she waited for a response

"May I use the restroom?" He asked, lowering his hand. The teacher let out an anoyed sigh

"Yes, you may." At that Kevin stood up from his seat and walked out of the classroom

The teacher continued on with the lecture as Y/n looked back at Kevin's empty seat, they let out a quiet chuckle as they ripped a peace of paper and wrote a quick note on it

'Meet me at the rooftop, at lunch time ;)'

And they put it into Kevin's backpack, being careful and quiet so the teacher wouldn't notice

When it was lunch time Kevin rushed to the rooftop and waited for the mysterious person to show up. But of course, they never did

Kevin quickly realized and groaned at his stupidity as now he had lost his whole lunch break

It didn't go too extreme since you both didn't want to get expelled

So all throughout highschool you were butting heads and talking smack about each other. Wether it be face to face or talking to your friends

When highschool ended you were both relieved to never see each other's faces again. While you had moved and started to actually enjoy life, Kevin was stuck working at a candy shop

As more years passed both of you now seemed to realize the mistakes you two made with your rivalry

While Kevin was more ashamed of himself for putting the expectations of you being a snobby rich kid he had only now realized how nice you actually were

When he looked back he had memories of seeing you afar, either helping a nerd tht was beaten us by treating his wound's wefore sending them to the nurses office, or feeding a stray dog/cat

And he couldn't help but beat himself up for putting those thoughts up first before actually talking to you. But deep inside him he still felt a little hated towards you for doing those little pranks on him even though he started doing them first

While you just looked back and still felt a burning haterid towards the raven haired boy. Never actually finding out the reason as to why he hated you, but always seeing him from afar treating other people better than he had treated you

But you had still felt ashamed for writing those fake notes and putting them in his backpack, even though every time you wrote the note it seemed more and more meaning full. As well as stealing his pens and pencils

And, if you were being completely honest, the reason you went up to him wasnt just to make small talk. Ever since you had seen him enter the classroom you were in it was like an angel has entered

So when you tried to talk to him you could just imagine how heartbroken they were, having their crush hate them

And one fateful day, you had returned to your home town to visit your family and old friends

Walking down the street you saw a familiar candy shop and the memories of you going there when you were younger just flooded in

And so, to fulfill your inner child, you walked in

And when you saw Kevin at the counter you could feel the butterflies in your stomach

While Kevin was just feeling panicked

"Well, funny seeing you here." Y/n said as they approached Kevin. He could feel heat rising to his cheeks as he cleared his throat

"I thought you moved away." He mumbled, leaning against the counter as he looked at the floor in shame, lol of the bad high school memories coming back to him

"I know this night be a bit awkward to you, but I'm not here to pull any pranks." Y/n joked, making Kevin let out a huff of laughter, "But.. I've been wondering. Why did you exactly hate me?" Kevin swallowed the lump in his throat as he let out an awkward laugh

"haha, well.. you're gonna absolutely have me for this, but..." Kevin started, Y/n put their hands on the table as they listened closely, "Since I watched too many teen movies.. I kind of made the connection that all popular kids were assholes." He mumbled, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly

Y/n started to laugh as Kevin felt more embarrassed by the second

And from that point on, you two became some sort of friends

You come to the candy shop every day. Internally screaming every time you accidentally made even the slightest contact with him while Kevin was just oblivious

But as time passed Kevin seemed to start noticing his feelings towards you. But he was of course too blind to see your feeling's towards him

And on one perfect day, both of you decided to confess to one another. And I repeat: both

Y/n walked towards the candy shop, gripping the end of their shirt anxiously as they came closer and closer towards the shop. They

They opened the door as Kevin's head shot up. He also seemed a little on edge but at the moment Y/n didn't pay any mind to that

"Hey Kevin. How're you doing?" Y/n asked awkwardly as they leaned against the counter

"GoOd." Kevin's voice cracked, making him cry internally

The two stayed in an uncomfortable silence before they both wanted to break the silence.. at the same time

"I need to tell you something." They both said in usion

"Sorry, you can go first." Y/n apologized as they looked at Kevin

"Nononono, you go first." Kevin insisted

"Why don't we both say it at the same time?" Y/n asked

"Sure, why not. But we sould at least go somewhere private." Kevin said, pointing towards the huge window's of the shop as people passed by. Y/n nodded slightly as they followed Kevin

"Okay, on the count of three."

"Okay."

"One."

"Two."

"Three-"

"I really like you!" They both yelled. They looked at each other with wide eyes before they both bursted out in laughter

"God, we're so pathetic!" Y/n laughed as they clutched their stomach

When their laughter finally died down the two could only stare at each other with warm smiles. Kevin then boldly wrapped his hand around their waist ad pulled them towards him

"May I kiss you?" He asked with an unsure tone of voice, Y/n let out a giggle and slightly leaned in

"Yes, you may." The two connected their lips as they shared a long and tender kiss

God, the relief the two of you felt when you confesed to each other. You might as well have been in heaven at that moment

And now as Kevin and you both looked back at the past memories in highschool and the awkward confession you wo shared, you couldn't help but laugh at your guyses stupidity

[maromi-hoshiba]

more duolingo headcanons that no one asked for (W/ FULL NAMES)

denzel lingo / duo:

- being hunted down by the [REDACTED]

- currently the principal of Duolingo Academy

- he dosen't kill ppl when they don't practice, he just helps them (if only 😭)

fredrick falstaff d'grizzal / falstaff:

- he's also being hunted down by the [REDACTED]

- big boi (he's 6'5)

- he has a wife who's also a bear shapeshifter :3

lilianne mary wilson / lily:

- she's emo bc her hamster died of scurvy 🫂

- sleeps with a hamster plushie ❤️‍🩹

- rn, zari wants to give her a new pet hamster

zari al-gharrib / zari

- as i said b4, she wants to start a candy shop

- she's practicing on how to make chocolate, bc she already mastered on how to make sugar candies

- she also listens to kpop 🤭

edison blake sr. / eddy:

- he's starting to improve his cooking

- he listens to ABBA and Mitski

- the lion tamer thing is actually true, although he worked in a circus only ONCE 😭😭😭

edison blake jr. / junior:

- he watches skibidi toilet 🤫🧏‍♂️

- he's taking soccer, tennis and martial arts classes (and never complains bc he's enjoying it)

- for some silly reason, junior's classmates say that he has abs and hard muscles js like his dad 😓

oscar álvarez / oscar:

- he secretly loves cinnamoroll, and 90% of his christmas gifts today are cinnamoroll themed 🙃

- in school, he's very strict, but also a very nice teacher

- he's a tsundere, especially if you talk abt eddy to him 😭

beatrice boateng / bea:

- she has a younger brother named anthony

- she loves coffee, and vikram always gives her coffee when she steps foot into his cafe

- she loves lin <3

linda chen / lin:

- she's a non binary woman (her prns are she/her and they/them)

- she works at a repair shop until 5pm

- she loves bea <3

lucille chen / lucy:

- her past was just like joy luck club by amy tan: there was a war in china, so be fore she was born, her parents moved to canada

- eventually, she moved to the us to become a policewoman

- she's always cooking for lin 😭

vikram singh / vikram:

- he owns a cafe named fayebell, and recently opened last 2023 ^u^

- he's that type of guy who puts "😍" when you send him a photo of a cat or a dog

- he and priti are like mrs. shi and mr. he 🥲

priti singh (neé diodati) / priti

- vikram's wife

- i got her last name from vanessa diodati from symphogear 😭😭😭😭😭

- she loves to give vikram potatoes and tell him that he's js like a potato (but in a cute way)

kevin raphael santos / kevin (my oc!)

- moved to america shortly after graduating from UP Diliman

- works as a psychology teacher for senior high school

- oscar says he's annoying 😞

@berrypass-nonmurdle

@sugar-miss1

@random-duolingo-doodles

im gonna cry so hard why did i write thissss 😭

[blvvdzuckr2019]

Ethan Lore/Headcanon Masterpost !!

Disclaimer: This post is mostly things the mod’s (me) brain has come up with and it’s.. a lot

Ask blog for Ethan from Spooky Month run by @blood-sucker-ethan13 :)

- Ethan is AMAB (Assigned Male at Birth) but identifies as genderfluid and uses he/they pronouns

- Ethan is pansexual and polyamorous and has a lean for people who lean more towards masculine, though he has had feelings for people who are androgynous and feminine in the past.

- Ethan’s last name is Thorn

- Ethan has some issues with an ex partner and due to that he has trauma and paranoia, he cannot be left in silence for more than 20 minutes without freaking out.

- Streber and Ethan have known each other since they were pretty young and Streber is the first of the Torture Kevin Squad (Ethan, Streber, Kevin, & Radford) that Ethan fell in love with.

- Streber and Ethan went to the same college and were roommates during college.

- My Ethan is an actual vampire but he was traumatized by the way he was turned (it has to do with the ex partner he has trauma from)

- Ethan lives in an apartment with a roommate named Harvey (an OC I made), though Ethan is rarely at their apartment, they spend most of their time at Streber’s home with him and if not there then Ethan is likely at the bar he works at or Kevin’s house.

- Ethan has a want to protect those he cares about and because he knows Radford’s home life isn’t the best (even if he doesn’t know details) he tries to give Radford as much love and affection as he can, making sure to ask Radford when he thinks something is up. Ethan took the longest to gain a crush on Radford, purely because of the fact that he never got to hang out with him a ton.

- Kevin, well, Ethan just likes to rile Kevin up because they find his responses hilarious and they love making Kevin flustered. Ethan found out about their crush on Kevin after realizing their ‘teasing’ was more an attempt to flirt with Kevin rather than playful banter between friends, needless to say, Ethan still riles Kevin up but for a bit of a different reason

- As I said, Streber and Ethan have known each other the longest and because of that, Streber was the first of the three that Ethan gained a crush on and Ethan also tries to be on Streber’s good side whenever possible, he gives him tons of gifts.

- Ethan sees Streber as his safe person and Streber’s home is one of his safe places.

- Ethan takes extreme care of their hair.

- Ethan collects knives

- Ethan also collects plushies

- Ethan is very direct most of the time with what he wants but when it comes to people he actually, y’know, cares about, they try not to be too direct ‘cause they don’t wanna screw things up, he’s got a lot going on in his brain there but at work it’s, it’s very easy to put on the mask and same with on the phone but like when in person he freaks the hell out

- Ethan’s hands are always cold as hell, and they tend to be very clingy especially if someone is warm because he is always freaking cold

- Ethan takes so many pictures of moments he likes to keep in his mind which is why he has a whole album with *at least* 200 pictures titled ‘the squad’ (The squad being Radford, Streber, Kevin, and themself {well at least themself before the vampire transformation that is})

- Tbh, he probably also has a polaroid camera and a wall somewhere at his house covered in pictures of the squad

- When nervous, Ethan rambles a lot, most of the time they don’t even realize they’re rambling.

- The only time Ethan actually fully bites someone and drinks their blood is if they’re actually desperate for the nutrients, though if offered, it’s highly unlikely he’ll refuse

- Despite being an actual vampire, Ethan can eat normal human food and has a pretty good control over his urge to taste people’s blood

- According to Ethan, everyone’s blood has a different taste to it, it’s like tasting various amounts of liquor, fun !!

- Ethan also can’t get drunk like a normal person can, the easiest way to get them drunk is by letting them drink someone who is heavily intoxicated’s blood

- Ethan, despite dying his hair all his life, struggles doing it on his own so he typically goes to Radford, Streber, or Kevin to help him re-dye it when it needs touch-ups and they don’t feel like having their hair black with red fade

- He owns a motorcycle and was gifted a normal car, but he prefers to drive the motorcycle, but when it rains he kinda has no choice but to drive the normal car

- Ethan is.. needless to say well-off with money, he makes plenty of tips thanks to his looks and flirting he does so he’s not hurting for money, he just hasn’t moved out of his current apartment because then he wouldn’t have an excuse to stay at his friends/partners houses.

- Ethan works as a bartender.

- Favorite Movies: The Twilight Series but deflects by saying they’re others’ favorites

- Insomniac

- Many piercings

- Semi-Colon Tattoo on left inner wrist that’s covered with his glove

- Ethan constantly wears different chokers

- Says ‘Sleep is for the weak’ but then proceeds to pass the hell out instantly when he feels comfortable enough

- Flirty & bites a lot

- 5’9”

[cowboyinternist]

as a Kevin Enjoyer i would like your thoughts. in one of the listener questions, kevin says one of the nicknames he'd be open to is "the kevin so nice they named him twice". this implies his name is kevin kevin . my headcanon is he doesn't remember his last name so he's like fuck it. it's also kevin

i love this headcanon i think it’s SO fitting to him.

it has the exact same energy as him naming his new home in the desert otherworld just,, desert bluffs too? a very “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” attitude. he doesn’t seem to like coming up with names and i support him in his endeavors.