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a sketch painting of neve to cope with the fact that i probably won't be able to play datv on release ...
#i hope i did her features justice#you can see parts where i just. gave up lmao. i did one end of the blue cloth thing and said im not doing it again#also wondering why tf i made it so short#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#neve gallus#datv#arttag#painting
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You'll Be Back Mr Puzzles MAP!
No this is actually real soahsodhsoshsi
Hihi everyone saw my last post hahahhhh I wasn't joking 💀
READ THE ENTIRETY OF THIS IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ‼️‼️‼️‼️
I don't want no nobody to not understand anything
Anyways, onto the details!
Wait, what's a MAP?
Ah.. I should explain that shouldn't I?
MAP stands for Multiple-Animator Project. It's basically a collaborative project made up of numerous animations by different creators!
You might have seen these before in the art fandom, if not, you're not a real artist /jk /nsrs /lh
Jokes aside, these projects tend to be fun for most creators and I'm hoping that this would bring some fun to the people joining :)
Is this begginer friendly?
Why yes it is! Regardless you're good at animation or not, you're welcome to join! Just... At least put some effort rather than being lazy?
Regardless, everyone is welcomed with open arms here! So don't be afraid ;)
What canvas size should I use?
1280x720 preferably! Just to make sure it doesn't take up too much of my data ;w;
But you can use any canvas size you'd want besides that! A box shape, or that weird YouTube short form... Nvm exclude that one but anyways, yeah any canvas size that you're comfortable with!
Is there a specific theme?
There's actually none! The map is supposed to just be a silly Mr puzzles map :3
This includes the setting and etc like- go crazy! Do a sad, fun, crazy, angry moment or something! Do what your imagination can make out of that song using Puzzles ^^
Is it okay if I can't remove my animating apps watermark?
It's completely fine if you can't remove it! Don't worry you're not the only broke one here ;)
Am I allowed to put my watermark?
Yes! You're incouraged to add in your watermark so people know it's your part!
Dw, if you don't have one them I'll just put your name while I'm editing the entire thing :)
Can I include my OCS or my Mr puzzles design?
Yes you can! You can also change your Puzzles aus whenever you'd like.
E.g my Showman Puzzles on part 1 and my Puzzles kinsona on part 2
It's just an example! If you're adding ocs, it's good! But the animation should primarily focused on Puzzles! He can interact with other characters but it's mostly just him. Oh and if you're wondering, it doesn't have to be SMG4 OCS :)
How many parts can I take?
Hey hey don't be greedy /hj
2 parts! I want everybody to take their chances and do some cool stuff :D
Where should I ask for parts or send submissions at?
In the discord server I made! The link will be at the end of the post. I know I just replied to some in this blog and they got their parts, I will NOT be accepting any ask parts OUTSIDE of the server.
The same goes with submissions/finished parts, please do send it in discord.
Why is this? This is because I want everything to be easier for me so I could manage stuff. I get frustrated very easily so yeah 😭
Is there a deadline?
Well uh- I'm not sure! But it's probably going to be planned on the June or July, somewhere in the middle of the year. Though I will be making sure nobody feels rushed for their sake
Have you ever host a MAP before?
Wait where tf did that one come from-
No I haven't unfortunately, this is my first one! I've always wanted to make a MAP because of how cool the idea itself is.
Now that that's done, here are the parts! As time progresses a and people enter, I'll fill them up :3
Intro : me
1. @e-v-e-l-l-e
2. @rainbowrocketraichu
3. Entity-lol
4. @lari-the-dragon
5. @rat-n-atty
6. @madhalo
7. @mrtophat518
8. @fenicearts420
9. @cosmicoreo9
10. Entity-lol
11. @niranutcake
12. @madhalo
13. Me
14. @alex-dolmatescu2-0
15. @libbytwq
16. @alex-dolmatescu2-0
17. @rr3d2y
18. Me
19. @niranutcake
20. Rainbowrocketraichu
21. @messydoodlesyt
22. @messydoodlesyt
23. @icedbeverageenjoyer
24. @mrtophat518
Outro : me
Last but not least.. Please do enter your submissions in the discord server below this sentence :D
You can post your part outside the server if you want but I'm only taking the ones submitted in the server itself :)
Andddd that's about all! You can ask questions here and in the server. Yeetus chat!
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Stuck Together (TF Prime Knock Out)
pairing - Knock Out x F!Reader
summary - just a few short scenarios between you and the mad doctor if the Autobots got stuck on the Nemesis with the Decepticons
warnings - none
a/n - just some thoughts i had, not enough works for this bot, who happens to be my favourite after Bumblebee
The situation between Autobots and Decepticons had never been more awkward or uncomfortable. Stuck in the same location, forced to get along to avoid complete destruction of the Decepticon ship. Tensions were at an all-time high with both sides being in such close proximity but unable to do anything.
You couldn't bring yourself to care much, not when you were occupying the same space as a certain Decepticon doctor.
"Again, Starscream? What is it this time?" The mad doctor spoke without looking up or turning around, too engrossed in buffing his own arm to notice it was actually you.
"I always wondered if his footsteps sounded the same as a femme's, with those heels he calls peds," you mused.
This made Knock Out turn, "Oh, it's you." He sounded rather excited, his disinterest from just now being replaced. "Don't tell me you got into another fight."
"Okay, I won't," you shrugged and sat on his operating table.
The red mech sighed, "May I ask why is it that you came to me? Your medic is also on board."
"Ratchet doesn't like to be bothered while he's working," you told him. "And he's already on edge just being here. But I suppose you wouldn't want to attend to an Autobot, right? I'll just leave."
"No, wait!" He quickly stopped you, "I mean, usually no. But I can make an exception for you."
"Oh?" You raised an eyebrow. "That's flattering."
"So what was it this time?" He asked you as he tended to your very small (he noticed) dent.
You groaned, "I swear, your fellow cons act like they've never seen a femme before. I know you guys have only Airachnid, but that's no excuse to try and get touchy with me."
"I see."
The doctor hid it well, but he was burning with both anger and jealousy. How dare the vehicons attempt to put their servos on you in any way, even if you were an Autobot?
"It wouldn't be such a problem if it was you, however."
The Deception froze at those words, then looked at you, "You want me to harass you?"
"Don't say it like that!" Your faceplates burned. "I just meant...I wouldn't mind if you were the one taking an interest in me." You looked away. "I should go."
"Do I get to say what I think about that?" He drawled, his usual smirk plastered to his face.
"Uh-"
He suddenly came in very close, his face mere inches from yours. His blood-red optics flickered from your bright blue ones to your lips, and the desire in them was unmistakeable.
"I think you underestimate just how interested I am in you."
And then he was kissing you.
Because Cybertronians don't need to breathe, this continued for a while. You ended up kissing for what felt like hours, until someone else walked into the cons' medbay needing assistance.
"Knock Out, I-"
You both jumped apart, turning to see an astonished Starscream standing there staring at you with wide optics.
Before any of you could say anything, you tripped Knock Out, shoved Starscream aside and ran off. That seemed like the most logical thing to do at the time, to eliminate suspicion.
"What was that?"
"What is it you want now, Starscream?" The doctor asked, returning to being disinterested.
"Did you just-"
"I'm quite busy you know, get on with it."
"I-"
And the red Decepticon continued to gaslight the second-in-command into believing that nothing had happened.
-
"What is this?"
Knock Out looked up as you examined one of his tools, a small smirk forming on his lips as he watched you. Though he would never admit it out loud, he found your intrigue...adorable.
"That would be an isoprobe."
"I...don't know what that is," you laughed and set it back down, with surprising gentleness. "I assume it's important."
"Mhm," his optics continued to watch as you navigated his lab, pride swelling in his chassis as he observed your fascination with everything in it.
He initially thought he could overcome his little crush on you. Never had he been so wrong, because despite being an Autobot he was starting to feel like you were the other half of his spark. His sparkmate.
You noticed his gaze, and quickly stopped touching things, "I'm sorry, just curious. Ratchet doesn't allow us near any of his things."
"No, by all means continue," the mad doctor encouraged you, "I quite like seeing an inquisitive mind wandering around my lab. Especially one so pretty. Makes working here easier."
Your faceplates burned, "Oh...Well in that case..." You walked over to him, "Mind telling me what you're doing, doctor?"
He shivered. Having you this close to him with you calling him that was really not helping his attraction to you. It was, in fact, inspiring him to think other, less appropriate thoughts, as well as imagine you pressed against him, holding him as he worked.
"I...seem to have forgotten."
You laughed a little bit, "May I suggest something else then?"
He nodded, and you closed the distance. Once again, you were kissing the Decepticon medic, hands on his shoulders while his found your waist.
You were starting to like this forced closeness.
-
"Why, you-!"
"What's going on here?"
You walked into the Decepticon med bay slash lab to see Knock Out and Smokescreen right up in each other's faces, each yelling insults or mocking the other.
"How dare you?!"
They did, however, stop and turn their helms when you walked into the room, Knock Out's optics going wide.
Then, like sparklings, they pointed at each other.
"He started it!"
You groaned and face-palmed, "I don't care who started it, just stop it. We don't need any unnecessary fights you two. Now step away from each other."
To your satisfaction, they obeyed.
"Smokescreen, I think Optimus wanted to speak to you anyway," you told the Autobot mech, who was gone in a flash after that.
"He scratched my paint!" Knock Out protested.
"I don't want to hear it," you sighed and grabbed his buffer, moving over to helo him with his grievance. This wasn't anything new with him, so you got used to doing it for him in the short time that you had been here. "What did you say to him?"
"I didn't say anything," the con medic lied.
You rolled your optics, "Knock Out."
"Fine! I told him his vehicular form is uglier than mine."
"...Mechs," you sighed.
Knock Out calmed down a little after that, watching you tend to his scratch. He had no idea, but the adoration held in them was so obvious it made you flustered.
"Stop staring at me with those creepy optics."
"Hey! You said they were pretty!"
"You're right. They ARE pretty. Your face is the problem."
He knew you were teasing him, and he quite liked the fact that you were making an effort to make him smile or laugh. No one else had ever done that for him, much less be nice to him. He didn't ever receive a thank you or a compliment, but while you'd been here you'd given him all of that and more.
"You like my face, admit it."
"I do, I really do."
-
"(Name)? What are you doing still awake?"
Knock Out couldn't keep the concern out of his voice, his optics scanning your clearly exhausted form. It looked like you hadn't powered down in days.
"I couldn't sleep," you admitted. "Too jumpy."
"Even with Optimus Prime by your side?" He asked, surprised.
"Yeah. They put us in another room to power down. Still, I can't help but worry about them. I have to stay awake."
Knock Out frowned deeply. It troubled you to be on this ship so much that you couldn't even power down peacefully? Megatron himself had ensured no conflict, due to the threat of the Nemesis being destroyed, but you still worried.
"Why don't you power down with me, then?" He suggested. "I was just about to finish for the night. And your friends will be okay."
"Are you sure?" You mumbled, tired beyond measure. "I don't want to bother you."
"Come here, sweetspark," he cooed, pulling you against him. "I've told you before, you're never a bother to me. So stop worrying and power down with me."
"Okay," you smiled tiredly. "I love you."
The Decepticon medic froze in his movements, his arms around you tightening. He couldn't believe the words that had left your mouth, and tried to convince himself you were too tired to know what you were saying. It wasn't real. You didn't mean it.
"Knock Out?* You frowned. "You don't feel the same way?"
"N-no! I mean yes!" He panicked. "Yes I do, sweetspark. I always have. But you're exhausted, let's get you some rest and we can talk in the morning okay?"
"Okay."
The two of you lay down on his berth and you cuddled up to him, burying your face in his neck cables. You powered down before he did, finally at ease and comfortable in his arms, while he stayed awake to ponder your words.
Did you really mean it?
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I was wondering if I could request the 141 x Male reader, they know alot of medical like they use their knowledge of the human body against anyone whom threatens them (or people the care about). They aren't a medic are doctor parday but have extensive knowledge of the field that helps the team. Seem cold uncaring and ruthless but if anyone of them is injured its like a total switch of 'mom bear mode' checking them over the gentle hands and worry.
(Kinda of trope of don't mess with the doctor lol)
Summary: TF 141 reacts to Reader who knows a frightening amount of medical knowledge.
Note: I'm going to do this as more of a headcanons type of post ^^ hope this is good enough! ^^ I did 95% of this all in the last 2 hours
Content: Medical speak, Injuries, Slight Torture, Slightly Bad Medical Research, But I Did Research. Roach Talks.
Word Count: 1085
TF 141 x Knowledgeable in Medic Field M! Reader
Ghost
Probably first heard about your knowledge from Soap talking to him about how terrifying it is to see it come into play
Doesn't believe him.
You've always been good at what you do but have never shown any previous knowledge or interest in the medical field so, who can blame him?
There was also no way you could've went to medical school unless you were years above your usual education range
He finally sees it come into play when you two were 'interrogating' someone.
"If you're gonna stab, don't do it right there. Price said he needs to stay alive."
Ghost looks at you, annoyed. "I've stabbed many people and seen many people survive stab wounds of surrounding areas."
"In lower places of the abdomen and with quicker medical care, if you do it there" You point to where he had the knife, pointed at the tied up man's skin. "It could puncture an intestine and we will be fucked. If you want to stab, move the knife below the belly button...about right... right there. Do not remove the knife once it pierces through."
He did as you said, with questions, but still followed your lead.
From then on he watched everything you did, even noticing that you took care of some of the rookies that ended up with minor cuts and damage that wasn't enough to bother the medics with.
Needless to say, he also ended up coming to you for some patch ups, mostly when he wanted to keep his new damage a secret from Price.
He ended up finding it kind of hot during the interrogation thing so he often asked to do things like that with you again.
Soap
Honestly, probably figured out about your medical knowledge after he was being a dumbass with explosives and almost got hurt.
"Go change into some shorts and a tank top." Your voice was in a serious tone as you went to grab a nearby first aid kit.
"Already wanting to see me strip?"
You just glared at him until he actually left and did what was told.
Despite having only a few scratches, you still cleaned them up as best as you could.
You also went on a rant about it too, about how dumb he was
"Do you realize how dumb you are? What if you actually made a big explosion and a piece of shrapnel flew and hit one of the carotid arteries in your neck?
"My What?"
"Do you realize how fast you would've died? Why weren't you wearing any protective gear?"
"I'm pretty bad at forgetting protection."
If looks could kill, he'd be dead.
That was not the last time you had to clean his wounds, he seems to be a magnet for them.
Asks you more about medical stuff, just to get an idea on how much you know.
You know a lot.
Unsure at this point if he hurts himself in new ways just to hear you yell at him for what dumb way he could've gotten himself killed this time.
Gaz
He falls out of helicopters a lot, that's the truth. What's one more time?
This time (and somehow not the last?) he ended up hurting his foot, you were there the whole time when it happened.
When the both of you were both safe in the safety of a van, you got him to put his leg up so you could check it.
"This is stupid" He mutters, "It's nothing more than it has been in the past."
"Shush, let me concentrate" You mutter feeling around his bootless ankle, nodding your head when you hear him hiss at a pointed touch.
"Any pain when you walk on it?"
"Possibly....yes."
"I'm gonna say it's a sprain for now but I think we should take you to the infirmary after we get back to base. Doesn't seem dislocated. Possible fracture though."
It was just a sprain
Was surprised when you spoke fluent...doctor to the doctor.
Honestly felt like a little kid in the doctor's office, watching his parent's converse with the Doctor telling them what was wrong.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Price
Always knew, almost nothing gets by him unnoticed
Was probably one of the reasons he wanted you on the task force.
He knows how soap and gaz the boys are
Has you teaching rookies how to probably put a tourniquet on.
"What the fuck are you doing? That's not how I taught you."
The rookie you were speaking to just looked down at the dummy that they were working on and the tourniquet, "It looks-"
"Terrible! He's still bleeding out! Retry it."
Definitely has to sit in on these sessions, some rookies have complained to him that you take it too far.
You always just use the excuse that if those were real people and not training dummies, they'd be at fault for letting them die.
He agrees with you.
The rookie looks over at Price.
"Get to it. He told you to retry it. The man is bleeding out."
Mostly just sits in because it's less complaints now that he is showing he agrees with you in front of everyone.
Roach
This fucker needs a friend that has medical knowledge
Much like Soap, it seems like he is a wound magnet
Was probably the first of the 141 that you had to go full protective, medical knowledge out and work on him.
Man's like a tank too, no matter what the day brings to him it seems he's just able to walk it off
You don't let him
"You're limping, sit down."
He just waves it off, "'m good."
"Like hell you are." You walk up to him and grab his wrist, dragging him to a nearby chair and pushing him onto it. "Stay or I'll have Ghost lay on you."
Does not stay.
You cannot get Ghost to lay on him.
You just end up pelting pillows at him until he joins into a pillow fight, and you both end up getting exhausted.
"I'll rest right here."
"Good."
Stubborn but still okay with medical help
Often comes to you with oddly specific questions.
"Hypothetically, if a car blew up in the near vicinity of where I was at, what is the possible health issues that could arise?"
"Well, burn marks obviously, depending on the distance it could be any degree. If it was enough to knock you over, then a possible concussion. Depending if you hit the ground and hard enough, possible broken or fractured bones. Not to even mention the possible pieces of metal and glass flying, and just blast trauma in general. Could cause damage to internal organs with enough force."
"Okay, so...hypothetically, if that happened, I should go to the infirmary?"
"Roach, were you next to a car when it blew up?"
"..."
"Gary???"
You immediately dragged him to the infirmary.
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Could I request a reader who has an espathra. Espathra is from Reader's grandma who used to be a model and singer. Espathra is walks like a diva but is an absolute sweetheart. Reader joined the academy as a student and told the trio (Arven, Nemona and Penny) the reason why I joined the academy was because I never liked those private schools as I was always bored and hated dealing with the others as the students tend to annoy reader or be mean.
Arven
Tbh when he first saw your Espathra strutting down the streets of Mesagoza, he rolled his eyes.
He's well aware of how sassy and aggressive wild ones can be, but he assumes that even those tamed by trainers aren't any different (and sometimes a Pokémon's personality can rub off on them, too).
Once he gets to really know you both, though, he quickly realizes how friendly your Espathra is around people--even Mabosstiff.
Ofc they're still sassy, although they don't have a single mean bone in their body and don't try to reach across the table to steal his sandwich ingredients.
During lunch, you share how they once belonged to your grandma--who used to be a famous model and singer until she retired, deciding to leave her treasured partner in your care.
Arven never watched much TV growing up, so he never saw her performances. He just shrugs and says "that's kinda cool, little buddy."
But he grows concerned when a random kid intrudes on your picnic, asking about your grandma and wanting to pet the Espathra.
Suddenly the psychic type makes them shut up by immobilizing them on the spot....as he sits there wondering why tf you allowed them to do that.
You explain that's exactly why you transferred schools--specifically from a private one in another region to the Academy here in Paldea.
The students there kept bugging you, asking for your grandma's autograph and getting angry when you refused to take something they wanted her to sign or deliver fan mail as though you're some messenger Noctowl.
In short, they only ever talked to you if they wanted to contact her...and that made you feel quite bored and lonely, never gaining any real friends.
Luckily, Arven was already your friend long before he knew any of this.
He can definitely empathize with people constantly bothering him because of his connection to his "famous" parents.
Nemona
Not only has she obsessively watched the gym leaders' battles on TV, she also followed each of their social media accounts for years.
And on Tulip's page, she discovers that both her and your grandma did a collab for a new makeup brand inspired by their Espathras.
At the time, she didn't know you at all, but after hearing your last name and seeing your main partner Pokémon--she pulls you aside after class, eyes sparkling.
"So [y/n]..you're related to THE-?"
"Yes." You brush her hand off your shoulder, already knowing where this was going. "If you want an autograph, go to her retirement home and ask for her. I'm not your messenger."
You storm off, your Espathra giving Nemona a soft apologetic look, before they follow you, hair swishing gracefully.
However being the stubborn girl that she is....she eventually catches up to you, huffing and puffing and apologizing endlessly.
All she wanted was a simple battle with your Espathra (she almost called it your grandma's Espathra but quickly corrected herself--something you appreciated her doing).
It takes you by surprise, but you listen to her wishes and end up defeating her final Pokémon with a brilliant Lumina Crash that lit up the night sky.
After the battle's won, you explain that her attitude when you first met reminded you of the kids who bothered you back at your old school--which became the reason you transferred to Paldea to begin with.
You found her annoying.
Now? She was slightly less annoying since she genuinely wanted to befriend you, and not because you're related to a retired celebrity.
Penny
Team Star's had their fair share of feisty Flittles invading their outposts, always having to chase them out or risk being attacked just for gathering berries for their Pokémon.
Arceus forbid an outbreak of Flittle ever happened...
Because of that, Penny's always been skeptical around that evolution line, convinced that most Espathras are hostile.
The ones down in Area Zero's caverns especially made her nervous.
However, yours is a special case as they showed no aggression towards her, Arven, or Nemona.
You really owe it all to your grandma, mentioning how your Espathra used to be her partner in concerts and modeling for magazines.
They enjoyed being by her side and were content with retiring to Paldea after she ended her career on a high note.
She always talked about how they've adored singing since they were a little Flittle, and that they inspired her to keep going whenever she felt overwhelmed by the paparazzi and self-doubt.
How you wish you had her confidence at the private school you used to attend...but it became too much to handle after so many kids annoyed you simply because you're related to her.
You begged to be transferred out of there--for your sanity and for Espathra's, too.
After telling Penny all these stories, she definitely sees a different side to the Flittle line now, realizing that maybe not all of them are aggressive sassy berry thieves.
But when a grunt comes over (only overhearing that you're related to somebody they used to watch on TV all the time), Espathra just immobilizes them on the spot.
It frightens Penny, but the ostrich just smiles calmly at her.
You laugh and pet their beak, reassuring her it's nothing to be scared of--that kid simply won't remember ever asking you for your grandma's autograph.
From there on, she sends a message to all of Team Star not to make the same mistake that grunt did.
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hello i have a bllk request!
can i request isagi, bachira, chigiri, nagi, reo, kuni, the itoshi brothers and barou with a socially awkward gf/crush who (kinda) hates kids?
like reader doesn’t HATE hate kids, but is like scared of them. kids are actually scary especially gen alpha 💀. how tf are these little gremlins watching skibidi toilet with a straight face just a short clip of it literally made me and my friends so uncomfortable we couldn’t continue 💀.
so more like she can watch kids from afar, and if she saw one in public, she wouldn’t throw a rock at it or call animal control. but talking to them? interacting with them?? HELL NO SHE CANT DO THAT.
it’s kinda like how we see zoo animals. best admired from afar, and if she ever gets stuck in an empty room with them, she’s screwed. as if talking to adults and teenagers wasn’t scary enough, their school just had to pick an orphanage/children’s hospital to volunteer at. she’s hiding in the corner watching her bf/crush deal with the like 7-year olds (maybe younger, who btw, were most likely bullying her just now.) wondering why and how people could stand those little gremlins.
(better still, if they go back to his place after the school volunteering activity and his parent(s)/sister jokingly mention grandkids/nieces/nephews and she’s like “ew i hate kids” or smth like that, but maybe more discreet idk how to tell even my own parents i hate children, let alone my (nonexistent) bf’s parents 💀)
once again it’s not that she actually hates kids, but sees them as a different species and can’t deal with them because they scare her, and sometimes bully her. 💀
ik you probably have a lot of requests but i kinda need SOME way to overcome my crippling fear of children.
i hope you like this idea tho and i really love your writing 🫶🫶🫶

Ngl this is actually so me, I love this idea so much- But the best part is the fact that I actually worked with kids for almost 2 years, and my friends club has us interacting with kids too... (I tried to do most of the characters but I had no ideas for some of them, but you can always re-request with the ones that I missed and the second I think of some ideas I'll def write it!!)

Isagi Yoichi -> Do we not remember when that one kid stopped him after the u-20 match.. Bro is good with kids, so luckily he can save you
-> He will slightly chuckle at you when you show up to this place where the children (gremlins) are at you slightly freak out, and he will laugh at you even more when your awkwardly standing in the corner because your way to freaked out to actually go talk to any of these kids
-> Has to keep reminding the kids not to laugh at you, and that your just not the best socially
-> Eventually tries to find you one of those kids who are also standing away from everybody else for you to interact with, both of y’all have something in common, you hate the other kids!
-> He will very much get confused on this skibidi toilet bullshit (who isn’t, tbh-) but he’ll sit through it so they can be entertained while he tries to make sure that your still alive in the corner
-> If you actually started talking to the kid that he sent your way he’ll be kinda proud, I mean obviously it’s not the other 10 kids he has with him, but it’s a step in the right direction!
-> If not he gets it, I mean what he’s watching with them right now is downright terrifying, so why wouldn’t the minds who consume it also be terrifying
-> Later on when you two finally end up heading back to his house he tells his parents about how you two were volunteering with children and when they offhandedly mention that it would be nice to have grandchildren in the future he can only laugh.
“Yeah.. Unless I can get (Name) to stop hiding in a corner when they see a child then maybe..”
Reo Mikage
-> He grew up as an only child and I’m assuming he didn’t have a bunch of friends when he was growing up so I don’t think he would be the absolute best with kids, but still better than others
-> The kids will be a little confused when he starts trying to teach them about business and economics saying that this was the age he started learning about running a business
-> They might end up gravitating towards you since you’re just kinda confused along with them, trying to explain to him not every kid grew up with their future of running a family company.
-> Will totally laugh when he sees how freaked out you are with these little (gremlins) kids trying to get your attention and asking if your any more fun than Mr.Business (Which they had nicknamed Reo) -> Will eventually learn and get them to leave you alone, after almost 10 minutes of you trying to hide behind him or anywhere else in this room so they can’t talk to you
-> Ends up helping them instead with other things like reading and math stuff, not the brain rot of skibidi toilet (thank god)
-> That night you two had ended up going out to dinner with his parents as they wanted to have a nice sit down meal while they talked about what was possibly coming up in the future, including your future with Reo, and kids. He smiled and took your hand in his.
“After today, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about an heir to the Mikage Corp for quite a while of time”
Kunigami Rensuke
-> BRO HAS TWO SISTERS, One older and one younger, Man knows his way around kids, for sure. I take no criticism on this.
-> Is actually so good with kids, you now are speculating that he’s actually a single teen dad with like 2 kids or something that he just hasn’t told you about. He’s that good (it’s actually scary)
-> He will not let them watch skibidi toilet, another man who is respectable and makes sure they are doing educational stuff
-> Also makes sure they stay away from you for the most part, just because he knows that you don’t like having all those kids near you, but he may or may not send one over your way that he thinks that you’ll actually get along with
-> He wants to see what you would be like if you actually interacted with a kid, it’s his future brain thinking
-> That also brings up to the day that his parents (and his sisters) have asked you both about having children in the future, he would just chuckle and ruffle your hair a little
“Unless I would be the only one communicating with the little one then I don’t see us having kids for quite a bit of time.”
Sae Itoshi
-> Worst person to have around kids. I mean did you see how he treated his own little brother, smh. (DROP WHAT HAPPENED IN SPAIN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS)
-> Does not know how to act around kids, just basically lets them do whatever as long as they aren’t bothering the two of you
-> To bad kids don’t listen all that well and he basically has to keep glaring at them from where he is sat at the only bigger table in the room with you, because these kids keep trying to get your attention since they know Sae isn’t gonna give them anything, which sucks for you
-> Attempts to try something once he realizes that you're actually pretty horrible with kids, let's just say the soccer he tried to play with them didn’t go all that well.. And you may or may not have had to get over your fear a little since a bunch of crying kids kept coming over to you
-> To which he figured that this wasn’t the way to go about it so he just put on some random movie he remembers from when he was a kid, too bad it was one of the ones from his flight to Spain when he was younger and it was all in Spanish. (It’s okay, they had fun trying to figure out what the hell it said, and it kept them entertained for quite a bit of time.)
-> Once the whole future and children conversation came up with his parents, he could only roll his eyes.
“Yeah, no thanks. (Name) and I couldn’t handle one of those gremlins, even if it looked or acted like us.”
#blue lock x reader#blue lock#bllk#bllk x reader#isagi yoichi x reader#isagi yoichi#reo mikage x reader#reo mikage#kunigami rensuke x reader#kunigami rensuke#sae itoshi x reader#sae itoshi#xokohaneazusawa’s writings!
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buddie fic recs, pt 2
yall i hit 250 posts a few days ago so here's the Updated Version of my first post! aka ive read and posted a fuckton of buddie content since then :)
also i still don't tend to read long novel length fics very often so all are under 100k (most aus being 50-100k), and most oneshots are 5-10k words
best aus
racing with the brakes cut by letmetellyluaboutmyfeels. holy shit holy SHIT this one was good. altered my brain chemistry good. fast and furious au that sounds like it should be unexpected but honestly is more in character than canon
friends don't mean nothing to me (its us) by Kwills91. buddie becomes friends before eddie becomes a firefighter, and its just done ugh so well it was so brilliant. like seriously spamming my friend's texts brilliant keep chortling to myself abt it brilliant just ugh so good
but i can see all along, love (it was you all the way down) by diazchristopher. time loop buck pov where he thinks he doesn't love eddie back and its goddamn delightful ok
your fingerprints smeared on my heart (lead my back to you) by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels. oh god oh GODS this one WRECKED ME. 1800s buddie soulmate au with modern buddie as well jfc i WENT INSANE. yep ive posted abt this one already and i probably will again jfcccccc
when the universe screams by bucksbelly. omfg girl dad buck au? njwnasjdbvjhlsdfbfjh good lord this one was AMAZING go read it go read it right now
our secret moments in a crowded room (they've got no idea about me and you) by allstarsneptune. jfc im only human ok u give me sports players taylor swift themed au and i EAT THAT SHIT UP this was brilliant and even made me tolerate a few baseball references
canon compliant (ish) feelings realisations/first kiss
to build a nest (to build a home) by Kwills91. (yes ive been slowly working thru this writer's entire ao3 archive and yes theyre all brilliant, so im only putting a few on here. go read them all). this one made me fucking cry (for totally unimportant reasons don't think abt why shush) its so sweet go forth and enjoy
the ebb of your tide by twobirdsonestone. firefighter convention in indeannopolis (how tf do i spell that) = only one bed! super fun super cutesy
call me hot and pretty by anon. honestly conceptually i thought this would be kinda cringe and it fully wasn't i was so along for the ride
short n sweet (can you tell its my favourite kind)
inappropriate use of federal funding by spotsandsocks. this one is so...teehee teehee very fun
last and forever by kwills91, post s8 ep 6 which is super cute
what would you prefer i call you by kwills91 (seriously go look them up already). buddie first fight but its adorable
sounding like the rest of my life by coupe_de_foudre. another fic where everyone knows buddie is married but buddie
friends don't by disasterbuck. so silly so fun so real honestly
an inch away from more than just friends by ummrys. if you too want sapphic buddie smut go forth and enjoy and yes it will make you gayer
anything to make you stay by intellectual_applesauce. teehee bc eddie notices something about green shirts...
angsty and happy ending
stay with me (you're all i need) by accio magic. yep i reread this one and yep im recommending it again they COOKED ok they COOKED
leave the light on (ill be coming home) by HMSlusitania. i could not for the life of me remember if id read this one or not before so i just read it again and it was just as good it was soooo sooo good.
that is by no means all of the wonderful fics ive read but it is the extent im willing to go through my ao3 history. pls also check out the original post which has plenty more! ur all welcome (its a mess of an ao3 history guys this post has taken me ages)
also i should maybe self plug? ive got two random eddie pov oneshots up under the same username but ill do a new post when i start posting my big hiatus fix it fic!
#911 buddie#911 on abc#caitlin a fandom nerd#fic recs#fanfiction#evan buckley#eddie diaz#sorry for the massive long post but ive read a LOT#like this is all ive achieved in 2025 tbh#also @nossumusstella and anyone else who HASN'T watched the whole show - please check tags or dm me if u want spoiler warnings!#but in general#pls feel free to message me on here for more recs#more thoughts#more rambles#i have all of these things#this rlly isn't everything#shout out to every one of these authors#ur all so amazinfg and inspiring and generous and im so grateful to you and also love you all so much
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Inspired by this
Ft: @steriotypicaloutlaw & @existentialgaybirdnerd
I like to imagine Simon just randomly shows up places to do things for fun since he's legally dead. A random marathon here. A random convention there. Maybe there's a thread on 4chan or something wondering who the hell this guy is
Bird- "I swear I saw this guy before, he won (extremely specific race)" and there's a whole board about him
He just shows up around the world randomly and does incredible feats and then disappears again
Bird- "This guy shows up, kicks everyone ass at ANYTHING, then disappears without a trace. He's gotta be a superhero of SOME SORT"
Someone catches him in the wild one time holding the hand of this dude with a mohawk.
StO- Imagine Gaz having followed said board, also never saw Ghost without the mask or balaclava, and then he sees him there and he's just like, "I get to see him live!" And then Price reacts the way he does and Gaz is just like, "Wait! I know mystery Batman guy?!?"
Bird- "Mystery Batman guy is my SUPERIOR OFFICER? "
But they can trace Soap they know who this guy is. Imagine like a million people from 4chan just dog pile him in every social media platform wondering who the hell the man is. Soap knows about this I also bet you money ghost haunts the thread he knows everything he does this stuff on purpose at this rate.
And he made soap promise never to say a word. So soap gas lights like he's never gaslit before. I don't know who you're talking about that is not me you're delusional. 'It is you though'. No I was never there with a person ever in my life.
Bird- "Idk who tf you think that is, but I'm way more handsome than that"
Of course they can't fool Gaz but they do recruit him into the game. Laswell also knows about this
Bird- Laswell had been on the board since it started lol
At first it was just to make sure his identity didn't get leaked and now it's just for fun
Bird- She gives them vague hints in the wrong direction, photo shopping specific events that didn't happen to make it seem like he gets out more than he does.
Bro one time the catch Ghost in Cancun just surfing. No one knows where he went after they tried to follow It didn't work.
Bird- This man has fans all around the world but they can never get a picture of him without his permission.
What really gets people is he can be found across the world in very short periods of time. People assume he must be like one of those hidden billionaires.
Bird- That's why he's Batman to them
One time they got a picture of him super injured though and now they are convinced he's a superhero
Bird- There's a whole folder of circumstantial evidence of him being hurt and everyone going "evidence he's a superhero"
He is most often found is not in ridiculous events in Scotland and that is more evidence that he's connected to John MacTavish even though MacTavish denies everything. People are unsure if MacTavish is like his sidekick or butler or secret boyfriend/husband.
Ghost convinces him to do weird events as well and dominate them just to confuse the forum.
Bird- They're both superheros in their own right just a few months later according to the forum
One time the are spotted together at a log throwing competition. Then MacTavish at an art exhibit (Ghost is barely visible in the background). Next week in Cuba doing an eating competition.
Three days later San Diego Comic-Con. No one understands anything that's going on.
Bird- Ghost and Soap have a fun time reading through all the shit. They're in full cosplay too, they're only recognized because of Soap's Instagram story the day after and then everyone explodes because they SAW them but didn't recognize them until them. Ghost as scream and Soap as Jason.
Imagine one time they just show up on TV or the news in the background
Bird- There's a parade going on in the background and they show up as performers or part of the audience. The news reporters don't catch them as they wave enthusiastically to the camera.
They come to the conclusion that they know about the forums and then it becomes trying to dig out the rat.
Bird- They try to sus out the account that could be one of them, little do they know Ghost is one of the longest running ones there so his account isn't suspected at all times.
I imagine a random selfie gets uploaded to the forum as well.
Bird- He posts a selfie from a "found" social media that just HAPPENS to be "deleted" before anyone else can access it.
The people on the forum are extremely happy though that this random probably superhero is playing along.
He shows up in the Winter Olympics next. And he crushes the biathlon by a scary margin. After he gets the gold he proposes to Soap
Soap's bio gets updated to John MacTavish Riley. Soap continues to gaslight. That has always been my full name YOU'RE all delusional.
I imagine they only get their answers possibly after they all retire
Bird- Simon gets unkilled by law and is allowed to retire with Soap. They make a video explaining how they were fucking with people for entertainment and post it to the forum and everyone loses it lol.
#call of duty modern warfare#cod modern warfare#john soap mactavish#soap x ghost#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#kate laswell
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Yooo when you have time, tell me about your JJK, Obey Me and Apothecary Diaries DRs (Just the basics like how it's been and maybe some interesting interractions, if you want)!!!! They're absolute favourite fandoms!! Also, what happened in TBHK lol???
-Reena
Yeah sure!
So what happened in TBHK was I could see ghosts and I made eye contact with Tsukasa’s little ass and that mfer scares me so I pretended like I didn’t see him but he started chasing me down “I KNOW YOU SAW ME” Bro I’ve never run faster 😭 that shit was wild and I’m never going back. He’s gonna get me LMFAO
JJK
Now Let me tell you the funny story of why I was even going JJK… In short I wanted to get down and dirty with Sukuna, I didn’t know how but I assumed I was gonna somehow get into his domain, preferably just appearing there. I fully didn’t intend to survive this encounter. I was like alright if I appear there he’s either gonna kill me on the spot or I’m gonna have 2 seconds to give this man the funniest offer he’s had in centuries
then after that if he accepts he’d kill me after… That did NOT happen. I woke up walked outside and started roaming wondering how imma get this done and mfing Satoru Gojo start following me saying “hey you” LMFAO I RAN
this man was gonna get in my god damn way. And he did. He cornered me at a dead end and said “you done running?”
“Yes”
“Cool can you see this thing.”
“Yes”
“Cool cool. You have a really abnormal amount of cursed energy. You should really be dead right now I don’t know how you’re still walking. Come on.”
and long story short we ended up neighbors. I know he has an actual place so idk why he got the apartment next to mine but here we are.
Obey Me
For Obey Me let me just tell you how I ended up in the Devildom for now because shit was so wild I stg. I woke up in my bed and I thought I just didn’t shift and I sighed, wanting to just go tf back to sleep at that point and all of a sudden my door bursts open and there’s Diavolo, Barbatos and Lucifer’s big asses.
“CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING INTO RAD! YOU’RE ON AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO THE DEVILDOM!”
AND THEN THEY CASTED A SLEEP SPELL ON ME AND THE LAST THING I HEARD WAS “oh goodness she’s naked”
I sleep naked. I could cry from embarrassment rn. If I knew I was gonna start that DR like that I would’ve put clothes on. I didn’t even have enough time to process what was going on. The first thing they knew about me wasn’t my voice, or my awkward mannerisms. No. It had to be that I sleep booty butt naked. My ego? Crushed. My self-esteem? Left the building.
Apothecary Diaries
In my Apothecary Diaries DR everyone thought I was mute because I refused to talk to them. The workers were even bitchier in person. They fr bullied tf out of me for being fat(not surprised), having moles and feckless, being tan(my camera takes my color unfortunately 😭), etc. So I just straight up wouldn’t talk to them. The only ones who knew I could talk were the Eunuchs who brought me to the palace and Jinshi for a good while lmfao. And I didn’t even talk to him fr for a good while(not bitching it’s just funny). Then the whole fight between the Lady Gyokuyou and Lady Lihua happened and Maomao was speculating so I pulled her aside and confirmed for her. It’s funnier because she was like “You can talk???” Like yes girl I just hate these bitches.
Then she asks me why I didn’t say anything if I knew to which I had to explain that I was bought from a foreign country and they weren’t gonna listen even if I did. Girl was flabbergasted. Love her she’s great. Nah we got called into a meeting with the rest of the workers by Jinshi and he held up two signs, one in Chinese one in English cuz I can’t read the characters 😭 by the time Maomao realized that I was trying to get her to come with me cuz this was about the two of us. To be fair tho even if I had run without her it’s really obvious when I’m reading something so he would’ve got my ass anyway LMFAO Lady Gyokuyou kept us both, me because when her and Lady Lihua were fighting I was like “Gyat Damn.” And I quote “I have made the mute speak and now you are mine.” She’s so sweet.
I need to go back to one of these places soon I miss it a lot when I talk about it.
#shifting realities#shifting to desired reality#reality shifter#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#shifting community#reality shifting#shifting consciousness#shifting stories#reality shift#shiftblr#shiftinconsciousness#shifters#shifting motivation#shifting diary#shifting to obey me#shifting to my dr#shifting to JJK#shifting to The Apothecary Diaries
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Budget Walmart Medic
Ratchet x Reader
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• He's never seen a signal like this. It blared in flashing red as if it was a warning for something catastrophic to happen. Yet something oddly familiar. It felt like deja vu. He desperately attempted to decipher the frequency as he made his way back to the human.
• Honesty is the best policy right? You haven't lied since being an adult, locking your past away and turning a new leaf. But in this moment, you could almost excuse it. A pair of glaring yet -is that worry? Optics stare right at you. He cradled you in his hands yet spouting absolutely nothing but profanity. Ironic it wasn't even a day ago he was the one telling you that you swore that much.
• "uh" With a small sigh you start to speak. A half truth will have to do. "yeah. I touched it." But you actively leave out the fact you snorted it. You could see him opening his mouth to protest something, but quickly shut it not long after.
• The frequency ringing in his audials have start to fade. If that's any indication of anything, it means the worst has passed. Ratchet didn't know why it bothered him so much, most likely it was just because medics are always high strung and always on alert.
• You two argue again, back and forth with Ratchet reprimanding you about how dangerous that was, and you shooting back that he only met you because you're always getting into things. Eventually he kicks you out the cave as you're banned from energon in whole, and he needed to excavate the raw crystals.
• It was only when you had a chance for yourself that you thought about it. How tf are you guys gonna process it?? Your place isn't small by any means, but even a house would be too small for him to even stick his head through the doors?? You're starting to really regret not shoving him into Raf's little hands and making it his problem.
• Ratchet emerges moments later while you're deep in thought wondering why they couldn't just contact each others or whatever the "harbinger" was. You were going to ask him about it until you realize he wasn't holding anything. "Where's the energon?" you ask him.
• On the way back, he explained that there's some sort of 'subspace' something like a blackhole that just disintegrates materialistic objects and can yank it back out in whole? You also learn some terminology of the cybertronian anatomy, things like hands are servos, feet are pedes, and a bunch of other things you've definitely have forgotten. But the one thing you did remember, was that they weren't able to contact the rest of the team as the Decepticons were keeping tabs on their communications.
• ? Wouldn't the right course of action is to just jam the communications? Ratchet scoffed at the idea. "You? Jamming alien Decepticon technology?" You argue with him that if they can't do anything server side, then at least try on the client side? If you can't smash their LAN room, (or whatever equivalent of it) then at least encrypt the messages they send? or hell, encrypt and distribute packets through other IPs, -or whatever their version of the internet is. A decentralized message.
• Ratchet is not onboard. One single one step and their cover could be totally blown. The cons can easily decrypt human encryption, after all, its extremely primitive. But you're determined. Where is this ego coming from? It's not ego, its sheer will and stubbornness to back down.
• You two pull up back into the garage. And with still no way of refining energon, Ratchet still has not been able to refuel. He tells you he'll just shut down and you're instantly thrown into a panic. That is until he explains it's just the equivalent of going to sleep, or recharge. So much for your unintended sympathetic nervous system running overtime. All this time you thought he was trying to die. Regardless, you hatch a plan. At this rate he will die if he doesn't get some sustenance into him. Without any other connections, your best bet was to contact Raf and that black and yellow muscle car.
• It wasn't until the human has left him alone and returned to her apartment that Ratchet realized what nagging frequency humming in his audials were. It was a life signal. Almost throwing him for a loop nearly smacking the celling half transformed. Not unlike that time Cliffjumper's life signal came back online from the dark energon. But oh so faint almost like the spark was holding on for dear life. "...How...? In a human? From merely touching energon?"
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@bumpkinbitch
The air in the abandoned church was cool with tension as the men argued.
“This why everyone hates yall bitches from the south. Y’all got no rhythm and you voted for Trump. Pick a fucken struggle bruh.” The once meek Wade argued to the blonde boy.
“Oh you wanna talk about struggle? What fuckn shoes ya mama got on under the dirt lil bitch imagine.” Jackson retorted.
“At least my mama chose to birth me and me only I seriously cannot IMAGINE being born into a fuckn litter bruh especially if I came out the albino runt ya fucken hick ass motherfuker.”
That aint what ya mama told me when I was plowin her shit from behind idiot. She was screamin all night bitch boy.” Jackson stepped closer nd waged his finger in Wade’s face like the secret gay guy in highschool musical.
“Youre such a fukn slow baby Jackson You don’t even know my mama last name.” Wade stepped closer as well.
“Yeah, she was literally screaming it the whole night. We were well acquainted. Like maggots on a ham sandwich on a hot trash can lid in May.” Jackson spat.
“Dumb ass fuckn bumpkin why the fuk would my mother be screaming her own last name you are literally the dumbest fukn person to ever be born on earth ever and your stupid ass country metaphors are so fuken stupid like who tf are you tryna be with your R Kelly ass rhymes.” Wade began to raise the tone of his voice.
“I had her screamin all sorts uh shit bruh she aint care because I was stimulating that clint sooooo good.” Jackson smiled a smug grin because he knew he ate that.
“You couldn’t find a woman’s clit if it grabbed a cast iron skillet and smacked you square in the fukn face dumbass lil chicken shit boy.” Wade flipped his hair and crossed his arms.
“Ladies ladies bruh yall gotta chill fr it’s way too late to be fighting like this.” Mellish pipped in.
“Mellish shut ya fckn hemmorhoid lips and stay out of it bruh go put on some fckn lipstick.” Jackson hollered.
Wade nodded in agreement.
Mellish’s face scrunched up.
Jackson pointed to the man’s facial expression. See this is literally what im talkin about bruh look at that dumb bitch face he makin.”
“Fine what fuck actually fuck yall yall can figure this shit out on your own.” Mellish left.
That left only Caparzo in the room and he had a literally genius idea.
“Ladies,” his voice boomed. “I have the perfect solution to this problem.”
Jackson and Wade both turned their attention to the hulking man.
“Yeah? What kind of amazing idea did the baldie cook up? You gonna make us shave our head ya fkn pedo lookin asss bitch? Wade crossed his arms.
“No,” Caparzo boomed. “It is actually boypussy Thursday, and no one has taken the time to acknowledge that this entire journey.” Both Jackson and Wade looked at each other somberly. They had not been keeping their promise they made to the military when they signed the to always participate in boypussy Thursday.
“I think it’s only right if you two men settle this in a good old fashioned twerk off. Caparzo said.
“Yeah, I think that’s a fukn fantastical idea, Obama.” Jackson agreed. Wade looked at him with disgust. “You fuckn racist hick bruh Caparzo aint even black.
“Oh yeah? Well what is he?” Jackson said.
Wade looked up and down at the buff man.
“Well, tbh idrk know either LOL like maybe Spanish or itallian?? Idk. Wade said.
“What I sayin like!!!” Jackson revealed.
“ANYWAY." Caparzo interrupted. “Go put on your best fit and come back here for the official twerk off.
When everyone had returned, both Jackson and Wade were dressed in their finest fashion nova Halloween costume.
Wade donned a skintight wonder woman bodysuit that made him look so breedble. HE had tucked his pp into his butthole in order to appear more feminnen and honesltyl he kinda popped iff!! His boobs where bigger.
Jackson also had a stellar costume. He was wearing the 2016 version Harley quinn suicide squad costume. His pale ass booty cheeks squezzed through the shorts like a can of busted biscuits. He filled the costume out very nicely. He even did his make up like margot Robbie and wore a blonde wig.
“Alright ladies!” Caparzo clpped his hands together. “It is now time to lipsync-“ he paused for a moment. “For,, your,, LIFE! Let the twerking competition begin.” Caparzo then walked over to his busted ass ipod mini and began to play starships by nicki minjaj.
As the music started to play, the boys began to oil themselves up with bottles upon bottles of baby oil like a lot of baby oil like a truckload full of baby oil.
Wade’s Caucasian skin twinkle and shined, and Jackson’s glowed in the dark like a little blue glow worm (because he was so pale.”
The two boys felt every beat of the song. Wade relying on the duck walk and jumping splits, Jackson hitting a twerk with a lil country boy flair. God forbid two white boys catch a vibe.
Just as the second chorus hit, Jackson ripped his wig off to reveal another, smaller blonde pussycat wig that was basically just his hair. He twerked his voluptuous buttcheecks like tomorrow was not promised. This only inspired wade to work harder. He kicked his red boots together and stood up in a handstand and began to walk twerk 360 style upside down. Caparzo didn’t know who was winning. It was truly neck and neck.
Right as the climax of the song hit, a new challenger had hit the stage, it was Miller in a Princess Jasmine fashion nova piece that was lowkey cultural appropriation, but he looked so good that no one said anything.
Miller strutted through the competition with ease, putting Jackson and Wade for runs of their money. It was clear Miller had experience in this field. His body moved so seductively that it was irrefutable that this was not his first time.
Eventually the song stopped, and all three contestants lined up in front of caparzo.
Caparzo spoke up, “Miller! Shante, you stay.” Miller was so happy to have won the twerk off that he went over to an empty chair and began to perform a lap dance.
“Your prize is that you get to list this seat on Facebook marketplace!” Miller wept tears of joy.
Wade , Jackson, you both are sexy and talented, but you have lost today. Shantay, away.
The two walked out of the church and kissed.
The end
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Given certain aspects of NINA and of TFS, I do have to wonder how much of NINA and Nancy's vision are applicable to Henry rather than the Shadow.
Like, for example:
One, in NINA, indicates that he was desperate to escape Brenner. Henry, in TFS, walks himself over to Brenner willingly (and his initial stay in HNL was voluntary as well). He's not doing any desperate escaping. But then you have Patty desperately encouraging a still-flayed Henry to leave HNL and run away with her to find her mother—to escape Brenner, one might say.
Or, in a different vein, we have the electrocution scene that can't have existed in 1979:
Because 8-year-old El would have been too short to see in the window on the door. Thus, it makes no sense to include that scene at all.
It all begs a couple questions:
What, exactly, was hoping to escape Brenner?
Why include indications of being stolen/trapped if Henry submitted himself willingly?
Why include scenes of torture at all if they can't have actually existed?
I can answer number one right off the bat. The Shadow likes to hide. It doesn't like to be seen. It likes to be invisible and undetected until there's something it needs. If Henry isn't the one who's actively trying to escape Brenner, then my next best bet is that it's the Shadow—which tracks with a) Patty's desperation to get Henry to run away with her as soon as Brenner's about to see the Shadow for what it really is, especially since Brenner seems to intend to keep the Shadow from accomplishing whatever its goals are, and b) what I've said about NINA being a Shadow-based immersive simulation that's similar to Henry's visions in both TFS and the VR game, as well as Vecna visions in general.
The answer to questions two and three come along right on the heels of the question one: to communicate. If scenes exist in the simulation that can't physically be memories, then it's an attempt at communication—whether that communication be "the experiments hurt me" or "I was stolen and held captive, and I want to be free" or "I want to find my mother" or "I was scared and young and made a mistake out of desperation". It almost seems like a cry for help. A plea for compassion, even.
That takes me to a fourth and final question: If you were a formless, sentient smoke monster who can make immersive simulations, one that needed to make an emotional connection with a human—in other words, to make that human compassionate towards you, a non-human who's unable to speak because you don't have a mouth—how might you do it?
My first and best guess is: choose a "special" human who's compassionate, empathetic, and able to open doorways between dimensions. Choose one who's like you: scared, lonely, and desperate for connection/love. Then, take on a human form of your own so your chosen human will be more likely to empathize with you.
Choose a form that will appeal to the human you've chosen to connect with. An older brother, perhaps, one you've already had contact with—one that your chosen human trusts, and one she's likely to lend assistance to when asked. Or maybe a pretty girl who's into everything your chosen human's into, one who wants to be his friend because he seems to be the only one capable of sending you home to your hive after you were stolen from your home.
To summarize my thoughts: What if NINA, Nancy's vision, and TFS were attempts at communication by trapped portions of the Shadow, at least two of them being cries for help and compassion.
See also: "Henry" telling El that everyone in the lab, guards and nurses included, were prisoners...and then reabsorbing them all into him, one singular form, as compared to the Shadow coalescing into different human forms in the VR specifically to connect and communicate with Henry. See also: Soteria's removal as compared to the removal of "Henry's" ball gag in TFS, especially since Soteria's removal is almost directly followed by the reabsorption sequence/"Henry" no longer being silenced and being able to communicate with El.
#it would absolutely gut me if the “i never knew my mother wanted me” thing and patty constantly being unable to reach her mother until#henry yeets her off the catwalk parallel to el yeeting one into dimension x came along with “i thought the hive abandoned me”#especially with the possibility of making the Shadow more sympathetic in terms of it having been desperately trying to recover#its stolen baby this whole time just like joyce with will#especially when all that coincides with the “kill the witch baby” thing from DOTM/john the witch boy returning to the witches afterwards#and the DOTM witches being fog/mist-based vs an offshoot of the Shadow reuniting with the hive after being connected with a human#tfs and st5
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Songs that remind me way too much of certain characters or relationships in my TF Au’s and why (from Life of Rescue Bots to… well, all the Au’s that came after that) part 1
Yeah, boiiiiii! Reviving the song saga I started with 13 Primes Au and never finished
I made this out of pure boredom instead of writing the fanfics but is way more better than just watching and brain rotting with youtube shorts until one AM so here we are, and also I can use this as a way to explain some things I don’t talk enough about the Au’s characters and other things
Now, let’s begin👇
O Superman by Laurie Anderson
After hearing this song was made like, a literal joke and to critique the US military and how people got too comfy with it to protect them, I was first not going to put on it, but with that on mind, and later saw soo many mentions of “mom” in the song, plus the synthetic voices that sounded like fucking ghosts and saw the song was also open to interpretation, my head made a blow and I could only think of ONE name: Boulder
I’m pretty sure we all have this vision of Boulder being the cute and good gal of the team, but that made me wonder even more: how was their life before the team, before Griffin Rock, or even before Rescue, Boulder was an engineer in essence, because of it and some songs later I made long time ago a now scrapped Spanish fic that actually talked about that, about their family meeting their actual family on Griffin Rock, which put their patience at the highest, thanks to it I came with many ideas of backstory, in resume of it and analyzing the song I came with a conclusion and a fair explanation: No actual Boulder in the Multiverse had a good relationship with their mom (way of saying it), and I’m serious
If you remember an Adventure Bots Au one shot fanfic I made time ago (maybe not) named Never practice magic again, there’s a female character who reads Boulder’s rejection letter, she doesn’t say anything, just reads it and looks at Boulder with deception, in Outlier Au there’s NO mention of her, in Life of Rescue Bots Au, there’s no signal of her either except in Life of Rescue Bots Au Shenanigans Part 21 and 22, and in the cancelled fanfic I made about the Rescue Team’s fan child’s, also in The Perks of Parenthood No. 3, and if you read everything I just mentioned, you’ll see she is… not the best of people
Her name was Fortress, and to make this more ironic, she was a high ranked military bot, she was not just the one with the best aim and the best soldiers, she was also a good commander and a dedicated kill machine if necessary, when I created the character she was a good bot, not the best of mothers but neither the worst, nonetheless as I was doing the scrapped fic I mentioned before, I noticed several thing that made her actually not the best of people actually, she was extremely autobot, not like Optimus, but like IDW Sentinel, she was fiercely and smart, calculating and cold, and what first started as angst for the plot’s sake became an entire new concept for me, when I created the Shenanigan 21 and 22 was because of cope mechanism, I made them both in two or three night wanting to breath and tell my own problems, and don’t mistake me, I love my mom a lot, but in certain point, I put part of my mom in Fortress, the rage part of her to be exact, Fortress is NOTHING like my mom, but she can be like Fortress sometimes when she’s mad or angry, and what started as a joke and a cope mechanism became an entire new background when I mix it with the first versions of Fortress, I made her cold and unkind by accident, but it suits her a lot, because when I made her, I made her an extremist exterminator without even noticing, her literal plot in the scrapped fic was about she trying to get Heatwave’s forgiveness because she was responsible for Heatwave’s dad death and most part of Heatwave’s colony destruction.
After thinking seriously of this character and how she clashed so much with Boulder, their little adoptive sister, Daydream and their dad, Gear, I decided her new backstory should be very similar but not THAT similar, she was a commander who died during the autobot-decepticon war, she was conjuxed with Gear and mentored two adoptive sparklings, Boulder was the first one, Daydream was the second one, but things became hard with Gear, she was a really proud bot, almost impossible to comprehend and please, and later Gear and Fortress separated, which for Boulder was like a cold rain, Boulder was a bot that was raised in instability, and Fortress was too much both overprotective and exigent, which made Boulder get lots of mixed feelings about her, mostly hate towards her, practically breaking contact when Boulder moved on out of there, also breaking contact with Daydream, who liked a lot but not enough, Gear was still something to them, he was an engineer too and Boulder learned everything about him, but later he died too, for long time Boulder was alone, and also full of hate, towards the world and towards everyone, and to became rescue bot was their way to escape that hate, to think they can do more to protect the people, that’s why Boulder decided to be kinder and to smile more, making friends on the way and meeting then meeting sigma-17
Basically, Boulder is kind for election, not because they were made like that, and in part is because one of their biggest fears is to become like Fortress
O Superman is told to be like a one sided conversation, full of based poetry, but the main metaphor is how the mom figure is nothing but the dependence on tech and military force, which was what Fortress meant to Boulder
The whole song felt like if Boulder was describing the ghost of Fortress on their back, and how much Boulder needed her and yet she did nothing, is a prayer for her to be what they needed but never was, Fortress never saw what Boulder truly was but Boulder did, she never was present and she paid the consequences with Boulder’s hate, specially when she made like it wasn’t her fault but it was, and she took everything she could out of Boulder’s spark until it was just a damn big void it took them a lot to heal and close
But the void is still there, and is what reminds Boulder each day not to be like her
And as a little citation:
‘Cause when love is gone, there’s always justice
She never gave real love, but at least she was fair, with them and with Gear
And when justice is gone, there’s always force
Before Daydream came and the fights became louder, Fortress started to be more critical
And when force is gone, there’s always mom
But at the end of the day, the song never talked about a real mother, but about how the people saw military force as a protective mother as a reference to “the motherland” it talked about patriotism, not about love, the same patriotism Fortress expressed to her planet, but not to her family
This song never was about love
And when I think of Boulder each time I hear this song, I can only think of hate, regret, rage and abandonment
Because that’s what Boulder always thought about Fortress, that was the only thing they could see on her
In any of the Au’s I made this far, despite I can change lots of things, I can’t change Boulder’s view about Fortress, because I never made Fortress a good mother
I never made her see it was enough, and Boulder was too tired and damaged to change that, same happened to the Boulder of 13 Primes Au and Rescue Prime
In Outlier Au, Boulder lives and IS on their own, alone, because not even their team seems to actually care much about them
In Adventure Bots, Boulder never talked about her and tries to forget her, that’s one of the reasons why AB Boulder is so serious and unhappy compared to LoRB Boulder
SG Boulder was constantly used as a tool, as a kill machine, but always a fail because was “way too soft” and that was because of Fortress too
And is constant, and that’s the reason, and that’s the why I compare Boulder to this song
And also you learned about Fortress and Gear
#the character song saga#transformers#maccadam#rescue bots#tf#tf rescue bots#tfrb#tfp#tf au#tfrb boulder#Anne has a problem#tfrb au#life of rescue bots au#tf boulder#tf rba#tfrobotsindisguise#Spotify
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honestly i love how i start doing some world building for an edit that takes like 20 seconds :')
anyways.. so, yknow that poe cup fic that scorpion recommended? the one where enid had to transfer bc nevermore didn't suit esther's standards and she changes bc of the environment?
Yeah, this is my au take on it. There's omegaverse themes but they're used to categorize the roles and builds of werewolves instead of smth sexual here. I meant it when i said i was delving into the more violent themes! so do watch out for those
now, you're probably asking, tie collar? muzzle? Bracers? what're those for?
Here's the thing, wolves don't use their claws to fight. They mainly use their teeth. As said in the photo, its usual for random physical spats to appear and teachers generally don't mind as long as it was to settle an issue and isn't just a waste of air.
There must be a motive in your attack, in your violence, else you are nothing more than a rabid animal and werewolves are supposed to be better than that.
So, the collar tie? its short on purpose so it wont be taken advantaged off in fights and is generally grabbed by the leader of your assigned pack for discipline. Its tie is clipped onto the collar so you can't suffocate like one does with an actual tie (since yknow, you pull it to make it tighter)
Its also easy to remove when a fight does happen
The collars of both the collar and shirt is purposefully high to make sure that no tempted werewolf can leave a mark around the neck and deal a fatal wound. Or in the very rare occasion, force a mating bite.
It isn't shown here but to even remove the collar, you'd need to flip the collar of the shirt and unbluckle it like a belt. it sounds easy sure, but when you're in a fight, it isn't so well executed. Its made purposefully hard to remove in a short amount of time and is rather durable against claws
The bracers are made of similar material! Their main purpose is to serve as a block against any surprise attacks, like how people in the police would train their dogs to attack but have an arm brace to protect their arm
its exactly like that!
My ass forgot to mention about the muzzle but they're there for students off campus! Since normies are still bigger in population, it's rather obvious that you're from that school. To keep them (normies) calm from the sight of outcasts, werewolves are told to wear the muzzles. The muzzles well.. Muzzle is long, so that means any posturing is cut short because distance is made from both werewolves. It's also there to make sure that a provoked werewolf in public can't do much harm other than scratch
Its mostly a publicity stunt but can be a disadvantage during fights or a punishment in general.
now, onto the dynamics of this school.
Omegas are usually the medics, and there's only one in a school issued pack. Betas are your scouts, they're your surveillance and info gathers, usually very flexible in roles but not as strong. You have like two to three! Lastly we have alphas, they're the ones taking the lead and the main physical prowess. There's only one in a school issued pack.
Now, you're probably wondering wtf? school issued pack? aren't you only supposed to have a pack with people you're closed too? Yes! that is true but this is a school, a private military school and teamwork is one of main values. Life isn't comfy and you'll need to learn to adapt with your coworkers whether you like it or not. If it helps, school packs only last for a semester unless they do really well in the finals. Only then will the school give an exception for the group to form again for the next semester
Now, you're probably wondering
where tf is enid in this au and why tf is she in this school?
Esther means well. I love a good ol esther is a horrible parent but she simply sounds like she grew up with her own values and tends to enforce it bc she's the mother and obviously she knows better. its irritating yes, but she seems easily influenced to more shadier practices as long as the end goal is met (which is enid shifting)
since the goal of enid shifting has already been met and the news broke that her daughter could've died due to nevermore and jericho's negligence, esther's mind latched onto Enid's growth as a werewolf and her safety.
Like other similar parents, she pulled her kids out. But murray argued otherwise, that surely nevermore will get better but esther wasn't so sure, not when theres a literal sign that her daughter was close to death stares right at her in the face (the scar)
so they compromised! Esther pulls enid out and her brothers get to finish their schooling.
In her search for better suited schools to help her lowkey socially behind in werewolf customs daughter, she stumbles across Werewolf military school and enrolls enid there
Obviously enid tried to argue, she's been in nevermore since she was thirteen! you can't just pull her out, not when she finally felt right. But mother knows best and enid is shipped to go through their second semester anyways
anywaysss, enid here imprinted on wednesday during that hug and so she's lowkey going through seperation anxiety during her time apart! She really could've fit in easily, her happy desposition and the way she acts would've landed her as a very valuable healer/omega but her imprinting leaves her agitated and easily provoked. Doesn't help that she's been bottling up her aggression at home and now that she's outside and in a new place...
well, what happens happens
because of this, she gets pegged as an alpha instead and with it comes responsibilities that enid can't ignore. Due to this, her needing to bleach her hair? ignored. Her colorful clothing? shoved to the side in favor for the uniform and the fact that with how physical the school is, she needs something more durable
overall, being an alpha is stressful and the fact that she's so far away from wednesday makes it worse (even if she doesn't know)
She goes through the school year in a daze, gains a reputation that she's too busy to acknowledge and finishes it with an aching in her lungs and new scars stinging along her body. She expect the same thing to happen for the new school year but something is different, there's news about an event and it has enid blinking
an.. international event? about outcast schools gathering for a tournament in the name of sportsmanship and connections
When she pushes herself to the front, for the first time in nearly a year, Enid Sinclair smiles
why? because in one of the schools listed to participate, Nevermore stands right with them
and with nevermore, comes the one Wednesday Addams that she's been longing for
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also funfact! since this werewolf military school values privacy and exclusivity, no one is allowed to have their phone or similar esque gadgets during the school year. Want to contact your parents? You have to make an appointment with the school to call through a landline phone
its just.. so disheartening when Wednesday wasn't at all replying to her messages during the semester break. Her last few messages was when she complained about how she couldn't go back to nevermore and when that isn't enough to have her reply...
yeah
it didn't help different school means different starting of semester so enid could barely enjoy her week before she got shipped for her second semester
Enid has reached out to yoko, but the vampire has mentioned going off the grid due to a family vacation and she didn't want to bother her bestie with her distress. She's sure she's lowkey overreacting anyways, like it sucks to move schools but surely they could still keep in touch?
and honestly! enid thought she could've given her vampire friend updates during the school but then her phone gets confiscated and she gets swepted up with the rising stress and values of this school and-
yeah, she's been so busy that she forgot
its just this strict routine of waking up at this early time and getting back at this late time
the only reason wednesday couldn't leave her mind is the imprinting and the feeling of being abandoned and how little their friendship must've been for her not to reply. But then Enid smacks herself bc ofcourse not! there's no way, wednesday just sucked at using a phone is all
..right?
oh whatever, its hard to think much when theres a fist going towards her face anyways
aight okay, thats all my rambles for today! do tell me if youre interested bc this has been simmering in my head since this morning
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E-chapters 1 and 2
These and the next like 5 chapters are hella short, bear with me it ramps up once the action starts I promise (also I swear it gets better just gotta have some patience while it gets started)
feel free to leave feedback, I’m always looking for ways to improve
next few chapters coming momentarily
Content warnings- LGBTQ characters/mentions, violence(not too bad), swearing, source? I made it tf up, sense, like, vanilla?, word count says slow burn, actually is a freaking wildfire
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It started with the dreams. The dreams of flying. The dreams of magic and wonder and beauty. The dreams of a young girl with a big imagination. Those dreams made that young girls’ life, for lack of a better term, unbelievably strange.
I woke up to the sound of my alarm going off. ‘Why is it always the good dreams that get cut off by my god awful alarm?’ I thought. I groaned, rolling over to click the ‘snooze’ button on my phone screen before closing my eyes again. One last glimpse. I just wanted one more look at the wonderful world I had just left.
Unfortunately, my dog had other ideas. Lovingly named Dog by my father, my husky bounded up onto the bed, then darted in large circles around the room, letting out one of her big, booming husky barks every 3 seconds until I got up and opened the door for her to run out to the living room. ‘I really need to train her to not bark when the alarm goes off.’, I thought to myself. ‘The alarm waking me was bad enough already, but having my dog decide to set off 7 bo__s just makes it worse.’ Unfortunately, Dog was a very sassy 2 year old husky, so trying to train that would just be painful for both parties. I sighed, then turned and went into the bathroom.
As I brushed my teeth and hair I took note of my appearance in the mirror. I don't really like looking at my own appearance, but it’s kind of necessary to make sure my hair isn’t an absolute mess (and to put mascara on). My hair is actually one of the few parts of my body that I actually like. A nice, deep brown with a hint of red, and moderately long, soft curls and waves that suit my rather pale and thin complexion nicely. It also brings out a nice grey colour in my icy blue eyes. I thought, as I always did when putting on mascara, how I wished my eyes were shaped even slightly differently. They’re not terrible by any means, almond shaped and average sized, but I still wish that they were a bit larger, more round, more expressive even. I also have an atrocious rbf, so maybe different eyes, or even just less stiff eyebrows would probably help with that. I shifted slightly. Ugh. Thinking about the way I look like I’m a book character always makes me feel weird. Why am I still thinking like I’m narrating to someone? Shut up, inner monologue.
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I didn’t expect that to work. On second thought, I don’t think I like not having an inner monologue. Too quiet. Although I don't quite understand why I think like this. I’m not the main character of a book or anything. What’s the point of having my mind narrate everything? I looked around, realising that I’d gotten lost in thought. I checked the time on my phone. 7:30. Time to finish getting dressed and ready for school. I took off my blue sweatpants and sleep shirt, swapping them out for my usual layered apparel of a black t-shirt tucked into jeans with an oversized hoodie to top it off, slipping my phone into my pocket and putting an earbud in. I slipped on my small black boots, laughing lightly to myself about how my boyfriend, Carter, would likely poke fun at me for having to wear 1 ½ inch heels to make even eye contact with him. I walked over to my desk and grabbed my school lanyard, blue to represent that I’m in 11th grade. I slipped it over my head, floofed my hair out from under it, and went out into the living room/kitchen. [a]
Mornings are always pretty chaotic. Between 3 younger siblings, a rambunctious husky, and my tired parents trying to maintain peace and order while also trying to make sure my youngest siblings, a twin pair of 8 year olds, are fully dressed, there’s a lot of noise and movement. I made my way around the running children into the kitchen and pantry before opening the dog food and filling up Dog’s bowl. She came tearing over at 100 miles an hour and scarfed down all her food in a grand total of 3 seconds. “That’s gotta be a record, girl,” I said as I crouched down to pet her, “I don’t know how you do it. Can you even taste the food?” Naturally, she didn’t respond, instead turning for me to rub her face and ears, making what I can only describe as happy husky sounds. I smiled, or at least tried to, before walking back into the kitchen for some human food. I thought about that as I made myself a bagel. I have a really weird “condition”, for lack of a better word, that makes it so I can’t actually tell if my face is making the expression I want it to. If I try smiling on command, for instance, it looks, just, incorrect. I can smile unintentionally just fine, like when I’m laughing, but any other time my face either doesn’t change or I end up looking constipated. There I go again. Thinking as if I'm narrating my life to someone. Why does today feel so different though? This is a pretty normal occurrence, but why does it suddenly feel as if I’m actually narrating a story? I sighed.
“Y’know what,” I said to Dog, now laying on the floor upside down behind me, “Maybe today I’ll play into it. Could be funny.”. As the next few minutes passed, I ate my bagel and observed my family all doing their own morning routines. Did they feel anything different today? I pondered the idea, before coming up with another one. Did my dream last night influence my thoughts today? I’m a lucent dreamer, so I usually control and remember my dreams pretty well, but this time, I couldn’t remember it. Wait a minute, why couldn’t I remember my dream? It had been lucid, I could feel that much, but I just couldn’t remember what my dream had been about.
“That’s strange,” I muttered.
“What’s that, Aryra?” My mom said as she entered the kitchen.
“Oh, nothing, “ I said, pretending to stifle a yawn. “Just still waking up.” Mom walked through the kitchen, grabbing a protein bar from the cabinet before turning and glancing at Dog, who was now happily waving her feet in the air with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, almost touching the floor.
“Derpy dog,” She sighed, “But she’s a good girl, isn’t she? Getting a bit chunky though. Might need to take her on more walks.” She side-eyed me, knowing full well that I do take her on walks, but my chronic lethargy and general hatred of being outside means that those walks happen about twice a month. I gently rolled my eyes, not being disrespectful, but still conveying my point- meh. My mom just chuckled, walking back out of the kitchen. “Make sure you’re in the car in the next 5 minutes or we’ll be late!” she called.
“Alright,” I responded, “Though I’m probably not who you have to worry about for that.”
Almost as if it was cued in, my 12 year old younger sister came flying into the kitchen, still only ¾ of the way ready. I smirked, then simply walked back into the living room and turned into the entry hallway, grabbing my backpack before heading out to the car. Everything seems normal so far, why do I feel like something is different? Like some big change is coming today?
“You know it’s bad when she wakes us up.” The small voice spoke through my thoughts. “Yeah, but given that she’s still determined we don’t actually exist, it could’ve been an accident”. Another voice responded. I mentally rolled my eyes. “That’s because you two don’t exist, you’re just figments of my imagination that my attention-seeking 12-year-old self created to seem special. Still, perhaps you’re parts of my subconscious, which means you may be able to help me figure out what’s going on right now.”
“And why would we do that?” ,One of them replied, “After all, we don’t actually exist. How could we possibly have more knowledge, and those manners certainly don’t seem like those from someone we would want to assist.”
“Oh, shut up Onyx,” the other said, “You’re wanting to know what’s different about today, correct?”
“Yes,” I replied, “And you’re the only ones that can maybe tell me what my mind has been doing. Desha, what are your thoughts?”
“Well,” she said, “Apart from the usual brain rot, fantastical dreams, and trying to forget we exist, nothing seems different. Your body says something else though.”
“What? What is that supposed to mean?”
“Well, for one, your back and head are responding differently to your dream than normal. I’m sure you’ve noticed the phantom feeling and pain is worse this morning?”
I shifted slightly. I’d had a problem for a few years now, since the “big” dreams started. For some reason, my back would hurt in two very specific spots between my spine and shoulder blades. I would also get strange pains on the top of my head. The pain in my back isn’t all that’s strange about it though- I can feel something there. Like, a strange phantom feeling that alternates between making it feel like something is trying to break through my skin- and feeling like something is actually there. I never told anyone what it really feels like- because it feels like wings. Something I'd always dreamed of having. I’m not sure what the head pains are for though, I usually just chalk it up to my anaemia acting up.
But Desha had a point. Both the pain and the phantom feeling were noticeably worse from normal.
“Yeah, I have.” I tried to ignore the sounds of my mom and sister clambering into the car. “Any idea why that is?”
“Yes, actually. Unless I’m much mistaken, it looks like last night's dream was about solving those. However, there seems to be some kind of factor within it that was different from the other times. I can’t see that part though. Sorry.”
“Alright, thanks. Now go back to sleep.”
“Got it”
I sighed, leaning back in my seat. I looked out the window at the gorgeous late autumn trees. The seasons and scenery here in Northwest Arkansas are quite the sight to behold. The weather however- that bipolar mess is best left unspoken about. Don’t want to summon a 36 minute hailstorm during the nice, clear, 65 degree weather. I thought instead about what Desha had said.( Really what I had thought but more complicated.) I simply sat and pondered what it could mean for the rest of the car ride to school.
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The only one that can have justified negative feelings about playing mario party in general is Vernias. Not only because of the rainbow galleria game before xmas that caused his crashout, but back in 2023, when nick was still using the piplup, everyone wanted Vern's head on a platter for "playing unoptimally" and "letting nick win" when brent deserved it more (yet they'd have complained regardless because the fandom was also tired of brent winning all the time. Vern couldn't do shit that was good for him during that game). The harassment got to a point that all of the fellas had to upload their povd of that game and tell the fandom to chill tf out. And yet he's still trying to be optimistic and to have fun. In his place I'd take a year long break from mario party, like fuck it.
Also, funny to see that even when the other fellas fumble, vern gets all the heat. sophist can excuse it with "random chaos funny", but the other two don't have an excuse and yet I haven't seen nick getting the same treatment. wonder why that is /s *rolls eyes*
There a portion of this fanbase (coming from
The dude broside) That just, does not like vernias
Vernias is a extremely honest person. Who wears the entirety of himself on his sleeve. His good and his bad. He is of course a openly bisexual and very comfortable with his fem and “cutsie” side. But he’s also short tempered and gets grumpy and dosent let the other three fuck with him at all.
He both stand his ground and his visibly queer we all know why alot of some dudebros dont like him.
He seems to tend to make a terrible first online impression. Not his fault it just tends to happen. From both pre conceived notions and vern being such a sincere person. When he gets snappy i guess he sounds harsher to people.People dont find it charming like the other three. Even tho its the same snappying that they do.
He was the scapegoat. Because people found the other three entertaining so if something went wrong. It had to be his fault.
The other three had “gimmicks” “the toxic hothead, the skilled one, the chaos”
Vernias is kinda the straight man (no pun intended) so kids really didnt get his point either. Even if they didnt care about the queer stuff.
If you looked at the comments on 1st magic the noah dnd he did with the boys. when it first came out specfically. Everyone hated vernias, he was “annoying” a “buzzkill” the “worst healer ever” they didnt like his voice they thought his very prescense made the video worse and the others shoulda done it without him
There nice to him now. But i still remeber.
Now the boys dont tolerate insults towards each other, we know that. Weve seen them snap at comments towards vernias. But its still bad enough he nearly had a panic attack on christmas about it. They been doing this 3 years, thats a long time having to see your own fans single you out and pick apart you flaws compared to your friends.
Vernias has a right to dislike mario party and thier gamer space in general. Let vern get a gun infact!
#the same people who reduce vern to being a snappy queer dude arent better to the rest btw#they might (like) them#nick being treated as a toxic hothead.#and eevee being a (lmao XD chaos bringer)#and brent as the most skilled but strict and no nonsense#is just wrong. and a huge reason thier suck in these archetypes today.#dont be fooled. people who hate vern hate them all.#spookys vernias musing#spookys party crashers ramblings#spooky answers asks
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