#also was distracted by how much I dislike mammon

[tecchan]

How...did I not...recognise that Mammon was voiced by Yasumoto Hiroki...

[temis-de-leon]

When Greed is too much

Characters: Mammon x gn!MC

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M. Anon: good day, tennis. im an anon who lurks around your work. i find your work fascinating and I hope you may make a small oneshot for me. can you make a mammon x reader fanfiction? the pronounce doesn't matter. and the fanfiction could be about mammon and reader sneaking out frequently because mammon likes to gamble and they get caught one day and mammon took all of the blame for himself. i think it would be a good idea for a oneshot. but putting that aside, I adore your work. i like how you describe everything and your headcanons are interesting. i hope you can keep uploading. sending platonic loves.

A/N: I got a little distracted and made Mammon feel guilty af instead of taking the blame, I'm sorry, I hope you like it anyways <3 A little reference right at the end

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Mammon had a complicated relationship with money.

He loved it too much to hate it and he needed it enough to forgive the danger it brought within. He would inlay it under his skin if he could, if Lucifer let him, making him shine under the lights like a kaleidoscope.

Cold metal between his fangs to check its authenticity, smooth paper sliding through his fingers, hard plastic shaping his wallet. Jewellery, clothes, his car. He had them because he needed it in any way, shape or form, like water to fish, riches to him. A bottomless pit that got bigger and bigger the more he threw in.

His fingers were longer and thinner than his brothers’ and more than once he had wondered if his sin had modified his body to easily indulge in it. He was also the fastest runner when he needed to and he could turn his words to honey if the situation required it. An opportunist thief, even if he disliked the term.

And he knew stealing wasn’t okay, but no amount of Lucifer’s punishments would stop him from doing so. He could manage hanging upside down for hours on end and, even when the lectures were painfully boring and made him want to die, sitting in the same position for as long as his brother decided was something he could live through. Lotan, or rather the flood it implied, was a bothersome threat and, although terrifying, the witches wouldn’t seriously hurt him unless Lucifer knew he could take it.

Still, constantly going through that was annoying, so he went to the next best thing, a place where condemned souls like him got together and did what pleasured him the most: bring money to the table. The wheel of fortune laid deep in his chest; sometimes he deceived himself, others, he was right.

Fortunately for his ego, his dignity and his integrity, Mammon had found his perfect lucky charm. Human shape and devoted to him, every time MC joined him in his escapades, his wallet came back home fatter than when they left. It was refreshing and addicting and it didn’t take him too long to actually need MC’s presence each time he left the house to gamble.

At first it was just once or twice every week and a half, then at least once a week, then three times a week, then every night. He would invite them to his room, taking advantage of the alibi their relationship offered, hang out and fool around until every single one of his brothers was asleep and then sneak out through the garage door.

It was a fun, bonding time between them. Holding hands while running from one corner of the town to another, pockets heavier and heavier as the night went by and clothes reeking of the cigars, alcohol and perfume of those who pushed them around amidst the chaos of the casino.

Mammon lived for all of that, especially now that MC was by his side, watching him thrive and win, over and over and over again. In their eyes, he succeeded and he was the one to carry the golden medal. Not his brothers, not their friends, him.

Eventually, he did what he did best and pushed his luck.

After an outstanding winning streak, they finally got to the night when everything went astray, losing every bet and every game, eventually finding themselves deep in debt with the casino and a bunch of furious patrons and, although begrudgingly, admitting that a period of restraint was long overdue.

And then they got home.

“When will you learn?” Lucifer said for the hundredth time while tightening the rope around his torso and trapping his hands behind his back.

“C’mon! It wasn’t that bad!”

He tried to smile to downplay the situation, but it came out wobbly and his fear was too obvious for his brother to ignore. Lucifer grinned with malice, eyes darkening in evil enjoyment before bending down to tie Mammon’s ankles together, slow in his movements and his words.

“Do you truly think this would’ve ended well? We both know you’re an idiot, but the limits you’re willing to cross outstand me. Bringing MC into this? Really? You moronic dimwit… I thought you would be the last to put them in danger. Alas, I was wrong”

“I’ve never put them in danger”

His immediate response brought Lucifer back to his feet, both of them now serious and locking eyes with each other. Mammon felt the rough edges of the rope scraping his skin, uncomfortably keeping him in place under his brother’s infuriated gaze.

“Taking them out of the house for hours every night, making them play games against lowlife demons and risking their safety for a few coins, what is that to you if not jeopardizing their life?”

“A few coins? We made ourselves rich!”

“Is that what bothers you about what I just said?”

“I’m telling you they were safe with me!”

Lucifer sighed, shaking his head in disappointment and going around Mammon. A noise coming from behind filled him with dread and he didn’t have time to beg for more time before something pulled his feet to the side and his body hit the carpeted floor. It barely softened the fall and soon his pained groans reached every corner of the staircase.

“You truly never learn”

“I’ll do it! I’ll learn! Please don’t leave me here! You can’t abandon your baby brother here, can’t you? It was an honest mistake!”

“Mammon”

After securing the rope around one of the beams from the ceiling, the eldest took a few steps down and looked at him from above. His voice was low, hopeless, and Mammon found that more hurtful than the strong grip around his limbs or the pounding on his head.

“You’re lucky MC’s heart shines brighter than mine” Lucifer said, leaving him speechless “One of these days you will go too far and I’m not sure who will be there to catch you”

“What…?”

“Rest well, Mammon” he continued to go down the stairs, not bothering to look at him anymore. He spoke one last time before disappearing completely. “And think about what I said, will you?”

Lucifer’s footsteps merged into the night, the lights turned off and, suddenly, Mammon found himself alone.

He was still wearing the clothes he’d chosen to go to the casino hours ago, jewellery dangling over his face and DDD threatening to fall out of his pocket. The screen lightened up, showing MC’s name, and the desperation to answer the call made him squirm enough to ultimately make the phone fall to the bottom of the stairs. He grimaced at the cracking sound.

Asmo would say it was karma for being a scumbag and he didn’t know if he should start believing that.

He wasn’t a scumbag, was he? MC was fine! Not a scratch in their pretty face to complain about and every bit of their outfit still in place and making them look even better. They had been smiling when they finally got to the garage door, shallowly breathing while they checked him out in search of any type of damage.

They were fine.

They had been smiling because they’d been having fun. Or was it out of relief? Heart beating in fear, terrified about him and the punishment that awaited them both once Lucifer found them.

Mammon craned his neck, looking at the remains of his DDD with a sting in his throat. Why did MC call him? Were they mad at him? Did they have enough? The thought of actually putting them in danger for a piece of metal, easily ripped paper or soon to be frozen plastic made his hear stop in panic.

He was a fast runner, an immortal demon with wings. It was easy for him to flee and leave his troubles behind, but MC didn’t have the same advantages. They were a human, flesh and soul in close proximity, easy to eat and forget.

A gasp escaped him at the image of his partner being tore apart and he shook his head trying to chase it away, but it was no use. He closed his eyes and it was there, like an omen or a reminder, Lucifer’s words roaring in his mind.

His name got louder and louder until It finally sounded right next to his ear. A hand cupped his neck and MC’s worried face appeared in his line of vision, but the remorse didn’t let him feel relief.

“Are you okay? Let me get you down. I got out as soon as I could, but I’m sure Lucifer knows I’m here anyways. What a way to end the night…”

He huffed at their whispers, his heart breaking piece by piece. Looking at MC and the way they carefully untied the knots, he knew Lucifer was right. The dumb human was too good for him and didn’t want to acknowledge it, choosing instead to stick by his side each day until it would be too late.

“I’m sorry” he finally said in a broken voice.

“For what, dummy?”

“I put you in danger”

MC chuckled, kissing his jaw before freeing his arms and watching the rope fall down. Mammon leaned forward until he touched his feet, noticing his body burning while he worked the knots that creased the leather in his boots.

“How did you put me in danger?” they asked with a hint of humour in their voice “As far as I know, I went with you willingly and we had a bad night. It was bound to happen after winning that much money”

“But they almost attacked us…”

“We got out of there just in time” MC interrupted him, then frowned and put their hands on their hips. “Did Lucifer said something to you?”

“No”

The lie was obvious and MC licked their teeth in poorly contained fury. Seconds later, Mammon finally set himself free and swung on the rope to reach the banister. Once he settled and stood straight, MC rushed to hug him. Both of them stayed silent and basking in the comfort that surrounded them.

He didn’t know what to say. He wanted to beg them not to reprimand Lucifer and he wanted to thank them for freeing him and staying with him beyond what he definitely deserved, but no words came out and forcing them would make him cry; and doing that in front of MC would definitely kill him faster than Lucifer could ever do.

In the end, none of them said anything, instead clinging to each other like their lives depended on it. Slowly, as if they were handling a wounded animal, MC grabbed his hands and lead him towards their room.

What did that human movie say?

He’d die for them. He’d kill for them. Either way, what bliss.

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[pinkgy]

okay, ignore the previous ask, i can't be more blind and stupid (💀).

so, if it isn't a bother, may you write some headcanons about the kings (satan, mammon, beelzebub and leviathan) with a reader who's slightly chubby and dislikes their (reader's) body.

thanks in advance, dear.

–☕ (wishing to end myself after this one.)

Hi ! Thank you so much for your request and congratulations for being the first request that is not about sex lol I needed a break.

Here it is! I loved writing this request and I hope you like it ♡

It's a bit OOC in some parts (Leviathan), but in my defense, it's not easy to write fluff about them.

Also, I'm sorry if I didn't focus much on the body type part, I'm not a great fan of specifying the reader's body type, race, and sometimes even height, but it's okay! I tried my best.

Also, this is my contribution to the soft and sweet Mammon HC.

𝗪𝗛𝗕

𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗜 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨"

♡

𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗡

✮ He’s in denial, Satan has you on a pedestal and he genuinely cannot believe that you think this way about yourself, simply because it’s a completely different opinion than the one he has of you.

✮ If you dare to mention any discomfort with your appearance in front of him, he will laugh in your face telling you to stop joking about such things, and when you look at him completely serious he might realize that he was wrong.

✮ Satan genuinely doesn't have any specific body preference, in his eyes you’re perfect, all he cares about is that you’re healthy both physically and mentally. 

✮ Once he fully realizes, you won't EVER hear him joking about it, and if someone else dared to they’re dead within seconds. The same goes for you "jokingly" mistreating yourself, that's the biggest offense for him and the lecture your life awaits you.

✮ This situation would become a priority for satan, he's capable of leaving aside all his work just to do the impossible to make you feel better about yourself. 

✮ He gets very frustrated every time you talk negatively about yourself, and he feels sad every time he notices that you feel insecure about your body, Satan somehow puts himself in your shoes, and that makes him take everything too seriously.

“Stop looking at yourself like that, I know what you're thinking and I don't like it” He hugs you from behind "Let's talk, you're too pretty to be thinking those things"

𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗭𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗕

✮ He might believe that you’re joking if you tell him, and he also might jokingly tell you something like “Yeah, I don’t like your body either” Clearly no offense intended, he would genuinely think that you’re not being serious.

✮ Beelzebub won’t realize that his “Harmless comment” made you feel bad unless someone else tells him that he screwed up, probably many days later he will approach you and actually apologize.

✮ Don’t expect any elaborate apologies from him, he will tell you what is necessary. But after he has taken a long time trying to remember everything you said to him that day, he will subtly start looking for ways to make you feel better about yourself. 

✮ Believe me, Beelzebub is going to make sure you hear every chance he gets about how perfect you are, and in case he forgets to tell you, Bael is under strict orders to remind him. 

✮ He’s really supportive but he sucks at showing it, his main goal is to distract you from your insecurity by at the same time trying to not distract himself, and somehow, it works.

"And who said that being yourself is not okay? As long as that beautiful body of yours is well-fed and healthy, you are the hottest person out there"

𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡

✮ He would get offended, but like, really offended, the moment he notices or when you tell him about it he acts like those Latina grandmas when their grandchild tells them they're gay,

literally him.

✮ He's never seen anyone more ethereal than you, how do you even dare to dislike yourself?

✮ He genuinely doesn’t care about your body type, your weight, etc, as long as you’re healthy he’s going to love every part of you.

✮ He’s an amazing listener, Mammon will encourage you to vent to him while he slowly caresses your hair, and every time you say something he’s not okay with, he kisses your forehead.

✮ He wouldn't think you're joking, the opposite, Mammon would take this really seriously, but like, too seriously, to the point where you’re not getting out of Tartaros without loving your body as much as he loves it, and believe me, that’s a lot. 

“How can you hate such a beautiful body like yours? Every inch of you is perfect and just looking at you feels like a privilege, so don't overthink too much please”

𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡

✮ Leviathan will genuinely get mad at you, if he finds out, he will ignore you, and if you tell him, he will leave and ignore you too, but it’s temporary, he will get over it in a few days. 

✮ He kind of sucks at comforting people, but he can and will try his best with you, just don’t expect much from him, and know that he’s genuine about it.

✮ He will make an annoyed face every time you comment something negative about yourself, and trust me, you will notice.

✮ Leviathan has a very good memory, and he’ll make a mental note of every part of your body that you mention that you don’t like, and every chance he gets he will make sure to kiss or caress that part. He won’t be very obvious, but somehow, he will find a way to discreetly improve your opinion of yourself.

✮ He would hang anyone who dared to make jokes about your body, and would also hang anyone who complimented you, only he has the right to do that.

✮ And on those days when you feel particularly bad about your body, Leviathan will be sure to find a way to distract you with something else, he’s very observant so he wouldn’t need to listen to you to know how you feel, he’ll just suddenly leave his work for a few hours and take you to one of your favorite places, even if he hates the place, he hates more that you have a bad opinion of yourself.

“Get those thoughts out of your head, people should be jealous of how you look, okay? Don't be ridiculous”

[annebelle93]

Oi meus horrores! I’m sorry for the one year absence, life’s been hectic in 2022 Brazil. But I thought I might brake the fast with a little fun headcannon as I go through the requests and write then! Thank you so much for the mutuals that came to my private messages to check on me in the long year, you guys are AMAZING! Without further ado

Things my family said with top “The Brothers energy”: Spouse edition!

• Lucifer

Text with a silly selfie while spouse at work: “guess who’ll be half naked eating pizza in bed now” Reply: “For the love of God, please let join you” “Love of god? I thought you were against God” Reply: “listen very carefully because I’ll only say this once, if it means being with half naked you, I am willing to swallow my pride and ask assistance from a vengeful inhuman entity of my dislike.”

• Mammon

Spouse, who is a computer engineer, playing on on-line cassino for fun, after lecturing me not to do it because it is made to make you lose money. “Didn’t you say this Is made to F you up?” Spouse roll eyes and smile confidently. “Maybe you, I’m build different” Loses ridiculously small amount of money. “Welp” throws phone away “time for onlyfans, I guess” “Oh, so you lose money gambling and now I have to sell feet pics?” Looks at me really confused. “What? No, why’d I be sharing your glory with the world? No, I’m doing onlyfans, you’re taking the pictures”

• Levi

Me distracted going through the phone waiting for the pump to fill the gas. “Amor, have you decided yet the song you’ll use in the wedding?” Spouse begins to fidget, look slightly insecure. “I kind of thought of one, but I’m not sure you’ll approve it” remains silent “Go on” “Before you say no, keep an open mind, please! It is a very important song for me, from my childhood, and if you’re willing to pay attention to the lyrics, you’ll see it’s very pretty too!” Plays ‘Dragon Ball Z’ opening song on radio, apprehensive. (The Brazilian version is indeed very well translated and is, overall, a really nice song). “Make sure to write it down, so I won’t forget when talking to the musician” goes back to the phone. “Is that ok with you? You won’t say no?” “Wouldn’t I be a hypocrite if I did? I want to use ‘Howl’s moving castle’, which is a movie, but technically an anime too” Proceeds to hold both my hands with a teary look. “I’m literally building a shrine for you in my closed when I get home”

• Satan

Spouse laying on the floor playing with my cats, trying to lure the calico one (who is very apprehensive of humans) out. “Here, Fionna! Come play with daddy!” “Excuse me, ‘daddy’? These cats are mine, you’re step dad AT MOST” “Babe, love, light of my life” gets up, holding my hands with a fake smile “the moment you said ‘yes’ to me, you are sharing half of your life with me, that includes the cats” “No, but…” “That includes the cats” looks deep into the eyes, with a determined expression “and make no mistake, I am willing to battle you in court for them. I wouldn’t like to, but I am willing to.” Looks at spouse silently “it would be a bloodbath and you know”

• Asmo

Me in front of mirror trying to close a pair of jeans after returning home from carnaval (for those not familiar with Carnaval, it means that I basically spent a whole week walking all over Rio feeding exclusively of fast food and alcohol from 7am to 9 pm, EXCLUSIVELY). “Amor, do you think I’ve put on weight?” “Hell yeah you did!” “Why do you sound so excited?” Replies without missing a single bit, “more ass for me to grab”

• Beel

“Let me just say how happy I am you decided to work out, amor!” Spouse says at lunch “Me too, I’m sleeping better and it’s definitely helping with the anxiety!” “Sure, that too” “Is it because I’m hotter?” “You’ve always been hot” serving a second plate “it because now you’re hungry all of the time and let me be the first one to tell you, your cooking is exquisite when you’re hungry! Also I’m very happy that you’re eating like a human being and not like a little bird”

• Belphie

4 am, me cleaning the bathroom in the middle of a insomnia crisis. Spouse gets up and looks very confused. “What are you doing?” “I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really hyper lately and sleeping kind of feels like a waste of time when I’m hyper.” “No!” Proceeds to grab my hand and drag me to the bed, with an angry expression “in this house we don’t say such heresies”

For those who haven’t seen it, I have a nephews edition right here! I hope you enjoy it!

[frenchfrywrites]

Hey! May I request the brothers and Simeon’s reaction to MC laying their eggs into them? AMAB MC, if that’s okay!

Ovipos with the bros + Simeon

MINORS DNI

Warning: ovipos, nonhuman amab mc/reader

Lucifer

Very hesitant at first

Never done anything like this, and is unsure if he’ll like it

But once he feels your first egg push into him he falls in love

He gets so aroused by the sensation of the eggs going inside him, rubbing against his prostate

And he got so embarrassed when he got a hard on by the time the second egg was pushed in

He gets really proud when you finally get all of them inside

Very pleased with being such a good mate/partner for you

Gets very attached to the strange sensations of the eggs moving around inside him

It shocks him how happy he is to be carrying around your eggs…

Surprise Lucifer has a breeding kink now (as if he didn’t before lmao)

Really dislikes pushing them out, but will do so kinda quickly bc he doesn't want to be distracted/hindered by them

Mammon

A bit hesitant at first

Although, he’s got a huge breeding kink, so having your eggs in him seems appealing

But he’s so unprepared for how it feels

Unsurprisingly, he loves it

It’s very weird- and he won’t shut up about that

But it also feels so good to be so filled

He babbles a lot during the process because the sensations are just unlike anything he’s ever felt before

Praise him with each egg he takes, and he melts under you

Oh man he’s gonna keep them in for hours if he can

He gets hard semi-often while he’s carrying them

Cause they keep rubbing against his insides and reminding him that he’s yours 

Levi

Ohhhhh man he’s on cloud nine when you ask to breed him full of your eggs

Carrying your eggs itches something in the hind (demon) part of his mind

It just feels so right

By the time you push the first one in he drops his glamor if he hadn’t already, and subconsciously hisses every once in a while

Also his tail will wrap around you to make sure you’re deep in him and that the eggs will safely travel between you two

He’s the most open to it from the beginning

And the most relaxed throughout the process

The first time you did it he got hard because he was so excited and unprepared for the pleasure he’d get from the stretch and breeding aspect

Loves every part of the process (especially when you praise him)

Feels so giddy over the fact that you chose him over his brothers but won’t brag about it because he’s scared they’ll judge him for being so happy about it

Satan

One of the most hesitant 

He’s scared something will go wrong (or you might regret it?!)

You’ll have to reassure him a lot throughout

He gets into it when you tell him he’s being a good mate, and he’s going to be a good mommy for your clutch

The feeling of having them inside is so overwhelming he definitely going to cum

Especially if you rub his belly and praise him

He’s not embarrassed though

He’ll tease you too if you get aroused seeing him full of your eggs 

Falls in love with the idea of being your housewife while he’s stuffed with your eggs

(and if he daydreams about being your housewife when he’s not carrying your eggs.. well that’s nobody's business)

Asmo

Super into the whole thing

He’ll excitedly tell you that he loves the fact that you’re breeding him, that he loves when you push them in, and he loves carrying them around, and he loves pushing them out

All of it is so much fun!!

Deep down the thing he loves the most is that you chose him to carry your eggs

It makes him feel so special and loved

He brags to everyone about having your eggs in him

He’ll want you to cum in him a lot too, to make sure they’re properly fertilized of course~

And then you have to plug him up to make sure the cum and the eggs stay snug inside him

You’ll definitely catch him running his hands over his tummy lovingly while carrying your eggs

Beel

Beel was mostly indifferent at first

He loves the breeding aspect of it (love love loves the idea of having a family with you), but didn’t know how he’d feel about the actual eggs

Until you pushed the first one into him

Then he’s hooked

Like Levi, Beel has something specifically in his hind brain that loves this

He’ll chitter and his wings will buzz excitedly (because there’s no way he can keep his glamor up with how overwhelmed he is)

Oh please feminize the fuck out of him btw

Tell him he looks so good pregnant with your spawn, that he’s going to be a good mommy, and a great wife

Makes him go feral

He doesn't mind holding them inside for a while, but he has to push them out before his next fangol practice

Belphie

In Belphies opinion: putting them in, good. Pushing them out, bad. 

The way they stretch him open, and make him feel so full is perfect

He’ll be so blushy and way more openly affectionate while you insert your eggs (and while he's carrying them)

He ends up carrying your eggs the longest of all his brothers simply because he hates the work that would have to go into pushing them out

Plus e loves the feelings of the eggs stretching him and sitting inside him

And he won’t say it, but he loves when you praise him for being a good mate

He doesn’t brag about it, but if his bros ask about the eggs he’s very proud and eager to tell them about how you chose him over them 😈

Also uses carrying your eggs to his advantage lmao 

(“lucifer I can’t go to class, what if the babies get hurt?”)

Simeon

Very hesitant at first 

Mostly because he’s so new to everything, and this is… very unique

Although he is curious

It’d be a good idea to use a silicone egg first to get him used to the whole idea

He finds that he really likes the way the egg felt inside of him

(and that he really likes how you talk about breeding him and making him a mommy for your spawn)

However, when you push your eggs into him it feels way different

Not different in a bad way though.. He loves this

Definitely cries due to overstimulation and being overwhelmed with being so full

But he gets very mad if you suggest stopping

He gets very maternal and protective when he carries your eggs

He’s okay with holding them for however long you need/want

[bepp-ers]

Hey uhh sorry to bother you again but can you do motherly MC again mmbut she dies?

Also love your work your an amazing writer!♥️

janskdndis ur gonna kill me!! oh and you're never a bother, i love seeing people in my asks no matter who they are. and thank you!! i appreciate it!! :)) the angst is incoming haha watch out. also sorry this took so long ive been trying to finish school and now im done!! yeahh!! aight enjoy babs thank you <3

motherly! mc, dearly departed from this world. warning: kinda fucking sad haha

sure, the demons, angels and solomon had all been alive for thousands of years.

they'd experienced sadness.

the fall, the death of lilith, day-to-day sadness, but nothing hit quite like this.

lucifer handles your death with the most honour.

he stands over your casket, stood tall, forlorn, fixing the rich wood with a crestfallen expression.

only when it's time to lower your casket into the ground does he finally break, crumble, sink to the ground and just sob.

there's nothing he can do but cry as his favourite human says goodbye one final time.

collecting himself, he'd lead the throwing of the flowers onto your casket and wouldn't dare take his eyes off of it until it was no longer visible.

it breaks him. he worked hard to achieve happiness again, after the fall, after lilith, and you gave that to him.

and now, you were gone.

the universe truly was cruel.

mammon would be beside himself. he might go a little mad. pretending that you're still with them, that you're still by his side.

but when he sees that casket, he knows it's all a lie.

for once he doesn't put a front up. he just sniffles and whimpers through the whole ceremony, the first to comfort lucifer when he crumbles.

life ain't worth living with MC, he tells himself, but for the sake of his brothers he carries on.

your possessions are the most valuable thing he owns. after your death, there's not a piece of grimm more valuable than something that had belonged to you.

he guards your memory more diligently than Cerberus guards the catacombs, and when the day comes that he joins you, he'll only hope you accept him with open arms.

levi never was good with the prospect of death.

lilith's death changed him, truly. and your death changed him again.

he didn't care for games much. he could scarcely recall anime titles. he even forgot to feed Henry 2.0 once.

he spends most of his days now at sea, with hell's navy. he devotes himself to militarism, trying to distract himself from remembering the way you used to make him get enough sleep, or encourage him to finish one more level.

at times, he can't forget.

he sits in his bathtub till the late hours of the morning, even though it's something you disliked. just crying, silent tears.

he tries to cope, but it's hard. death really does change people.

satan is consumed by his books.

he becomes scarily interested in necromancy and reanimation. he can't find anything, though, so he turns to reincarnation. looking through the record of every soul to enter heaven or hell, he wants to find you.

it's actually easier for him to accept your death than anyone else. he was probably the only one who remembered your mortality, and appreciated it.

just as he appreciated the way you cleared his desk for him, procuring cutesy bookmarks to save his page when he fell asleep with a tome.

during long, quiet nights, he sits down with a special book- an autobiography he had inked especially for you.

a few tears may be shed as he thinks back fondly, focusing on the good as opposed to dwelling on the bad.

he'll find your soul eventually, he knows he will. but for now, he's content to just remember you in peace.

it's what you would have wanted.

asmo becomes a hollow shell of what he once was. you were the life of his party, and now you were gone!

he's enraged mostly, how could you leave him?? after all you did together?! you'd just fucking leave him alone! was he too ugly? he could change! he'll change but please please please just come back, please!!

he doesn't care who sees. his cries are loud, ugly, salty tears and snot ruining his silken sheets as he wails.

breathing carefully, the way you taught him to, he finally calms down.

he'll do things the way you showed him- strip the bed, put the linen in the wash. wash your face, nothing too harsh and get a nice drink. paint your nails, wear a facemask, do something nice that you enjoy.

he can't be perfect when his other half is gone. sure, he's got solomon, but it's not the same. you were different. you were you.

beel ignores his sin. he's not hungry anymore. he doesn't want the food he's given, though his stomach growls, just the thought of eating food without you makes him want to throw up.

he feels as though he's failed- despite everyone reassuring him otherwise - he couldn't protect you.

what was he, if not a protector? nothing. he felt small.

he really lost himself, but eventually, under the guise of 'its what MC would have wanted you to do.' he gets his appetite back.

he finds solace in making your favourite foods, and leaving them at your grave. hopefully one day you can eat them together again. that'd be nice.

belphie, unlike beel, amplifies his sin. he turns to it, knowing that he can see you in his dreams.

it's rare for him to be anything other than comatose, only occasionally waking up to eat and wash. he knows you would have expected better from him, but he also hopes that you'd understand.

he needs this, just like he needs you. sometimes he wonders if he should join you, but he knows that that's not the correct answer.

so for now, he'll sleep, and cry happy tears as he sees you on the astral plane, and cry sad tears as he awakes and feels the empty bed beside him.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

@imseriouslysotired hi! Sorry I just really wanted to make this into a post because I loved the question so much despite the fact that you probably didn't mean it as a question....

In my opinion, it's because it fits with Mephisto's character.

Up to this point he's been shown to dislike angels & humans and has displayed a superiority complex/pompous attitude because of his status/nobility.

A lot of his outter personality is fake - he's trying his best to come across like Lucifer when he's the same sort of dumbass as the rest of the brothers

He has a whole dignified noble persona.

But when Luke was in trouble he threw all that away and put himself in danger to save him, in front of everyone

For a second everyone got to see what he was really like under all the angel & human hate. For a moment he was vulnerable

Him bringing up his dog was him giving himself a flimsy excuse. It was:

"I don't care about an angel. You just happened to remind me of my dog."

While also using it as a topic change to distract and deflect. And it works because Luke immediately latches on to the "dog" thing.

We also need to remember that though he don't see him Mephisto was always present during both of Luke's previous stints at RAD and he was part of the newspaper club. Meaning he knew all about the brothers' referring to Luke as a chihuahua and how much Luke hated it. He knew exactly what bait to set to distract Luke.

It allows him to build back his walls and hide behind his persona again.

It was supposed to kill the pacing and the mood.

It's very similar to S1 Mammon (and even present Mammon to a lesser extent) and how he dealt with his feelings towards MC

[barbatos-the-loyal-butler]

I saw your lgbtq+ request are open so I'd like to request!Could you make the brothers reacting to MC that's pansexual and fawns over everybody no matter what they are man,woman,queer,demon,angel,bea,etc.

Okay so like... this is just me... I'mma just do me- also please don't let this post flop I struggled to write this cause my brain is so slow Mc is gender neutral.

When first in devildom Mc was surprised at the beauty that surrounded them, every demon, angel and human they met was so attractive they could barely handle it.

They couldn't help but fawn over everyone they saw, Sometime they started to flirt slightly but mostly just admired them from afar.

Of course it became clear all the others how Mc reacted to everyone around them.

Lucifer

He noticed how they tend to fawn over every single person they meet almost immediately. They had just been teleported to Devildom and looking completely distracted.

He tried thought it may have just been the shock of the situation or simply just the confused, so he was very taken off guard when they finally spoke.

"Your all so beautiful! I get to stay here for a year! of course I'll do it"

He wasn't sure how to respond to this, so just simply moved on and finished the rest of the explanation.

Over the first few month he grew used to seeing Mc fawning over every demon they saw, so it wasn't much of a surprise when they explained they where pansexual.

If he is romantically interested in Mc, he may get a tad bit jealous that Mc admires other people besides him but he moves past that once he find them admiring him as well.

If it's just a platonic relationship he would be very supportive, making sure that they don't get to distracted by the beautiful demons or ends up doing something to stupid by flirting with almost every demon they see.

Mammon

When mammon was called to Mc side on their first day in devildom, the human instantly starting complimenting Mammon.

"Ohh! your so handsome! I'm so lucky to have such a pretty demon watching over me!" he was very surprised and flustered, expecting the human to be scared or many indifferent but not this.

It took him while to get used to the constant compliments and fawning, but got extremely jealous when they do so to other people.

If he is in love with Mc he almost always is trying to make them not focus on other people and simply just fawn over him. Of course if this is pointed out he will get very flustered and deny it.

If he isn't romantically in love with Mc he can get a bit annoyed at it, often dragging Mc away from any hot demons that distract them but does join in sometimes.

Leviathan

He doesn't know about this quirk that Mc has for awhile, he did get extremely flustered when they fawned over him but thought it was just him and his brother since he didn't go outside with them often.

He brings them to an anime convention in devildom and then noticed how they fawn over everyone they can see, it gets worse when they dress as a character they like.

Levi get extremely embarrassed but also very jealous, trying to distract Mc from the hot demons surrounding them. It was difficult at times but they were focusing mainly on levi and spending the day with him.

If he has romantic feelings toward Mc he will spend more time with them when they are outside, despite how much he may dislike it he wants to be near them to distract them if they start to fawn over another person.

If Mc is just his friend, he wouldn't mind it to much as long as Mc doesn't draw too much attention to him. They spend most of their time inside and away from other demon, plus they can fawn over fictional characters together.

Satan

He laughs softly at when Mc first came to devildom and surprised Lucifer, already telling that his human would cause many problems for his older brother. Though besides that he didn't care much for them at first.

That was in till he met them again at the library where he found them admiring him from afar and trying to hide behind a book. So he walks up to them and ask what they where doing.

"I'm sorry! I couldn't help it, your just your so beautiful! and I can't help it.. I did come here to study but then you came in and.. I got distracted"

He found a pattern in that, after while he started to help Mc study but found they couldn't do it in a public space or any random demon who walked by. He does try to keep them on topic but it is a failing battle.

if he has romantic feelings towards Mc he would try to find out what things they find most attractive from all the people they fawn over so he could try to make himself more attractive to them. Of course there was little reason to why they fawned over people so he gave up quickly.

If he is simply friends with Mc he tends to be a bit annoyed by them being so distractible, but he finds it amusing. Usually studying where no one else is so they do not.

Asmodeus

He instantly liked the new exchange student once they got distracted by everyone his beauty, Introducing himself to them and quickly getting close to them.

They quickly bonded on the fact they find every demon they run into is attractive and fawn over them. They did still fawn over Asmodeus often, which the demon loved all the attention.

If Asmo has romantic feelings for Mc he would get a tiny bit insecure at times. Though sometimes asking Mc nervously if they were just with him because of his looks, which they quickly denied.

If Asmo and Mc were just friends, they often go out and flirt with demons helping each other pick up dates and admire others.

Beelzebub

He was very confused with Mc at first, he saw them get distracted every few seconds when at Rad but it took him a bit to figure out that they were fawning over the demons that passed.

He was still confused at that, but didn't really think much off it. Occasionally picking up Mc when they get too distracted to carry them to wherever they may need to.

If he's in love with Mc he will get far more flustered when they fawn over him, but still overall doesn't care if they fawn over others. As long as they still spend time with him he's happy.

If he is simply friends with Mc he will constantly ask if they are in love with the people they fawn over. Which does fluster Mc like crazy, but they don't mind.

Belphegor

Belphie can find it irritating at times, but over all doesn't care. When he does spend time with Mc they are both usually alone so it's nice, but when Mc does drag him out of bed and to the outside he gets annoyed if they get distracted and fawn over another demon.

If he is in love with Mc he can get very annoyed by it when they are spending time together outside. He will glare slightly at any demons that pass by, but after Mc teases him about it a few times he stops.

If they are just friend/cuddle buddies he often teasing Mc for getting distracted by anyone who walks by, and fawning over them but the teasing is light hearted.

Lord Diavolo

Lord Diavolo was so excited was not only comfortable around and fawning over the demons that they met, including him. It was surprising to him, it wasn't often someone was brave enough to flirt with him.

He loved all the attention he got from Mc, and joined them when they fawned over other demons mainly lucifer. He was just happy to spend time with them.

If he is in love with Mc he will be a bit pouty at times if they fawn over others when he is there, but that will quickly change whenever they turn their attention back to him.

if he is friend with Mc he was be happy to join in with them when they fawn over everyone, their both are a chaotic pansexuall duo.

Barbatos

Barbatos was taken off guard by Mc at first, When he was working he would often find Mc fawning over him from afar which left him extremely flustered.

He was used to people simply ignore him or just being indifferent towards him. It took him awhile to get used to it, he also made sure that Mc did not get to distracted and miss anything important.

If he fell in love with them, he gets far more flustered when finding them fawning over him. Part of him trying draw their attention to him more, so he can get more of their praise.

If he didn't fall in love with Mc, he is overall neutral to this habit. Though he can find it assuming at times.

Simeon

He was very assumed at this, often asking Mc about why they fawned over basically anyone. Which caused them to go into a long winded rant about beautiful and how everyone is pretty.

He enjoys listening to their train of thought, even if it boils down to people = pretty.

If he is in love with Mc he often finds himself writing small stories based on whoever they are fawning over, sharing them with Mc all the time. He does get a bit flustered when they fawn over him, and does write a few stories about that as well but if far too embarrassed to show Mc.

If he is just friends with Mc, he will encourage them to talk to the people they fawn over more. Occasionally teasing them slightly when they getting distracted.

Solomon

He is the biggest shit about it, constantly teasing them when they get distracted and fawn over everyone they see. Of course he does kinda do the same but just slightly less obvious.

If he is in love with Mc he will tease slightly less but does try to draw their attention away from whoever they are fawning over. Usually by doing something very stupid with magic... Mc will have to make sure he doesn't get himself killed.

If he is simply friends with Mc he will do similar things but do it so that they draw all the attention towards Mc. He will try to get a bunch of demons to flirt with Mc, wanting to see them get flustered.

[gavin-plz-call-me]

It's me

If there was an OM × WC crossover, who would get a long with who?

I actually love this idea. Also, while I was brainstorming ideas, it kinda helped me understand Hansol's character in a weird way so...

A couple warnings. I'll be writing this as if the mc from both obey me and wannabe challenge are the same. Also, I'm just assuming this crossover would take place in the devildom. Anyways, onto the headcanons

Obey Me! x Wannabe Challenge: Who gets along with who

Yooha & Belphie

The two troublemakers of the families are bound to get along.

When Belphie is awake, the two of them can often be found just messing around together.

Yooha is a proud member of the Anti-Lucifer League because Lucifer reminds him of a certain goblin.

The A-LL can now be found planning pranks against Taehee as well as Lucifer.

Yooha & Asmo

Just a couple of flirts.

They often compete on who can flirt the most with you. Asmo always wins, but it's usually a pretty close draw.

Asmo loves when Yooha calls you master, he will try to call you that too. Asmo, if you're trying to make Yooha hit you, that's how you do it.

They're drinking buddies, but instead of beer and sports, they drink fine wine and do skincare.

As the only full-time model in the WC household, Yooha's gotta keep his skin looking great.

Taehee & Lucifer

I see these two as frenemies more than anything.

They have mutual respect for each other, as they're both the most responsible out of their respective groups.

Taehee, however, is not keen on Lucifer's punishments towards his brothers.

I mean Mammon just stole some money, that doesn't warrant him being hanged from the rafters.

Taehee is now trying to implement more empathetic punishments towards the boys (whether they be demon, fox, or goblin) and help them to overcome their mistakes instead of just beating them up for them.

Lucifer's pride takes a massive hit whenever Taehee steps on his toes like that, but at the end of the day, Lucifer does care for his brothers. If Taehee brings actual improvements to them, he won't complain.

Even if they dislike each other a bit, they need to stick by each other in order to retain their sanity, as these two crazy households can be a bit much, especially when put together.

Taehee & Barbatos

Our chefs 🥺

Taehee admits he could learn a thing or two from Barbatos cooking-wise.

Taehee always tries to add medicinal herbs to his dishes. While he's coming from a well-meaning place, the dishes often don't turn out the best.

Barbatos teaches him how to still use these herbs in dishes while making them taste good.

Taehee, Barbatos, and Luke are often found in a kitchen together, preparing a nice meal while Asmo distracts Solomon and Belphie distracts Beel to keep them away.

Hansol & Beel

Beel's earnesty reminds Hansol of Biho, so he has the undeniable urge to protect Beel.

Beel may be at least a hundred pounds of pure muscle heavier than Hansol, be a good foot taller than him, and thousands of years older, but Hansol still insists on calling Beel a baby this very much annoys Belphie

Beel, like Biho, doesn't mind, and he even finds Hansol endearing.

Plus, Hansol can call Biho whatever he wants as long as he keeps sharing those yummy human world chocolates with him.

Hansol & Luke

Luke reminds Hansol of his own little brother.

He's a short, golden-haired boy with a passion for art cooking is an art, okay

Hansol feels terrible for how he treated his own little brother, so, subconsciously, he sees Luke as a way to atone for his sins.

Everything he did wrong with his brother, he tries to do right with Luke.

Hansol praises Luke for his cooking abilities and gives Luke all the attention he wants.

Even though Luke outwardly scoffs when Hansol calls him a baby, he secretly sees Hansol as a big brother.

Biho & Satan

Just a couple of book worms being nerds together.

They have a little book club and they want you to join.

Biho is definitely teaching Satan calligraphy.

While Satans anger can be a bit overwhelming to Biho, Biho's calming presence actually does wonders with Satan.

Beel doesn't understand how Satan can be so mean to his own brothers, sometimes especially Lucifer.

Will show his seldom seen anger if Satan and the A-LL ever pull a prank on Taehee, because Biho loves Taehee.

But, thanks to Biho's good nature, Satan tones down on the pranks even against Lucifer, much to everyone's surprise.

Biho & Beel

Like mentioned in Hansol's, Biho and Beel are both very earnest, kind, family-loving boys, so Beel and Biho would 100% get along.

Plus, redheads unite

In the same way Beel reminds Hansol of Biho, Biho reminds Beel of Belphie.

Biho is still a young goblin and despite the Devildom's lack of sunshine, he still finds himself falling asleep during the day.

Beel will carry a sleeping Biho up to his room every time he falls asleep in some weird place.

Beel, Belphie, and Biho the b-boy trio if you will are often found napping in a big cuddle pile together, bonus points if you join.

Honorable mentions

Yooha & Mammon, models unite.

Yooha and Diavolo, if Yooha can't gain power through the gods, he might as well gain it through the demon prince himself. Diavolo humors him.

Taehee & Solomon, Taehee will try to teach Solomon to cook, it never ends well.

Hansol & Mammon, will be boastful about themselves together.

Hansol & Simeon, Co-parent Luke

Hansol & Levi, gaming buddies

Biho & Belphie, napping buddies.

[devildamn]

You plan on making poly headcanons? Id love to read them

Heck yee, I love poly ships >w< Tbh, the way I see it, even as a harem, there are some pretty distinct smaller groupings. A bunch of em…. Hmmm… I’ll make a list with my thoughts on each. Just plz keep in mind, for the MC ships, I’ll explain more the relationship between the named characters than with them because… MCS are just so varied, I cant account for everyone and how they’d be. And if I do bring em up, it’s based on what I like in my MCs lol <w< Or what I think would mesh the best.

-        Diavolo/Lucifer/Barbaratos: Yee I ship these council goons. Their friendship is so cute, especially how both Lucifer and Barbaratos have a soft spot and give in to Diavolo’s antics uwu Like, I swear, anytime one of them tells Diavolo no to something, the other will help enable him anyways. I’m a sucker for ‘touch starved/needy Diavolo’ too, so I like to imagine the three’s relationship starting as professional with the occasional moments of showing they care, but once they get closer and Diavolo confesses (particularly to Lucifer) about his insecurity in feeling alone, their level of touchy-feely-ness will gradually increase… behind closed doors that is. Barbaratos has no shame in his affections being public, he likes making Diavolo happy, but Lucifer is hesitant to make their relationship known. He’d rather keep up appearances, and Diavolo doesn’t want to ask too much of him, so this is their compromise.

-        Asmodeus/Solomon/MC: Ahahaha look v-v I am not much of an Asmo fan. But I can see his appeal, and I do like the Solomon/Asmodeus ship. That said, how their poly ship can work depends entirely on the MC (tho that’s a given with how different MCs can be lol). Asmodeus is sure to love having two powerful humans be in control of him, even flaunting it as a sort of status symbol. And he’d most definitely act like a brat. I don’t see Solomon as being one to give into Asmo as much as he’d want someone to, so I can imagine this scenario being common, lol:

Asmo going to Solomon for whatever reason. Solomon is busy/distracted and keeps brushing off Asmo’s attempts to get his attention. Asmo gets HUFFY and storms to MC to demand attention from them instead.

Basically, MC would have to bear the brunt of Asmo’s needs lol. Solomon won’t always be so obtuse, but he’s just not as inclined to emotional stuff.

-        Solomon/Simeon/Luke: Love their dynamic. Just friends looking out for each other <3 I can especially imagine them in domestic situations. Their dissing Solomon’s cooking? Solomon’s and Simeon’s shared custody of keeping Luke from trouble? <3 <3 <3 Bonus, heres a scenario I like:

Luke being a ‘helicopter parent’ to Solomon’s annoyance when he gets super into a project. Bringing him snacks, tidying up his workspace, sending him texts to remind him of stuff he needs to do. All the while scolding him for not taking better care of himself, but secretly feeling happy that he is needed. Simeon helps take care of Solomon too, but not to the extent that Luke does. He’s better at watching from the sidelines, amused at Luke hauling a semi-conscious Solomon from bed to get a proper breakfast.

-        Belphegor/Beelzebub/MC: >-> Here’s a bit of a rant. It’s no secret I hate Belphie. No hate to Belphie lovers, y’all are great and free to love who you love, my gripe is just with how little the story did to redeem him to us. Anyways, my hate for him extended so much that it affected my love for Beel too ;o; See, before his return, I LOVED Beel. He was cutting it close with Mammon in being my favorite. He’s such a wholesome boi full of love for his family <3 But with Belphie’s return… loving Beel and hating Belph is just not good for him.It’d never work. They are a package deal. The closest of the brothers. Of course all your time with Beel or Belph would be spent with the other as well. Even Belph tells you that in his dream scenario, he’d run away with you and Beel and live happily together. They are already set on loving one person together, that’s just how it is -w-“

-        Lucifer/Mammon/MC: Mammon is Lucifer’s favorite brother. In particular, people note that he finds Mammon to be cute. Weeeeeellllllllllll, here’s a bit of tmi for my take on my MC, the reason they dislike Lucifer is because his personality is a bit like theirs too, with some key differences. And of course, that being the case…. Mammon is their favorite too. So, the way I see this is, both Lucifer and MC sharing Mammon. Lucifer scolds him, MC comforts and enables him, Lucifer tries but can’t stop MC, and the song and dance continues. <3

-        Leviathan/MC/Mammon: Listen, the beef these two had is the first thing you’re thrown into and I find it hilarious in retrospect. Levi does not like you, and only approaches you to use you to get back at Mammon. This makes Mammon the first to form a contract with you, and later, become your first genuine friend out of the brothers. The first to care uwu Then, WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE and Levi has grown to like you, his dialogue about you preferring Mammon? “Is it because he was your first?” Motherfucker, you could’ve been the first if you weren’t so up your ass in calling me ‘Normie Trash’ X,D Jealous shit. But it’s cute in a way. His rivalry with Mammon, their bickering. Both vying for MC’s attention, calling out each other’s bs, later having moments of defending the other when shit gets too far or others attack em, it’s entertaining to me.

-        Asmodeus/MC/Beelzebub: I’ll keep this one short. I can see this solely because Asmo has, on multiple occasions, spoken of his interest in Beel. To be FAIR, Asmo would form a polyship with ANY of his brothers, lol, just typing this one in particular for that reason.

-        Beelzebub/MC/Luke: Absolutely wholesome. Adorable. I feel that out of all the brothers, Luke has the best relationship with Beel. I’d love to see them interact more -w- (I am on Lesson 29). As it stands, I’m jumping into headcannon territory straight up lol:

MC and Luke get close first. Luke is the first person to have reached out to MC with good intentions (which compared to the brother’s hostile initial meetings, is a HUGE relief), and since MC respects and does not tease Luke, he attaches to them like a puppy. Beel and them grow close too with the reveal of the family history, and Beel generally feeling at ease with both people. Can you picture Beel feeling drowsy, draped over Luke as he studies and finding the scent of baked goods and vanilla coming from him comforting? Cuz I can -/w/- Hella cute. Luke IS pushy, and Beel finds it annoying at times. They’d have arguments, and initially, Beel would subconsciously make Luke feel threatened with his size and temper, but with the help of MC interfering, he’d be more mindful of it in the future. With the curbing of Beel’s temper, Luke would also learn to feel more comfortable around him, and ALSO with MC’s interference, he’d be more mindful of his nagging nature. All in all, their arguments would lead to them feeling huffy the next day and giving the other the silent treatment… but then after a while, Luke would bake too much of something and aaah, he GUESSES Beel could have some since it just so happens to be his FAVORITE… and they’d be back to snuggling. Bleeh.

Aight, so that was the list <3 I’m open to others, and if you’d like any more specifics on any you are free to send me more asks! Just that these were the ones I could think of immediately and distinctly. To be fair, MC could be added to any of the ships I have without em, but as stated before, it’s hard to characterize MC as anything other than what I like uwu So I’ll refrain from doing so unless it’s specified as such. My MC, Boo <3 Thank you for the ask!

[your-one-true-prince]

Hi. Um, I don't know if you take requests or not but I was hoping I could ask you what breed of dog you headcanon each of the Obey Me brothers as? If you don't want to answer you can ignore this!

This is such a cute ask omg. I'm such a dog lover so this is actually a really fun thing to think about. Just imagining MC owning these seven dogs is adorable.

Lucifer: Belgian Sheepdog

The Belgian Sheepdog is a herding breed of dog--perfect for rounding up his little brothers. They can also be extremely protective over their family

Belgian Sheepdogs are incredibly intelligent. Naturally Lucifer needs an intelligent breed to fit him

Lucifer is definitely a workaholic. And these dogs are known to go a little stir crazy if they don't have stimulation. Because of this, they're often given work.

Belgian Sheepdogs are easy to train. They follow orders well and are very attentive to their owners. Quite similar to how willing Lucifer is to follow Diavolo's orders

Plus, a lot of them have black coats but that's just a nice bonus

Mammon: Otterhound

Otterhounds are considered a noisier and energetic breed of dog. They can be very vocal and rowdy. We all know Mammon likes to run around causing trouble, much to Lucifer's disapproval, so I feel like a boisterous dog suits him

They're also known to be easily distracted by things that interest them. It's typically a smell or prey of some kind, but I like the idea of being able to get dog Mammon's attention by waving something expensive looking around

They're stubborn. They don't like being trained. Punishment isn't usually effective with them

Otterhounds are known thieves. They are continually caught sniffing through drawers and cabinets.

Leviathan: Lhasa Apso

Okay hear me out

Lhasa Apsos are very bad with strangers. They prefer to keep to themselves and the people they know. Just like our favorite otaku

Lhasa Apsos are very playful. This may seem like a strange trait to pick for a Levi dog, but he can't exactly play video games all day as a dog. So I like to think he'd be using chewtoys instead.

Lhasa Apsos are known to try and please themselves before pleasing their family members. They won't want to go out of their way to please their owners. Despite this, they still get jealous very easily when it comes to their owners [or their MC ;)]

They don't do well in social situations. For most of them, things like dog parks are a no-go

Satan: Dalmatian

Dalmations are extremely intelligent dogs. They're good at social cues and are known to be generally very smart

That being said, they're also stubborn. They're not easy to train. They will often try to take charge or blatantly ignore their owners to do whatever they feel is best. They don't respond to punishment either. Sounds a lot like why Lucifer has trouble with Satan, hm?

Dalmatians can be known to be very aggressive dogs. They are also rather destructive when left to their own devices. As someone who works in vet medicine, I've seen many dalmatians that will bite at their owners when they get frustrated. Seems to fit the avatar of wrath

Asmodeus: Japanese Chin

You know I had to make him a toy breed

The Japanese Chin is known to be a dainty, elegant dog. It's often used in shows or competitions. They have a long, silly coat that needs at least weekly brushing. A beauty dog is perfect for Asmo

Japanese Chins are also very attention fueled. They're very social and they love being the center of attention. They can get frustrated if they're not the ones receiving attention.

They also are known to get easily bored. They do well in fast paced environments and louder households. Considering Asmo often goes clubbing, I feel like this description would fit him too.

They greatly dislike being away from their owners. They want to be around the ones they love all the time. We see Asmo often whine about not being with MC more, so this separation anxiety seems fitting

Beelzebub: Bernese Mountain Dog

Generally speaking, these dogs are huge. They're working dogs and were bred to pull carts, making them strong and dependable. Much like Beel, our gentle giant

Bernese Mountain Dogs are loyal, affectionate, and eager to please. They're known for being one of the more gentle breeds and are very friendly. They love their family and can be very protective over them.

These dogs are very athletic. They can be entered into competitions or events. Just like Beel, an athlete, these dogs require a lot of exercise and enjoy running around and playing outside

Because of their size, these dogs eat a lot. They can eat you out of house and home. And they adore treats. They're very food motivated learners. Perfect for the avatar of gluttony

Belphegor: Chow Chow

More fluff = better pillow

Chow Chows are one of the more laid-back breeds. They don't need much exercise and are relatively lazy dogs. Being low energy, they're great for the avatar of sloth

Chow Chows are fiercely loyal to the ones they care about. They have a tendency to bond with one or two people very strongly. We've all seen how loyal Belphie is too Beel. The Chow Chow enjoys spending time with the ones it loves and can be rather destructive when separated from them

[Spoilers for season 1/lesson 16] Chow Chows can be an aggressive breed. They're not fond of strangers and are known to be less tolerant. Seeing as Belphie literally murders MC, I feel like this is fitting

Chow Chows can be difficult to train. They don't respond to punishment and will often start to detest anyone who punishes them. Sounds very familiar to how Belphie reacts to Lucifer's punishments

[emmys-grimoire]

Lesson 47 - Cursed Karaoke

Filler be filler yo

Took me a bit longer to get around to this one because I’m easily distracted and there’s not much to say beyond the summary other blogs probably already covered! There’s not much movement in the plot or lore.

When we get back to the manor we find out Diavolo is “missing” and Lucifer is freaking out. The brothers theorize that he might still be upset that he was forgotten back in Levi’s RPG world, but it turns out that Barbatos was under the weather and sneezed when he was trying to pull Diavolo through one of his portals, so he might be have been tossed through time and space accidentally!

Levi isn’t super enthused about Diavolo visiting and isn’t super interested in finding him. He complains that Diavolo is a serious demon and he finds it difficult to hang out around him. I’m... not sure where he gets that impression, tbh. Diavolo is serious about serious things but dislikes how others walk on eggshells around him, and I don’t find him very judgey at all lmao

We discover that Levi has a new friend named “Crowe” which is actually this world’s equivalent of Alexa/Siri. MC tells Levi and the brothers repeatedly that it’s not an actual sentient creature but a device, but they don’t really listen, and Levi in particular is resistant to the idea that his new friend isn’t real.

Eventually we get to track down Diavolo’s location and find in him a karaoke room. Only it’s a cursed karaoke room that MC and the brothers are trapped in until they can get a perfect score on a song they choose. If they fall short, they get flung into a “punishment room”.

Diavolo, predictably, is having much more fun than everyone else.

It turns out the same company responsible for the creation and design of the D.D.D’s is also responsible for “Crowe”. Crowe is the gamemaster. Diavolo, evidently, has a vested interest in the company.

One by one the brothers take their shots. Crowe messes them up with predictable distractions.

They do reveal how the brothers rank in singing, though!

Asmo > Mammon > Satan >= Beel x Belphie (when together) > Levi/Lucifer (I suspect it’ll end up being Levi > Lucy, and Levi might be better than Beel/Belphie when they’re separate)

Unfortunately we don’t get to find out where Diavolo falls because Lucifer forbids it when he volunteers.

It IS interesting that there is a line that Lucifer is unwilling to cross if what Diavolo wants is not necessarily in his best interest. He isn’t an enabler. It is also funny how Diavolo pouts and whines when he’s denied something lol. Apparently it’s not beneath him to try to guilt trip, either.

You can ask Lucifer if he’s afraid of how Barbatos may react if they let Diavolo go through with it, and Lucifer doesn’t deny it. Barbatos is more or less Diavolo’s babysitter, I guess.

Throughout all of this Levi is obnoxiously negative and self-deprecating, as he is wont to be. It is clear he has some experience with karaoke and isn’t horrendous, but we can’t convince him that he isn’t yet. This is clearly meant to be a character arc that revolves around him working up the courage to believe in himself, save everyone and be comfortable around Diavolo.

Part 2 of this saga is the next lesson. We’re left with Diavolo, Levi, and Lucifer.

If you’re curious about the boss fight...

It’s more of the same shit.

My guess is Lucifer will go next, turn out to be hilariously awful (or at least I hope so because it’s rare when the game depicts him as bad at anything), and MC will finally convince Levi to step up. Then we get to discover what the hell is going on in the “punishment room”.

[danieyells]

Messy mutterings about Chapter 55 spoilers with a small angst warning, copypasted from discord with little cleaning and edits lol

I'm imagining Raphael sent Luke away so he wouldn't interfere with him killing/fighting Michael and Simeon went along with the idea and is in the human world too so Luke's not, y'know, on his own in a strange new world and to reduce Luke's suspicion and all. But as Michael and Raphael are fighting or whatever Luke somehow learns what's going on/realizes why things are off and rushes home to try and stop it.

He tries to get between Raphael and Michael(perhaps his back, Raph perhaps striking while Michael is lost in thought missing the brothers, spaced out, staring at the wall where their portraits were) and is struck violently by Raphael's spear instead. Simeon, ofc, followed him home to try and protect him but is too late because of Luke's own determination to protect Michael bonus if he grows a little in this scene--just magically, because his current smol form is too weak to help surely but if he were a little bigger, a little stronger, maybe he could make it in time--!! and Luke is impaled.

He doesn't die but none of the three wanted Luke hurt in this confrontation--Michael is angry at Raph for attacking/being violent in the first place, Raph is mad at Simeon for failing to restrain Luke, and Simeon is like is now really the time for this because hello Luke is hurt.

Angels are made of strong stuff, he's not gonna die but he'll be in a bad spot if they don't get him to an angel who specializes in healing. I've elected this to be Uriel for now although I've been told that Raphael is generally percieved as the angel of healing--but with OM canon his reputation sonfar is so hostile I'm gonna say that may not be the case. Michael (or Raph) can stave things off for a bit but he's not healing specialized either--they're all Archangels and Seraphs but their fields are elsewhere, mostly combat.

(Luke tries to assure that he's fine and attempts to remove the spear. They don't allow this because the spear is, of course, keeping most of his blood in at the moment.)

They can't fly him to someone because it'd be bumpier so they have to carry him or call/run/send for help--so other angels do learn what's going on and speculation begins. Luke is hospitalized and Raph and Michael and Simeon stay with him while he sleeps, kinda tensely, not really ready to talk out whatever happened. But before he passed out Luke tried to tell Raphael not to fight/kill Michael, to talk to him instead. He wanted to tell him to talk to the demons/humans too, they're not as bad as they think(he and Raph are very likeminded so he thinks 'maybe Raphael will listen to me since I'm starting to see that I was a little wrong maybe') but he couldn't get it out.

Simeon messages the demons, Solomon, and MC and says he won't be returning to the human world/devildom for a bit because Luke was hurt in the CR. Mammon, having had recently gotten attached to Luke, is stunned and angry and anxious and wants to know what happened. Simeon isn't ready to tell them yet, and Mammon demands Barb make a portal to the CR for him to check on Luke--surely Barb is also worried because he cares for Luke too!

Diavolo says they're not allowed to go and Barb agrees(he felt as much before Diavolo said anything too.) Simeon agrees because there's some unrest now and speculation and with an exchange student angel having had been injured by a notoriously demon-skeptical Archangel some angels are worried the demons may be involved in this somehow and if demons suddenly showed up it'd make things worse. Mammon curses his helplessness because his new little brother minion is hurt and he can't even check on him. Simeon feels helpless too--he's an archangel, a Seraph, but he can't help Luke either.

I imagine MC then offers to visit instead--they may be a powerful sorcerer now but they're still just a sheep human with an inhuman aura right? They wouldn't be as concerning for the general populace. After some consideration the demons and Solomon agree this would be okay, as does Michael and Simeon [and Raph maybe] but they say to wait a few hours/a day or two before doing so, just to allow some cooldown/recovery in the CR.

(In the meantime Mammon reviews one of Luke's recent text chains to him where he's baking something. He tries to copy all the steps and instructions and clumsily makes some cupcakes. They're ugly and Mammon isn't known for his stellar cooking, but they kinda relieve him a bit and Beel says they taste alright, so Mammon asks MC to bring them to the CR for Luke for him--there's enough for Michael too since he's probably going through a hard time. It's not like he cares or anything!! He's just building up credit! They'll owe him with interest when this is all said and done!!!)

Idk what'd happen afterwards--it's probably the first time MC meets Raph so it's not under the best circumstances and he definitely wouldn't trust sweets from a demon. And even if he was gonna fight/kill Michael he doesn't trust that Mammon would give him anything safe and instinctively would tell Michael not to touch them, let alone Luke if he's awake to do so. So it's not like he hates Michael, he just. Things need to change and he tried to incite it the only way he knows how--or, rather, the most effective way, given how quickly things changed after the Rebellion. A spear to the throat makes anyone listen. A rebellion is what made Michael change, so maybe it will help him go back to normal too.

(Maybe Luke is awake enough to hear them talking about these things and weakly asks if Raph is going to be exciled over this--the first thing he says since passing out. They're surprised because. He got injured trying to protect Michael but he's still trying to protect Raphael, Michael's assailant? But Luke understands how Raphael feels because he feels the exact same way--or he used to. He didn't trust demons or humans or sorcerers or the exchange program, he didn't think they should get along at all. And he saw how sad Michael was without the brothers and hated them for that too--and Raph feels the same way, right?

Angels are all family. Raphael, Michael, Luke, Simeon, even when they disagree, when their views don't align due to time and perspectives and experiences and ages and positions, they're all brothers. And Lucifer and them were their family too. Even if they disliked them or how they behaved, even if they resent their rebellion and its effects they were still family and they loved and cared about them.

And Raphael doesn't want to see Michael hurting anymore either--certainly not over people who don't care anymore, certainly not over people who turned on them and Father, who must hate them as well. . .but he's been with the brothers for over a year now. Maybe two or three at this point. And he may have only learned it recently but. . .they haven't forgotten. They probably don't hate them. And the demons, the humans, even those unfaithful and the practitioners of dark magic, the fallen, they're not as bad as they thought. They're not necessarily their enemies. Raphael doesn't know it like Luke does because he's never left the CR aside for war and maybe visiting the human world briefly too, right? But if he'd consider things differently, if he's allowed a chance to learn, Luke himself promises Michael, promises Father who's surely watching as he always is, that he'll understand. Raph made a rash decision albeit after many many years of consideration-- but it was out of ignorance, so please forgive him and give him another chance and don't excile him? On top of that he needs a chance to learn and do better--imagine how he'd feel, being turned into something he hates or fears? It will help him learn, sure, but it also may only make him feel worse or make him do something more rash or result in another Fall if he has supporters.

Raphael doesn't hate Michael--he just wants things to be different. Perhaps to go back to normal. And he doesn't want Michael to mope over the loss of the seven brothers and Lilith anymore either.

And maybe in this time, since they'd have to decide what to do about Raph, Michael requested Diavolo come over too--y'know, in case Raph is exciled, they'd want Diavolo's approval and reassurance to keep an eye on him too. So maybe he or Barb, as they arrive in the room, would approve of Luke's appeal--ask what Michael and Simeon And Raph and MC think. They could always bring him in as an exchange student too! 😘 That worked for Luke!

Ultimately Raph probably wouldn't be exciled/become a Fallen but be given another chance. Maybe he's stripped of his title temporarily, until he's sufficiently deemed to learn about demons, angels, their history together, culture, whether or not they can get along, etc--so he's bitter, but thankful. And Michael understands that perhaps he's been allowing how much he misses the brothers and Lilith to cloud him and maybe it's time to move on and make changes to the Celestial Realm again after all this time. Bonus points if the bros came along and he was too distracted to sense them--someone's like "oh you're moving on? So we came here for no reason after all?" and ofc he's happy to see them again and gets to hang out with them again for a while before getting to say a goodbye with more closure. And he hangs off of Lucifer's neck the whole time they're there lol he and Dia bond over being Lucifer fanboys too.

Luke's okay in the end--a little worse for wear because being stabbed by Raphael is Not A Small Ordeal but he's okay and he shows a little more maturity. But he's also still same old Luke who will happily point out how awful demons are and use it as an excuse for distrust/fear--but he's more mindful of it now because he feels like he needs to set a good example for Raph lmao.)

[aromantic-misguide-to-romance]

Colour Party Nightmare - short review of the Devilgrams

Since the event Nightmare is about to end soon, I decided to make short reviews - I hope it'll help someone decide whether or not to spend the DV on the last day.

Devilgrams: Lucifer's Colour Night, Concealed in Colour, Romance for You!

The three Devilgrams are connected - Diavolo throws a colour party for the brothers and each story presents the same party, from each character's point of view as MC accompanies him.

Lucifer's and Diavolo's stories are somewhat more connected as Diavolo's Devilgram gets even much more depth when read after Lucifer's grumbling.

Concealed in Colour

This Devilgram shows how the party happened "behind the scenes" - MC helps Diavolo with the idea and invitations, so this one is least focused on the party itself.

While the planning part isn't particularly captivating, some of Barbatos's comments lampshade certain traits of Diavolo. The most interesting moments are though during the party - and leave a wonderfully bittersweet feeling.

The Devilgram isn't angsty but the not very fortunate implications that are mentioned about Diavolo's status and freedom make the happy, fun moments more meaningful and satisfying to read and participate in.

Despite the slightly boring beginning, my general impression is that I learnt something new about Diavolo in this Devilgram and that the story was well thought on emotional level.

Choices: a choice affects the ending, but mostly they just set how MC behaves and don't cause any branching of the plot. The options are really different, so you're not choosing from 2 almost identical options, some of the reactions are fun and worth going through the episode multiple times to unlock them.

Music: fits the mood and doesn't distract. The club has various pieces to dance to and a slow song. Generally fitting and well-chosen.

Lucifer's Colour Night

Invitation and the party from Lucifer's grumpy point of view. It's a Devilgram that shows Lucifer out of his element, he's not enjoying the party and it's crystal clear that he wants to be anywhere but there, but MC tries to help him enjoy the time.

Mammon and Asmodeus make an appearance multiple times as well, adding some fun interactions with both MC and Lucifer - it creates a better setting to fully show him in the situation he's in! These interactions can be cut short with choices, but in my opinion their presence lets us see Lucifer from more angles and the scenes don't steal his spotlight.

Choices: it's worth it to check each option. Some of them unlock further choices and new miniscenes, some just change the few following lines. But even so, the change is big enough to unlock fun dialogue. The scenes are often hilarious, sometimes the plot branches thanks to a choice, a choice determines the ending as well.

It's a rare chance to see Lucifer in a slightly less awesome version.

Note though: MC's behaviour might be off-putting as they're pushy when he clearly doesn't want to join at all and doesn't like that he's being dragged into it.

Music: fits the setting and the mood. The music in the club changes too and considering Lucifer's likes and dislikes in music, it makes his displeasure understandable, but also hilarious considering he's annoyed at the Pride Stage music.

Romance for You!

Comedic footage of Satan doing embarrassing stuff at the party because he doesn't know how to process the party.

It's hilarious, fun and can give you a healthy dose of secondhand embarrassment.

However, it doesn't have a plot and shows Satan in just one (funny) situation. Quite a fun read but doesn't add ant depth to his character and he seems quite OOC there anyway.

There isn't really much interaction between Satan and MC - he just practices with Levi and then runs off alone to the dance floor. Nothing would change if MC wasn't there for the most part. Yes, they talk, yes, the ending has a romantic choice, but MC is just a bystander there. It rather feels like a Memory card Devilgram.

I'd say it's the weakest of the three Devilgrams.

Choices: they generally don't matter much. Satan just reacts to whatever MC says/does, aside from the ending of the Devilgram it doesn't unlock any interesting scenes/conversations.

Music: fitting. Comedic moment has comedic music, club has music that it should have, romantic moment has slow music.

Warning: albeit the Devilgram doesn't have flickering lights, it does have shaking sprites. If you're sensitive (like I am) and get dizzy from that, be careful with this one.

In conclusion: URs are good stories, offer some interesting aspects of the character and let the player spend the time with the guy. SSR is funny but offers nothing more.

[leviathanswingman]

love is a losing game, chapter 6: overruled pride

Lucifer was standing in front of the mirror, smoothing over every last wrinkle in his clothes. Today, he had made a conscious attempt at altering his appearance. Rather reluctantly, he had opted for a skintight, wine red turtleneck instead of one of his stiff dress shirt.

It was the easiest solution to his problem, considering the sigil that was becoming ever more noticeable by the minute sat right in the middle of his neck. His other options would have been to either us concealer, which seemed like too much of a hassle, or wear bandages around his neck the entire day. And that, he was not willing to put up with.

Additionally, it would be far too obvious that something was up if all of a sudden, Lucifer started to wear medical grade bandages when out in the open when nothing was supposed to be wrong with him. Most certainly, that was not a fashion statement he would ever make with a clear mind. Perhaps Mammon would be foolish enough to think a simple bandage would be enough to cover up the physical representation of one of the bigger failures of his life, but Lucifer was smarter than that.

The bright orange pill bottle was sitting on his dresser, staring Lucifer down mockingly as if to say: See? This is what you get for letting loose, this is what you get for stepping out of your comfort zone. Lucifer refused the sudden urge to grab it and throw it against the wall, taking satisfaction in the way the plastic container chipped into pieces and the suppressants spilled all over the floor. Before he could follow his silent threat with actions, there was a sudden sharp knock on his door. Just so the unexpected guest could have even the slightest of chances of walking in on Lucifer having a stare down with a pill bottle with his own damn name on it, he crammed it into the upper drawer of his dresser and slammed it shut.

„Yes, come in,“ he said loud enough for the guest to hear as soon as he was done.

The door opened and Barbatos entered the room with fierce yet quiet steps, the heels of his shoes clacking softly on the marbled floor. „Thank you, Lucifer.“

Although Lucifer hadn't expected to meet Barbatos today, he found himself fundamentally unsurprised. Sooner or later he would have expected him to come see him anyway. Admittedly, he would have preferred to have a face to face with Barbatos rather later than sooner, but there was nothing for him to do about that now. All he could do was get this approaching awkward conversation over with.

Without waiting for Barbatos to to state his business, Lucifer dropped all pretence as he faced Diavolo's trusted butler. „I assume my doctor has contacted you about the medication?“ he asked, though in all honesty it was more of a statement than an inquiry.

In certain cases it was policy for doctors to relay any changes in medication to the patient's superior. This whole system had been set in place to reduce certain accidents happening due to some medication's side effects and the effect they could possibly have on other demons. Suppressants belonged right in that category since - how many other magic infused medications - they were known to sometimes trigger bad reactions in other demons. All in all, Lucifer had known what to expect.

Barbatos nodded his head. „She has.“

„Am I right in assuming that you were already aware of it?“

„You are correct in that assumption, indeed.“

Lucifer sighed as he walked over to his dresser and took the pill bottle out of the drawer, putting it down on the desk in front of Barbatos without saying anything.

Barbatos picked up the pill bottle and inspected it closer. His lips moved in silence as he scanned the list of ingredients, mouthing the words without saying them as he was reading. After he was done he handed the pill bottle over to Lucifer again. „I do not think these are going to cause any irreversible problems. You have started taking them already, I presume.“

Lucifer took the pill bottle and turned it over in his hand. „ Yes, I already took one,“ he replied and screwed the lid open. He took out another one of the tiny little pills and swallowed it dry. „As you can see I am indeed taking them. There is no need to watch me like a hawk.“

Barbatos mustered Lucifer with that all-knowing yet unreadable gaze of his. „I don't doubt that. Still, that leaves one quandary.“ Taking one step closer towards Lucifer, Barbatos considered his colleague and friend for a second. „When will you tell Lord Diavolo?“

This was the exact question Lucifer had dreaded the most. Even after hours of staring at the ceiling as he was lying on his bed, Lucifer had not managed to come up with an answer to that one question he knew would inevitably come up. After all, he had no intentions whatsoever of telling Diavolo about what had happened that night.

Having to pass Diavolo in the hallway and feeling the tense energy between them was bad enough. It was uncomfortable, but Lucifer could handle it. However having to confess to Diavolo, his superior, one of his oldest friends, that he had formed a mating bond with him during a one night stand, of all things, was right out of the question.

Lucifer knew his feelings were out of place, so he refused to verbalize them. If he did, that would make them undeniably real.

Barbatos noted the silence and interpreted it accordingly. He wished he could show Lucifer all of the possible futures he had seen based on him confessing his truth. Alas, he could not do that.

Also, wouldn't that take the fun out of all of this?

Barbatos highly disliked seeing both of his friends, Diavolo and Lucifer, in such turmoil caused by both of their stubbornness, yet he also knew it was not his place to intrude. They had to figure it out themselves. All he could do was push their limits bit by bit and rely on the fact that even though both of them were quite difficult in their own ways, fated lovers generally found themselves one way or another.

He took note of Lucifer's attire and smiled a little. For someone like him, who recognized most changes in patterns as ways of distraction, no matter if to deflect or strengthen truths, it was quite clear Lucifer was attempting to hide a certain fact that he didn't feel quite comfortable with. So, Barbatos concluded, the change in fashion was definitely related to Lucifer's newborn bond to Lord Diavolo.

„Your sigil?“

As predicted, Lucifer pulled down the collar of his turtleneck and right there, at the base of Lucifer's neck, now exposed, was the sigil, that undeniable proof of their bond, made up of broad strokes and timid lines, still infantile in its newborn nature.

„It is quite breathtaking,“ Barbatos mentioned and Lucifer quickly pulled the collar up again.

„A nuisance is what it is. It shouldn't even be there in the first place,“ Lucifer spat out, the conflicted tone to his voice far too apparent.

„I am certain Doctor Naamah has explained to you that you are not allowed to take these medications for longer than a month, yes? So I would be enlightened to hear your plan of action.“

Although talking about his on-sided mating bond was about the last thing Lucifer wanted to do, he found a certain calamity in knowing the one person to bring it up was Barbatos. Although the demon loved to push Lucifer's boundaries in his own certain way, Lucifer could be sure that Barbatos would keep quiet about it unless he absolutely had to talk about it.

„I will use this month to figure out what to do about this. As you probably have figured out already, I would rather not tell Diavolo. We need him to focus on his duties. Knowing that he is the reason for my,“ Lucifer cleared his throat and averted his gaze for a moment. „Ailment, as one would call it, would prove to be counter productive. I shall find a way to get rid of all of this before it turns into a problem for him,“ Lucifer stated ever so profusely.

Barbatos struggled with the urge to interfere and simply resigned himself to nod with an unreadable expression on his face. Diavolo is not the only demon we should be worried about, he wanted to say, but bit his tongue instead.

He could tell Lucifer was ready to carry this burden all by himself, especially because he had gotten affirmation from Doctor Naamah that in the end, he was going to be the sole demon negatively impacted by the sigil.

Even though Barbatos felt the unmistakable need to interfere, he was too aware of the fact that in the end, there was no demon except for him who was aware of how important it was to hold back when it was needed, even if the people most affected by it were two of his closest friends.

“I am going to be frank with you, Lucifer,” Barbatos started. “Although you are akin to a brother for me, I struggle to believe in your words. I am not calling you a liar, I am attempting to tell you that you are trying to deceive yourself. What would be the worst outcome if you told Lord Diavolo about what had happened? I believe you are aware of the fact that he is quite enamoured with you.”

Lucifer turned the pill bottle over and over in his hand, focusing on the way his name on the label disappeared and reappeared as he turned the bottle over and over before finally setting it down on his mahogany desk again.

“The worst outcome is him knowing that in the end, I have failed my duties. As you know, I promised him my loyalty when he showed mercy and saved Lilith. I have promised to be his loyal right-hand man ever since. Now, I find myself conflicted in-between my duties and my desires.”

When have I become so daring that I thought I could deserve Diavolo's benevolence, although I am not much more than his devoted servant?

When had Lucifer become weak enough, unable to resist lingering glances and warm touches? He was supposed to be above all that. He was supposed to be able to restrain himself and act as Diavolo's diligent right-hand man, immune to all the allures the world had to offer, but apparently, when it was about Diavolo Lucifer had no choice but to give in. He found himself a slave to Diavolo's advances, no matter how much they would hurt them in the end. There was no saying no to those mesmerizing golden eyes.

Barbatos cleared his throat and snapped Lucifer out of his thoughts by doing so. “Duties and desires do not necessarily have to end up in conflict, Lucifer. As much as I am Lord Diavolo's servant I am also your friend. I refuse to see neither of you in pain, no matter how hard you refuse to see the truth.”

A slight pained smile ghosted over Lucifer's face. “I appreciate the concern, but not even your words won't redirect my thoughts. Diavolo's actions have shown me the truth within his intentions without much needed words. This is the way it happened to be, and I refuse to complain about it. I am neither a victim nor a survivor, I have been dismissed after having revealed too much when I should have kept quiet instead. Diavolo did nothing wrong. I was the one who allowed things to go too far.”

Barbatos looked at Lucifer with the slightest bit of pity in his eyes. There was nothing left for him to do here.

He gestured towards the pill bottle one last time. “As your friend, I am asking you to stick to the one month period, Lucifer. The both of us are quite aware of the consequences that shall ensue if you do not intend on sticking to the time frame.”

Lucifer mustered Barbatos one last time. Although he had no intentions of telling Diavolo what had happened, Lucifer also had no intentions of lying to Barbatos. After all, through the years the butler had become a strange, yet good friend.

He shook hands with Barbatos. “Thank you for your concern,” he said with a firm tone of voice. But I simply cannot explain to Diavolo what has occurred that night. He does not deserve the burden of having to carry another's unrequited love when he is destined for means bigger than the both of us . For his good, I shall stay quiet and still. My silence on this specific topic is the one thing that shall never disgrace him.

So Lucifer bid farewell to Barbatos and stayed quiet and still until he heard the door fall shut.

After all, he was a soldier who had sworn to dedicate his life to this war. As long as he ended up serving his purpose, he would be alright in the end. Even if “alright” meant an undeniable death. Whether it would be caused by war or love, he couldn't tell, but Lucifer knew that either way, he had the chance to die in an honourable way.

In the end, all he wanted was to fulfil his duty and allow his brothers to live a life far better than his own. It didn't matter if Lucifer got wounded in the process. He was their oldest brother and no matter what, he would gift them the ability to live a life more carefree than his.

He was Lucifer the Morning Star, the oldest brother of seven who could not allow himself to take what he wanted, because for once, his pride was overruled by his sense of loyalty. If he had to remain quiet and suffer in deafening silence for his brothers, his friends and Diavolo, then he would happily do so.

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5 , Chapter 7, Chapter 8,  Chapter 9, Chapter 10

[ythmir-writes]

may I request soft + lucifer?

fandom: Obey Me!

feat: Lucifer

no warnings!

A/N: and thank you for requesting him! my first Obey Me fic is for my bestest boi, so i am v happy ﾟ*｡(･∀･)ﾟ*｡

Soft

Lucifer entered the study and was not surprised to find Kita poring over their mountain of notes, muttering something under their breath. From the way their forefinger was repeatedly going over a line, it seemed they were intent to memorize a certain passage before turning the page.

He closed the door and kept his gaze on them as they continued to mutter, closing their eyes as their fingers began tapping on the table to help with some rhythm or other. Twice, they blew out a breath in frustration. And then they nearly swore, grabbed the book in both hands and looked for all intents and purposes, as if they were scolding it for being utterly confusing and hard to remember.

Lucifer nodded to himself. This was good.

He was pleased to see that Kita was taking the RAD midterms very seriously and he took satisfaction in knowing that they had taken his warnings of torture and hellfire, should they fail, to heart. Everyone should take his warnings to heart; it would save him all the trouble.

But as Kita carried on, Lucifer found that he was somewhat displeased all the same.

Kita had not noticed Lucifer enter study, nor did they turn their head to where he stood, continuing only to stare at the book in front of them.

Lucifer had half a mind to call out to them. How long had it been since they started studying now? Perhaps it would be best for them to pause and take a break?

But he hesitated, remaining by the door with Kita’s name and the words he wanted to say only half-formed on his tongue. Because reaching out would mean distracting Kita from what he had told them to do. He disliked the idea of pulling them away from what looked like a good flow in their work, and consequently opening himself to the possibility that he would be used as an excuse to discontinue any studying.

Besides, did he not himself disliked the idea of being interrupted whenever he was busy? Did he not go to great pains to make sure none of his brothers would make a mess when he needed to concentrate?

And yet.

It would seem that Lucifer disliked the idea of remaining unnoticed more.

So what exactly was he hesitating for? Surely, it was only a matter of calling Kita’s attention now, wasn’t it?

Lucifer took a deep breath, slightly unnerved that his thoughts would wander about before he could make a decision – but before he could even call to Kita, they had startled, turned their head, and looked at him.

“Oh, Lucifer.” Kita said, putting down the book. “I didn’t notice you there.”

“Yes.” Lucifer said, tone even, biting down the words you didn’t as he collected himself and ignored how now he was certain he very much disliked what he had just experienced and heard. But there was no sense in letting Kita know, much less any sense in allowing his mind to drag the issue further.

“I happened to pass by and saw the lights were open. You’re hard at work.”

“Yeah.” Kita repressed a sigh. “I’m in a bit of a rut, though. Hell has extensive history and I am trying very hard to memorize these names but it’s all just…” They trailed off, made a face that was almost one of distaste.

Lucifer waited for them to continue, using the silence to bridge the gap between them. When Kita only angled their head at him, Lucifer shook his in understanding.

“It bored you, didn’t it?”

“Not exactly…”

Lucifer almost snorted. “Trying to lie to a Demon, now?”

“Okay, fine.” Kita raised their hands. “But I was not bored, you know, exactly. I just felt it was all very monotonous.”

Lucifer quirked a brow.

Kita continued at his prompting. “I had thought that Hell’s rulers would have had more experiences that involved war and killing. You know, backstabbing and drama and mayhem! Instead, Hell’s history has been nothing but boring procedure and inheritance and deciding if a cousin or two could rule some lower province!”

“We are Demons.” Lucifer said. “Not uncultured savages.”

“I didn’t say that and you know I don’t mean it that way.” Kita rolled their eyes in mock exasperation, waved their hand at the book. “But this is all just so uninspiring and plain. If I wanted to know about Diavolo’s lineage and how much pedigree he has, I should be reading it from a very fancy and very elaborate Family Book. Not a book entitled History of Hell: In-depth Analysis of Important Historical Events.”

“That’s fair.” Lucifer chuckled. He’d had the same thoughts with the class then. “You better make extra effort then. I’ve heard that test is particularly tricky.”

Kita groaned into their hands.

“And you better not fail.” Lucifer reminded them.

“Sure. Your murderous pep talk last night at the House is a great motivator. Keeps replaying in my head how anything that will tarnish the name of the Great Lord Diavolo deserves only pain.” But Kita did not sound enthused.

“Punishment is the best motivator.”

Kita lifted their face from their hands. “Must it always be about punishment –”

“We are literally in Hell.”

“ – can’t I simply want to be a good exchange student and make you proud?”

Lucifer raised a brow and snipped away the tendrils of warmth that threatened to wrap around what little remained of his heart. He could not help but repeat what Kita had just said in disbelief. “You want me to be proud of you?”

“Humans can be very competitive!” Kita hurriedly added as they rubbed the back of their neck. An attempt, Lucifer noted, to hide the blush they usually had on that spot. “Can’t lose to Demons – even if they are the Lords of Hell – Luke won’t let me hear the end of it if I got less marks than Mammon or Asmo.”

Right. Right, of course. It would not have anything to do with him.

And yet.

And yet.

Lucifer nodded. “Then do your best to make sure the little chihuahua won’t have anything to bark about.”

Kita averted their gaze. “Right.”

Silence lingered between them; Kita looking down at their book, hands still on their neck, Lucifer still standing and not quite knowing how to carry on with the conversation.

He should go. He should leave Kita to their studies, as was his original intention. He shouldn’t take more time than he already did from their schedule and he shouldn’t say anything further that would only prove to be distractions for the two of them. Idle conversation that would most likely lead to nothing unproductive. Besides, they would need a lot of time memorizing all the names –

“Well, then –”

“Lucifer, look – ”

They started to speak at the same time, stopped at the same time, and stared at each other waiting for the other one to start again.

“You go.” Kita then said.

“No, you continue.” Lucifer said, placing emphasis on his next words. “I insist.”

Kita seemed to recognize the tone he used as the one that brooked no argument. They took a deep breath, hesitating at first, before very slowly patting the book in front of them. “Can you help me with this?”

“What?”

“I mean – if you’re not too busy, of course.”

Lucifer stared at them as they continued to ramble, continued to explain that they knew Lucifer was also studying for exams on top of council duties but that he did tell all of them to study well – and they were trying, all the brothers have sworn off any shenanigans for two days – but they also know he’d aced this test before and Kita was, quite frankly, completely at a loss so if he could help them and maybe quiz them so they could retain the names more, that would be immensely helpful and they would be forever grateful.

“And,” Kita continued, nearly out of breath, “if you have any nuggets of wisdom now is the right opportunity to maybe share.”

Lucifer knew he could count the times when prizes had been so deliberately placed in front of him for the taking with little effort, knew he’d not even reach the count of three, knew that all he needed to do at the moment was to pluck the gem laid out before him and take it for what it was: a golden opportunity best taken advantage of while it lasted.

These moments were far and few in-between; life had never really been kind to him.

But he could not help but be a fool – a prideful fool – who distrusted anything he did not schemed for or forcibly took. “What it’s in it for me?”

“What?” Kita looked genuinely bewildered.

“What do you offer in exchange for my help?” Lucifer leaned on the table, wanting nothing more than to take back what he said and yet couldn’t. Or wouldn’t. “My help comes at a cost.”

“Cost? I’m just asking for – oh. Oh.” Kita clasped their hands together, eyes brightening.

And again, this took Lucifer by surprise. He had expected them to sulk, or retract their plea, or at least be annoyed at him. Kita had come from genuine need for results – a result he had demanded of them – and here he was demanding something from them again. If Lucifer were in Kita’s position, he would not hesitate to turn the offer down. Violently. Part of him had even prepared for the possibility that Kita would be angry.

But they were not. Far from it.

How was it so easy for them to take him by surprise?

“Of course! Because Demons will never do anything without this weird give-me- your-soul-in-exchange-for-a-wish thing, huh?” Kita laughed.

Lucifer found himself staring at them again. “Not your soul – ”

“I know, I know.” Kita waived their hand, stopping him mid-sentence. A rare thing – how many times had they interrupted him in the five minutes since this conversation started? “I’m a treasured exchange student, my soul isn’t up for grabs, blah blah blah.”

Kita looked at him with a determined glint in their eyes now, and the warmth that Lucifer had turned away earlier came back with a vengeance and with no intention of going away.

“First though, if I do pass the test than that means I won’t be suffering any tortuous punishment.” Kita said. “And you have to treat me to Devildom’s best ice cream.”

“It’s a little too late to change the terms to our first agreement but, all right.” Lucifer agreed. “As for my terms –”

Kita interrupted him for the umpteenth time. “If I score lower than Mammon, I’ll treat you to ice cream.”

“How utterly dull.” He scoffed. “If you score lower than any of my brothers, you will have to treat me to something from the human world that I have not yet tasted.”

“What?!” They gasped. “That’s impossible!”

“I think it’s only fair. Since it is in my interest that you pass this test with flying colors, it is only common sense that I put in such parameters to this new agreement. Besides, I’m the one rendering service, shouldn’t I be the one who gets to say my price?”

“Well, yeah…” Kita chewed on her lip. “But hang on, does this mean your reward is to actually see me pass the test?”

“Do not misunderstand. I expect all of my efforts to bear nothing but the best fruit and as such your passing is but the natural course. However, in the unlikely event that you do fail, then my reward is the execution of your punishment and the pleasure of something novel from the human world.”

Kita slowly nodded. “I was expecting something else, really.”

Lucifer raised both brows, curious.

But Kita only shook their head. “But more importantly, do you seriously think I can top Satan’s score?”

“Of course.” Lucifer answered, taking the empty seat beside them. “I am the one tutoring you, am I not?”

Kita grinned widely at that. “You should not let Satan hear that.”

“I have all the confidence in my skills and all the faith in yours.”

“Whatever.” Kita’s hands went to their neck again. “But all right. Deal. I can practically taste my ice cream already.”

Lucifer took out his personal pen, flipped open the book to where Kita was last reading. “Now, I want you to look at these names and tell me what stands out to you the most.”

It was only when Lucifer was sure Kita was immersed again on their textbook did Lucifer allow himself the softest of smiles. Something that he knew he never believed he could do.

Lucifer did not count how many hours passed as he and Kita went over dates, places, names that were too familiar, too weird, and too closely spelled to be any different from all the others. He did not count how much snack they both consumed or how much coffee Kita managed to guzzle in-between bathroom breaks. Nor did Lucifer count how many times he had sensed his brothers peaking at them from the door, with him bracing himself for any interruption. But none of them entered – if only in their respect for Kita and what they wanted to accomplish.

But Lucifer did count the times Kita was close enough that their arms brushed against each other, and the times Kita would lean over to where he was point at the map and he could smell their perfume. Lucifer counted the times Kita smiled triumphantly at having recalled something faster, the times they rubbed their cheeks in frustration, and the times they laughed at his comments on about Devildom history.

He counted. And each one, he tucked inside that warmth spreading in him, making him feel a lot of things he would not bother counting or saying out loud.

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