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Pros of trying to get a job in a small town: establishments will literally just print out “HELP WANTED. INQUIRE INSIDE (or leave number at bar)” and tape it to the front window and you just can.
Cons of getting a job in a small town:
If you don’t get the job, literally everyone will know and you can never go to that bar again
#also the pay#it’s um. not a lot#but yeah with the water shortage and all my bills and groceries and council tax skyrocketing I’ve just been down to the 2nd best chip shop#in the world (I’ll die in that hill - number one best is in Boscastle you can’t convince me otherwise)#dropped my name and number at the counter and left#this PLUS my job at the theatre#although it’s not too bad I don’t have to get the bus into town#I HATE going into town this time of year it’s so busy and there’s tourists and The Town is still fuckin small so it’s very claustrophobic#please let me get this job#£4 for a big slab of cod and chips? I can’t give that up! it’s 2 minutes from where I live!#also I do need the work#coz unfortunately what I really want to do people will always pay you in experience and not um. cash#I think I’m gonna move within the next year#might bite the bullet and move into the city (Edinburgh)#I’ve never lived in a city before and I’m. mmmm. I get anxiety going to TRURO#I’ll not last 2 weeks in fuckin EDINBURGH#well. rip.#anyways#delete later
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
#also theres no one good place to learn this generally ive picked up yhe knowledge by asking questions#or reading through catalogues. paying attention to the words used to describe clothing styles i like
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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
#why should i have to pay money because SOMEONE ELSE dropped my medication!!! make it make sense#also they kept referring to 'the medicine that got broken' please drop that youtuber apology line and lose the passive voice#it did not 'get broken' YOU BROKE IT#madness. utter madness.
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are#it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'
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i was thinking about this again yeah…😔its a shame there wasn't a scene right after the fade prison. because damn that could've hurt. so i did it myself. sorry i made it a bit different.
so, for murat it really was a couple of hours. and when he finally left the fade prison, he knew that his friends are scared af right now. so he tried to cheer them up by fooling around a bit. little did he know that it wasn't hours at all.
#dragon age#datv#dragon age rook#spite dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#rookanis#murat de riva#my oc#also i forgor that they literally pulled rook out of the fade#please dont pay too much attention to this please#cole made me forget#it's uuhhh my canon im going to cry#taash#emmrich volkarin#neve gallus
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Happy one year anniversary to this FNAF post,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#abby schmidt#golden freddy#coryxkenshin#william afton#springtrap#THIS was a quick lil thing I wanted to make!#they all finally made it to their destination#took them a full year but they got there!#The og post means a lot to me actually#it’s when I started to draw fnaf art and kinda never stopped?#I’ve loved fnaf for a very long time since its come out#so being accepted into its community meant a lot#here’s to another year of fnaf art!!#Also did Abby ever pay Cory or did he just do a freebie#maybe the next movie will answer these pressing questions pff
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*kisses fan art on the forehead and then tosses it into the void*
Another star wars illustration for that one discord im in that obsesses over an ao3 series where Luke is hired to work on Vader’s ship and slowly de-corrupts Vader… but instead of turning him “good” he just sorta turns him feral. (Arguably, that is Anakin’s natural state.)
#star wars#the guide verse#Luke skywalker#ao3 fanart#Vader just wants attention! pay attention to him luke! love him!#(me also. I want attention too. pls validate me TwT)
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Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them
#disability#ableism#ableism tw#fatphobia#fatphobia tw#also if it's an issue solved by weight loss why would you want them to suffer until the weight loss helps wouldn't that DISCOURAGE them?#because if i were suffering the entire time i sure as fuck wouldn't want to keep going for the ~idea~ of it's gonna pay off!!!#also even if they 'made themself disabled' by being fat or anything else that doesn't matter. they're still disabled.#there is no 'good' disabled and 'bad' disabled and you cannot sort people into those categories#for every 'bad' fat disabled person there are multiple 'good' fat disabled people but you can't tell them apart often actually!#because you would have to know the intimate details of their medical history and familial lineage and tbh if you're...#...being a piece of shit to a disabled person because you assume they're guilty until proven innocent i don't blame others for being...#...weary of you and not wanting to be around you. because you've already proven you can't handle the IDEA of complex disabled experience
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GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS
#everyone is obsessing over the new companions meanwhile me:#and yeah i drew these based off 3 dimly lit screenshots so they're probably inaccurate. do i care? no!<3#my art#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age the veilguard#da:tv#what is the correct tag. idk#evanuris#ghilan'nain#elgar'nan#<- i hope :)#alongside the egg on this game's roster of antagonists we have: eldritch horror lesbian and evil divorced father#absolutely obsessed with them#man they scene where they come out of the fade from behind solas has been replaying in my head nonstop since i saw it#also just wanted to point out that they said on the q&a that all ancient elves eventually go bald. but elgar'nan actually has hair in the#closeup. therefore i honestly think it's a skill issue on solas' part#also no one pay attention to the fact that i haven't posted art in like 5 months lol <3
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I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other
like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)
and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)
I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#moshang#bingqiu#blorbo#cumplane#ily shang qinghua 💞#he could have been a B tier sugar baby#instead of pimping himself out he'd pimp out his writing lol#not that he wouldn't mind 👀#for his Shen-gege♡#or maybe his Shen-didi would be funnier#shen yuan would be oblivious to the homoeroticism ofc#“why does everyone think we're fucking?” he would ask#while also paying for Shang Qinghua's bills#and living together#and loudly arguing over sex acts in public#and making out every time they get drunk#and and and#shen yuan: professional kissing the homie goodnight-er#just bros being bros
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they're a little similar i say as i run into a pole
#my art#psychonauts#razputin aquato#augustus aquato#donatella aquato#sasha nein#milla vodello#lili zanotto#was debating on posting this or not#been working on it on and off#and havent posted in a bit anyway#if you see this post gone in less than 24hrs then pay no mind#im very much intending portal art posting but they'e taking extraordinary long#i also haven't been drawing. at least enough to call it substantial.#i have a ton of work. see you in a week approximately maybe#probably wont post something like this again
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since people liked my mitski + totk art im morally obligated to show yall my botw mitski comic
it’s available here, its pwyw with includes a whole total of free if u just want to see it
#botw#loz#link loz#breath of the wild#i made this like over a year ago#dont judge it too harshly#also its only on kofi bc if i posted it on like twitter or smth#the images would compress#orphe’s art#really dont feel like you have to pay for it
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I’ve already said it, I’ll say it again, Mal du Pays is such a visceral and clever word to describe Siffrin’s Sadness. When I first saw it in game it genuinely made me pause like. Yes, it translates to homesickness. But it has the literal word for country in it. “Country sickness”. For a guy whose core problem is that his childhood, his culture, his country is missing. One could argue it’s a twisted pun. I’m obsessed with it.
#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat mal du pays#isat fanart#my art#in stars and time spoilers#isat headcanon#not done yapping: like you meet mdp at a point where the Big Problem is the loops and siffrin's fear of being abandonned by the party#and then Mal du Pays shows up and it hits you#thats the core of every fucking issue Siffrin has#his country and how it fucked everything for him#his bad memory making him forget too much and making him feel like a horrible friend and making him think that surely#hell also be forgotten#because hes a bad friend and a mess and is missing half of his fucking life#he holds onto the party with everything he has but also feels an infinite amount of shame about it because Hes A Bad Friend#hea so scared to forget whats important to him just like he forgot his past#just#ough
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He's the reason you're with me now, even if I didn't want either of you in the first place.
#fat babies floyd and jade and also I guess the smallest sprinkle of family leech lore#Honestly I just wanted to try out a new method of comic making and also wanted to draw the twins as FAT lil fucking BABIES#fat fucks.... they don't even pay rent#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#floyd leech#jade leech#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#parent ocs#💜- monoduke's art#💜- murray leech
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Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]
#THIS IS NOT AN XISUMA FACE REVEAL BTW. over half of that thang is obscured don’t spin it otherwise /silly#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#ethubs#docsuma#dbhc ethubs#dbhc docsuma#etho#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#ask#dbhc ask#ghostertoasted#bdubs#dbhc keralis#dbhc xb#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc impulse#dbhc skizz#dbhc mumbo#dbhc grian#dbhc tango#not everything in this au Is terrible awful horrors I promise <3 only most of it /JOKE#I think about future doscuma kissing like every other day. btw. send help#they could be so sweet to each other. also so nasty /in a playful way#the hermitcraft Christmas/New Years party is going well. as you can see#STILL LAUGHING AT ‘WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?’ ALSO. TMGSFGBCMGHN#xb watching this unfold takes me out. also keralis is sneaking glances but he’s trying sooo hard to pay attention to w/e X’s babblin abt
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How did Henry let William’s ideas pass in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#wiliam afton#henry emily#circus baby#sister location#fnaf fanart#this comic is unserious#but also I am genuinely curious how Henry just gave these ideas a pass#LIKE Henry is semi aware of the more questionable aspects to animatronics#he even says so in pizza sim how guilty he feels aiding in this#I JUST GOTTA believe he was half paying attention to whatever William was up to#didn’t think too hard about it and just wanted to make his robots#William must of been ecstatic that Henry agreed over and over#like dude lucked out BAHA
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