#also thanks 🥰

[roguelov]

Hi ! know that it's a pleasure to hang out on your account, so I was thinking of a human reader who is rather flirtatious and sassy who sees a morpheus lying on a sofa thinking, and to destabilize him she dares to straddle him by correctly aligning the private parts?!😧 playing the innocent🙄, what a shame to sit on a endless/the king of nightmares...

No because you just bluescreened the poor Endless

Poor Dream sitting there trying to read or maybe just wanting some peace and here you come to disturb it. And the second - the fucking second - you straddle him and sit down he freezes. He will glance down to where you are sitting in his lap, then look up to you seeing your smug face.

“What are you doing,” he asks.

“Sitting,” you reply with that devious smirk.

“Why on me?”

“Why not?”

There will be a lot of back and forth but when you grind your hips a little, just to tease him a bit, he clenches his jaw. He will sit up wrap an arm around your waist pressing you to his chest. His lips will brush pay your ear and in a low warning tone whisper, “You are playing a dangerous game, little one. I would suggest you to move before you regret it.”

And all you have to do is just say two little words and he’s all yours.

“Make me.”

[cuntbrow]

there is not a single thought in that halo that did not go south i can tell you that much

[dxckgrxsonx]

hi you have broken my brain and i am now irrevocably obsessed with jason todd (and especially the way you write him 🥹💕) thank you so much :’))))

thinking so hard about wet soapy jason in the shower and the fact that neither of you would ever be able to shower alone bc as soon as one of you realized your love was in the shower you’d HAVE to join <3

i love how sweet this is.

everytime you grab your towel or switch on the shower Jason appears in your line of sight, shirt already halfway off, an excited little smile on his handsome face.

he’s already telling you—rambling really—that he’s washing your hair first and he needs to condition his because he didn’t have time before and he wants to use the fruity shower gel you love because he likes the way it smells and you both have just this sigh of relief when you press together because of course you feel right at home under eachothers palms.

it doesn’t matter where he is, the second you switch on the water he’s there. you pick up your towel in his general vicinity and his head snaps up, watching you until you head into the bathroom and he’s immediately trailing at your heels.

or, you get home, hear the shower running and before you even enter the bathroom your pants are hanging from one leg. Jason thinks it’s hilarious when you fumble your way into the shower with him, hands already reaching out to touch his soapy skin, all warm and soft and safe.

you both write stupid little messages and make silly drawings on the mirror when it gets all steamy and more often than not it’s a simple ‘I love you’ or ‘let’s fuck later’ with a horrible picture of two stick people laying on top of each other, (you tried your best, okay?).

you know that joke about dads and knowing when you touch/go near the thermostat?? yeah. that. but it’s Jason and his shower sensing ability.

he’s out on patrol, you start the shower and all of a sudden you get a text message from him saying ‘don’t you dare shower without me.’

[jasminedtookes]

Felix ♡ RISABAE Makeup

[aphroditelovesu]

Hello! I was thinking, would you ever write for yandere emperor Augustus? If yes, could you write a love letter from yandere emperor Augustus to his wife as she waits for him back in Rome? Thx so much! I hope you're okay and remember to drink water!

My dear wife,

As I place my pen on the papyrus, I feel the distance between us like a shadow, a burden that only the warmth of your touch can dispel. But even separated from you, my heart is intertwined with yours as if I had never left your side. Every moment away from Rome is torture, but thinking of you softens even the most arduous of my duties.

(Y/N), you are the light that guides my steps, the reason why I long for each new day. With every sigh of the wind, I imagine that it is your whisper calling my name. I feel your presence in everything around me: in the rays of the sun that reflect the brightness of your eyes, in the fragrance of the flowers that remind me of the softness of your skin.

You know, my love, that everything I do is for you and for our beloved home. Every achievement, every sacrifice, has as its only reward the promise of meeting you again, of feeling your tight embrace and your soft lips that bring peace to my tired heart.

I am here, guiding the destiny of Rome, but my soul is tied to you. I dream of the moment when my eyes will meet yours again, when I will be able to rest my head on your lap and forget, for a brief moment, the weight of the responsibility I carry. My love, you are my refuge, my safe harbor amidst the storms of power.

I ask you to await my return with the patience that only you, my beloved, possess. That you take care of yourself as if you were taking care of the very heart of this emperor who is only a man when he is in your arms. That you know that my longing is as immense as my love, and that there is nothing in this vast empire that I desire more than to be with you again.

With all my love and longing,

Augustus.

[benevolenterrancy]

@hereticcryptid I appear to be slowly but surely developing an entire series about how Hensheng and Baxia apparently get fed up with their owners' inability to express their feelings and take matters into their own hands...

[berlingotesque]

I forgot about pride month but the second I remembered I knew I had to literally beg you on my knees to draw more Norman x Sammy content. (Also I literally love your style so much🩷)

I was literally so caught up in other personal projects, I completely forgot about my asks !! So happy end of Pride Month, everyone ! :D

(And thank you so much, I’m delighted that you like my artstyle 😭💖)

[p0rk-guts]

NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE..... NEW CHARACTER VOICED BY KESHA? KESHA???

KESHA??????????

[wakeywakeyjakey]

my best friend is into batjokes too and they’re the artist to my author <3 (posted with permission)

[ne-cocoa]

First date + kissies o3o

[bunnyboy-juice]

bunny butt: shiny edition ✨

[op is a femme dyke, he/ze/bun pronouns]

[turnipoddity]

Bro ur lawrence literally looks like an angel 🥴

I drew this for myself but i’ll post it here

[myokk]

herbology💓

Bea: @the-ozzie

Leo: me

[otrtbs]

here’s the thing. the absolute joy and wonder i feel whenever someone tells me they came across ahb! and are now taking an art history course / majoring in art next year / went to their local art museum for the first time in ages is exponential. when yall send me your favorite artworks and tell me about them or tell me you went to x museum to see x painting mentioned in ahb??? it’s just so so wonderful. because never did i think something i wrote out of love for art and love for art history would lead anyone else to research art or talk about it or seek it out for themselves and that’s so much more than i could ever imagine would come out of a very timid first attempt at creative writing/fandom involvement.

i wrote it out of love and y’all have all reciprocated that love tenfold and ran with it to talk about art and explore it and share it with me and those around you. and it’s just been a very special incredible thing that makes me emosh. :,)

[fridgrave2-0]

art for an au my friend and i made years ago where harold never got to MIT and accidentally found root instead, becoming her friend, father figure and partner in crime

[johaerys-writes]

Something about Trojan War era Achilles having a few small braids in his hair is doing things to me!!!!

Well you're in good company because IT DOES SOMETHING TO ME TOO!!!!!! 😭😭

Messy sketchy sketch that I might revisit eventually because I love that HC with all my heart 🥹🫶