#also started using only they/them pronouns

[starlitsheep]

50 Goat Questions

All 50 Questions answered under this cut! 🧡

Does your Goat go by any other name than The Goat? If so, what?

- They also go by Samael to close friends and their God of Life! Flock members will also refer to them as Leader, and the elders will sometimes call them a shithead in private.

Is your Goat's lore similar to the Lamb? (I.e. hunted down and sacrificed)

- Similar, but not quite the same. Samael lived in a very tight-knit village. Everyone knew everyone and neighbors were considered family. Samael and their family [wife and child] lived there in relative peace with the others. Their village was raided by heretics and Samael helped fight them off the best they could, but in the end they were the last standing and took an axe to the back as a final blow.

How old was your Goat pre-crown?

- They were in their early 30’s.

Did your Goat have any specific skills prior to getting the crown?

- Samael was, and still is, a skilled hunter/gatherer. They were always good with their hands and good at easing tensions with comedy.

- Having had a kid, they were always pretty good with caring for children.

Does your Goat have any noticeable features?

- They have a good amount of scarring. There’s a large gash on their ribcage, a few on their arms, and a giant X on their back from their killing blow.

- After becoming a vessel for Asha, a few features slowly started changing - teeth became sharp, tongue a few inches longer, and they gained more strength.

- They also have a snake tattoo that can move, given to them by Asha. It can’t speak, but it’ll move around their skin and interact with them. Asha gave it to them when Sam mentioned feeling lonely at the start of their vesselhood, a very rare moment of weakness for the Goat.

How tall is your Goat?

- About 6’4!

Is your Goat petite, curvy, jacked?

- I’d say they’re a mix between curvy and jacked. They’ve got a good bit of chub to them but they could also benchpress a fucking house if asked. Vesselhood really amped up their strength.

What does your Goat identify as? Were they born differently than what they identify as? Do they lean a certain way? (Masc, fem, they honestly don't care they just go with the flow?)

- The Goat is AMAB, tending to go by they/them pronouns typically. They won’t correct someone if they use he/him, though. They’re very masculine leaning!

What kind of hair does your Goat have? (Is it soft? How much do they have?)

- Their hair looks like it would be rather rough to the touch, but it’s actually pretty soft [if they wash if first]!

Do they use their hair for anything?

- Not really! They’ve noticed one of their bird spouses pocketing loose strands before, but never said anything. They can do what they like.

Is your Goat a specific species?

- No! They’re just.. Goat shaped.

What do their horns look like?

- Before vesselhood, they were smaller and straighter, like a Bilberry goat’s, but now they curl back on themselves, like a snake, almost.

How chaotic is your Goat? Are they constantly looking to mess with someone or something?

- They’re pretty chaotic when they’re feeling off. The Goat can rather calm and put together, if not a little flirty, but sometimes, they get a little stir crazy when they’re left by themselves for a long while.

Is the crown just a crown when not in use? Does it shape into something else? (I.e. hair tie, bracelet, necklace?)

- Usually, Samael keeps the Crown as a leather glove on their right hand. It’s close by and they can react faster when they should need it. Otherwise it takes the shape of a wrap around one of their horns, or a large staff with a bell on it [they only use this to ring for meals or to get attention- easier than yelling]. They were influenced by the Lamb / Shepherd for both the fabric on the horn and the staff.

Does your goat wear something other than the canon cloak?

- They wear their own fleece - it’s lopsided, hanging off one shoulder and covering their left arm completely. Fully because they think it looks cool. They also wear loose baggy pants.

Does your Goat wear jewelry or makeup?

- Not necessarily jewelry, but they do wear a small line of bells that hang off their waist; one bell for each spouse. There are currently four bells.

Does your Goat have facial hair? ( a goatee? lol)

- Yes! They have a pretty decent sized beard that goes all the way around their jaw.

Is your Goat flirtatious?

- They have 3 spouses [+honorary], what do you think?

How floppy are your goats ears?

- Not that floppy, actually! They’re pretty big, but they’re kind of stiff. Probably about a 6/10.

What's your goats favorite weapon? Least favorite?

- Their preferred weapon of choice? Axes. Or gauntlets. They love big showy weapons. Least favorite? Daggers. Absolutely despises them.

Does your Goat have a favorite curse?

- The Goat is more adept at using their power and curses than The Lamb is. Their favorite is any of the ones that summons tentacles. They’re so fun to watch rip heretics apart.

Do they have a favorite color?

- They wouldn’t admit, but yellow. It was the color of their daughter’s favorite dress.

What's your Goat's favorite season?

- They love fall, especially when the leaves are turning yellow.

How good of a cook is your Goat? Would they feed the cult members negative foods (i.e. bowl of poop or follower meat) behind the Lambs back?

- They’re actually a really good cook! When they’re with the Lamb [not often], they won’t let the Goat cook. They misread an ingredient and poisoned a few of their flock (on accident!).

Does your Goat have a favorite dish?

- Roasted cauliflower used to be their favorite before vesselhood, and they like to think it’s still their favorite even though their diet now consists of meats as well.

What's your Goat's diet? (Vegetarian, omnivore, carnivore?)

- Pre-vesselhood, they were a vegetarian, but after gaining bits of Asha’s power, they now crave meats. Mostly fish.

How was your Goat introduced to the Lamb? (accidental summoning, they just showed up, etc.)

- Having a proficiency for magic isn’t always a good thing. Samael got cocky and tried to make their own ritual to make it rain, and ended up accidentally dimension hopping into the Lamb’s world.

What's the relationship between you Goat and Lamb?

- It was very strained at first. Samael was everything the Lamb was not; and they struggled to get along. Finally though, after a few depressing nights, the two had a heart to heart and noticed just how similar they’d been.

- Samael now makes regular visits to see their Shepherd, and has proposed to them on numerous occasions. They always say no, though they will share a bed to rest together. Being alone constantly isn’t good.

Does your Goat have a specific purpose of being around the Lamb? (They were summoned to protect, they have a secrete motive to help the lamb, etc)

- At first, no. Samael mainly goes to visit as a friend, now. They’ve grown very very close, and will go on crusades together. It’s always funny when Samael gets to see the Lamb’s The One Who Waits. He gets angry really quickly at them.

Do they have a favorite cult member? Least favorite?

- They don’t necessarily have any least favorites. Samael wouldn’t keep someone around they don’t like. Their favorites would have to be either Jaili, their first spouse, a fluffy white cat, or May, one of their disciples, a feisty barn owl who doesn’t take shit from anyone.

Do they ever leave to do crusades on their own? Do they only go with the Lamb?

- Samael has their own cult! They routinely go on their own, and sometimes with their Lamb! If not just to bug them.

How does your Goat deal with spies?

- They lets their disciples deal with them. Whether they die or get kicked out depends on who finds them first: Paion or May.

How do they deal with dissenters?

- Pillory and re-teaching, usually. If that doesn’t work, they’ll be kicked out. They don’t often use the sacrificial ritual.

Do they have their own place in the cult? (Do they live with the Lamb? Do they sleep wherever?

- In their own cult, they sleep in a spare room in the temple, sometimes by themselves, sometimes with a spouse. When they’re visiting the Lamb, Samael tends to just sleep with them. They enjoy the company.

Do they have a specific job in the cult? Do they just help out the Lamb? Are they an equal leader with the Lamb?

- In their own, they’re the Leader, of course. In the Lamb’s, it takes a long while to gain the trust of their flock [especially their damned disciple], but they eventually view the Goat as an almost equal.

How does your Goat feel about the Bishops?
What about Narinder/The One Who Waits (TOWW)?

- Samael met the Lamb’s The One Who Waits a small handful of times. There was a lot of confusion when they died in the Lamb’s world the first time. They think it’s funny how angry he gets at them.

Does your Goat ever open up about their past? With who?

- With the Lamb, and Asha. They can get really depressed at times, and when that happens, they’ll either leave to see the Lamb or Asha for a few days, leaving their disciples in charge.

Is your Goat trustworthy? Are they only trustworthy to specific people? Who?

- While chaotic, they’re very trustworthy.

Is your Goat manipulative? Can they convince the Lamb, a Bishop, or a cult member to do something they wouldn't normally do?

- I wouldn’t say manipulative, but they can get a bit pushy when they want something.

What's your Goat's opinion on cannibalism?

- As the vessel of Life & Rebirth, they won’t. They don’t allow it in their cult. Life and death are sacred to them. There was also a time as a child they were forced to eat scraps of another person - it left them with very heavy lingering feelings about the topic.

How merciful is your Goat?

- It depends on what they’re being merciful for. A mistake made by a flock member? Sure, that can be forgiven.

- Mercy towards a repenting heretic? Probably not. They rarely accept ex-witnesses into the cult, even.

Is there a job your goat likes doing specifically?

- Other than crusading? Cooking. They find it peaceful, and they enjoy providing for their flock.

What's your Goat's stance on torture?

- Depends on what the crime was and what type of torture. They’re not against it.

Would they kill a cult member? Do they need a reason to do so?

- They have before; a dissenter who was going rampant. They don’t enjoy murdering those who were from their own flock, but… it has to be done sometimes.

Would they go behind the Lamb's back to do something if the Lamb ruled against it?

- They have a whole lot of respect for the Lamb. If it was a serious thing, they wouldn’t. But if it was just something small and they wouldn’t get in trouble too badly? Hell yeah.

Does your Goat and their crown get along? What kind of relationship do they have with it?

- The Goat and the Purple Crown are familiar with one another. Samael can tell it gets annoyed with them, and it doesn’t prefer to be used in the way that it does, but it puts up with them. Samael does let it go about its way when they’re alone, letting it rest as a Crown in the solitude.

Like with the Lamb and TOWW, is there a God behind the crown?

- The One Who Waits is a different deity in their world. Asha is the God of Life, who was chained up for interfering with the Bishops want for more power. Locking up the God of Life had a lot of bad effects on the world, throwing a big ass power imbalance on people and Samael was chosen to slay the Bishops to free Asha.

How stealthy is your Goat? Can they hide even from the Red Crown? Are they clumsy?

- They aren’t very stealthy. At all. They’re a giant 6’4 goatman; and a loud one at that. Samael prefers to run headfirst into danger and cut through their issues quickly.

What is your Goat like around the young cult members? Do they teach them how to mess with other cult members? Are they actually good at taking care of the them? Do they not like being around the young cult members?

- Having been a father themself at one point, Samael loves kids. At first it was difficult to be around them, but they soon warmed up to them. They love leading bonfires and letting the kids sing their own songs.

Freebie! Tell us a head cannon about your Goat!

- Samael prefers to run their cult more like a large family. There’s no specifically assigned jobs unless it’s for punishment. As long as everything gets done, they don’t care who does what. All the children born in the cult are taken care of by every adult.

- The bell on their shawl, like the Lamb’s, will only ring at the notion of death in their cult.

- The Goat was the one to bring the twins to Asha. They were twin lambs born sickly in their cult, and they were about to die.

[thatonesonicfanfictionwriter]

hiiiiii!! if it isnt too much, would you mind writing a platonic oneshot for shadow?

maybe after shadow lost his memory after sa2, the reader found him somehow. shadow is injured or smth (idk something that causes him to have to be dependent on someone, you can decide what the reason why he is dependent on the reader is) so the reader takes him in, despite shadow insisting that he's fine on his own. the reader takes care of shadow, and they have a sort of sibling banter-y relationship. am i making sense? pls tell me if im making sense.

for the readers personality, id like her to be sassy, assertive (maybe a tiny bit neurodivergent if youre comfortable with writing that) artistic, playful, and a bit closed off but still cares. a bit like rouge, maybe. also id like her to be fem, if thats alright. you have full creative freedom with what actually happens. sorry if this is weird and long and awdsdbjebiwebf i just wanna adopt shadow ;-;

You’ll Always Have a Friend”

Pairing: (Platonic) Shadow the Hedgehog x Female Human Reader

Requested: Yes (by an anon).

Description: After finding an injured hedgehog on your doorstep, you never expected to get close to him. But fate is always a strange thing, isn’t it?

Notes: Aghhh I didn’t mean for these requests to take so long, I’ve just been semi-stressed from school, I hope it was worth the wait though!

(Reader will use She/They pronouns.)

– – – – – – – – – – – –

The day was normal at first.

You had a normal morning, eating breakfast, getting your morning jog in, catching up on your favorite TV show, reading a new book…

It was nice.

At least, until you started hearing noises outside.

Thunder, to be more specific.

Well, there goes your plans for the rest of the day.

You let out a sigh, double-checking where you keep the candles and getting them out in case the power decides to go out, along with a flashlight and batteries.

After doing so, you notice a figure outside, which isn’t unusual, considering how many people near your town love walking in the rain.

But this one is strange.

They seem…smaller, around the size of a kid, and they seem to be hunched over in pain.

You open your door, looking outside, only to see a strange sight.

The figure turns out to be a three-foot tall anthropomorphic hedgehog with black and red quills, red eyes, rocket shoes, golden ring-shaped bracelets on, one on each of his limbs, and many injuries adorning his body. He appears to be limping.

Before you can call out to him, he barely takes a step forward before collapsing, going unconscious.

You rush over to him, panic written all over your face, checking for a pulse, which you luckily find, causing you to let out a sigh of relief.

Well, you can’t just leave him out here…

Making your decision, you pick up the hedgehog bridal-style, being mindful of his sharp quills, bringing him inside, kicking the door closed behind you with one of your feet.

You set him down on your couch, rushing to get your first-aid kit from your bathroom, coming back out to the living room once you have it, along with a towel.

You begin treating his injuries after drying him off, first disinfecting each of them, with the hedgehog letting off a quiet hiss each time you pour it on a wound.

“I know, bud…I’m almost done,” you say.

It’s a miracle he hasn’t woken up yet.

You bandage the last injury, that being one on his forehead, letting off another sigh.

“Well…guess I have a roommate now,” you say. “Get better soon, alright?”

Odd how he had green blood, was this guy an alien?

Well, of course he is, he’s a giant anthropomorphic hedgehog.

Duh.

The next day, when you awake, you notice him finally awake, trying to get up, hissing in pain.

“Woah woah woah, calm down a bit, bud,” you start. “You’re still healing.”

“Who are you,” he spats. “And where am I.”

“Okay, um. I’m [Name], and this is my house,�� you say. “What about you? Do you have a name?”

The hedgehog goes silent, avoiding your gaze.

“Not one that I remember,” he states.

“Hm. Well, I’ll call you “Shadow,” that cool?” you ask.

“Hmph. Whatever,” he says.

You quickly got used to Shadow. It was like having an annoying younger brother, in a way.

Well, sort of, anyway.

He quickly became interested in a lot of stuff you liked, like your many, many books.

His favorite was The Tales of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, surprisingly.

Eventually, his injuries fully healed, and you expected him to leave.

And he did, but…

He always came back.

No matter how many times he would leave, he would always come back to your house for a safe place.

It was nice having the company.

In return for him staying, you would ask him to be a model for your paintings, and you two would bicker about it like siblings.

In the end, well…

You never regretted meeting him.

[luvseisagi]

— flowers for you.

ft. nagi seishiro x reader wc. 2.4k

summary. romance with your boyfriend doesn’t need to be grand —sometimes it’s just a flower field in minecraft and a cozy evening together. content. gn!reader, no pronouns used but reader is referred as mom once (as a joke theyre not a parent). fluff, fluff, fluff!! crack (i tried), stablished relationship, nagi might be ooc, also he has a secret villager farm underground... author's note. im not used to write fluff so i hope this is good, tried to make it as cute as possible - just like nagi is :(( also, inspired by the tweet in the header i posted some days ago.

𝜗𝜚 english isnt my first language, so any corrections or advice are highly appreciated, as well as feedback (please) ! enjoyy

you wake up to a soft buzzing sound. 

the fluffy blankets covering your body wrap you in a very comfortable warm, and the pile of plushies under your head, serving as your pillow, adapt to your movement when you change positions and end up facing the other side of the bed. 

where you expected to feel an arm, a leg, or a wide back to hug, however, you find nothing but more fluffiness and softness. 

still half-asleep, you open one eye, frowning. in the place where your boyfriend should be, there’s nothing but the huge stuffed seal he won for you at the last spring fair. 

a soft chuckle escapes your lips as you move again, stretching your arms above your head and then yawning. you are more awake now, but you stay in bed, adjusting your position next to the stuffed animal —you wrap your arms around it, and rest your chin over the seal’s head.

the room is dark, illuminated only by the dim light of the monitor. the only sounds you can hear, apart from your breath, are the clicking of the mouse and the keyboard keys being pressed. there’s also the buzzing that woke you up, coming from your boyfriend’s pc —he’s sitting in front of his setup, fully concentrated on the screen.

“you awake?” he asks, whispering in case you’re still sleeping. he doesn’t look at you, his greenish-gray eyes focused on the game his playing.

“mhm.”

you stay in the same position, small smile in your face. you have a perfect view of your boyfriend from there —the white, disheveled strands of his hair slightly toned by the blueish light of the screen. his bangs cover his forehead, some of them so long they brush the tip of his nose. his eyes look tired, as they always do, but his big grey pupils seem concentrated on whatever he’s playing. you can distinguish some traces of green that appear on his eyes only when he is excited, or planning something.

“i put shiro next to you when i left the bed” he says suddenly, taking you out of the trance you were in while looking at him “in case you felt lonely. i didn’t want to wake you up.”

a warm sensation grows inside your chest, slowly spreading throughout your whole body. you can't contain the smile that appears on your face, nor the cuteness aggression that hits you when imagining nagi taking shiro, the stuffed seal, and tucking him under the blankets at your side.

you hug it tighter.

“so” you start, giving your full attention to your boyfriend. he’s wearing a white shirt with some silly illustration on the front, his toned arms practically still, since he is only moving his hands and fingers to use the keyboard and the mouse “what are you playing?” 

he moves his gaming chair a little to the right, giving you space to see his monitor. on the screen, there’s a geometric world you know very well. 

your voice sounds indignant when you exclaim —“sei! you’re playing minecraft without me?” 

you can’t get angry at him, though. especially not when lets out a soft laugh, finally looking at you, puppy eyes asking for forgiveness. you are so cute when you pout, he thinks.

“you’d have complained if i woke you up from the nap” he says, instead. he doesn’t sound very sorry, an innocent grin on his face “you wanna see me play, tho?” 

still pouting, you nod. however, the screen isn’t positioned well for you to see it without nagi having to move constantly, and he wouldn’t be able to play like that.

he solves that rather quickly. before letting you move, or change your position to see better, he stands up and takes your laptop from the side table beside his bed. he’s then sitting on it, taking the place shiro was filling before.

“hey!” you exclaim, moving shiro to your side so he doesn't get crushed by the weight of your boyfriend “be careful. this is our child.” 

nagi laughs again, as softly as he is, and pats cutely the stuffed seal’s head.

“sure, sure, im sorry, kid.” he apologizes to shiro, while he’s waiting for his laptop to turn on “it seems like mom really found my replacement.” 

then he points to you arms, still hugging the stuffed animal tightly. you let out a sigh and roll your eyes in mock exasperation, but you can’t hide the smile creeping up on your face. nagi’s too cute even when he’s acting all dramatic.

you stretch your arm, your hand finding his over the keyboard of the laptop, and it doesn’t take even a second for him to intertwine his fingers with yours.

“nope. no replacements. shiro’s fluffy, but not as comfortable to sleep on like you are.” 

nagi rises his eyebrows, fake indignation in his voice.

“oh, so i’m just a pillow for you?” 

you nod.

“white and soft.” you state, solemnly “and warm, too.” 

he lets out a short chuckle, but his attention is back on the screen of your laptop. half distracted, looking for an specific app in the desktop, nagi tightens his grip on the hand you gave him before, and he brings it to his lips. then, he places a peck in your knuckles.

you feel your whole body melt by that delicate, intimate gesture. and you wish you could kiss him back, but you’re too comfortable lying on the bed to sit up and reach him, so you settle for caressing his fingers with the tips of yours.

“here.” 

nagi gets up, and you look up at him. you’re so used to seeing him sitting in front of his set up, or laying on the bed with you, you sometimes forget how tall he really is. so tall it makes you sigh. 

you’re so down bad it could drive you insane.

“i’ll stream my screen now” he says, walking to his desk and sitting on the gaming chair again. “so you can watch me play.”

the bed feels now colder without him, empty, but you move shiro to the place nagi just left to fill it. and just behind it lies your laptop, discord open on the screen —he just called himself so that he could stream the game to you.

your boyfriend’s not looking at you now, but you pout again, heart warm as you look at him. he does this frequently —small cute gestures, acts of service, anything to help you be comfortable at all times. 

nagi’s always had the reputation of being lazy, of not liking to make any effort, but that is a lie. sure, he might not be very passionate for things he isn’t interested in, but you know he would do anything for your comfort —maybe not with physical things, but he loves spoiling you.

he is very spoiled too, of course, but that’s fine for you since you love making little gestures for him too —cooking him lunch, playing with his hair, reading the mangas he likes, or hugging him in your naps or whenever you slept together.

that’s why, in your opinion, you work so good together as a couple —you do for him what you’d like him to do for you, and vice versa. you just had the luck to find someone with the same interests and needs as you. in this case, in form of a very tall, very handsome and very cute white haired video game and napping geek.

“yn, are you watching?” 

his voice startles you. you had been staring so focused at him that you had completely forgotten the stream on your laptop.

“oh, sure i am.” you say, your head immediately turning to the screen in front of you again “you are… why are you in my house?” 

he lets out a giggle. in the game, as you can see from his pov in the stream, he’s in front of a little house next to a lake.

“don’t you dare setting it on fire again, sei!” you complain, scared of his next actions “i got lost so many times looking for the same wood i used when i built it the first time, i’ll kill you if you destroy it again.”

he then sets the pov in third person, and starts moving in front of your house with a bucket full of lava on his hand, teasing you. that makes you complain again, this time louder —which seems funny to him, since he can’t stop laughing now.

“actually, i’m the one who went to collect the trees the ‘i-need-it-to-be-this-exact-wood’ princess wanted” nagi refuted, smiling.

“ah, still, i see that lava in your hands” you raised an eyebrow “don’t you dare doing nothing you might regret later, nagi seishiro. i know about your secret places.” 

“oh? which secret places?” 

you scoffed, grinning.

“did you know that keeping villagers locked underground so they can breed and sell you things is an illegal activity and should be punished by freeing them when you’re not online?”

nagi gulps, and your grin gets wider, knowing well that you won this one when he changes the lava bucket on his hand for a cooked potato.

you usually play together in the same server, since it’s the only game where you don’t end up insulting other people online. you’ve been building your cooperative world for weeks now —he would mine materials and build farms, and you would constantly build and rebuild your house, because he loved to burn it down when you weren't on the server just to watch you pout when you complained after discovering it.

you got distracted by looking at him again until his voice broke the silence of clicks and pressing keys.

“come on, yn, look at the screen now.” 

“i swear, if you are trying to find more creative ways to destroy my- oh.”

instead of half a burnt edifice, you see your same little house from nagi’s point of view. he then sets the stream to third person pov again, surprising you with a very pretty scenery.

in front of the porch of the wood-made building, there is a wide variety of all kinds of planted flowers. it is like a colorful blanket under the sky, now growing darker, tinted by tones of blue, pink and lilac.

“sei.” you pout “this is so cute.”

you move your gaze up to him, who is already looking at you. he smiles.

“i might not be howl, or have a moving castle, but i can gift you a flower meadow anyway.” 

that leaves you speechless for a bit. you aren’t the type to cry very easily, but you swear you could start sobbing for how cute he is. 

for how good his love is.

“i think that’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for me.” is the only thing you can say, and think of, as you move the laptop and shiro from one side of the bed to another. 

“yeah?” he asks, looking at you as you get up and walk to him “even more romantic than sacrificing myself for your sake in among us?”

you nod, now standing in front of him, and he separates his chair from the desk to leave enough room for you to sit in his lap. you two fit so well like that —legs intertwined, his arm going automatically to your waist, your fingers to his hair. 

you place a peck on his cheek, and he lets out a cute pleased sound. 

“more.” he requests, like a baby.

that makes you smile again —he doesn’t need to say it twice.

his face is now covered by your kisses, and he giggles under your touch. his soft laugh reminds you, again and again, how lucky you are to have him —truly the love of your life, you’d say.

and he believes that too, as he watches you fixing your posture on his lap and facing the big monitor of his set up. he lets you take the controls, the mouse in your right hand and the w-a-s-d keys under your left fingers. 

although it’s his avatar in the game, he smiles softly as you run across the flower meadow he just planted for you. it’s night in the game already, and you need to kill some zombies and spiders, but you’re so cute when you’re playing he doesn’t mind that you’re wasting his enchanted bow’s life by shooting arrows that never hit their target.

he rests his cheek on top of your head, the height different making it easy for him to be comfortable like that. and you don’t complain, so he keeps watching you play —hands on your waist under his hoodie, the one you use as a pajamas whenever you stay at his house, lips and nose so close to your hair he gets lost in your scent. 

he loves you so much it could drive him insane.

nagi’s attention goes back to the screen the moment he sees you open a supposedly secret door. he frowns, but he says nothing, waiting for your next move.

and then you are right in front of his villager farm.

“wait, what are you doing?”

he can’t see your face from behind you, but he’s sure you’re grinning evilly. 

“keep calm, i’m just visiting your friends.” 

“i’m doing nothing wrong with them, yn.”

you scoff.

“oh, yeah, I’m sure the villagers love being trapped underground by you.”

nagi’s lips twist in a cute pout, his arms hugging you even tighter under your hoodie. you almost feel physically weak when he moves his head lower, his chin now on your shoulder, and he speaks softly.

“they are not trapped. they are…” his lips tickle your ear while he talks “i’m giving them the great opportunity to create a family and live from a worthy profession, as commerce is.”

you shake your head, not convinced by his answer.

“this is not the life they deserve, sei.” you say, your voice tinted by exaggerated empathy “and i’m gonna be their savior.” 

he’s about to laugh, but then he sees the inventory at the bottom of the screen. nagi raises his head, alarmed. 

“wait. wait, yn, what are you trying to do?”

your answer comes in a confident exclamation. —“im freeing these innocent people for being forced to procreate only for you to have any item you want!”

he extends his arm, in panic, and points to the lava bucket now in your hand.

“by burning them alive?!”

masterlist.

pls lmk what u think in the comments, reblogging, through messages, asks or wtv!! feedback is important to me in these first posts and i'd appreciate it a lot 🤲🏼

﹫luvseisagi, april 2025.

[pastellar1ne]

Okay so this has started discussions on it so I'm motivated now hi. I'm going to go slightly more in-depth with this & talk about these headcanons for the rest of the ship

Gray

Expanding on his sexuality, he describes himself as having a preference for men, but realistically he can't tell if he's saying that because he pretended to be a cishet woman for most of his life, or if it's because he actually does.

Uses he/him pronouns, but also accepts they/them, and doesn't show a particular preference between the two. Same goes for masculine and gender-neutral honorifics.

Transitioned PRIOR to entering the film industry, as he wanted the world to see who he really was, as opposed to seeing what he was born as.

He transitioned probably in his mid to late 20s. He earned all the money himself and it required a lot of saving, and working more than one job at least once.

He's not particularly comfortable wearing dresses or skirts, and never liked high heels in the first place, but is still decently comfortable wearing and using other typically feminine clothing.

He keeps his transition and gender to himself, due to the transphobic reaction he received from his mother when he first came out; only his partners, close friends, and new family know.

Lola

Pansexual polyamorous. She has openly been in multiple relationships prior to this one - mostly with men, though she has no particular preference.

Transgender (MtF) woman. She uses only she/her pronouns and feminine honorifics, but doesn't show distaste if you use they/them or gender-neutral honorifics (as long as it's not a permanent decision).

Transitioned as soon as she could when she became an adult, with everything being paid off by her supportive wealthy parents.

She is quite open about the fact that she's transgender and has transitioned, and her ego is thankfully enough of a shield to keep her from being TOO affected by the transphobia she receives from the internet.

She is comfortable in all clothing, but does show a preference for typical feminine clothes and accessories.

"Kit" Please note that Kit is HUMANISED in my canon, and therefore NOT A CAT. He is instead the VOICE ACTOR for the cartoon character.

Bisexual polyamorous, with a male preference. Was publicly in multiple nwlnw relationships prior to his current relationship.

Cisgender man. Prefers he/him pronouns and masculine honorifics, but doesn't bat an eye if you use they/them or gender-neutral honorifics.

Shows a preference for typical masculine clothing, but is also prone to wearing make-up and jewellery of his own accord. Doesn't dislike skirts or dresses, but they aren't his preferred style of clothing.

Supportive and accepting of LGBTQ+ genders.

Byron

Unlabelled gender and sexuality. He thinks that there are more important things to concern yourself with, instead of trying to fit how you feel into tiny specific boxes (however, this doesn't mean that he's opposed to others having labels, and does respect however they choose to identify). Accepts any pronouns and honorifics, but chooses to refer to himself with masculine ones, as it's what he's used to.

Shows a preference for typically masculine clothing, but also sports a lavish amount of jewellery on the daily - and can sometimes be seen with light make-up. Feels comfortable in most clothing, and would dress typically feminine if he felt the want to; however, similarly to his pronouns and honorifics, is more used to being masculine.

If asked about his gender and sexuality, the answer you will get can vary. You are most likely to get something along the lines of "I don't bother with all of that", as it tends to get most people off his back, but he will lie if you're being particularly insistent - usually stating that "I'm a man", as it's the safest option.

Barley

Pan demisexual polyamorous, with no known preference.

Similarly to Byron, Barley often opts for saying "I'm a man" when prompted for their gender, but actually identifies as an aboy (someone who feels their gender is mostly genderless or gender-neutral, while still having some ties to or feelings of masculinity). Gender is a difficult concept for Barley to consider in comparison to their human partners, as gender identity and expression are both human-made concepts that focus entirely on the human experience.

Despite Barley's masculine-leaning gender, they prefer she/they pronouns and feminine or gender-neutral honorifics. They do accept masculine ones, but only due to the fact that they're used to them - given everyone assumes they're a man from their moustache.

Barley prefers feminine clothing - often wearing dresses, skirts, and jewellery after their partners help them to 'come out of their shell'. Prior to this, they only typically wore their work uniform - even outside of work.

People don't always know what an honorific is so I'm just going to leave this Wikipedia article on it here.

I hope this was an interesting read haha, I could definitely go more in-depth with how Barley experiences and expresses gender but I thought I'd leave this as more of a summary of their identities, instead of putting down every little detail at once.

What are your sexuality/gender hcs for gray??

Oh my God hi you don't know how excited I got about having an actual question. /gen/pos

I think Gray is bisexual polyamorous, and a transgender man (who has fully transitioned, hormones and both surgeries). I think he does lean toward the demiboy label a little bit, but he doesn't want to "complicate things" so he hasn't looked into it or used it

[carlyraejepsans]

for real WHERE does the idea that [utdr humans] are nongendered so that "you can project on them" come from. their literal character arcs are about NOT being a blank slate to be filled in by the audience

i think i understand the assumption on some level for undertale, because there is a very intentional effort to make you identify with the "player character" in order to make your choices feel like your own (the beating heart of undertale's metanarrative lies in giving you an alternative path to violence against its enemies after all, and whether you're still willing to persue it for your own selfish reasons. YOUR agency is crucial).

of course, the cardinal plot twist of the main ending sweeps the rug from under your feet on that in every way, and frisk's individuality becomes, in turn, a tool to further UT's OTHER main theme: completionism as a form of diegetic violence within the story. replaying the game would steal frisk's life and happy ending from them for our own perverse sentimentality, emotionally forcing our hand away from the reset button.

i think their neutrality absolutely aids in that immersion. but also, there's this weird attitude by (mostly) cis fans where it being functional within the story makes it... somehow "editable" and "up to the player" as well? which is gross and shows their ass on how they approach gender neutrality in general lol.

but also like. there's plenty of neutral, non PCharacters in undertale and deltarune. even when undertale was just an earthbound fangame and the player immersion metanarrative was completely absent, toby still described frisk as a "young, androgynous person". sometimes characters are just neutral by design. it's not that hard to understand lol.

anyone who makes this argument for kris deltarune is braindead. nothing else to say about it.

[inkameswetrust]

just wondering but do people still fw neopronouns or nah-

(just a heads up, i use xe/xem pronouns)

[lordgeneralsix]

is it just me or is bioware spoiling way too much about the game . talking about gameplay improvements is one thing but revealing story and companion arcs seems very insecure to me bc now the mystery is gone when people play for the first time . seems like they're trying too hard to prove that their game isn't garbage after that first trailer but this is not how you do that

[sysig]

*chanting* Second pet, second pet, second pet! (Patreon)

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

11 o'clock bathroom mirror haircut i love you

[autismbeast]

the gender dysphoria problem as seeing myself as masc with medium length hair and ppl irl seeing me as a woman

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

I have the opportunity to introduce myself to people as thomas irl next week and I am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

(tw vent incoming)

[biblicalhorror]

Thinking about one of the loser men I dated directly post-college who, after I showed them Dirty Computer [the emotion picture] by Janelle Monae, said they "prefer rap that has something to say"

[justabunchofdragons]

fascinating to me that when faced with a they/them using person my mum misgendered them with she/her but my dad went with he/him [THIS WAS WHILE WATCHING A PROGRAMME BTW. THE ONLY QUEER AFFECTED WAS ME]

[kateis-cakeis]

I'm curious more than anything, but why did fanon decide that Aithusa is female?

I mean, it's never 100% completely confirmed that Aithusa is male either. Yes, Kilgharrah said "'you named him", but he also said that Aithusa "bodes well for Albion, for you and Arthur, and for the land that you will build together."

So Kilgharrah can be wrong.

But! I wanna know if anyone has a good starting point of how this part of fanon came about. I tried to search, but nothing was really coming up for it.

Though, I do know with fanon sometimes things just start and nobody knows how they started or when exactly, so I understand if this is one of those cases :P

[buttfacemcgee]

The Veilguard might end up being shit but at least it looks pretty

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

every once in a while i remember that scott’s life series+empires characters being aro is not actually a hc that has occurred to most people and it really does throw me for a loop. there are very few characters where my personal hcs about their queerness so heavily affect how i analyze them but scott being aro really is a massive contributor to how i see his character and i see takes about him i agree w/ relatively frequently so i. forgot. this is at least partially because i have curated my dash well and rarely go into the tags but that is not the point.