#also pansexual

[penguinotaku]

It's pride month and time for a new headcanon for our only Chinese racer in Cars; Long Ge or Zhang Wei Long provided by @physicalyx-613 and human form by @aurora-ze-aquarius

Every June ( if there's an opening in his racing schedule), they book a trip to Taipei. They wash out the hair dye, only snowy white hair brushed and tied loosely back into a man bun tucked under a baseball cap, wearing sunglasses to hide pale blue eyes. Avoiding the usual parks, malls, and shops; there's a special place that they visit away from the cameras and fans. Tucked in an alley way from the traffic and pedestrians is a very special Taoist temple.

That temple is devoted to a very special god: Tu Er Shen, the Chinese god of homosexuality and in more recent times, the entirety of the queer spectrum and any non heterosexual love. Zhang prays with joss sticks, bowing three times before the main shrine, the name bathed in pink backlight.

Long Ge prays for securing safety and love for all couples and quietly for themself. For all the lost love that never came to be and those remaining in the closet for self-preservation. Mainland China is not exactly welcoming for people like them, censoring any mentions of the LGBTQIA+ in the media and history.

But Zhang knows better than most. They read the historical records and stories of bitten peaches, shorn sleeves, fox spirits changing forms and ribald and bawdy stories from dynasties long ago.

Some days, Zhang Wei Long is Bai Suzhen, moving heaven and earth to find her love, only to be betrayed and defeated by Fa-Hai, sealed in Leifong Pagoda. Her snowy white hair and icy blue eyes already set her apart from the majority of people. Zhang wouldn't be that surprised if she woke to pearly iridescent snake scales, fangs, forked tongue, tail, and slit pupil eyes reflected in the mirror. She's seen the pictures of leucistic snakes and wonders if Bai Suzhen ever had white hair (most depictions had the standard black hair so no dice for that). West Lake in Hangzhou was also a favorite place for Zhang-jie to visit, paying homage to the folklore.

Other days, Zhang Wei Long is Huang Jiulang from Pu Songling's "The Cut Sleeve". Those days, fox ears and tail would be a welcome if expected surprise one morning. Though the number of tails he would have is still up for debate (definitely less than nine, he humors himself). Male huli jing were plentiful in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio but were mostly into women while a few had homosexual relations. Zhang never really had a particular preference for either sex or gender and before his racing career, had relations all over the rainbow.

On other days, Lan Caihe could probably empathize with them. Artists weren't sure whether to depict them as male, female or some other for all together. Likewise in photoshoots and modelling, they could become very androgynous and portray both masculine and feminine sides. It earned them quite a number of queer fans, thanking them for showing themselves in their true light as is.

Zhang often donated to the Hall of Martial Brilliance as often as he could. They also donated to various LGBTQIA+ organizations around China, Hong Kong, Taiwan and Macau. This time, Zhang offered a bottle of Midori that Shu gifted them from a Secret Santa to the rabbit deity. Ta-ye would appreciate having new drink aside from the bottled teas and baiju.

[justarandombrit]

A teacher during sex ed in primary: Well, you may not like it now, but someday all the boys in this room will fall in love with a girl, and someday all the girls in this room will fall in love with a boy.

Me:

[orpheuslament]

hannibal lecter is not "pansexual" hes a campy old european queen who most probably spent his youth sucking & fucking & doing designer drugs & planning out deeply erotic crime scenes in italy. if you asked him about his sexuality he would smile almost imperceptibly & say something like why must one limit himself in matters of passion & maybe add you to the list of dinner ingredients

[sovietyurion]

I find this bio to be extremely funny bc like do they think they have control??? over whether bots follow them?

[vaguely-concerned]

I think it says almost everything you need to know about varric that his reaction to the blackwall reveal is like... 'oh thank GOD you're a child murderer. for a hot second there I thought you were something much much worse' '.......like what' 'boring to me personally'

[thejadecount]

You see Verosika throwing a hate-party for Blitzø’s exes is actually crazy bc imagine breaking up with a guy you hooked up for like a few months and not even a full 24 hours later you get an invitation from Taylor Swift bc she fucked the same guy a few years ago

[oneofthosenightbees]

I love your lamb and Narinder’s dynamic. Goofy lesbian and their perpetually exhausted bestie. Good stuff 20/10.

Thank you so much! I love these two they’re the friends ever. Nari is forever doomed to listen to the lambs' relationship/situationship problems.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

"jaskier isn't gay they ruined his character!!!" actually jaskier was bisexual from the moment he saw geralt across a crowded tavern and slut walked his way across that room like That to talk to him so just jot that down

[oro-junestar]

why do people gatekeep queer identies?? like,, isn't the whole point of the queer community that we're sick of being told who we are and aren't allowed to be?? stop shunning queer people for being queer in ways you don't like

[mintaikk]

I want a scene where Angel finds out that Husk is also into men and Husk is like, "Yeah, so what?" And then it quickly moves on to a different topic or conversation while Angel just looks at him like this in the background

[fourquartertoast]

James, age 9, after a visit to the ophthalmologist: so apparently I can't see straight James, age 17, after (finally) realising he is madly in love with Regulus Black: or be straight

[dzasta15]

I don't know what it means but i might be onto something

[moon-axolotl]

BREAKING NEWS: Sources Say That Wicked (2024) Is THE Movie For Thirsty Bisexuals+

[punzoclown]

HE RADIATES PANSEXUAL KENERGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO I WILL NOT ARGUE JUST AGREE WITH ME !!!!

[stolasbuckzo]

I have two types of ships:

Healthy:

Dysfunctional:

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Incorrect Marauders Quotes

James: Guys Remus: Yeah, James? Sirius: What’s up? James: I’ve been meaning to tell you something for a while now… I… James: I’m pan- pana- panesaxe- pann-pansensu- Remus: Take your time, mate James: *points at Lily and Regulus* James: Boys and girls James: Both James: *points at the roof* And a third option Evan: *falls from the ceiling* *groans* James: … whatever he is.