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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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SMALLISHBEANS AND LDSHADOWLADY HAD A BABY

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Alright chat, remember to be respectful about Lizzie and Joel's kid! Do not theorize about the name, or try to get more information out of them when they stream/on their comments!! It was already weird seeing people theorize about Lizzie being pregnant. They will share whatever they want to share. Just let them enjoy this time. Being a new parent is tiring, do not add to that stress!

That said, I'm so happy for them, they are going to be wonderful parents <3

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girl you just gave birth hang on a minute 😭😭😭😭

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

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Peak cinema

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.

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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

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I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

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