#this cat is trying to work 😭

[oneofthosenightbees]

I love your lamb and Narinder’s dynamic. Goofy lesbian and their perpetually exhausted bestie. Good stuff 20/10.

Thank you so much! I love these two they’re the friends ever. Nari is forever doomed to listen to the lambs' relationship/situationship problems.

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[spoopup]

finished replaying ghost trick yesterday

[rileys-battlecats]

*guy that hasn't slept properly in several days voice* damn why am i so tired

[3-aem]

MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

[fromtheseventhhell]

"Ned doesn't know how to talk with Sansa" Okay but like…where though? Where is it actually anywhere in the books that Ned has trouble speaking with Sansa? Or that he doesn't know how to handle her or "what to do" with her? The conflict people try and invent between them is just so...forced. I wish people would just let it go and stop trying.

[al-luviec]

Here is lady pics from when I was MIA

[idiotvision]

Emberclan!

[thedrotter]

you know how my display name is straight up local catboy even though im outright terrified of cats. well this week a miracle happened: ive interacted with a cat for once?!?!?!?!

you see i was at campus this week and the college cat started chasing me everywhere and even waited for me as i went to the bathroom and i was so scared😭 as i got out of that bathroom I was cornered girl was already camping outside... I thought i was going to faint to die but then turns out she was running after me because she wanted to rub herself on my legs???😭😭

it struck a soft spot in my heart because she reminded me of my dog because she does the same thing (plus bonus points my dog is black and the cat was a black cat so. double hit) and here's the miracle... I crouch and talk to her🫣🫣 this sounds very simple but i usually keep cats at a distance since they terrify me so this this was a very intense moment for me fr

so yes display name local catboy who also happens to be terrified of cats despite that display name interacts with cat for once in his life

[lagomorphpaw]

a look of guilt? of recognition? she wasn't sure; the tabby blinked it away, her green gaze betraying nothing more.

🇵🇸 help youssef and his family evacuate gaza! (vetted)

[aeolianblues]

pop stars aren't born in the 70s anymore like they used to be. These days they're born in a year uncomfortably close to my own which makes me clutch my chest and cry out

[cowboyjimkirk]

my foot tendinitis has gotten worse after seven weeks of wearing a walking boot and i’m afraid i’ll have to get surgery 😭

[incisedwound]

Been trying this new tactic where i annoying tf out of my cat when she keeps me up all night and so far she fucking hates it and i can tell its just going to make things worse

[zebrafiz]

not to be that guy but im gonna be annoying rn and say that one of the most disturbing internet things to #me is the obsession with fat cats and idc if i sound lame or like a party pooper but ☝️🤓 as someone with actual veterinary experience ☝️🤓 i have seen first hand how debilitating excess weight can be to these cats not only physically but also psychologically. some of these famous fat cats on tiktok or whatever are marketed with endearing monikers like “chonker” or “unit” or whatever else and it drives me crazy a little because the likelihood of them developing thyroid problems or diabetes or arthritis or joint issues is so astronomically high and thennn u enter the territory of them not being able to groom themselves because they can’t reach and bend in ways they should be able to AND THEN from there the cat gets stressed out and anxious because they can’t clean themselves but when they lash out because of it they’re just seen as assholes. it’s different if ur actively trying to get ur cat to lose weight but some people realize they can make a profit off of exploiting their unhealthy cat for internet points without any regard to the cats wellbeing and it irritates me so badddddddd… no it’s not cute nor funny watching ur cat roll around bc it can’t stand up easily or fail to jump half a foot in the air. You are neglecting your cat. Dare I say abusing your cat. Die

[mymarifae]

hi everybody how have you all been as of late 💖💗 my bats say they love you and that they've missed terrorizing your dashboards

[littlepuffy4ever]

I think drawing Frank and Indra kissing and cuddling would fix me actually