#also murder

[wolfythewitch]

Odysseus has committed So Many crimes but cheating is not one of them

[treasure-goblin]

Homicidal is preferable to Suicidal ig

[talesofthedm]

Dark urge evil run is evil, not a monster. We love scratch and Owlbear and we die for them.

On a totally unrelated note, you can steal one of the potions on the backroom of auntie Ethel's house and gain a bite attack until long rest when drunk.

And theoretically you could keep scratch until act 3 when you return him. And, you know, eat all the dogs I mean, rip the throat out of the kennel trainer.

And 100% use it to rip out cazadors throat like a feral child. I'm personally here for that last part.

[bandichree]

Less cops and more groups of teenagers to stand there and call you a loser and laugh at you

[ursatempest]

yeah SUCK AND FUCK!!

what the fuck is "dark academia" isnt real academia dark enough do you know what some of these fuckers woudl do for funding

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[journal-three]

human Bill but it's just dark era Dazai

[sandersstudies]

Criminal Minds also said what if there was a pipe-cleaner-lookin’ autistic guy who never shut up and everyone loved him so much too.

Unironically Penelope Garcia on Criminal Minds was ahead of her time as a character type. Every other character in that show looks like either a supremely generic man or a model.

But somebody was like what about a plus-size manic pixie dream girl tech nerd who everyone loves so much.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[sexygaywizard]

Have not talked to my brother in 8 years because he went down a sad alt-right pipeline but he just gifted me a yaoi game on Steam for Christmas?? lol

[willgrahamscock]

My roman empire is this scene where Will's wound starts bleeding in a form of a bite which slowly turns into a kiss, and then he looks up in anticipation of seeing Hannibal. Because that’s a normal association with that kind of thing.

[aridatinas-art]

something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket

[journey-to-the-attic]

glimpse into the things i visualise whenever i use :D jobs

[umblrspectrum]

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

[gunstellations]

costume 🔑⚓

[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually