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Someone came onto this blog talking about how Calderon is better than Damon. I'm making a vague post instead of replying do you think I care about morals? Damon is sarcastic and has knives I don't love him for his kind heart. Also bullying the monarchy is always morally correct even if the monarchy is me. Damon's done nothing wrong ever
#calderon was a dick to the MC when he thought they were just some random amnesiac#also hes blonde#he does have 2 moms so thats pretty cool#andromeda 6 calderon#damon reznor
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i’m sorry but izuku offering another gay blond man his hand and kacchan going wide-eyed is so funny
#HES LIKE POSITION OF GAY BLOND LOVE INTEREST HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#yes I will take this very touching moving scene and make it into a gay joke yes I will#he’s like dEKU WAIT IVE BEEN YEARNING but also he’s so proud#I wonder what exactly he gets here finally?#maybe that Izuku ever pitied him back in the river scene but loved him#hhkwjeoekkekd they make me NUTS
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gravity falls x the night of the hunter (1955)
#the latest in my series of crossovers between nerd shit and oldass movies!#gravity falls#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#billford#the night of the hunter#crossover#art tag#i am sorry about classic skinny blond humanbill. but it is how i think he would look in this setting#i dont think he would have one designated human form it would depend on where he was and what he was doing#oh also i actually started doing these in like. may. and then i got distracted#and finally finished them just now lol#OH ALSO gfalls fandom watch this movie please its sooooo good#and i hope im not misremembering but im p sure it was the inspiration for bipper's design
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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness.#not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like.#a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why…#but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it#and now HAN is used to this#and leia does not care#but boba fett is doing the 😧#and i just think that’s funny.#all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit.#like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment#or from being around lots of normal people.#so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude.#star wars#original trilogy#ot#star wars original trilogy#luke skywalker#bobaluke#dinluke#the mandalorian#boba fett#din djarin
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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man
#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him#like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate#like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right#madeleine didn’t even know him#daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him#(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore#uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him#maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead#armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing#so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater#and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two#attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years#so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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blond
#hlvrai#half live vr but the ai is self aware#benry#benrey#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#frenrey#i guess?#i think frenrey is funny but exactly how they are in the series#fun fact at first i was gonna make the hair lucious and long but then i was like#thats antithetical to the point#the whole nightmare is that benrey is blond#making it nice blond hair ruins it#but in my mind there exists a version of this comic where he takes off the helmet and its fuckin#finns hair in that one ep#you know the one#also if ur wondering why gordon looks different in the last panel its cause thats The Player not gordon#this is the players nightmare#god dammit long ass tags again
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what she says: yea i’m fine
what she’s thinking: the story brought both carpenter and faulkner to their inevitable end points that have been foreshadowed from the v first episode of the show ambiguity of carpenters death aside she stood on the banks of the river singing like her nana glass and was gunned down by the military and faulkner was drowned dragged delivered by the god and story he had let devour him but. but. before those things happened right before the narrative reached its end both of them stood up and said no! i want to go forward! i want to find something past this whatever it might be i don’t want it to take me yet im going to keep on walking! and it was too late! the thing is it was too fucking late!!!!!!! the aquifer was already flooding the soldiers were closing in she was to hurt to run he can’t swim. the chance had come and gone at the beginning of the episode for any hope of them reaching each other ever again but even though it was too little too late never ever going to be enough they both looked the site of their doom in the eyes and said i do not accept this. not here. not now. i am staring at you– the thing that will eat me — and resolving to pry open the jaws and choose to use the last moments of my life (whether i know it or not) to run and stumble and crawl and cry and sing in the hopes of reaching the people who matter to me more than being made your meal. and of course they got fucking eaten anyways. of course they did bc they were walking towards it from the beginning. but there is a way out, there is a way forward, there is a land beyond the storm that is possible to reach if you choose to step out of the story that has been built for you to find it. we walk on, with a rough and tarnished hope, and a tangled, ruined love. it can end with love, and it can end with kindness. even as the jaws are closing. ours is a world of miracles.
#unrelated but i fucking knew he was blond i knew it from episode one. vindication.#is this anything. i don’t know if this is anything. i just have a lot of feelings okay.#this might be too much of an optimistic read re both of their last moments but i think the themes are very much there#and baked into the finale. none of them wanted to be eaten man.#also schrödingers carpenter and faulkner realizing she was right and going after her at THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND#are two narrative choices that are going to haunt me until the end of time. like holy shit they really did that huh.#*stares in podcast rambling*#tsv#the silt verses#tsv s3#the silt verses season 3#tsv spoilers#the silt verses spoilers
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My personal take on the Abundance Yanqing theory.
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#abundance!yanqing theory#my art#yanqing#yanqing hsr#yaoshi hsr#yes yaoshi is a deadbeat#inspo was the tartary lamb just ignore the stalk protruding from the back instead of the belly#i was struggling#in my head he's sort of like a fruit of the arbor thats taken on a human form#mb yaoshi created him personally im not sure#also no ones pointed out yet that theres flocks of golden swallows in the roots of the arbor? right before fighting phantylia?#is it just me thats noticed that? cause it seems like quite the mighty big coincidence just saying#yanqing and luocha being the only xianzhou characters with blonde hair has me in a chokehold as well#like it has to mean smth right??#also jing yuan knows and hasnt told anyone#because his love for his son outweighs his duties as a general#thats my based take of the day#thank you
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words of radiance, chapter 57: to kill the wind.
here’s a renarin post-duel :)
no-background & line art under the cut !
#FINALLY DREW HIM OUTSIDE OF A SHITPOST#playing the dangerous game of how blonde i can make his hair before he turns into adolin#also this isnt the style i was going for at all ? i dont really know what happened on the journey here#stormlight archive#brandon sanderson#cosmere#renarin kholin#words of radiance#my art#my hits and bangers and other such things
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I love them! So much!
#detroit become human#kara ax400#luther tr400#i love them so much and have something planned for luther in the hes a 10 but series#i may have spent a lot more time on this than i planned (aka two! doodles!)#but you know what 100% worth it i love them and i love him supporting womens wrongs and and#i got so emotional the first time i saw his status updated to family im like crying over this family#also kara having the ability to not only die in almost all her chapters but also kill in almost all her chapters#like girl please i love you and i love that you are willing to be rational and not let luther kill a guy returning a glove#but also you are unhinged and i love you there is no downside to kara i love her#also she gets to not only be a blonde menace but she rocks brown and black and white hair??#truly a lady who can do anything is2g#this suggestion added a year to my life cause it was technically the first one received#even though its the second i drew - i got it first
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appreciation post for Sabo being fine as hell in this new art style. we EATING
#I also love mentally ill men#my favorite blonde#sabo#revolutionary sabo#one piece#op 1089#he’s so scared and sweaty#he makes stress look sexy#down horrendous
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kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)
#kiseki: dear to me#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#ai di#chen yi#kdtm#userspicy#useralias#mt#gifs#kdtmmemes#yes 65 year old coworker is zerui#yes he's like 30 I KNOW#rest of the main cast#is like 18-21 right#so he's basically ancient for them anyway#this is A JOKE#for the blond men one tho#i don't even have an explanation#i saw the post and it was funny#for me#ALSO couldn't use the actual dagger scene#for that dagger one#because it's like 1 second long#and fades to black#a crime against me personally
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not sure if this has been done yet but it's all I could think while watching season 2. Brimby really going through it (insert that shot of him covering his face with his shaky hands)
#the rings of power#lord of the rings#annatar#sauron#celebrimbor#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#i firmly believe he did all three#i might go into it more in another post but his plot line was unintentionally very funny to me#blonde twink infiltrates elven city in his plot to destroy the entire world because he's just really good at gaslighting#and everyone around him is unbelievably gullible#his scheme oddly enough also involves making a lot of jewelry#im like weirdly attached to him now for some reason#i think i just really enjoy weird little guys who come up with silly schemes
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a taehyung a week until he's released ♥
week 14/52 for @aprylynn ♥
+ bonus
#bts#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#btsdaily#taehyung#kim taehyung#bts v#dailybangtan#userbangtan#aprylynn#usersan#heyryen#userpat#tuserandi#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#annietrack#usersky#userkelli#kthedit#***#*taw#i cant talk abt the middle gif it makes me feel things u kno#also apryl this is such great taste like this green dynamite suit is an ELITE taehyung look hes so !!!!!!!#and the blonde hair i am GIGGLING !!!!!!! BLUSHING !!!!!#LOOK AT THE LAST ONE LOOK AT HIM BEING SO TEENY TINY IN THAT CAR WHILE YOONGI DANCES ON IT#IMG ONNA OFF MYSELF I CANT DO THIS BRING HIM BACK
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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Kacchan Bias
the left wouldnt be REMOTELY interesting to me if it werent for the right
#bakugou katsuki#kacchan#bnha#mha#“universe where he never did anything wrong”#so just a nice pretty blonde? thats kaminari#“no no i mean where he is still loud and gremlinface and antagonistic but never said that stuff to deku”#MONOMA NEITO is RIGHT THERE#him starting off as a VILE ANIMAL CREATURE is why i love him#i love it. its NECESSARY CONTEXT.#if he was just the perfect guy so soft so sweet so smart and had never done anythign bad i really wouldnt care at all#ALSO muzzle#my art#kinda#as in i added the stuff its jsut a meme
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