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madame-mongoose · 9 months ago

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If ur lesbien how do you have a crush on Wheatley, a man?

he is not a man he is a robot hope this helps <3

#also he is... not real lol #i just personally dont see him as a man bc like. he is a ball? he is metal #anon have you not seen the massive phenomena of lesbians and fictional male crushes #im not gonna get into all the like. nitty gritty #but basically its fictional and projection. comphet and all that #if wheatley was real i would not like him for a number of reasons lol #but i like him bc he is fictional and funny!!!#monnie answers

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months ago

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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hinata-boke · 7 months ago

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sanji-kun!!

#my art #one piece #sanji #whos this????#i actually got possessed to draw this i was supposed to be studying #first 'real' time drawing op! not including scribbles in the margins of my notes!!!#my friend was scared for me to read op bc she thought i might hate sanji bc hes annoying lol #he is annoying but hes also my fav i think so that worked out

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shotmrmiller · 4 months ago

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personal sperm donor soap x reader because IVF is expensive (craigslist ad. everyone else thought it some FBI scheme but you just want to start a family minus the male relationship) thank you but once the dick appt comes, it turns into ghoap cuz johnny just had to bring his boyfriend to donate sperm too. higher chance of a baby

#make it extra gross with simon shooting certified blanks #he got a vasectomy when he was still a private lol #but you don't know that #soooooo let's try for that baby yes??#also soap got super fucking lucky the ad was real #he definitely believes hot 60 milfs around his area wanna fuck and are sending him a message lolol #he's a genius at work okay he's allowed to have nothing but air whistling in his head when with his scary dog boyfriend

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ruubesz-draws · 10 months ago

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And that's how Godzilla got trapped in the ice and lost weight👍 :)

Also, Rodan is in the movie. I know this because I saw it in my dreams.

Inspired by Mickey Mouse Shorts

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ethosiab · 5 months ago

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still feels unreal that there was a solid two months or so where we got regular 2 hour uploads from etho. god is real (in the form of tangotek)

#nics art #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft s9 #decked out 2 #do2 #guys i hate drawing shoes theyre the bane of my existence #which means i should draw them more but i dont wanna :(#edit: also wanted to point out that this is my s9 specific design for him #but yk better because my art was worse in s9 because it was months ago LOL #he gets sleeves on his jacket evem though his base was in the jungle because lets be real his home was the citadel #and that place is cold #ethodaily #ethodaily4 #nics ethodaily

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avephelis · 6 months ago

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theo your rolls too tough your swag too different they'll kill you...

#HOW havent i posted art of him before he's been my favourite since DAY ONE theo nation im so sorry...#the suckening #jrwi #just roll with it #theo collins #jrwi soda #avepharts #the suckening spoilers #only if you look too close but still #he is literally my goat that's my BOY. that's my BOY RIGHT THERE. BLESSED IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE BY HOMOSEXUALITY.#didnt draw the back of his jacket cape but it probably has the dangs on it and the old demons + fangs logos in patches #didnt feel like drawing it lol #also i like to think post-11 he only wears silver jewellery

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greywoe · 7 months ago

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child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

#my drawings #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #theon greyjoy #not tagging the others bc they’re products of his imagination #so @ their fans: dw they’re not real…….#well i mean they’re not real anyway but as in a portrayal of their canon selves etc #this has been finished for so long but i debated whether or not to upload it here lol i’m not super happy w it #i think i did this mainly bc i wanted to draw fancy and ornate clothing (at least by my standards lol)#but it’s a quote i think abt sometimes bc it’s kind of endearing and sad and funny at the same time #adwd #well the quote is from there #also he’s yassifying himself a bit in his imagination… he’s handsome and successful and everyone admires him #and sansa’s kind of.. reduced to his prize in a way. while his focus is on ned welcoming him into the family #legitimacy and validation and safety 👍

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sesamenom · 11 months ago

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Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.

#silm #silmarillion #gil galad #gil galad son of plothole #<- best tag lol #personally i like the maglor theory #son of lalwen is probably my second favorite?#also that would make him the 16th known finwean grandkid #the aegnor/andreth peredhel variant is interesting #also i feel like when everyone meets him in valinor/the halls finrod would just look at aegnor like :/#finrod: 'if you were just going to ignroe my whole speech you could have at least told me so i could get birthday gifts for the kid!'#the russingon one looks very much like nerdanel lol #both the maedhros ones' hair is *just* dark enough to not cause a diplomatic incident #the elured/elurin one is really funny #like. hes 0% noldor not even related to finwe at all. like. theyre descended from different cuvienen families. they literally are 0% relate #he was raised by cirdan who is also 0% noldor #but he is somehow a better king of the noldor than like 90% of the previous ones #even funnier if hes Just A Guy #did they accidentally switch the real finwean baby? did they just grab a random kid and go 'oh well close enough'? who knows?#i think princess-faelivrin has a FAQ about the leading version of fin-galad (gil galad being finduilas)

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wispurring-moss · 6 months ago

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sometimes i feel like i'm really exaggerating their height difference when i draw them but then i have to remind myself that, no, they basically Are just Like ThatTM actually and it guts me every single time............. x'3c

#the two main couples both getting their height differences exaggerated from pilot to show is one of my love languages~ <3 :))))))#''it wouldn't be so bad if Husk actually stood up straight'' false. wishful thinking. *points* canonical manlet afterliving amidst giants #Angel wrapping himself around Husk like a literal scarf just bc he Can is so real to me tho lol #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #hazbin hotel #i've decided that idgaf abt hitting all the search tags so i'm just gonna be tagging for my own blog purposes lmfao #my art #i'm also playing with new brushes lol

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maym0rin · 5 months ago

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Day 2: Learning/Teaching

An idea that i have no plans to work on it in the future officially, so here you go! Basically Trucy (forcefully) teaching her dad magic so he won't think about sad things... 🥺💙💗bz that's how she and her old dad did for each other back then...

(also slowly got dizzy and nauseous while working on this till the end so haha maybe i'll gonna cut down the number of pages, but then i would like to print them out physically to sell in my next con........ while also include last year's wright week comics.... much thonks...)

#WRIGHTWEEK24 #ace attorney #phoenix wright #trucy wright #comic #dad daughter #zak enigmar #troupe gramarye #also making magnifi the real worst dad/granddad in the troupe lol ngl i have a grudge on this fcker #also making zak a good dad before he left trucy to phoenix bz yes i can i support his actions and possibly his good judgement for trucy yes

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago

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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

#fantasy high #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #figueroth faeth #the bad kids #half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol #I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way #no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me #riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it #he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts #and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that #kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount #of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also #gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on #the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support #fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling #very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive #and so is adapting random parts to her system #fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that #adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o #and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad #she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers #I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties #is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand

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formulanni · 29 days ago

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See you later in the kitchen with a knife!

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009 (please lmk if you would prefer to be taken off the tag list for non f1 art 🫡)

#I never know if I need to add cws for blood #like it doesn’t look real? and canonically it’s not real blood? but I never know #anyways #my pookie my babygirl my sunshine and billy loomis #justice for Stu macher why is he constantly erased from the narrative 😔#also Tatum??? mentioned a single time in scream 2 and then like… never again?? what is going AWN #ruby and I just watched all 6 of these movies LOL #and not a single skip. gagged everytime.#sorry to my f1 followers but it’s October!!!! I want to draw Halloween things!!!!#this is potentially my fave movie of all time #scream #scream movie #stu macher #stuart macher #billy loomis #gale weathers #horror movies #horror #horror movie art #scream art #scream fanart #scream poster #matthew lillard #skeet ulrich #Matthew Lillard art #Billy loomis art #stuilly #scream 1996 #scream 1996 art

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jellydragons · 6 days ago

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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins

#my post #my art #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #oh boy here we go #zedaph #tangotek #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #rendog #falsesymmetry #stressmonster101 #iskall85 #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar #WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them they’re so…………#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM #i will never draw anything better than that he’s literally perfect #don’t. don’t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasn’t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs #i’m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ‘MWAH!’ but that’s just because that one’s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months #i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldn’t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins #it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try #was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#……..yeah probably but STILL #but i’m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy #anyways posting this so i’ll stop poking at it i’ve gone ‘okay it’s Officially Done’ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone #POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDN’T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDN’T

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krysmcscience · 5 months ago

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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb the goat AU lmao #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl goat #did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor #for real tho guys #rams and lambs are for sheep #for goats you want bucks and billies #or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies #(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD #it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets #don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao #if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot #i would have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL #yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf #if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament #i should go to bed

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redbean-nom · 8 months ago

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A handful of "Boba Fetts" (none of them know what his armor actually looks like)

#star wars #boba fett #clones #from left to right:#commander cody #clone trooper slick #clone trooper dogma #commander fox #commander bly #soup clone #redbean art #i basically threw all the open ended clones together into the boba soup #also i gave slick a diff hairstyle because drawing the same one over and over gets kind of boring #all the color schemes are based off diff boba concepts btw #also slicks boba armor is basically just jangos armor bc he left pre-o66 and started bounty hunting around the same time the real boba did #codys boba armor would be the most accurate if he didn't keep the wireless router antenna lol #soup looks like a scarif trooper w that color scheme

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