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I FUCKING TOLD Y'ALL. i told you lena knew something was up. of course she did. she may not have known exactly what gwen did but she was prepared for whatever it was. and she took it like a champ.
i bet you, lena was just waiting to be rid of her role in all this and just go on a nice vacay. and gwen handed her freedom on a silver platter.
it's nice that lena still tried to warn gwen but it was still more of a "i told you so, you fucked around and now you're gonna find out" rather than lena genuinely being concerned for gwen. and i love her for that.
#also fuck gwen man#i mean she's an interesting character#but she's also SO unlikeable#like not even a character that you love to hate#i was on the fence with what i thought about gwen up until now#but she's genuinely just so hateable i'm so sorry 😭#she's not even GOOD at doing whatever she does she just uses her power and status to her advantage#i only respect antagonists if they're actually competent#anyway#rant in tags#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 30#lena kelley#gwendolyn bouchard
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Spiderverse thots
#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#ALSO GHE COWBOY SPIDER-MAN????? 🩷🩵💖💗#I guess#not really but just in case :)#I fucking loved spider punk#hatred of British people temporarily paused#fuck Miguel#fuck Jess#miguel o'hara#miles morales#gwen stacy#peter b parker#spider man#the word spider doesn’t seem real anymore#god couldn’t have made that movie it was too beautiful for his corrupted hands to tarnish with his sins#god bless the spiderverse#god….. poetic cinema
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ITSV is what I have called a perfect movie.
That being said, ATSV knocks it out of the fucking park. There could not have been a better sequel.
#itsv#also#hobie brown was fucking perfect#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#also also#spot is finally fucking cool again#and scary to boot#miles morales#spider man#hobie brown#gwen stacy#peter parker#miguel ohara
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Nimona 🤝 Gwen Stacy: being Very Transgender/Not Cis to the point where you can’t separate it because it’s literally woven into their character arcs and even having trans flags surrounding them in some scenes yet some people only call it “coding” and “theories” purely because neither of them said “oh btw I’m transgender” on screen
#the fact that I'm cis yet I can tell the intention behind the flags everywhere and their arcs being about repressing their true identities#if y'all can't tell I'm gonna say you're fucking stupid#it's an intentional thing atp#also it DEFINITELY would've been cool for them to say that they're not cis on screen but they didn't need to because IT'S OBVIOUS#nimona#nimona movie#gwen stacy#across the spider-verse spoilers#spider-man: across the spider-verse#nimona spoilers#atsv spoilers
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the height difference between hobie and gwen + miles <3 they’re going to annoy him about it sooo much
#also did you see those fucking guns???? hello???? what were they carrying all that shit for#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#gwen stacy#spidergwen#ghost spider#jessica drew#spiderwoman#spider woman#m&m posts
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finally my obsession with zoot suits becomes useful
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT ZOOT SUITS#they’re fascinating the history is just. ouujhghghghhh i love it#not to mention the silhouette??? the chain???? fuck yeah#plus… green carnation… wink wink#green carnations as a subtle queer symbol also fell out of use round the 20s i think but i like it so#also zoot suits are technically a late 30s/40s thing if i remember right but leT ME HAVE THIS#theyre going on a date to a langston hughes reading <333#yknow how every spidey seems to have a borough?? like miles has brooklyn and gwen has chelsea#well. noir has harlem#IMAGINE IT. NOIR RIGHT IN THE THICK OF THE HARLEM RENAISSANCE#I NEED IT TO BE REAL#im so happy i get to incorporate my interest in the roarin 20s#into this magnificent ship. fucking fantastic for me#poem on hobie is love again blues by literally guess
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This is Gwen when Miles fell in love with her 😭
#found this on the internet tonight and thought of her immediately#give her a minute buddy it's not you she buried her best friend who loved her too and then her dad gave no shit about her#also her mom is dead#and she was homeless and all#and miguel and jessica fucked her up they deserve more hate for what they did#shit happened#right person wrong time#gwen stacy#spider woman#gwiles#ghostflower#miles morales#twitter#ghost spider#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#spider man into the spider verse#into the spiderverse#she warned him tho#also her dad wtf was wrong with him
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
#drawing#art#digital art#fanart#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#arthur pendragon fanart#gwen pendragon fanart#bbc merlin#comic#the officer sitting there like damn i did not need to know that#but also please do#bc he literally set a raccoon loose on one of our cops bc he didn’t like the way the cop was looking at him#and gwen’s like well damn maybe the cop deserved it#and th officers like well he also ran and climbed up a fire escape then we found him making tea for the old man whose house he broke into#and gwen’s like jesus christ arthur#then the officers like no i’m not done we found him and then he somehow got the old man to vouch for him even though he has a broken window#arthur jumped back through after giving his number to the old man and found the hose at the bottom as we were chasing him and sprayed us#screaming “bitch ass motherfuckers trying to take away my goddamn right to meet new people#the he threw the hose at us#screamed fuck the cops#then ran into a wall#and that’s how we got him#and gwen’s like damn okay then
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“[insert fictional character] isn’t trans! >:(”
no, every character ever is transgender, actually. and bisexual too
#trans and bisexual unless proven otherwise#i am joking but i am also being incredibly serious#spider-man#miles morales#gwen stacy#gravity falls#transgender headcanon#trans#transgender#trans media#monty finch#i wanna tag “thomas jefferson” too just cause it’d be funny as fuck#my posts#charles rowland
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Dragonlords/ladies are born with the dormant soul of a dragon. When they reach age five, they take part in a naming ceremony. They are placed in an enclosed space with a dragon egg and surrounded by flames that burn as they form a bond with the dragon inside the egg. The dragon’s name will form in their mind and fall from their lips before they can truly comprehend it. Instantly, the dragon egg will begin to hatch and the dragonsoul within the child is awakened and as the flames lick at their bodies, dragonfire ignites within them. Their dragon features form - scales, claws, fangs, and wings. Their sight and hearing improves and with the dragonfire in their soul, they can breathe fire on command.
The new Dragonlord/lady will emerge from the flames with their dragon on their shoulder and will be hailed as the next in their family line to take the title of Dragonlord/lady. For example, when Balinor of Ambrosius married Nerys of Draigwen and sired their child, they had a daughter - Ganieda. When Ganieda performed her naming ceremony, she was hailed as the next Dragonlady of the Draigwen line. The eldest child of the line will carry the title of Dragonlord/lady in accordance with which if their parents carries the gift.
As Nerys was the Dragonlady of family Draigwen, he daughter carried on the gift. Since Balinor and Nerys could not try for a son to carry on the gift of Dragonlord of the Ambrosius line, Balinor was to be the last. However, after the Purge, Balinor found himself on a farm in a small village called Ealdor with a woman named Hunith. Their time together was short but the attraction they felt was genuine and before long, Hunith came to be with child. Balinor did not learn he was to have a child before he moved on but in nine months, Hunith gave birth to a baby boy - Merlin. He carried the dormant soul of a dragon and since he did not have his naming ceremony at five, he carried on through life cold and incomplete.
When Merlin finally found a dragon egg to hatch, he was in his twenties and found the transition from mortal man to Dragonlord quite staggering for the changes were why Dragonlords/ladies were named so young. With Merlin’s naming ceremony, the Ambrosius line lived on. Balinor, under the impression that Uther and his knights destroyed his home and slaughtered his family, believed himself to be alone. Just as Ganieda, who watched Camelot knights burn her home and kill her aunts, uncles, and cousins, believed her father, who had been visiting Camelot, dead.
However, all three are out in the realm with their dragons - Balinor with Kilgharrah, Ganieda with Lykos, and Merlin with Aithusa. The last two Dragonlord/lady lines - Ambrosius and Draigwen. Maybe one day Ganieda and Merlin will be able to meet and bond as long lost brother and sister. Maybe Balinor will be able to have both of his children together. Maybe Ganieda will be able to form her new family with her father and brother.
#balinor hatched kilgharrah when he was five#idc that kilgharrah is supposed to be old as fuck#canon is what i make it#dragonlord lore#source? visions from god idk man#i made it the fuck up#i love ganieda#shes real to me#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#balinor#dragonlord#dragonlady#dragonlord merlin#merlins sister#if arthur got to have a sister so should merlin#two sides of the same coin or whatever lizard brain said#ok lbr gwen was merlins sister and i love that but i also love ganieda#merlin ambrosius#balinor ambrosius#ganieda#ganieda draigwen#ganieda ambrosius#fanfiction#fanfic#fic#headcanon#head canon#hc
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I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.
#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean#but yeah i saw a post that was like#''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man''#as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago#he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists.#even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape#these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry#but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good.#shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason#so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like#but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing#and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works#cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe#even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe#but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself#and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason#i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it#that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it#look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man#or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do#miguel o'hara#marvel#shut up tristan
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since the spiderverse fandom is dying out, i have a confession to make
i thought gwen and miles were already dating until i saw the clocktower scene and was like "wait.. they're just friend?"
#OKAY OKAY OKAY BACKGROUND INFO#THE ONLY THING I EVER SAW FROM SPIDERVERSE BEFORE I WATCHED ATSV WAS 2 SCENES FROM ITSV#AND ONE OF THOSE GWEN WAS THERE AND I JUST ASSUMED SHE WAS DATING MILES#SO I GO INTO ATSV KNOWING NOTHING#AND I SEE THE INTRO AND GO “bro where tf ur man at?”#BUT I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERENT DATING#i was FOOLED#also i yelled at my sister when she said “oh forgot to mention this was part 1”#and my thoughts during the last scene was “YES IM IN BITCH GO SAVE YOUR FRIEND!”#i was so fucking hyped towards the end just for it to end on a cliffhanger#but thats a separate post for another time#ghostflower#gwen stacy#miles morales#across the spiderverse#erin talks abt random stuff#into the spider verse
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honestly merlin is arthur's biggest wingman ever he literally let himself get thrown in the stocks for arthur just so he can go on a date 😭
#shows#bbc merlin#merlin s1#1x07#merthur#arthur#merlin#text#tais toi lys#lys lb: merlin#not to mention merlin being the BIGGEST fucking arwen shipper known to man. the way he treated mithian was so funny#<- this can also just be bc merlin’s a Number One Gwen Stan tho#*
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So i finally listened to The Magnus Protocol and uhh holy shit, yall mind if i
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#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#In the tags#My favourite case has to be the 2nd one Daria girl you are so fucked up!!!! You are so fucked up girl get help!!!!#And i am loving the absolute toxic work environment it is hilarious all the characters are great!!#Alice Gwen and Lena have three way situation of snide backhanded remarks and office coworker hate going on#Colin hates everyone but especially the puter and is this close to murder#Sam is just trying to do whatever the fuck he is doing. He is new here. He is over qualified#Teddy my man saw his place workplace comedy swerving towards horror genre and immediately ditched ship good for him!!!#(Unless Lena brutal pipe murdered him in which case girl i am so sorry)#And just character in general. Like Alice is trying to vibe her way through life#while also saying some death flaggy 'oh this is def foreshadowing' shit every episode#Gwen has the same surname as the shows previous antag#but also just after Lena's job and just wants to be taken seriously and thinks everyone is against her#she also may or not have discovered that her boss is murderer but oh well#Sam is like this sweet nice guy who is also so fucking nosy and the only one actually curious about fucked up shit cases magnus institue#And everyone is telling him to stop Girl! Turn away girl!! You are gonna get fucked up girl!! Look away!!#Colin is just so fucking angry and feral but also IT is just like that. He is crawling on the floors. He is growling at people#Lena is so fucking tired with all these bitches in her office Head Bitch incharge of all these Bitches#And i am 80% sure she murdered that guy Klaus#Anyway love all of this. Cant wait to hear them get killed in brutal tragic ways
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Gwen, looking at Miles’s phone: who the hell is “DJ Internalized Homophobia”
Miles: that’s Miguel ^_^
Gwen: is there a DJ Externalized Homophobia?? ?
Miles: that’s also Miguel ^_^
Miguel, listening in from two rooms way: it’s true
#miguel is a gay man with so many fucking issues <333 like god#how did they fit so much into one character AGAIN!!!!#also miguel wouldn’t be a dj he’d be a bouncer who wants to quit so badly and he just spaces out like half the time#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#gwen stacy#ghost spider#spidergwen#miguel o’hara#spiderman 2099#spider man 2099#m&m posts
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*scratching at the walls thinking about how no one has adapted Peter’s college arcs in a consistent and satisfying way.*
#coffee bean gang#spider-man#I was almost asleep but now I’m thinking about how there isn’t one piece of media out there that checks all the boxes#of adapting Peter in college + the coffee bean gang + doesn’t downsize the group or combine characters#+ does everyone in a decent way even if it’s not strictly comic accurate#raimi trilogy is one of the only ones that heads pretty quickly into the college era and also involves more than just gwen or mj#and as much as I like the films it does not handle the three of them in a way that scratches the itch for me#I mean for one it’s only Peter Harry and MJ. I like those three arguably the most but man the dynamic isn’t the same#especially bc Tobey’s Peter is much more serious and quiet/awkward with negative charisma (affectionately but still.)#MJ is mixed w Gwen’s personality which was disappointing to me bc I like MJ’s weird and super vibrant personality#and Harry loses some of the ‘kind of a sweet guy but very VERY fucked up’ and relies too heavily on Harry becoming the goblin for revenge#I sound super critical of the Raimi versions qhwjrjwkr I DO like them I do but it feels like completely alternate interps of the characters#most focus on spider-man’s origin which I totally get but also. Peter’s most interesting arcs happen in college#that’s why everyone has to adapt them into the high school years#(which they can do bc Peter was largely friendless during that time and was still fighting some truly d-tier guys#in between the forming of the famous spidey rogue gallery)#I mean I wouldn’t even complain if they chose to do the high school years and actually DID those instead of pasting the college arcs on it#I haven’t watch the 90s show but I want to— does Harry exist in that one bc I know they took out Gwen#at the risk of sounding like That kind of tssm fan. the closest we got to that dream was that show#bc they WERE gonna follow it into Peter’s college years and you could see them setting the gang up#it still fell into the ‘everyone is a childhood friend’ thing so the characters could all be there but it’s one of the most bearable ones
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