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hello fellow internet citizens how do we feel about 2024 so far?
#taylor swift#misha collins#donald trump#jo koy#golden globes#sag aftra#mat pat#our flag means death#south africa#palestine#miami#sonic#the mandalorian#tumblr live#tumblr news update#i personally just feel already tired#like getting rid of timblr live is only good news#and maybe sonic and paramore story#also florida did what?/
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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the extremely mangled collar does grant a certain je ne sais quois,
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#nhl#nhledit#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.cats#meg.gif#meg.all#scp24#this one is SO mangled LKJDAFKALDS#god bless him#also sorry this coloring is so ????? i have no idea what i did#i Will be fixing it for my next set lmfao
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the chekhov's gun of this show is actually when is Tonkla gonna get fucked raw like he's been asking who's willing to step up to give the dick he deserves
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#tonkla 4 minutes#win x tonkla#chaos pikachu speaks#i did love the prep mention!!!#that was dope#also i love tonkla? what a neat char#he's lonely in a way that's more destructive than great's loneliness which is much more internal#but also yessss let the affair begin#win folded quicker than a house of cards in a florida hurricane#sir was like wait no i shouldn't my morals#and his dick was like what morals?#haven't seen a cop this down bad since dan met yok
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wait y’all lol…. just realized… (kill me pls god i can’t do this)
pros : cats are once again the underdogs bc most people will want the oilers to win so that’s good for our Narrative, which is ofc where we draw our strength from 😌
cons : we are facing yet another series of disrespect. “skinner is pulling off incredible saves!” meanwhile bob is standing on his head in net just casually winning yet another vezina trophy. they will not Shut Up about mcdavid leon soul bond when sam matty are literally right there. matty will be simplified to the bare bones of the battle of alberta rivalry even if he’s very clearly left it behind and has been therapy-ed by the florida sun and is tanned and thriving. they will ignore the narrative of first panthers scp win to talk endlessly about it being mcdavid’s first scp final appearance, prophesied boy king that he is. they will belittle us in every way possible 😔
#not to mention hearing the o*lers fans chanting for 60 mins straight. do they EVER shut up?#we win a game? they’re just getting warmed up#we lose a game? psh that’s obviously what’s meant to happen#am I being over dramatic? yes what did you expect. you come into MY house and expect different? shame#florida panthers#matthew tkachuk#also you may ask HOW did you only now realize? babes I’ve been grieving the stars for the past few hours
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this past weekend I was at a bachelorette party and I was smoking weed with this girl I didn't know very well and she was like "yeah everyone assumes I'm a lesbian because I work in construction and I don't wear makeup" and I was like 🫣 girlie I thought you were a lesbian because you just told me verbatim your type in men is "when they're silent and leave you alone" but it reallyyyyy doesn't seem like you're ready for that conversation yet
#also at one point me and the other gay person there were talking about comphet#like what it is/what causes it/signs of it etc#and this girl was like 'oh my god..... sounds like SO many girls from my hometown'#like girl#again its none of my business#but the closet is glass#anytime men came up she'd literally be like 'ew lets talk about anything else'#at another point during the weekend one of her closer friends while she was out of the room was like 'yeah shes definitely asexual'#and like yeah thats all fine and good#but i did notice that she didnt seem repulsed by sex or sexuality in general; just with men#like truly who knows. ive met this girl twice#but it seems entirely possible to me that growing up in small town florida may not have given her the best opportunities to explore
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7ish year old me breaking and entering the overgrown backyard of an abandoned house in Florida
#art#my art#i did this a lot#at first the pool was clean enough to swim in but then i didn't visit for a while and it was basically a pond when i returned#it was next door#i also snuck into other backyards#one was full of cats#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#trans artist#queer art#school art#clip studio paint#florida#just florida things#floridacore#idk what i looked like then so this isnt accurate lol#i know i probably wore baseball caps but i wasn't a full tomboy just a wannabe cause i was an EGG!!!#EGG!!!#if id been born with a penitz i would've been clocked as a fag from the moment i started walking lets be real#shout out to all the transmasc fags who acted like tomboys as kids cause if we acted like ourselves we'd just be acting like girls#i was a fairy from the beginning lol
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ah that feeling when you’re one seminar and 200 observation hours away from getting your [redacted] certification and you spend the summer at your parents house because there’s supposed to be a seminar in the end of may oh wait no now it’s july oh actually nvm it’s august and wait actually jk now it’s september but hold on! that doesn’t work cause you need to be done by september so you panic text your mom and your mentor and miraculously find one in cali that you can go to in two weeks but then wait there’s one in orlando in four weeks but no one knows the dates or if there’s availability and or when they will know and you’re kind of stressed cause you still need 200 observation hours but somehow also just ready to give up and let it happen and oh btw the whole organizations webpage is down for maintenance and you really just want to know where you’re booking your flight to and how many granola bars you need to pack
#it’s been#a wild day#i went through the whole rollercoaster of emotions in about 40 minutes flat and then had to relay it all to my mother who had no idea what#was happening#not a tag#from saph#excited but i also did sweat off going to florida ever again so we’ll see how this goes !!!
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hey look at that
it’s a florida and california i made in this picrew!
#cali looks so precious in this#the options were very limited so i did what i could#also the autism is a headcanon i dont think hes canonically autistic#anyway YES i watch the table YES im a flocali shipper SO WHAT#flocali#wttt california#wttt florida#welcome to the table#picrew
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Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh
#yk damn well he'd make the vague but absolutely not vague threats and then actually follow through on them#HE WOULD NOT MISS!!!!!!!#anyways this week has sucked so bad dear god#the cold I've had for a month has apparently been pneumonia#And I coughed so hard I TORE A FUCKING MUSCLE in my ribs and I could barely move for days and had to sleep in a recliner#also finally got diagnosed with adhd but found out all my old teachers told my mom they think I have it and I should get tested but NOOOOOOO#SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT#there literally couldn't have been a clearer sign than when I almost failed fourth grade because I couldn't turn in my homework on time#The election obviously my immediate family are full Kamala but my grandparents are VERY Trump#Oh and my brothers therapist told us he apparently has the most severe case of executive dysfunction he's seen in his 30 years of working#He literally told us to just take him out of college and let him live at home forever because he won't be able to finish school#because of it so THAT'S gonna be fun since my dad said if he ever tries to come live back here he'll throw him out on the streets#THIS IS JUST IN A WEEK#WHO IS MY OPP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I DON'T DESERVE THIS FANFIC WRITER ASS LORE#LEAVE ME ALONE 😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb florida#election 2024
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Not kick off for the final of the Copa America getting delayed until 9:15pm. This is insane.
#copa america#copa américa 2024#argentina v colombia#this just makes me very sure the world cup is gonna be such a big mess in two years#but also why they shouldn't have scheduled the final to happen in florida#what else did they expect
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when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!
#taylor swift#taylornation#tw taylor swift#please just save your ''she writes like a 5 year old 🤓👆'' comments for someone who gives a flying fuck because it aint me#we are lovers here if you wanna hate make your own post#okay but that one post thats like ' ''the asylum where they raised me'' girl you mean the christmas tree farm' nvnvndnkdjek#yeah thats funny#also 'we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist' like girl what. what are you talking about lmfao#this is my post i can larp as a hater if i want to#the tortured poets department#ts tpd#whos afraid of little old me#bangerrrr i was like mildly iffy on it at first but its hands down one of my favs at this moment#also florida!!!#another banger indeed#ive been listening to the first half of the album cause my gf wants to listen to the second half together since we did with the first half#and theyre pretty much all bangers imo#just listen to the tortured poets department okay its really good
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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?
match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh#sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard#“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky#but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions#sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly
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first off, so panthers fans aren't freaking out, show the camera your left hand... your right hand too. // all good. i have both.
#aleksander barkov#sasha barkov#florida panthers#panthers#nhl#nhledit#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.cats#meg.gif#meg.all#scp24#he is SOOOO FUNNY.........#'i have both' i actually laughed and not even just in a fond way like he is genuinely funny.....#also you know what. seeing his left hand DID comfort me. lmfao#also also. lighting was horrendous. he is using a terrible little webcam. i did my best it's still meh </3#but mr. selke himself is soooo cute so. WAHHHHHH#anon <3 here u go!!#tysm for sending me the vid link you actually saved my life
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#I have made well over $10k off that Florida shirt#but all it's actually done is fill a massive kangaroo-sized hole that was put in my bank account#and it's still not even properly fixed it all lmao#so it's not really actually profit to me it's just sort of righting some wrongs#because it doesn't even feel like I'm making money / I don't feel the success of it#which like! what a blessing it's happened and those are getting fixed but that also sucks#but anyways I think I really really want a really nice iPad and that would REALLY up my design game#however I also think that I should not do that because I do not have money to spend#but I did just literally make $10k off of a DESIGN I deserve a little treat#but thats not treat money thats just money that was missing that. ahem. should never have left#UGH
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Hozier writing a song about language and the loss of it at the hands of colonialism and how so many indigenous words are used all over the world as place names but so few people know their meanings but at the same time, they mean “home” and how he’s grateful that Gaeilge was preserved and how despite so few people understanding it nowadays it still feels like “home” has me so deeply fucked up I’m weeping
#also the pitch cap references what the British forces did to Irish rebels#in which hot tar was poured over the head as a form of torture#and also the cutting off of ears#Hozier#unreal unearth#CATAGORY 5 FLORIDA JUMPSCARE THOUGH#but that also made me sad#I love gaeilge I’m so happy to be learning it#my great grandmother spoke it some and my great great grandparents were fluent#but by the time it got to my grandmother#it wasn’t viewed as useful for her to know any#Hozier blog
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