#also florida did what?/
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chaoticace22 · 10 months ago
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hello fellow internet citizens how do we feel about 2024 so far?
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ratatatastic · 9 days ago
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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larsnicklas · 5 months ago
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the extremely mangled collar does grant a certain je ne sais quois,
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chaos0pikachu · 3 months ago
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the chekhov's gun of this show is actually when is Tonkla gonna get fucked raw like he's been asking who's willing to step up to give the dick he deserves
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my-fall-from-grace · 5 months ago
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wait y’all lol…. just realized… (kill me pls god i can’t do this)
pros : cats are once again the underdogs bc most people will want the oilers to win so that’s good for our Narrative, which is ofc where we draw our strength from 😌
cons : we are facing yet another series of disrespect. “skinner is pulling off incredible saves!” meanwhile bob is standing on his head in net just casually winning yet another vezina trophy. they will not Shut Up about mcdavid leon soul bond when sam matty are literally right there. matty will be simplified to the bare bones of the battle of alberta rivalry even if he’s very clearly left it behind and has been therapy-ed by the florida sun and is tanned and thriving. they will ignore the narrative of first panthers scp win to talk endlessly about it being mcdavid’s first scp final appearance, prophesied boy king that he is. they will belittle us in every way possible 😔
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biblicalhorror · 9 days ago
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this past weekend I was at a bachelorette party and I was smoking weed with this girl I didn't know very well and she was like "yeah everyone assumes I'm a lesbian because I work in construction and I don't wear makeup" and I was like 🫣 girlie I thought you were a lesbian because you just told me verbatim your type in men is "when they're silent and leave you alone" but it reallyyyyy doesn't seem like you're ready for that conversation yet
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funkle420 · 5 months ago
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7ish year old me breaking and entering the overgrown backyard of an abandoned house in Florida
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dear-ao3 · 1 year ago
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ah that feeling when you’re one seminar and 200 observation hours away from getting your [redacted] certification and you spend the summer at your parents house because there’s supposed to be a seminar in the end of may oh wait no now it’s july oh actually nvm it’s august and wait actually jk now it’s september but hold on! that doesn’t work cause you need to be done by september so you panic text your mom and your mentor and miraculously find one in cali that you can go to in two weeks but then wait there’s one in orlando in four weeks but no one knows the dates or if there’s availability and or when they will know and you’re kind of stressed cause you still need 200 observation hours but somehow also just ready to give up and let it happen and oh btw the whole organizations webpage is down for maintenance and you really just want to know where you’re booking your flight to and how many granola bars you need to pack
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aerosolsprite · 1 month ago
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hey look at that
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it’s a florida and california i made in this picrew!
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ibetittering · 15 hours ago
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Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh
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inawickedlittletown · 4 months ago
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Not kick off for the final of the Copa America getting delayed until 9:15pm. This is insane.
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perfunctory-satisfaction · 7 months ago
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when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!
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ratatatastic · 6 days ago
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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?
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match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen
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larsnicklas · 6 months ago
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first off, so panthers fans aren't freaking out, show the camera your left hand... your right hand too. // all good. i have both.
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didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live · 5 months ago
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theaologies · 1 year ago
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Hozier writing a song about language and the loss of it at the hands of colonialism and how so many indigenous words are used all over the world as place names but so few people know their meanings but at the same time, they mean “home” and how he’s grateful that Gaeilge was preserved and how despite so few people understanding it nowadays it still feels like “home” has me so deeply fucked up I’m weeping
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