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chaoticace22 · 1 year ago

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hello fellow internet citizens how do we feel about 2024 so far?

#taylor swift #misha collins #donald trump #jo koy #golden globes #sag aftra #mat pat #our flag means death #south africa #palestine #miami #sonic #the mandalorian #tumblr live #tumblr news update #i personally just feel already tired #like getting rid of timblr live is only good news #and maybe sonic and paramore story #also florida did what?/

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him #(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao #“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too #whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother #im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol #somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is #in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go #wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do #I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT #“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain #im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME

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samaraxmorgan · 25 days ago

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Been snowed in and spent all day sleeping and trying to make the roomie Sukuna apartment in the sims

#key word: trying #I got the downstairs and it looks so cute but I switched to trying to do the exterior and I SUCK at exteriors D:#(and don’t worry I didn’t forget Brat Jr’s fish tank)#(I gave him the really big fish tank because that’s what he deserves!!!)#also the snow was SO PRETTY!!#I lived in Florida for over 20 years this was the first time I’ve ever seen snow #and first thing I did was try to make a snowball without gloves and… very quickly learned why you Don’t Do That asskksk #and my dogs went and played in the backyard and got FILTHY I didn’t realize how dirty they would get #me n my fiancé also tried to make a snowman and we… did?#they look so much clunkier in real life #not all round and stuff poor dude was bumby as hell #anywayyyy #samaras yapping #samaras whispering #<- should’ve made a whole other post at this rate LMAO

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chaos0pikachu · 6 months ago

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the chekhov's gun of this show is actually when is Tonkla gonna get fucked raw like he's been asking who's willing to step up to give the dick he deserves

#4 minutes #4 minutes the series #tonkla 4 minutes #win x tonkla #chaos pikachu speaks #i did love the prep mention!!!#that was dope #also i love tonkla? what a neat char #he's lonely in a way that's more destructive than great's loneliness which is much more internal #but also yessss let the affair begin #win folded quicker than a house of cards in a florida hurricane #sir was like wait no i shouldn't my morals #and his dick was like what morals?#haven't seen a cop this down bad since dan met yok

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biblicalhorror · 3 months ago

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this past weekend I was at a bachelorette party and I was smoking weed with this girl I didn't know very well and she was like "yeah everyone assumes I'm a lesbian because I work in construction and I don't wear makeup" and I was like 🫣 girlie I thought you were a lesbian because you just told me verbatim your type in men is "when they're silent and leave you alone" but it reallyyyyy doesn't seem like you're ready for that conversation yet

#also at one point me and the other gay person there were talking about comphet #like what it is/what causes it/signs of it etc #and this girl was like 'oh my god..... sounds like SO many girls from my hometown'#like girl #again its none of my business #but the closet is glass #anytime men came up she'd literally be like 'ew lets talk about anything else'#at another point during the weekend one of her closer friends while she was out of the room was like 'yeah shes definitely asexual'#and like yeah thats all fine and good #but i did notice that she didnt seem repulsed by sex or sexuality in general; just with men #like truly who knows. ive met this girl twice #but it seems entirely possible to me that growing up in small town florida may not have given her the best opportunities to explore

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dear-ao3 · 2 years ago

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ah that feeling when you’re one seminar and 200 observation hours away from getting your [redacted] certification and you spend the summer at your parents house because there’s supposed to be a seminar in the end of may oh wait no now it’s july oh actually nvm it’s august and wait actually jk now it’s september but hold on! that doesn’t work cause you need to be done by september so you panic text your mom and your mentor and miraculously find one in cali that you can go to in two weeks but then wait there’s one in orlando in four weeks but no one knows the dates or if there’s availability and or when they will know and you’re kind of stressed cause you still need 200 observation hours but somehow also just ready to give up and let it happen and oh btw the whole organizations webpage is down for maintenance and you really just want to know where you’re booking your flight to and how many granola bars you need to pack

#it’s been #a wild day #i went through the whole rollercoaster of emotions in about 40 minutes flat and then had to relay it all to my mother who had no idea what #was happening #not a tag #from saph #excited but i also did sweat off going to florida ever again so we’ll see how this goes !!!

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ibetittering · 3 months ago

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Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh

#yk damn well he'd make the vague but absolutely not vague threats and then actually follow through on them #HE WOULD NOT MISS!!!!!!!#anyways this week has sucked so bad dear god #the cold I've had for a month has apparently been pneumonia #And I coughed so hard I TORE A FUCKING MUSCLE in my ribs and I could barely move for days and had to sleep in a recliner #also finally got diagnosed with adhd but found out all my old teachers told my mom they think I have it and I should get tested but NOOOOOOO #SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT #there literally couldn't have been a clearer sign than when I almost failed fourth grade because I couldn't turn in my homework on time #The election obviously my immediate family are full Kamala but my grandparents are VERY Trump #Oh and my brothers therapist told us he apparently has the most severe case of executive dysfunction he's seen in his 30 years of working #He literally told us to just take him out of college and let him live at home forever because he won't be able to finish school #because of it so THAT'S gonna be fun since my dad said if he ever tries to come live back here he'll throw him out on the streets #THIS IS JUST IN A WEEK #WHO IS MY OPP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I DON'T DESERVE THIS FANFIC WRITER ASS LORE #LEAVE ME ALONE 😭#red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb florida #election 2024

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inawickedlittletown · 7 months ago

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Not kick off for the final of the Copa America getting delayed until 9:15pm. This is insane.

#copa america #copa américa 2024 #argentina v colombia #this just makes me very sure the world cup is gonna be such a big mess in two years #but also why they shouldn't have scheduled the final to happen in florida #what else did they expect

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perfunctory-satisfaction · 10 months ago

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when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

#taylor swift #taylornation #tw taylor swift #please just save your ''she writes like a 5 year old 🤓👆'' comments for someone who gives a flying fuck because it aint me #we are lovers here if you wanna hate make your own post #okay but that one post thats like ' ''the asylum where they raised me'' girl you mean the christmas tree farm' nvnvndnkdjek #yeah thats funny #also 'we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist' like girl what. what are you talking about lmfao #this is my post i can larp as a hater if i want to #the tortured poets department #ts tpd #whos afraid of little old me #bangerrrr i was like mildly iffy on it at first but its hands down one of my favs at this moment #also florida!!!#another banger indeed #ive been listening to the first half of the album cause my gf wants to listen to the second half together since we did with the first half #and theyre pretty much all bangers imo #just listen to the tortured poets department okay its really good

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jungwildeandfree · 12 days ago

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ultimately i think it's good to have a conversation about whether or not generative AI has a place in cinema, and i'm glad The Brutalist has brought this up, because creators should be considering this issue. and ultimately i think the answer is No

#bro couldn't even hire someone to draw a pencil sketch for a prop #come onnnnnnnnnnnn #kevin costner did not phone in his robin hood accent from florida for you to get all snippy about 'realistic hungarian'#if you want realistic hungarian maybe get adrien a dialect coach? idk what to tell you #javier bardem learned to speak fluent chkobsa for dune and that language doesn't even exist #toshiro mifune once did an entire film in spanish by learning every line phonetically #your dialect cleanup bullshit is NOT what i am interested in THANKS BYE #you know of course the endgame of this is. if they can autotune in anyone's voice to speak fluent whatever language #they're JUST going to cast the timothy chalamet of the week for Every role #suddenly your star power A-lister can do ANY accent! zero reason to cast outside of the most marketable segment for a major motion picture!#studios would LOVE to own the digital rights to an actor's appearance with the option to tune their voice to sound native in every region #as soon as they get a big enough stable to make a film we are Going to see it and i personally think SAG needs to stomp on that shit Now #anyway i'm normal about movies #ALSO WHY DID WICKED GET INTO THE BEST SOUNDTRACK NOMS BUT DUNE 2 DID NOT?#I don't even particularly care - Hans Zimmer certainly doesn't -- but god the academy is so annoying #it's a fun and low-stakes thing to be irritated about every year cheers

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh #sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard #“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky #but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions #sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly

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theaologies · 1 year ago

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Hozier writing a song about language and the loss of it at the hands of colonialism and how so many indigenous words are used all over the world as place names but so few people know their meanings but at the same time, they mean “home” and how he’s grateful that Gaeilge was preserved and how despite so few people understanding it nowadays it still feels like “home” has me so deeply fucked up I’m weeping

#also the pitch cap references what the British forces did to Irish rebels #in which hot tar was poured over the head as a form of torture #and also the cutting off of ears #Hozier #unreal unearth #CATAGORY 5 FLORIDA JUMPSCARE THOUGH #but that also made me sad #I love gaeilge I’m so happy to be learning it #my great grandmother spoke it some and my great great grandparents were fluent #but by the time it got to my grandmother #it wasn’t viewed as useful for her to know any #Hozier blog

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pa-pa-plasma · 4 months ago

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I hate how half of people think "natural climate change = humans cause all climate change" & the other half thinks "natural climate change = no climate change is caused by humans at all"

"the Earth's climate naturally changes over time" & "human activity has caused rapid, unstable climate change" can & should co-exist

#this ties in with my annoyance surround the whole ''humans caused megafauna to go extinct''#which 1: isn't true because we still very much have megafauna today #& 2: what humans did back then is nowhere near what has been happening more recently #species like mammoths went extinct for a multitude of reasons & ''humans hadn't invented conservation yet'' is not one of them #like yes humans hunted mammoths. but they were already going extinct due to natural climate change #their ecosystems were shrinking due to the Earth warming & there being less grasslands for them to survive #what were humans supposed to do? make zoos for the animals they eat & preserve them instead #just so they don't get compared to billionaire oil executives??#we sure as shit didn't help them survive but like. why. why help mammoths stay extant #i fucking love conservation but it being necessary does not make it any less of a luxury #the ecosystems that mammoths lived in are not the same as what we have today so bringing them back is stupid imo #if we're gonna spend money on something spend it on conserving extant but endangered species & ecosystems #''put mammoths & miracinonyx in northern canada'' are you fucking stupid. do you have a brain in your head or is there just CO2 #saw someone say we should do that but also put them in florida too & i honestly just don't have anything to say but you're stupid

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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 5 months ago

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>: ( forgot to use my head and shoulders today and I’m going fucking BALD

#I like. actually need to go to the derm about this #it’s getting worseeee #I’m Not going to be a bald girl. I do not have the self confidence for that #I want my hair BACK #I’m so fucking annoyed at the doctor in Florida who did a biopsy #like.. u figured out Nothing and were unhelpful #and I’m still going bald #ughhhhh #I’ve been looking for derms but I’m exhausted and I have something big tomrorke #and im mad that im still up and that this is what im thinking about #I did not need this #I mean maybe I did cause now I know how fucking bad it is #but I did not need this today #also my eyebrow lady made my eyebrows too fucking thin and that’s also not helping #that’s all the hair I HAVE PLEASE DOKF MAKE IT WORSE

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whenthegoldrays · 8 months ago

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sigh

#getting Taylor fatigue perhaps #thinking about.. a lot of stuff on ttpd #today Florida was playing in the store and the “weed or little babies” line slapped me in the face and then I couldn’t stop thinking about #how cringey it was for the rest of the afternoon #and then I kind of mentally went down a spiral of other Choices I don’t love #and like!! idk I did like a lot of songs on ttpd #some of the Silly was fun #fell into the anti ttpd tag and people do love to dunk on so high school and imgonnagetyouback but I don’t really have anything against thos #like! let her have fun! Aristotle/grand theft auto!#but there’s also a lot of other choices (specifically lyrically) that I just…. hm.#the reason I stopped listening to the title track too #there’s *some* good lines in there. a couple good lines. but there’s too much cringe the whole I can’t listen to that song #and I don’t really know what I’m trying to say. I’m not trying to say anything specific.#I’m not mad about everything and especially compared to the actual antis I definitely enjoy the album more than many of them do #but also. not like the Crowd of Swifties does #and yeah just in general. things about her behavior recently are Very Disappointing #*gestures vaguely*#so idkkk #ik i have talked about this before on the other side of the argument like. if you hate Taylor why are you still here you hater???#and I don’t hate Taylor but I don’t really like her very much either. idk and I continue to like A Lot of her music #and idk idk #I’ve been thinking this on and off since ttpd release #and some days I like her less than other days #but maybe I’m thinking it’s just time for me to take a step back.#I don’t want to become a hater so if I have anything to rant about I’ll try to keep in it some tags like this or just in my group chat #but yeah. if I am less interested in or inclined to talk about Taylor and my swiftie mutuals wonder. that’s why #I’m still 100% down to talk about the music though!!! but maybe I’m going to become one of those people who are asked if they like TS and #they’ll be like “mmm I like her older stuff”#maybe that’s where I’m headed

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cloudysummerdayss · 10 months ago

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ok its rant time!!!! about ttpd ofc so be prepared lol

i just finished it (and immediately started relistening) and oh. my. god.

i think 'peter,' 'the bolter,' 'down bad,' 'the albatross,' and sm more were my favourites!!!

but peter by far the most bc ADHJKAHSF. THE BRIDGE. IM UNWELL. 'forgive me, peter, please know that i tried to hold on to the days when you were mine, but the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light.' STOP THIS RIGHT NOW. WHAT. literally sobbing wtf. bc i cant go a moment without referencing percy jackson, this one rly reminded me of piper and jason's break up from piper's pov (just replace 'peter' with 'jason'!!!).

um. ok anyways :) now imma talk abt the bolter!!! so!!! (im unironically listening to it rn - ttpd is on shuffle and it just came on lmaoo). i dont have much to say abt this one; just that its good and idk i liked it lmao. but omg the 'but as she was leaving, it felt like breathing.' idk it just hit different and i loved it sm. THE BRIDGE TOO OMG<3 its so catchy i love it.

'down bad' is so incoherent screaming. i love love love that song aaaahhh!!!!!! the first verse was so good; 'did you really beam me up, in a cloud of sparkling dust, just to do experiments on?' and also 'for a moment, i knew cosmic love.' im unwell.

'the albatross' ok i'd also like to say, out of all the bonus track edition thingys, i liked the cover for the albatross edition the best!!!! it was just so ttpd to me idk. 'and when the sky rains fire on you, and you're persona non grata, i'll tell you how i've been there too.' ugh i loved the bridge for this one^ (side note - "persona non grata" means unwelcome person).

oh and also!!! 'chloe or sam or sophia or marcus' RIPPED MY HEART OUT. dont mind me just violently sobbing to 'so, if you wanna break my cold heart, say that you loved me just the way you were' like actually stop this i cannot. and omg 'could it be enough just to float in your orbit?' NO. sTOp. i cant anymore that entire verse was just gut wrenching.

i also liked so many others but i cant remember those rn so um. thats it for now!!!! overall i loved the album (or double album bc like WHAT??)

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