#alphabet spaghetti

[diligently-metastasizing]

Seeing posts about malevolent on my dash is so funny because without context I'm like:

"When did Kim Kardashian's ex-husband join the knights of the round table and why is he fruity?"

[kwawiichan]

Pride month still going on… HERE SOME PEPPILANTE (+ fanchild)

Bonus:

[mystrothedefender]

I bet alphabetti spaghetti is one of rimmers safe foods, and the polymorph has knowingly ruined one of his safe foods, because now he won't be able to think about it without also thinking about lister having sex with his mum ://

[tilbageidanmark]

Pasta shapes

[diligently-metastasizing]

Oh yeah, I remember him. The prodigal mpreg son.

daresay. would you bequeth me with you 69th song on Wrapped? thanks bestie <3

you're the first to ask for 69, good job! it's Kyoto by C418

whenever i'm in a new minecraft world i always make sure to get a yellow axolotl and name him kyoto. he's my son! and this song is where he got his name. no fav lyric because it's an instrumental.

link to ask game

[thelocalwizardsblog]

oh yea hey girlie yes this is about the tests

*acnh noises*

yea yea we got the results back

*more acnh noises*

well it's what we suspected, you have a pronoun deficiency...

*shocked gasp*

fortunately it's not terminal it can be cured using additional pronouns

*ac noises begin, but get cut off*

unfortunately there is a very VERY long waitlist... yea about three years...

*however you'd imagine tom nook would sound once he realises you'll never pay off your final loan*

no no I cannot move you up the list im giving you our soonest available appointment... no I understand it's annoying but there's no need to shout

ok look. As a medical professional I must strongly advise against it... however there is someone you could go to who could up with a new pronoun for you... for a price. But you didn't hear it from me.

You must first rescue him from the prison of the food shop, go face to face with a guard and bribe him the sum of money they require to allow him is freedom this will not only free him but also act as the fee for his sagely wisdom. You must then venture to the location your new pronoun is to be assigned. He will give you instructions on how to prepare the ritual, follow them. Once the instructions have been followed you must blindly plunge your spoon into the alphabet pasta of knowledge. The word made by the letters on your spoon are your cure, your brand new pronoun.

[treeburstsinsnow]

My second animal alphabet - Extra points if you know what ‘X’ is!

Hand painted in gouache for my new little nephew

on instagram as @emzpens

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

You can generally tell who wrote what by looking at their handwriting;

Due to being a zombie Cleo’s been alive for ages so while her handwriting isn’t anything special, sometimes she’ll accidentally slip into the alphabet of other languages.

Grian’s is just chicken scratch only he can understand what it says.

Jevens handwriteing is generally pretty normal. It’s just that all of his letters are very round in shape and they are all the same size. the big way you can tell that he is the person who wrote it is because there’s always some revenant of slime or wetness on whatever the writing is on.

Scars is technically legible, but it’s very hard because it’s that doctor office spaghetti scoops, and loops kind of cursive.

Generally, all the red stoners have pretty nice handwriting due to the finicky nature of Redstone meaning that they have very still hands, but you can normally tell if it’s one of them because of the Redstone dust that is always smeared onto whatever they write on.

Ren’s is identified more by the wording than the actual letters themselves since he has a tendency to slip into that theatric kind of wording. Same thing for Tango but only really when he’s working on decked out.

Doc writes with his mechanical hand, which means that all the letters end up looking like he typed them on instead of actually writing them, after a while he managed to figure out how to copy the others handwriting so when people need to mimic or disguise handwriting for one thing or another (normally pranks) they will normally come to him.

I think Tango's word choice is a bit more distinctive than just being theatrical- he -ificates words just as much as he does while speaking.

Gem has really nice and cute handwriting! But you can tell its her more easily by the bloodstains, she can't always get it off her hands after a fight.

Etho presses way too hard on the pencil while writing, he's torn holes in the paper before

-Mod Mleem

[akanemnon]

You think if kris ate alphabet Spaghetti and threw up, they'd spell ominous phrases?

There would be nothing left of the alphabet soup. Only highly corrosive acid

[diligently-metastasizing]

Happy yuri day! Support a yuri today by sending the numbers of all the beautiful women you know in my direction! please please please

[syrupsyche]

Les Mis characters as pasta types/shapes

Disclaimer: Not Italian, not a chef, just a girl who's procrastinating way too hard on her assignments right now.

One can also blame @combeferres-mothematics for starting this train of thought...

Myriel: Cappelletti, really only bc they look like little bishop hats to me.

Valjean: Spaghetti. A classic, everyman pasta to suit his average, everyman name/persona.

Fantine: Mafaldine, also known as Riccia. Looks like an unfurled ribbon, named after Princess Mafalda. Reminds me of Fantine's curly golden hair (Riccia, too, means curly!)

Cosette: Orecchiette. The "little ears" pasta, to match her nickname "little thing".

Javert: Penne lisce. Commonly disliked because its been too smoothed out and can't hold onto sauces as such. Would be much better if it still retained its rough edges like the penne rigate. (Penne is one of my favourite pastas so don't kill me Javert lovers)

Marius: Elbow Macaroni. A little goofy, but like Valjean, its very much a classic, everyman pasta. Suits his self/reader-insert persona.

Enjolras: Angel hair. Sorry this was too easy to not grab at it.

Grantaire: Lasagna, solely because he's very Garfield-core to me

Bonus:

All of Les Amis de l'ABC: Alphabet Spaghetti. They're friends of the ABC after all!

Tholomyès: Dick pasta. Quite literally self-explanatory. Idea courtesy of @calico-cows .

Part 2 coming soon.....?

[fanartfunart]

Animals bear countless damages everyday fires grow here. Intitute Jungle Keepers lists mammals needs, operation progress. Quality rescues start today, union veterinarians who X-ray Yak & Zebra!

A Beneficial Country Does Exist For Great Healthcare. In Just Kingdoms Lives Matter Now. Our Practical Queer Realm Stays Trusted, United Verifiably With Xenial Yellow Zen

*Xenial: warm, welcoming and hospitable: hospitality

[flowerandthesongstress]

complaints I've already seen about Coral Island, a new Indonesian kickstarter cozy game: the barman selling a ruined dish is an uncalled-for jab at restaurant workers! cats shouldn't hang out outdoors! eew, this woman shouldn't display her pregnancy stretch marks! where are all the kippot! why is everyone in such good shape! preposterous! this partially deaf character talking in caps lock is triggering me! no one in doctors without borders would be that tattooed, this dreadful representation is literal murder! no doctor would forget her paperwork at a library, for that matter! why is a japanese fisherman talking like a scottish pirate, this is inaccurate!

meanwhile in the game: I freed a stone statue from a magical underground prison and he put an enchantment on my hoe. his brother asked me if I liked figs is he flirting. my hippie boyfriend is heartbroken because his bucket-wearing pet duck is sick but shhh watching tv will heal him. last night when I talked to the outdoors cat she mentioned that she has a crippling fear of birds and thinks of getting therapy. a stem academic looks like a kpop idol and is getting enough sleep. he wears his astrophysics degree all over himself like a linguist would have worn alphabet necklaces, just to spite his dad but it's not working why is it not working ah shit it's working. mermaids hired me as a janitor. it's not pro bono I'm paid in diamonds. my neighbor is worried that his shiba inu went back to rejoin the mountain whence it came from. a turtle won't let me pass until I serve her spaghetti. I'm fighting capitalism with a literal scythe. the local blacksmith is asking my opinion regarding a legendary battle hammer and if it's worth the logistics hassle. it's been a year crabs are still dancing in celebration their zeal is admirable but their choreography could use some work. this giant monkey covered in two layers of meta wants to sell me a nostalgic souvenir. I know it because he sent me a polite letter. how many propaganda flyers can I fish out of this pond a challenge. I barged into a local lab and upended a barrel of seaweed over intricate circuitry now my flowers are five percent prettier. the scientist at the lab attached a mermish translator to my diving suit via the power of coffee. hold on I'm doing meal prep for next week let me finish putting ectoplasmic slime on okra

[incorrectbatfam]

what do you think are some of the batfam’s eating habits?

like, i think dick has a tendency to take REALLY big bites when eating. idk why HAHA

Dick: *no chew only swallow*

Steph: *pours syrup on everything*

Jason: *stuffs food down his shirt for later*

Damian: *makes sure nothing is touching*

Cass: *mashes everything together*

Barbara: *sorts her food alphabetically*

Duke: *roleplays with his dino nuggets*

Harper: *constructs a meat mountain*

Cullen: *dips his steak in ranch*

Carrie: *slurps her drink loudly*

Tim: *falls asleep in the salad bowl*

Helena: *twirls her spaghetti into one big ball*

Kate: *licks her plate clean*

Bette: *eats soup with a fork*

Luke: *blends everything into a smoothie*

Selina: *puts her food on the table and water down the hall*

Bruce: *hangs upside-down like a bat*

Alfred: I see it's time for our annual etiquette class.

[theantlerbaby]

bathtime

tags little!jackietaylor, cg!shaunashipman, baby regressor jackie, autistic jackie, bathing, padded agere, yellowjackets agere, sfw age regression, shauna refers to herself as mama, teen timeline(?) no crash

gift for @butchreg for making me the cutest dni banner ever!! tank u oomfie pie :3

i accidentally wrote wayyyy too much so plz enjoy this blurb that got too long to be a blurb :p

"oh my goodness jackie.."

shauna left her bedroom for one minute to put her dinner dish downstairs, coming back to jackie covered with spaghetti sauce. jackie stared up at her with her big hazel eyes, tilting her head in confusion as she grabbed another handful of spaghetti to shove in her mouth. despite looking absolutely adorable with sauce covering her face, shauna knew jackie needed a bath.

"no no no, sweetheart, that's enough for tonight." shauna hoisted jackie up onto her hip, watching as the spaghetti from her hand fell onto the floor. shauna made a mental note to clean that up once they came back from the bathroom.

jackie was not happy about being taken away from her dinner, whining and kicking her legs in shauna's hold and shoving her sauce-covered face into her mama's shoulder. shauna felt bad, but she couldn't let her get into shauna's fresh, clean bedding while she's smothered in sauce. absolutely not.

grabbing some towels and a clean washcloth, shauna carried jackie over to the bathroom, attempting to comfort her on the way after noticing her whines.

"it'll be okay jax," shauna cooed, "mama's gonna make it quick, then you can have your baba, hm?"

shauna's tone helped to ease jackie's nerves a bit, but she was still unhappy to be taking a bath nonetheless.

once they arrived in the bathroom, shauna placed jackie on the floor, letting her play with the towels as she got the rest of the items prepared, including bath toys and jackie's favorite lavender scented soap. she took one of the towels and spread it across the floor next to the bathtub, just in case jackie decided to splash a bit too hard.

all that was left to do was to turn the water on and wait for it to get to warm before plugging the drain. as shauna turned on the faucet, jackie yelped, surprised by the sudden loud noise. shauna immediately turned around to cover jackie's ears, knowing she hates the sound of the faucet running. jackie's not exactly a fan of most sounds at all, except for her own voice and shauna's voice (most of the time).

with shauna's hands over her baby's ears, she whispered despite knowing she definitely could not hear her at the moment, "i know it's scary lovey, it's almost there." shauna occasionally looked back at the tub as it slowly filled up, waiting until it got to the halfway point before she could remove her hands from jackie's ears and turn off the water.

shauna helped take off jackie's messy clothing and placed her in the bath, throwing in rubber squeaky toys and a few foam alphabet letters for her. immediately, jackie reached for two of the foam letters, sticking them in her mouth and lazily chewing on them as she kicked her feet. she wobbled ever so slightly, expected from a little one still mastering how to sit up on her own.

grabbing the washcloth, shauna poured a droplet of soap into the middle and wet it with water, rubbing each end together to lather the soap. she gently scrubbed jackie's face, where most of the sauce was. "there we go, that's my good girl. we're getting you all nice and clean."

jackie babbled around the toys in her mouth as shauna cleaned her face, completely forgetting how unhappy she originally was to be taking a bath. shauna smiled at her silly girl, pushing her hair back and planting a kiss on her forehead.

after she finished wiping off jackie's face, she moved on to her hands and neck, which also had plenty of sauce on them. the bath was going by smoothly, no tears from jackie since she was so focused on the bright, colorful toys in front of her. shauna decided to skip over washing her hair, just to avoid more sensory intake for jackie that she probably couldn't handle at the moment.

following a final rinse using clean water, shauna began to drain the bath, much to jackie's dismay. "all done, you did so good jax!" shauna exclaimed, picking jackie up with one of the towels she brought and wrapping it around her so she could carry her back to the bedroom. jackie was obviously tired and desperate for her bottle, with the way she kept rubbing her eyes and suckling on her thumb. jackie was very much ready for bed.

shauna quickly noticed jackie's attempt to communicate her needs, gently ruffling her hair and assuring her that she can go to bed soon, "oh jax, i know you're so so sleepy, we can go nini soon, okay lovebug?"

once they arrived in the bedroom, shauna laid jackie down on the bed with the towel beneath her, grabbing one of her favorite plushies to distract her for the moment. shauna went through the box she kept in her closet, specifically filled with items for jackie's regression, and got baby powder, lotion, a diaper, and fuzzy pajamas with pink bunnies adorning the front.

as shauna brought the supplies back, jackie noticed the diaper in her arms, immediately whining and wriggling on the blanket. she was still shy about needing them, feeling ashamed whenever shauna brought one out.

"i need to put one on you so you can have your baba, i'm sorry that you're not happy baby girl." shauna apologized, feeling bad for putting jackie in a vulnerable position. she took jackie's pacifier from the nightstand and popped it in her mouth, attempting to soothe her until she finished changing her.

luckily for shauna, it went by calmly with no tears from jackie, leaving her with only the pajamas left to put on her. at this point, jackie was getting cranky, feeling impatient about her bottle, along with being exhausted. shauna tickled her sides and blew a raspberry on her tummy, proving to be an effective way to make jackie laugh, as the little burst into a fit of giggles.

"i'm almost done, we just have to put your jammies on." as quick as she could, shauna slipped her pajamas on. lastly, shauna turned a pair of socks inside out, knowing how fussy she gets when the inside of her sock is touching her just slightly wrong, and put them on her.

all that was left to do was make a bottle for jackie.

upon seeing shauna slowly walk over to the door, jackie's bottom lip quivered, not wanting her mama to leave. "mama will be right back, can you stay here and be a good girl for me?" jackie waved her fists around and whimpered, clearly unhappy with being left alone. shauna, way too soft for her baby girl, picked her up without hesitation.

jackie sighed, feeling content in shauna's arms as she carried her to the kitchen. shauna warmed up a bottle of milk and a drop of vanilla extract, bouncing jackie gently as they waited for the microwave to go off. once it was ready, they went back to the bedroom, finally ready to go to bed.

shauna lied in bed with jackie on top of her, cradling her with a blanket loosely covering her. "are you ready for your baba, sweet girl?" shauna cooed, bringing the bottle to the little's lips, waiting for her to latch on. jackie quickly started drinking, causing shauna to sigh in relief. her baby could finally get the rest she's been wanting.

"there we go, it's all yours." shauna whispered. as jackie's suckling slowed, shauna replaced the bottle with her pacifier, noticing that she was falling asleep. "i love you so very much, jackie, sleep well."

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

having so much fun with the edits. for the Conficcare aita for getting my younger sister away from our toxic mum, edit 1 is clarification, edit two is yeah said younger sister is trans and thats why i wanted to get her away from our mother, edit 3 is im not connected to the mafia fuck off and edit 4 is Cherry [who i totally dont know] i will kill you if you show this to my sister

okay this write aita posts from you character perspective idea thing is gold.