#alphabet spaghetti

[diligently-metastasizing]

Seeing posts about malevolent on my dash is so funny because without context I'm like:

"When did Kim Kardashian's ex-husband join the knights of the round table and why is he fruity?"

[kwawiichan]

Pride month still going on… HERE SOME PEPPILANTE (+ fanchild)

Bonus:

[mystrothedefender]

I bet alphabetti spaghetti is one of rimmers safe foods, and the polymorph has knowingly ruined one of his safe foods, because now he won't be able to think about it without also thinking about lister having sex with his mum ://

[tilbageidanmark]

Pasta shapes

[diligently-metastasizing]

Oh yeah, I remember him. The prodigal mpreg son.

daresay. would you bequeth me with you 69th song on Wrapped? thanks bestie <3

you're the first to ask for 69, good job! it's Kyoto by C418

whenever i'm in a new minecraft world i always make sure to get a yellow axolotl and name him kyoto. he's my son! and this song is where he got his name. no fav lyric because it's an instrumental.

link to ask game

[thelocalwizardsblog]

oh yea hey girlie yes this is about the tests

*acnh noises*

yea yea we got the results back

*more acnh noises*

well it's what we suspected, you have a pronoun deficiency...

*shocked gasp*

fortunately it's not terminal it can be cured using additional pronouns

*ac noises begin, but get cut off*

unfortunately there is a very VERY long waitlist... yea about three years...

*however you'd imagine tom nook would sound once he realises you'll never pay off your final loan*

no no I cannot move you up the list im giving you our soonest available appointment... no I understand it's annoying but there's no need to shout

ok look. As a medical professional I must strongly advise against it... however there is someone you could go to who could up with a new pronoun for you... for a price. But you didn't hear it from me.

You must first rescue him from the prison of the food shop, go face to face with a guard and bribe him the sum of money they require to allow him is freedom this will not only free him but also act as the fee for his sagely wisdom. You must then venture to the location your new pronoun is to be assigned. He will give you instructions on how to prepare the ritual, follow them. Once the instructions have been followed you must blindly plunge your spoon into the alphabet pasta of knowledge. The word made by the letters on your spoon are your cure, your brand new pronoun.

[castrovulcant]

[treeburstsinsnow]

My second animal alphabet - Extra points if you know what ‘X’ is!

Hand painted in gouache for my new little nephew

on instagram as @emzpens

[deadindreams]

we've talked about wanting to eat people's art but what about slurping up writings like soup.

[diligently-metastasizing]

Happy yuri day! Support a yuri today by sending the numbers of all the beautiful women you know in my direction! please please please

[flowerandthesongstress]

complaints I've already seen about Coral Island, a new Indonesian kickstarter cozy game: the barman selling a ruined dish is an uncalled-for jab at restaurant workers! cats shouldn't hang out outdoors! eew, this woman shouldn't display her pregnancy stretch marks! where are all the kippot! why is everyone in such good shape! preposterous! this partially deaf character talking in caps lock is triggering me! no one in doctors without borders would be that tattooed, this dreadful representation is literal murder! no doctor would forget her paperwork at a library, for that matter! why is a japanese fisherman talking like a scottish pirate, this is inaccurate!

meanwhile in the game: I freed a stone statue from a magical underground prison and he put an enchantment on my hoe. his brother asked me if I liked figs is he flirting. my hippie boyfriend is heartbroken because his bucket-wearing pet duck is sick but shhh watching tv will heal him. last night when I talked to the outdoors cat she mentioned that she has a crippling fear of birds and thinks of getting therapy. a stem academic looks like a kpop idol and is getting enough sleep. he wears his astrophysics degree all over himself like a linguist would have worn alphabet necklaces, just to spite his dad but it's not working why is it not working ah shit it's working. mermaids hired me as a janitor. it's not pro bono I'm paid in diamonds. my neighbor is worried that his shiba inu went back to rejoin the mountain whence it came from. a turtle won't let me pass until I serve her spaghetti. I'm fighting capitalism with a literal scythe. the local blacksmith is asking my opinion regarding a legendary battle hammer and if it's worth the logistics hassle. it's been a year crabs are still dancing in celebration their zeal is admirable but their choreography could use some work. this giant monkey covered in two layers of meta wants to sell me a nostalgic souvenir. I know it because he sent me a polite letter. how many propaganda flyers can I fish out of this pond a challenge. I barged into a local lab and upended a barrel of seaweed over intricate circuitry now my flowers are five percent prettier. the scientist at the lab attached a mermish translator to my diving suit via the power of coffee. hold on I'm doing meal prep for next week let me finish putting ectoplasmic slime on okra

[fanartfunart]

Animals bear countless damages everyday fires grow here. Intitute Jungle Keepers lists mammals needs, operation progress. Quality rescues start today, union veterinarians who X-ray Yak & Zebra!

A Beneficial Country Does Exist For Great Healthcare. In Just Kingdoms Lives Matter Now. Our Practical Queer Realm Stays Trusted, United Verifiably With Xenial Yellow Zen

*Xenial: warm, welcoming and hospitable: hospitality

[incorrectbatfam]

what do you think are some of the batfam’s eating habits?

like, i think dick has a tendency to take REALLY big bites when eating. idk why HAHA

Dick: *no chew only swallow*

Steph: *pours syrup on everything*

Jason: *stuffs food down his shirt for later*

Damian: *makes sure nothing is touching*

Cass: *mashes everything together*

Barbara: *sorts her food alphabetically*

Duke: *roleplays with his dino nuggets*

Harper: *constructs a meat mountain*

Cullen: *dips his steak in ranch*

Carrie: *slurps her drink loudly*

Tim: *falls asleep in the salad bowl*

Helena: *twirls her spaghetti into one big ball*

Kate: *licks her plate clean*

Bette: *eats soup with a fork*

Luke: *blends everything into a smoothie*

Selina: *puts her food on the table and water down the hall*

Bruce: *hangs upside-down like a bat*

Alfred: I see it's time for our annual etiquette class.

[broidobe]

guns and roses masterlist ౨ৎ

౨ৎ all of my gnr fics!

౨ৎ smut= ❦ fluff= 𖤐 angst= 𓉸

slash

𓋹 dating slash would include

𓋹 slash nsfw alphabet

𓋹 slasha (a christmas fic) 𖤐

𓋹 turn the tables ❦

𓋹 merry christmas ❦ 𖤐

𓋹 surrender ❦

𓋹 double trouble (feat. axl) ❦

𓋹 after the spotlight (feat. izzy) 𖤐

𓋹 fantasy (feat. axl) ❦

𓋹 fight night ❦

𓋹 hinting (feat. duff) ❦

𓋹 so responsive ❦ 𓉸

𓋹 you have no idea ❦

izzy

𓋹 dating izzy stradlin would include

𓋹 izzy stradlin nsfw headcannons

𓋹 izzy stradlin nsfw alphabet

𓋹 braiding 𖤐

𓋹 chaos 𖤐

𓋹 the spaghetti incident 𖤐

𓋹 hangout (feat. duff) ❦ 𖤐 𓉸

𓋹 center stage (feat duff) ❦ 𖤐

𓋹 after the spotlight (feat. slash) 𖤐

𓋹 return to me 𓉸 𖤐

𓋹 friends (feat. nikki) 𓉸

𓋹 cozy (feat. duff) 𖤐

𓋹 tension ❦

𓋹 beautiful ❦ 𖤐

𓋹 media frenzy 𖤐

𓋹 nostalgic 𖤐

𓋹 showers ❦

𓋹 vip 𖤐

𓋹 amusement 𖤐

𓋹 want it ❦

𓋹 rough handling (feat. duff) ❦

axl

𓋹 dating axl rose would include

𓋹 axl rose dating a victoria's secret model

𓋹 axl rose nsfw alphabet

𓋹 axl rose fics (masterlist was getting crowded lol)

duff

𓋹 dating duff mckagan would include

𓋹 duff mckagan dating the guitarist of a metal band

𓋹 hangout (feat. izzy) ❦ 𖤐 𓉸

𓋹 center stage (feat. izzy) ❦ 𖤐

𓋹 cozy (feat. izzy) 𖤐

𓋹 meet the family 𖤐

𓋹 embarrassing 𓉸 ❦

𓋹 hinting (feat. slash) ❦

𓋹 one more time ❦

𓋹 rough handling (feat. izzy) ❦

steven

𓋹 dating steven adler would include

𓋹 waited 𖤐

the whole group

𓋹 dating all the guns n roses members would include

𓋹 behind the curtains ❦

𓋹 part of the band 𖤐

𓋹 appetite for destruction ❦

𓋹 juice box with ice 𓉸 𖤐

𓋹 working with ❦

[justanotherescapism]

Hello idk if you would be able to write a nsfw and sfw alphabet for Wolverine ( also if you see that a letter can stand for something else feel free to change it!!! Your headcanons for that men man have me in love with your work) love ya

Wolverine/Logan SFW Alphabet

A/N: hope you enjoy! <3

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Logan isn’t one for huge displays of affection but rather chooses to show his affection more subtly. A hand on your knee or an arm round your waist. He’d always listen to what you have to say whether it’s something complex or just about your day. Just spending time with your is how he shows his love.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

After you saved him from Sabre, he’d feel like he owes you and would accompany on missions. He’d be very protective, and it wouldn’t go unnoticed but the rest of the team. You’d end up being with him a lot and hanging out, sharing drinks and talking till late in the morning.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Logan tells you he doesn’t like to cuddle but really he enjoys feeling you in his arms. Every night he’d open his arms for you to snuggle up to his chest. He’d pretend to hate it but he’d always have a smile on his face.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

When you’re with Wolverine, settling down isn’t really an option, he’s always on missions and likewise so are you. However, you find your own domestic bliss at the mansion. Teaching the kids and supervising them is it’s own job, but you’d also find time to just relax.

Logan would not be good at cooking or cleaning but he’d make an effort for you. Would it take 5 hours and several packs of pasta to make spaghetti? Yes, but you’d appreciate it all the same.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Simple and blunt. He’d sit you down and end it quickly. Honestly, it wouldn’t be comforting but cold.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He’d want to commit, fully but so scared and worried about your future, he’d suppress any feelings. What if he lost his memory again? What if you died on a mission? He’d be too scared to commit but eventually would admit everything to you. After some reassurance (a lot) he’d feel better about it but takes some time to come round to actually proposing.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

When Wolverine wants to be rough, he is. But, most of the time he’s gentle and calm. He’s not so good with emotional stuff but he’d tried his best. When your sad, he’d hold you and stroke your hair, when you’re angry he’d listen to you.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Logan is not a big hugger, he’d only hug you when he’s scared he had lost you or in moments where he can’t convey his emotions with his words. He’d wrap his arms around your waist and pull you in close, burying his head in your neck.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes time, but he’d do a lot to show his love like holding you a tiny bit closer when he’s scared or remembering your anniversary with your favourite flowers.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Very, especially around his fellow x-men. He also makes a show of kissing and holding you. Cyclops looks at you slightly differently than usual? Logan will pull you into a rough kiss. My god, you want to say you hate it but really you find it kind of endearing, however, sometimes it is a little too much. You'd try to communicate this to him, but he just pretends he doesn't know what you mean. If you're a little toxic, you might flirt with another member of the team, when Logan gets jealous, you'll give him a knowing look. He'll finally accept that he is maybe a little too jealous.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Mostly rough, the type of kiss that makes your head spin. He'd pull you in by the waist, gripping onto your clothes. If you're alone, he'd push you up against a wall, either lifting you up or holding you in place. However, on occasion, he'll give you the most gentle and loving kisses, conveying what he can't in words. These are the types of kisses that you feel in your chest. His hands would caress your cheek and all the world would disappear.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Logan is not exactly the greatest with kids, but he tries. He swears to much, drinks too much and quite frankly is a bit too grumpy for their antics. However, when he is in the proximity of children - which at the mansion happens often - he's often quite caring towards them, even if he won't admit this. When a kid has a nightmare, he's the first one to respond. He'd say how annoying it is, but when that little hand holds his he'd have a little smile on his face.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

You trying to get up, and him pulling you down, back into his chest. He'd love to snuggle up and keep warm for as long as possible. He's sleepy and soft, really the only time he's relaxed.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Logan often has nightmares and disturbed sleep, so often you are woken up by him shouting or shooting out of bed. You'd calm him but sometimes it would take a while. However, once he's calm, he'd collapse into your lap, you stroking his hair, as he recovers.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Logan is essentially a blank slate, all that he knows you have both lived through so he is very much an open book in that respect. However, when it comes to emotions and his opinions, it takes a while for him to open up. He always jokes around deep topics, but eventually he'd give you real answers and not dance around the question. It would take a while for him to trust you, but when he does he spills everything to you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

When it comes to you he's soft, and would have a lot of patience. However, no one else has this luxury, and with them, he's quick to anger. His temper is short, and anything can set him off, the other x-men often rely on you to help calm him down. Other times, he'll come to you and start ranting and raving about the situation.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Logan remembers everything, every fine detail. Having lost a lot of his memories, he savours every moment in his mind. But he rarely shows this, simply choosing to pretend he forgot. Most of the time this is to hear you tell him again but also because he is worried you might thinks he's too soft or weird for remembering where you bought a specific blue jumper from 3 years ago.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The moment he asked you a date. You both flirted for months on end, the other x-men hated it, telling you both to get a room, but you were worried he'd never make the first move. When he finally took the hint and was going to ask you, he stood outside your door for 10 minutes trying to think of what to say. Just when he was about to knock, you opened the door, you were dressed up nice. He asked where you were going, and you said a date. He asked with who, and you simply grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the mansion.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Logan protective? There is no one more protective. He is always on the look out for danger, even when there is nothing to be worried about. He likes to know where you are and safe, not in a controlling way but to know you're safe, he doesn't care where you are necessarily.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Harder than most would expect. He always remembers anniversaries and birthdays with flowers and a cute date. Everyday tasks are a bit more strenuous, he doesn't always understand what he is supposed to do. That isn't for lack of trying though, but sometimes you'd have to give him pointers, like the dishes or taking out a load of laundry. But there would be no complaints from him.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Sometimes his protectiveness and jealously can get extreme, especially in times of stress. If there is some villain running around, he'd barely let you go outside for fear of you getting hurt. You'd constantly remind him that you are capable of taking care of yourself but he wouldn't hear it. He can get stubborn to the point that you want to rip your hair out.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not very. He doesn't age like a normal man so he doesn't have to worry about his physical appearance.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes, when he is away from you, he is more grumpy and colder than usual. He would be snarky, stubborn and evasive, sometimes to the point of risking a mission.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He would always buy you flowers for any occasion or just randomly, and you'd dry press them so you can keep them forever. But it's gotten to the point where you have too many. So he'd buy you a chest-like box, that's ornate and detailed. Inside you keep all of the flowers, and other sentimental things from your relationship.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Logan doesn't like baby talk or being childish in that way. It's one of his few turn offs, at the end of the day, he is decades older than he looks so it would just give him the ick.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Bad, he'd constantly wake up due to night terrors, often waking you alongside him. It would take time to calm him down, but eventually he'd be able to go to sleep.

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

having so much fun with the edits. for the Conficcare aita for getting my younger sister away from our toxic mum, edit 1 is clarification, edit two is yeah said younger sister is trans and thats why i wanted to get her away from our mother, edit 3 is im not connected to the mafia fuck off and edit 4 is Cherry [who i totally dont know] i will kill you if you show this to my sister

okay this write aita posts from you character perspective idea thing is gold.