#alphabet spaghetti

[diligently-metastasizing]

Seeing posts about malevolent on my dash is so funny because without context I'm like:

"When did Kim Kardashian's ex-husband join the knights of the round table and why is he fruity?"

[kwawiichan]

Pride month still going on… HERE SOME PEPPILANTE (+ fanchild)

Bonus:

[mystrothedefender]

I bet alphabetti spaghetti is one of rimmers safe foods, and the polymorph has knowingly ruined one of his safe foods, because now he won't be able to think about it without also thinking about lister having sex with his mum ://

[tilbageidanmark]

Pasta shapes

[diligently-metastasizing]

Yeah. That's literally yeah. Having ocd is so weird because like the diversity of your disorder and its actual symptoms, the actual fear and misery and shame of the experience has been like completely erased by neurotypicals who created the "OCD is a quirky disorder that makes you organize!1!1" narrative. And so when you exhibit other non neat-freak symptoms of the disorder like irritability, mood swings, rumination, low sociability/self-isolation, morally reprehensible intrusive thoughts, etc. it's suddenly written off as something else like bipolar disorder or bpd or adhd.

Having OCD is just a weird experience all around in terms of identity. Because you know you have OCD, but because of the actions of society in society's eyes (both neurotypical and neurodivergent) you don't.

ocd is so weird bc its completely belittled and infantilized on the surface level (aka the stereotype- what people think ocd is like) but then the reality of it, the actual symptoms, are completely demonized once you get into them and people see you as evil just for having this mental illness in a non quirky way like they assumed its like. and then at the same time its not taken seriously at all and all the symptoms are handwaved as not that deep because how could you be so upset about something so dumb lol just dont do the compulsion its easy. why dont you hashtag let the intrusive thoughts win and shut the fuck up

[thelocalwizardsblog]

oh yea hey girlie yes this is about the tests

*acnh noises*

yea yea we got the results back

*more acnh noises*

well it's what we suspected, you have a pronoun deficiency...

*shocked gasp*

fortunately it's not terminal it can be cured using additional pronouns

*ac noises begin, but get cut off*

unfortunately there is a very VERY long waitlist... yea about three years...

*however you'd imagine tom nook would sound once he realises you'll never pay off your final loan*

no no I cannot move you up the list im giving you our soonest available appointment... no I understand it's annoying but there's no need to shout

ok look. As a medical professional I must strongly advise against it... however there is someone you could go to who could up with a new pronoun for you... for a price. But you didn't hear it from me.

You must first rescue him from the prison of the food shop, go face to face with a guard and bribe him the sum of money they require to allow him is freedom this will not only free him but also act as the fee for his sagely wisdom. You must then venture to the location your new pronoun is to be assigned. He will give you instructions on how to prepare the ritual, follow them. Once the instructions have been followed you must blindly plunge your spoon into the alphabet pasta of knowledge. The word made by the letters on your spoon are your cure, your brand new pronoun.

[bowithoutadaemon]

I really want soup. But I don't have good stuff to put in soup. Very sad indeed.

[diligently-metastasizing]

Oh yeah, I remember him. The prodigal mpreg son.

daresay. would you bequeth me with you 69th song on Wrapped? thanks bestie <3

you're the first to ask for 69, good job! it's Kyoto by C418

whenever i'm in a new minecraft world i always make sure to get a yellow axolotl and name him kyoto. he's my son! and this song is where he got his name. no fav lyric because it's an instrumental.

link to ask game

[diligently-metastasizing]

Happy yuri day! Support a yuri today by sending the numbers of all the beautiful women you know in my direction! please please please

[castrovulcant]

[treeburstsinsnow]

My second animal alphabet - Extra points if you know what ‘X’ is!

Hand painted in gouache for my new little nephew

on instagram as @emzpens

[diligently-metastasizing]

SPOTIFY BASED

53

In love with an e-girl by wilbur soot

Sorry averyx even my Spotify is calling you a wilbur kinnie

[magpiewritingsforonce]

we've talked about wanting to eat people's art but what about slurping up writings like soup.

[incorrectbatfam]

what do you think are some of the batfam’s eating habits?

like, i think dick has a tendency to take REALLY big bites when eating. idk why HAHA

Dick: *no chew only swallow*

Steph: *pours syrup on everything*

Jason: *stuffs food down his shirt for later*

Damian: *makes sure nothing is touching*

Cass: *mashes everything together*

Barbara: *sorts her food alphabetically*

Duke: *roleplays with his dino nuggets*

Harper: *constructs a meat mountain*

Cullen: *dips his steak in ranch*

Carrie: *slurps her drink loudly*

Tim: *falls asleep in the salad bowl*

Helena: *twirls her spaghetti into one big ball*

Kate: *licks her plate clean*

Bette: *eats soup with a fork*

Luke: *blends everything into a smoothie*

Selina: *puts her food on the table and water down the hall*

Bruce: *hangs upside-down like a bat*

Alfred: I see it's time for our annual etiquette class.

[flowerandthesongstress]

complaints I've already seen about Coral Island, a new Indonesian kickstarter cozy game: the barman selling a ruined dish is an uncalled-for jab at restaurant workers! cats shouldn't hang out outdoors! eew, this woman shouldn't display her pregnancy stretch marks! where are all the kippot! why is everyone in such good shape! preposterous! this partially deaf character talking in caps lock is triggering me! no one in doctors without borders would be that tattooed, this dreadful representation is literal murder! no doctor would forget her paperwork at a library, for that matter! why is a japanese fisherman talking like a scottish pirate, this is inaccurate!

meanwhile in the game: I freed a stone statue from a magical underground prison and he put an enchantment on my hoe. his brother asked me if I liked figs is he flirting. my hippie boyfriend is heartbroken because his bucket-wearing pet duck is sick but shhh watching tv will heal him. last night when I talked to the outdoors cat she mentioned that she has a crippling fear of birds and thinks of getting therapy. a stem academic looks like a kpop idol and is getting enough sleep. he wears his astrophysics degree all over himself like a linguist would have worn alphabet necklaces, just to spite his dad but it's not working why is it not working ah shit it's working. mermaids hired me as a janitor. it's not pro bono I'm paid in diamonds. my neighbor is worried that his shiba inu went back to rejoin the mountain whence it came from. a turtle won't let me pass until I serve her spaghetti. I'm fighting capitalism with a literal scythe. the local blacksmith is asking my opinion regarding a legendary battle hammer and if it's worth the logistics hassle. it's been a year crabs are still dancing in celebration their zeal is admirable but their choreography could use some work. this giant monkey covered in two layers of meta wants to sell me a nostalgic souvenir. I know it because he sent me a polite letter. how many propaganda flyers can I fish out of this pond a challenge. I barged into a local lab and upended a barrel of seaweed over intricate circuitry now my flowers are five percent prettier. the scientist at the lab attached a mermish translator to my diving suit via the power of coffee. hold on I'm doing meal prep for next week let me finish putting ectoplasmic slime on okra

[diligently-metastasizing]

I am not sorry for the person I will become with this boop o meter

Consider this a formal warning