mystrothedefender
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This is a Harry Potter hate blog. I love ofmd with my whole heart. Im always reblogging donation posts if you cant handle that please give me £5 before you leave @ ko-fi.com/mystrothedefender or paypal.me/davieking My names David I'm 30+ and queer. A 'slime-gay' some have said. All my opinions are correct. I'm totally not a telltale joker kin 😐���️. DNI if you don't give your pokemon potions in battles and just let them faint. I'm the big gay your parents warned you about and I make everything queer to spite YOU specifically. I'm named after Dave Lister and David Tennant, and apparently that makes me boring??? T day: 16/12/22
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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
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STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE - S3E3 The House of Quark
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I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this
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And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man
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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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I thought there was no Christmas in Narnia? No, not for a long time… But the hope that you've brought, your majesties, have finally started to weaken the Witch's power.
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mystrothedefender · 4 hours ago
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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All these development about the Luigi and Briana conundrum made me remember this tweet and it applies to the current situation so much
The people are finally asking why the fuck the orphan crushing machine exists
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i found the image without the ugly instagram overlay!
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