This is a Harry Potter hate blog. I love ofmd with my whole heart. Im always reblogging donation posts if you cant handle that please give me £5 before you leave @ ko-fi.com/mystrothedefender or paypal.me/davieking My names David I'm 30+ and queer. A 'slime-gay' some have said. All my opinions are correct. I'm totally not a telltale joker kin 😐���️. DNI if you don't give your pokemon potions in battles and just let them faint. I'm the big gay your parents warned you about and I make everything queer to spite YOU specifically. I'm named after Dave Lister and David Tennant, and apparently that makes me boring??? T day: 16/12/22
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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
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We need happy and wholesome nice queer representation to remind us that being queer doesn't doom you to a short life of loneliness and misery and we need fucked up and toxic queer representation to remind us that queer people are human beings who are messy and complicated and are not required to be beacons of moral goodness
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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)
DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)
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Your honour, my client literally just did the puppy head tilt. It's clearly innocent.
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fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.
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orcish warriors be like, “winterspire not ready for us ” like winterspire not seen 5 orc in horse caravan bumping dua lipa down trail of blazing glory
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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things
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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things
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my piece of shit psychiatrist wont give me my adhd medication until i do the tower of hanoi im gonna be here for a week
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Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
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