This is a Harry Potter hate blog. I love ofmd with my whole heart. Im always reblogging donation posts if you cant handle that please give me 拢5 before you leave @ ko-fi.com/mystrothedefender or paypal.me/davieking My names David I'm 30+ and queer. A 'slime-gay' some have said. All my opinions are correct. I'm totally not a telltale joker kin 馃槓鉁岋笍. DNI if you don't give your pokemon potions in battles and just let them faint. I'm the big gay your parents warned you about and I make everything queer to spite YOU specifically. I'm named after Dave Lister and David Tennant, and apparently that makes me boring??? T day: 16/12/22
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by mystrothedefender and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
1M
Likes Per Post
535K
Reblog Per Post
509K
Reply Per Post
1K
Time Between Posts
16 minutes ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
14
Note
2
Photo
1
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Mobile US users spent an average of 115.8 minutes on Tumblr app monthly.
Text
A tip for excellent writing I just learned: Don't introduce a character with their Dramatic Backstory. It makes readers go "oh alright this is the Dramatic Background Story Character" and establishes a baseline of Tragic, either for the story as a whole or this character in particular. With no contrast of light and dark, pure darkness isn't impactful, it just looks like the absence of anything to look at.
If you really want someone's dramatic backstory to hit the audience like a gut punch, let them get to know the character first. That way the dark backstory doesn't come off as a description of who they are, but an explanation to why they are the way they are. Bonus points for connecting it to something that's already been established as a part of the character - what a devastating blow to suddenly put together that hold on, that funny quirky thing that they always do is a fucking trauma response.
57K notes
路
View notes
Text
I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
25K notes
路
View notes
Text
154K notes
路
View notes
Text
We're in the car 馃コ
I'm taking Bruce to look round the new house today so I've taken him on a big long walk this morning so he'll be tired for the hour long car ride 馃槶
3 notes
路
View notes
Text
Blue Jay聽(Cyanocitta cristata), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, ONT, Canada
photograph by聽Jadwiga Dabrowski
753 notes
路
View notes
Text
Saw this meme and had to make one for her <3
56 notes
路
View notes
Text
I'm taking Bruce to look round the new house today so I've taken him on a big long walk this morning so he'll be tired for the hour long car ride 馃槶
3 notes
路
View notes
Note
as someone who's currently stuck living in/next to huntingdon: run. run as far as you can, save yourself from this accursed place 馃
Lol thankyou I've lived &worked here my whole life I'm looking forward to being somewhere where I won't run in to people I knew from school 馃槀
0 notes
Note
whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
108K notes
路
View notes
Text
Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
107K notes
路
View notes
