#alpha dad lalonde

[turnstechgodhead]

roslyn cassiopeia lalonde and dawn-david evan strider

[zan0tix]

Stupid ass friendgroup brah.

First one is bc me and cy watched legally blonde where the greek chorus made me think... jake could have a crazy internal emotional ballad framed as a duet with brain ghost dirk about accepting himself and leaving bgd behind. Jake is so built for the stage

Anyway im trying to go back to my older doodle prompts too. I went back to that sleepover one with the arm wrestling hehe

Dont tag as any ships beside callieroxy or dirkjake pretty pls thankyou

[timeausterrors]

lineup lets go!!!

[exaltior-a]

what if they were guardian swapped AND pre/post apocalypse swapped

(based on that post about alpha mom/rose raising dirk of mine)

bonus!

[101-sve]

Fledglings Asks Open

Another round of questions open for all that want to ask! I'm bored, no holds barred

Go ahead, ask

What could possibly go wrong?

[tinkerbullisreal]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: I have to go now. I just found a picture of my bro holding a human brain.

TG: lole

TT: This isn't a joke, by the way.

TT: The website says he was at an event at a university neurology department??

TG: omg

TT: I now have a picture of him in a nice suit holding a human brain with plastic gloves.

[luveniablue]

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

This competition is not about "least transgender", vote for your least favorite! Canon is not a factor, and please don't call these characters cis. The top three characters will proceed to the next round!

[optimus-rhyme]

Typing quirks rahh

[zan0tix]

every time i look at your art it's like there's a tactical nuke that goes off in my brain (positive) thank you 🙏

I am so bad at answering my tumblr asks 💀

But thank you!!!! lately i havent had time to really make cool pieces im glad people like my silly doodles 😢🫶

You are a fellow alpha kids truther.. I will share some new and old wips just for you that ill come back to someday (look at the image description for my notes and ideas on them all)

YEAH. I was really proud of the first one. One day ill finish it.. hopefully ...

[jayesprite]

can i request a guardianstuck mom lalonde (rose’s mom) to go with the dad sprite? please and thanks!

she had terezi length hair, but it was still styled the same as usual (though a bit curlier) and wore a headband similar to the one rose has.

she wore a light pink cardigan overtop a white off the shoulder shirt, her symbol was of a martini (and the same pink as her canon self) she wore a knee length skirt and black tights with pink pump like shoes, and she also wore her scarf though it was SLIGHTLY shorter than in canon.

dude i am so thoroughly entertained and fascinated w this timeline you have. please tell me your memories. tell me about your canon. not even as like a request just come here any time. i have so many questions. if you were a jane then what abt nana? was there an alpha dave. what was bro like. what abt grandpa english. did you guys play sburb. what was your godtier if you did. ill sprite whatever you want from it.

symbol and cardigan edited from deepseaspriteblog

[mxescargot]

Chinastuck: the guardians

the guardians' life stories are very similar pre- and post-scratch.

Dad: the average office worker in one of Beijing's business/financial districts. Is employed by Crockercorp post-scratch.

Mom: grows up in Xinjiang. Finds financial success (Rose as an author and Roxy as an entrepreneur or something) and moves to Shanghai. Rose is heavily censored by Crockercorp.

Bro: grows up in rural Sichuan or Guizhou. Moves to Chongqing; Dave gets famous for his movies and then is censored by Crockercorp.

Bec: is a dog. specifically, he and halley are some kind of herding dog

GCat: is a cat.

wtf does doc scratch do. i dont have chinastuck!alternia fleshed out much so um. 👍

[nikolaiar]

It’s more Bromomdad

[undeadgoonie]

hesitant

self indulgent jack nd roxy