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#where is Jacob’s theme 😭 😭 😭 it’s so good#anyways many great choices b#but#I picked Bella’s lullaby
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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
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look at us, doing our degrees, having jobs, twilight fandom all grown up, but one thing remains the same: we all go feral when the full moon turns white that's when I'll come home…
#I’ll be real#never knew those were the lyrics#I always say when the phone *jumbled garble* that’s where I belong#but I’m notorious for not knowing the words to songs#but man do I know every harmony and all the instrumentation and every lick#and I can come in on the right note before the song starts :)
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Hell site getetics this is an emergency tumblr just shined a deal with mid journey an ai art thing, you have to opt out on each individual blog, please spread the word
String identified: stupid ass tumblr decision as usual
Closest match: Disable this in your blog settings. Common name: Click settings, look down towards the bottom right to see your blogs. Click them and scroll down to the visibility section, where you can opt out of this garbage.
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I don't want to be dramatic but where are the genderfuckers in the twilight fandom. Solidarity w the rest of y'all but I'm bored of Cislight. Can we trans it up in here pls. pls?
#I can think of people that would fuck this shit UP (positive)#if you think I’m talking about you I am#now write trans characters or feel my wrath#(if you can write trans characters with the respect and depth they deserve)
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twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time
#now THIS is the good twilight#someone write this fic#not me I don’t write straight things but#someone :)
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Respect María or perish!!!
#also#who the fuck wants to read stories about morally pure characters#that’s so fucking boring and shallow#purity culture is a plague#oh you don’t ever want characters to make decisions you don’t agree with? fine#you’re banned from reading forever#also ghost attack#also yes to everything E said ofc#I just am annoyed by people being purity cops and thinking characters being complex 3 dimensional beings means that they’re bad influences#if your main characters have no complexity and no flaws your writing is bad hope this helps xoxoxox
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First hunt costumes. Do u think she should’ve attacked that one hiker in breaking dawn?
#I will be so real here#Bella not killing the hunter is maybe the thing that angers me the most in the series#aside from how well she does with the visit with Charlie#it honestly gets me so fucking heated#there should have been a single fucking quence for her decision
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Twilight remake with a muppet cast. Charlie Swan is the only human. Still played by Billy Burke. is this anything
#I respect the human Charlie take however I can’t stop picturing him as Sam eagle#also so sorry to y’all but Rosalie is miss piggy what are we doing here????#oh wait I guess jasper could be Sam eagle#but I know in my soul sam eagle HATES the confederacy
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Sorry late to the party but pls How did get Edward Bella pregnant? Can u signpost me to any crazy theories or what’s your theory?
they fucked, king
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#I mean we all know Garrett and Kate will win???#unless the fandom opinion has shifted since I was active in 2020#but I’m still there I still love them
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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart
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if I had been in Bella's position I would not have survived. like literally. I would've picked at my lip or scratched off a scab because Texture and then boom fresh blood and welp he drinked me. we would not have made it to new moon without an incident
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