apostatehobolife

[apostatehobolife]

Hello Da'Fen! I heard recently that for Ancient Elves, they start to lose their hair once they turn a millennia old - is this true? Is that why you 🥚?

(( Check out the recent DA:V Discord Q&A for context ))

This is true.

Me and my contemporaries, we are all 🥚.

Ancient Arlathan was naught but a world of 🥚.

-Solas

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Oh no, the statues- they broke 😢

You make it sound like such a passive happenstance..........

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Surely you must all be joking.

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Well.

That was not very good.

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Remove him from that library. Please.

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Chuckles! Well, I'll be damned. I thought for sure that singing red shit had gotten to you. How about you regale me with some new stories and we catch up over a pint at a tavern? My treat, of course.

-Varric

It is always a pleasant time having drinks with you, master Tethras. The plot for your newest novel sounded thrilling. You’re always adept at writing tricksters. I’ll be waiting to find out about the inevitable plot twist with bated breath.

May we see each other soon again, my friend.

-Solas

[apostatehobolife]

In my Raphael BG3 era

[Potential Solas spoilers for da4??]

I am delighted by this tweet from the former art director from 2021, do we get a over the top FenHarel disney villain song? PLZ YES

Alternatively a lovely little elvhen ditty

HIS VA LIKED IT which adds to the mystery

[apostatehobolife]

Merch store status

{Hello all! After a very terrible experience with Cafepress and an equally humongous failure with many other storefronts like Threadless and Society6, it's looking like everything is as bad/worse than RedBubble.

So.

Because I would really like to bring the stinky apostate hobo merch back but I don't want my art scrapped and stolen, I will work on the viability of Glazing/Nightshading all of my art for protection, and perhaps reopening my Redbubble store then.

If this works out I'll be posting a new update once the store is back up and running! Thanks for the patience, folks~}

[apostatehobolife]

Also, I totally mean to stir the pot don’t mean to stir the pot but you might also have a new rival for position of Beloved Egg Man. How do you feel about deep gnomes???

Someone please uhhhhhh remove Astarion from the room. He is upset.

[apostatehobolife]

O sweet Mythal. Sir, might I suggest you find a nice sunny spot to stand in? Uh, or a wooden stake to hold, perhaps?

Did you see something?............

[apostatehobolife]

fen'harel,sir! we've located an elf that matches the description given to us! pale, red eyes, white hair! we are bringing it to your quarters momentarily!

there is something…………….off………..

[apostatehobolife]

no but Solas you SHOULD meet Astarion! he's one of those escaped slaves you love so much and his master is trying to catch him again. I think meeting you might be good for him actually, since you're the God of freeing slaves and all that

[apostatehobolife]

I have to point out that Barcus is a precious little guy, but Walbren! (Minor spoiler warning!)

He, like Solas, is on a sort of fix-the-world-by-destroying-it path. Mind you, on a much smaller (pun not intended) scale. AND he just plain reminds me of Solas from looks to speech pattern.

I've been informed this fiend is trapped in a cell somewhere.

I understand the weight of guilt after putting your people in danger, unwittingly, when you only wish to help. I understand the weight of being responsible for ensuring your people's happiness and survival. It is the worst of existences when you feel forced to sacrifice something so extremely precious in the process, to do so.

I draw my line at gleefully plotting the eradication of people and dancing on their graves, I'm afraid. That any parts of this man remind you of me is... Unfortunate. My heart is not stone.

Wulbren Bongle is a mere unrepentant racist and if ever he shows himself around here, he will go in the oubliette. Good day.

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Even the skin tones....

This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

[apostatehobolife]

Also, I totally mean to stir the pot don’t mean to stir the pot but you might also have a new rival for position of Beloved Egg Man. How do you feel about deep gnomes???

Someone please uhhhhhh remove Astarion from the room. He is upset.

[apostatehobolife]

You are genuinely making me miss DAI and Specifically Solas 😭 I’m gonna have to replay it soon thanks to you

Yes. Good. Come back. Never leave.

[apostatehobolife]

{Bonus low res Barcus bc I lowkey think he's funnier this way but it wasn't legible enough in the final comic lmao}