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renpinefur · 2 years ago

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hey buddy. nice balls. to bad their belong to a gay.

#nice balls #also gay jokes woo #grammar sucks btw #all your balls #are belong to us

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star-hoon · 7 months ago

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𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

disclaimer: these are all smut so minors dni.

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hyung line when you ask them to spit in your mouth by @heejake-hoon

that's right he can't by @jaylaxies

meddle about by @en-dazedafterdark

how they would punish you during sex by @gyusrose

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★ surprise by @karinasbaby

★ the love game by @enha-stars

★ let me take care of you by @enha-stars

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★ heeseung hard thought by @karinasbaby

homecoming by @enha-stars

plushies & headsets by @heetos

pool by @karinasbaby

sleep by @enhaheeseung

4:00 am by @enhaheeseung

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★ cherry pits by @asahicore

★ sample session by @minhosimthings

★ a plus by @karinasbaby

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★ say my name by @yeonzzzn

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★ hoon hard thought by @alvojake

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mon amour by @i2sunric

hoon helping you fall asleep by eating you out by @heejake-hoon

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ceo sunghoon by @hottestvirgin

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birthday boy by @luvyeni

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★ you take your engagement ring off during an argument by @heeliopheelia (a)

#everyone is srsly so talented #i love all of your writing so much #i hope to improve my writing and to be in the same ball park as everyone on this list!#enhypen #enhypen fic #enha x reader #enhypen x reader #enha imagines #fic recommendation #fic recs #star hoon fic recs

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mischieviem · 9 months ago

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What could have been 😔

#supernatural #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #mischieviem #spn #balls deep day #misha collins #cr8 #also Crowley #Crowley #Crowley king of hell #the stench of that impala is all over your overcoat angel #dean and castiel's profound bond #they could have had it all

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago

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Tis but a flesh wound!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #jin guangyao #lan xichen #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #JGY's little shawl waits for him at the front entrance. It's for him to wear in the cloud recesses because he gets cold easy.#Lan Xichen personally hand knit it for him. This is canon within this universe now.#JGY is failing his little chess game so bad in this scene. He walks up and cutely pouts at LXC to pwease help him in his schemes #And when LXC rightly points out the holes in his reasoning he gets his back up!#But *dude* how the hell are you going to explain how WWX has been doing all these crazy things when the guy was Passed Out.#LXC can even attest to it. Back to JGY holding the idiot ball here; why make a point to press about WWX staying at CR #And not take into account the fact the lan brothers have an incredibly tight bond?#Why was he even *attempting* to drive a wedge between them?#Honestly I know we love to call JGY a schemer but he was so sloppy at so many points. Everything post secret room reveal-#has been a messy scramble to cover up his past transgressions. He is struggling to keep things under control!#He currently is staying in the public favour solely on the quality of his melancholic wet eyes.#You dare accuse jin guangyao of murder? When he's so sopping wet? When he whimpers and whines without a little treat?#To bad he's shown his teeth! Sorry you aren't old enough for dentures and can't put those teeth right back in your mouth.

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thankstothe · 8 months ago

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annoyingmammalpenisstorysubplot

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #hilson #screencap #s02e17 “All In”#CIGARS ARE REQUIRED ON ENTRY #cuddy saying her stack and balls are bigger ty for your service #smoking in the sunrise laughing together agh #making me sick

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sherurose · 3 months ago

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Daniel Molloy + first impressions

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spoopdeedoop · 9 months ago

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STOP, SLOW, GO!!

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lem0nademouth · 13 days ago

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according to the replies on this tweet literally every tv show has Zionist Propaganda™️ so i guess the hamasniks are just going to have to twiddle their thumbs for entertainment

edit: some of the nonsense from the replies

do not call yourself progressive or inclusive or revolutionary or anticolonial or whatever other fucking “I’m A Good Person” label de jour you’ve chosen if you say shit like this. you cannot talk like a Nazi and then insist you’re just an antizionist.

#the antisemitism is sooooooooo mask off w this one #any mention of Israel is as good as literal actual government sponsored proaganda to them #apparently new girl is zionist propaganda bc there’s a scene in a synagogue w an israeli flag in the background #no i’m not joking that was the justification #also someone said schmidt has ‘zionist republican vibes’ oh my G-D JUST SAY JEW #I KNOW YOU WANT TO CALL HIM A KIKE JUST SAY IT #at least have the balls to be racist all the way instead of hiding behind moral superiority #other offending shows and movies included:#ncis #the nanny #law & order: special victims unit #gilmore girls #world war z #gossip girl #crazy ex girlfriend #ugly betty #the marvelous mrs. maisel #blue bloods #heathers #the good wife #how i met your mother #bojack horseman #antisemitism #judeophobia #leftist antisemitism

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justabiteofspite · 4 months ago

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"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."

My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"

#people get too hung up on the flowers thing and don't actually appreciate how deeply romantic that bastard mosquito is #he's a very private person and unlearning to perform so he isn't waxing poetic about you all the time #But like the whole “you'll flit back into my heart” bit if durge loses is some of the most romantic dialogue in the entire game #even lae'zel is complaining about your constant pda #And this isn't stealing a trait from Wyll #Astarion and Wyll are both romantic they just are in different ways #they are going to do things that fit their own personalities #wyll is going to take you to a grand ball and treat you like royalty the entire time while dancing the night away #astarion is going to take you to that same ball so you can both scam/pickpocket the nobles and have a risky public quickie in the gardens #bg3 #astarion #durge #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion x durge #astarion romance

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naturecalls111 · 1 month ago

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#nerik #nicky hemmick #erik klose #all for the game #fanart #one thing i take so seriously is nerik #like damn thats what started everything fr #thats... thats papa and dado...#OUUGHHH GOD I LOVE NICKY SO MUCH LOL I tried to put such care into him i need everyone to know that #thats my favorite ever.#Nicky hemmick you are so special to me. and erik you are too because youre special to nicky #Guys holy crap... i think that means... one couple left... Will andreil be next or will i blue ball you...#other fandoms #other fandoms: all for the game

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saragrosie · 6 months ago

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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways #I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr #martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous #hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth #he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm #one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in #it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane #my art #the magnus archives #tma season four #tma season 5 #tma #tma spoilers #tma fanart #tma podcast #the magnus pod #martin blackwood #jonathan sims the archivist #jonathan sims #jon sims #god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude #jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why #jonmartin #good god what is their ship name #jmart #tma jmart #jmart fanart #“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme

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marigoldbaker · 3 months ago

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man a real #jaheiracore moment that i think exemplifies the heart of this woman is when you meet her kids and find out she calls them all “cub” and then she starts calling you “cub” and when you ask her about it she’s like “don’t read too much into it. it’s literally a coincidence. it’s nothing.”

that woman is genuinely so so bad at not caring about things. will give impassioned monologues to everyone about how time has worn her down and she’s jaded and miserable and doesn’t care about anyone bc it’s smart to not care & then immediately adopts this guy she’s known for 3 minutes. and CLEARLY thinks no one will notice or call her on it. 100 percent convinced everyone around her believes her own bad lie. i am obsessed with her.

#musings #jaheira #very normal jaheira tag #she thinks she’s slick!!!!#girl you showed up at your house and patiently let your kids punt u around like a foot ball #we all saw that.

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fishareglorious · 3 months ago

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kakania numero uno reverse 1999 character on the fact she makes a dig on the sex life of the guy she was dueling with at the moment. while also somewhat kinda maybe implying she fucked his wife

#kakania #reverse 1999 #certified storm moments #she says this in a room filled with people btw. look at that smile. the balls on this woman #imagine being dr fucking schwarz and this spunky medschool dropout upstart barges into an important event for your career tells you #you're an immoral disgrace of a doctor and challenges you to a duel and implies to everyone your game is so bad. and in the middle #of the duel she uncovers that you've cheated on all your past duels and with that basically drags your name through shit-covered mud #in front of dozens of people. i would never recover if i was him #when this scene happened in the cn livestream i think a majority of the people in chat went 'wait did she fuck his wife'#and with one of the lines of her character story drives home deeper the whole crack headcanon that she's havinf loads of affairs #with her married women clients. whihc. slayyyy i guess. have fun girl #r1999 shitpost

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cloudyydraws · 1 year ago

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