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hey buddy. nice balls. to bad their belong to a gay.
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𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
disclaimer: these are all smut so minors dni.
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MULTIPLE MEMBERS ‧˚₊•┈┈┈┈୨୧┈┈┈┈•‧₊˚⊹
hyung line when you ask them to spit in your mouth by @heejake-hoon
that's right he can't by @jaylaxies
meddle about by @en-dazedafterdark
how they would punish you during sex by @gyusrose
HEESEUNG ‧˚₊•┈┈┈┈୨୧┈┈┈┈•‧₊˚⊹
★ stitch me up by @ja3yun
★ surprise by @karinasbaby
★ the love game by @enha-stars
★ let me take care of you by @enha-stars
★ wanna make a movie? by @luvyeni
★ backseat lovin by @luvyeni
★ heeseung hard thought by @karinasbaby
homecoming by @enha-stars
plushies & headsets by @heetos
pool by @karinasbaby
sleep by @enhaheeseung
4:00 am by @enhaheeseung
SUNGHOON ‧˚₊•┈┈┈┈୨୧┈┈┈┈•‧₊˚⊹
★ mark me yours @alvojake
★ cherry pits by @asahicore
★ sample session by @minhosimthings
★ a plus by @karinasbaby
★ drip, drip, drip by @enha-stars
★ say my name by @yeonzzzn
★ six feet under by @alvojake
★ hoon hard thought by @alvojake
★ hoon hard thought by @karinasbaby
mon amour by @i2sunric
hoon helping you fall asleep by eating you out by @heejake-hoon
riding sunghoon's abs by @simpjaes
i found your blog by @hottestvirgin
ceo sunghoon by @hottestvirgin
picturesque by @ja3yun
prettiest girl by @luvyeni
birthday boy by @luvyeni
JAKE ‧˚₊•┈┈┈┈୨୧┈┈┈┈•‧₊˚⊹
★ off limits by @yeonzzzn
★ consequences by @yeonzzzn
★ two best friends in a room by @hee-pster
3:04 pm by @moonhoures
stress relief by @jongseongsnudes
full attention by @jongseongsnudes
jealousy by @dearjaeyuns
no nut november by @luvyeni
baby dont stop by @mahalkheeta
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★ you take your engagement ring off during an argument by @heeliopheelia (a)
#everyone is srsly so talented#i love all of your writing so much#i hope to improve my writing and to be in the same ball park as everyone on this list!#enhypen#enhypen fic#enha x reader#enhypen x reader#enha imagines#fic recommendation#fic recs#star hoon fic recs
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What could have been 😔
#supernatural#destiel#castiel#dean winchester#mischieviem#spn#balls deep day#misha collins#cr8#also Crowley#Crowley#Crowley king of hell#the stench of that impala is all over your overcoat angel#dean and castiel's profound bond#they could have had it all
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Tis but a flesh wound!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#JGY's little shawl waits for him at the front entrance. It's for him to wear in the cloud recesses because he gets cold easy.#Lan Xichen personally hand knit it for him. This is canon within this universe now.#JGY is failing his little chess game so bad in this scene. He walks up and cutely pouts at LXC to pwease help him in his schemes#And when LXC rightly points out the holes in his reasoning he gets his back up!#But *dude* how the hell are you going to explain how WWX has been doing all these crazy things when the guy was Passed Out.#LXC can even attest to it. Back to JGY holding the idiot ball here; why make a point to press about WWX staying at CR#And not take into account the fact the lan brothers have an incredibly tight bond?#Why was he even *attempting* to drive a wedge between them?#Honestly I know we love to call JGY a schemer but he was so sloppy at so many points. Everything post secret room reveal-#has been a messy scramble to cover up his past transgressions. He is struggling to keep things under control!#He currently is staying in the public favour solely on the quality of his melancholic wet eyes.#You dare accuse jin guangyao of murder? When he's so sopping wet? When he whimpers and whines without a little treat?#To bad he's shown his teeth! Sorry you aren't old enough for dentures and can't put those teeth right back in your mouth.
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annoyingmammalpenisstorysubplot
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#screencap#s02e17 “All In”#CIGARS ARE REQUIRED ON ENTRY#cuddy saying her stack and balls are bigger ty for your service#smoking in the sunrise laughing together agh#making me sick
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Daniel Molloy + first impressions
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#raglan james#armand#1x06#2x03#my edits#gif#gifset#devil's minion#armandaniel#armaniel#bc ofc#daniel when the average person wants to start a conversation: 🤨🙄➡️#but armand's power!!#no disapproval move without uttering a word + daniel at a loss for words + daniel following him with his eyes like damn!#and the diegetic use of baby strange in the bar scene 👌#“I see you walking; I see you talking with all my friends; I'm shadowed under; You're like some thunder; I wanna be your friend”#“I wanna call you; I wanna ball you all night long; In winds of passion my whip is lashing; I wanna get you and then”#“Ooo you're strange; Don't lame me baby strange don't lame me baby”
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STOP, SLOW, GO!!
#my art#MATCHING TRAFFIC LIGHT ICONS FOR ALL YOUR TRAFFIC LIGHT NEEDS#not too happy w these bc i think red’s face is too big BUT WE BALL#click 4 better quality 🙏#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk red son#lmk mk#lmk mei#red son fanart#mk fanart#mei fanart#how do i tag these again#qi xiaotian#qi xiaotian fanart#long xiaojiao#long xiaojiao fanart#its their s4 outfits but red has like three minutes of screentime in s4 so he looks a little out of place sorry <\3#traffic light trio#chimerashipping#chimerashipping fanart#trafficlight trio fanart
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for anyone who doesn't have the Return YouTube Dislike Plugin, here's how Watcher Entertainment's "Goodbye Youtube" video is doing right now
yeah... gonna throw out a yikes on that one
i suspect this number will only keep growing in the coming days/weeks, especially the longer and longer we go without any sort of response.
EDIT: its only been three hours and the number has already jumped to 206K dislikes.
#the fucking balls to link to their merch store on the announcement video too#as a long time fan i'm very disappointed#i get that creatives want to and SHOULD be paid fairly for their work.#hell my dad got laid off by MF DISNEY for wanting to be paid a fair wage for the work he was doing#but we're not talking about the billion dollar mega-corporation Disney here#we're talking about a company that by *all respects* should be able to sustain itself off of Youtube Ads & Patreon & Merch & Live Shows-#WITHOUT blowing 100K on flying 6 people out to haunted houses or paying 20 people to make and produce ONE lets play video#in short: Watcher... get your shit together.#watcher entertainment#we are watcher#watcher#shane medej#ryan bergara#steven lim
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"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."
My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"
#people get too hung up on the flowers thing and don't actually appreciate how deeply romantic that bastard mosquito is#he's a very private person and unlearning to perform so he isn't waxing poetic about you all the time#But like the whole “you'll flit back into my heart” bit if durge loses is some of the most romantic dialogue in the entire game#even lae'zel is complaining about your constant pda#And this isn't stealing a trait from Wyll#Astarion and Wyll are both romantic they just are in different ways#they are going to do things that fit their own personalities#wyll is going to take you to a grand ball and treat you like royalty the entire time while dancing the night away#astarion is going to take you to that same ball so you can both scam/pickpocket the nobles and have a risky public quickie in the gardens#bg3#astarion#durge#bg3 astarion#bg3 spoilers#astarion x durge#astarion romance
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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more mario and luigi doodles but i took their mouths away
+ extra unfinished stuff under the cut
#the dear doppelganger weeg one is purely self indulgent bc ive been playing it on loop recently im normal#and i know doppelganger is a different whole thing than what he has but. hey its ok we ball#more spm on the way (i hope!!!!!! as long as i dont get distracted by avemuji or sekai for a bit)#most of this was practicing mario bc i still dont like the way i draw him tbh but i think we're getting somewhere#shoutout priv twt oomfies for dealing with my mario fix bullshit youre all so real#drawing these little guys is so much different from my other little guys i think thats why ive liked drawing them so much constantly#it just feels fresh for me!! i just get to fuck around when i draw them its fun to experiment again#ok done talking i like them a normal amount#mario and luigi#mario#luigi#super mario bros fanart#super mario bros#super mario fanart#spm#super paper mario#mr l#starlow#smb#super mario brothers#mario bros#mario fanart#art#fanart#my art#cloudy draws#nintendo#nintendo fanart
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kakania numero uno reverse 1999 character on the fact she makes a dig on the sex life of the guy she was dueling with at the moment. while also somewhat kinda maybe implying she fucked his wife
#kakania#reverse 1999#certified storm moments#she says this in a room filled with people btw. look at that smile. the balls on this woman#imagine being dr fucking schwarz and this spunky medschool dropout upstart barges into an important event for your career tells you#you're an immoral disgrace of a doctor and challenges you to a duel and implies to everyone your game is so bad. and in the middle#of the duel she uncovers that you've cheated on all your past duels and with that basically drags your name through shit-covered mud#in front of dozens of people. i would never recover if i was him#when this scene happened in the cn livestream i think a majority of the people in chat went 'wait did she fuck his wife'#and with one of the lines of her character story drives home deeper the whole crack headcanon that she's havinf loads of affairs#with her married women clients. whihc. slayyyy i guess. have fun girl#r1999 shitpost
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running a little late, but someone's finally arriving at the @kirbyoctournament !
sent in to the tourney by her well meaning friends, starstruck is a Totally Normal adult waddle dee from king dedede's kingdom of dream land! she's here to try and meet new people, and maaaybe get out of her anxious shell a little bit!
equipped with her customary cheerful attitude, she's also sporting a brand new backpack full of lovingly packed goodies to help her through the event.
if you'd like to get to know her a little better, you can check out her tag on my blog, or these three important comics from previously! lastly, you can find the masterpost for her interactive tournament adventure here! this is an ongoing chronological story (separate to her canon story, but referencing it) that will last for as long as she's in the tournament!
a few notes for any interactions
🌸 despite being a waddle dee, other waddle dees typically don't like being around her, and folks who already know what a waddle dee should be like also tend to get a weird vibe off her. 🌸 she is quite friendly and approachable, but prone to extreme anxiety if she perceives she might have done something wrong or inappropriate. tiny wanya takes criticism the way a handful of hay takes a flame. 🌸 if you have wings and you take her flying she'll never leave your side. she's only palm sized, so if you are big and have wings or can fly, please pick her up and go flying with her please please pleeaase she wants to go go flying and fawn over your wings so so bad 🌸 for the purposes of the tourney, which by merit of its existence is something of an au timeline, consider this event to completely predate her ability to summon these.
#my art#my comics#starstruck dee#oc (2024): starstruck dee#kirby#bandana waddle dee#meta knight#king dedede#throwing her into the ring!!! tiny pink bouncy stressball (ball of stress) in there with all these incredibly cool and powerful ocs!#just trotting from your house in the countryside to the Community Gathering and finding a whole bunch of literal legends there#if your oc has wings she is going to be following them around like this -> 🥺👉👈 <- the whole time. just so you know#don't let meta knight know!! she thought he had the market for both “cool knight” and “pretty wings” covered but she's in for a surprise!#anyway. phew! finally finished this just in time! excited to be participating!!! best of luck everybody!
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Men that stroke their cocks to your most innocent selfies.
#the ones that are sfw and innocent enough to post on social media#the ones that shouldn’t make their cocks hard or their balls ache but here they are#you don’t even send a nude or suggestive pic#just a soft sweet smiling photo paired with a ‘how’s your day?’ and they’re GONE#OR OR OR you’re not even dating#maybe you’re just friends or acquaintances or MAYBE you don’t know each other at all#but he’s still jacking it to the cute photos you post of yourself online#this is entirely marq’s fault#ENTIRELY#my brain is mush
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yuuta is the boyfriend BAWLING when he has to drop you off at the airport. it doesn’t really matter how long you’ll be gone, he will be crying, and he’s gonna cry just as hard when he picks you up again too. but that’s not surprising, neither is saying that satoru smothers you in affection and soft gazes but waits until you’re gone and he’s back home to let the tears out. the real gag is that toji is also crying. it doesn’t happen when he drops you off, or when he gets home, and honestly he’s fine for the first few days—crabbier than usual, slower than usual, groggier than usual—but, fine. it’s somewhere around the third or fourth day of your absence that he finds himself crying, unintentionally. he feels the tears on his lips before he realizes they’re falling from his eyes, and there’s a moment of confusion and then a soft laughter of disbelief before he lets the rest of them fall. he doesn’t really know why he’s crying even while he’s crying. he doesn’t sob or make noise or smush his head into a pillow, but when he gets up to wipe his face, he’s confronted with his reflection in the mirror and that’s when it hits him: he’s sad. if you’d asked toji, he’d say he hasn’t experienced true sadness before that moment. despite all the shitty things in his life, he held a sort of neutral, it is what is attitude about it all—but that’s not the case with you. toji’s sad because he misses you and it’s probably the first time in his life he cries because he can Feel something is missing inside of him
#toji fushiguro my beloved…………………#ok but yuuta really is crying a river LMFAO#he cries when he drops you off when you’re gone when he picks you up and even for a day after you’re back#he’s just…… he has big wet doe eyes !!! you can’t blame him#satoru’s eyes are SOOO wobbly but ofc he plays it off and hides it well (not That Well) but it all comes out once you’re gone#megumi doesn’t cry but he’s an absolute ball of incompetence and insufferable behavior while you’re gone#do not recommend pissing him off during this time 😭😭#yuuji doesn’t really cry like he misses you and he tells you every day and he tells everyone in his vicinity that he misses you#but he more so……. like…….. idk if preening is the word but he’s doing Everything for u right before u leave#he’s brushing your hair and doing ur laundry and eating with you and painting your nails#he’s smushing in all the acts of service and quality time possible bc there’s gonna be a little hole in him while you’re gone and he can’t#take care of you :(( baby boy :(((#the only normal people are nanami and hiromi LMFAO#💌
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man a real #jaheiracore moment that i think exemplifies the heart of this woman is when you meet her kids and find out she calls them all “cub” and then she starts calling you “cub” and when you ask her about it she’s like “don’t read too much into it. it’s literally a coincidence. it’s nothing.”
that woman is genuinely so so bad at not caring about things. will give impassioned monologues to everyone about how time has worn her down and she’s jaded and miserable and doesn’t care about anyone bc it’s smart to not care & then immediately adopts this guy she’s known for 3 minutes. and CLEARLY thinks no one will notice or call her on it. 100 percent convinced everyone around her believes her own bad lie. i am obsessed with her.
#musings#jaheira#very normal jaheira tag#she thinks she’s slick!!!!#girl you showed up at your house and patiently let your kids punt u around like a foot ball#we all saw that.
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