#all my platonic love for this man oml

[im-a-not-so-sirius-star]

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heyyy!!! i assume you know by know… that i am the amazing, one and only…

sirius orion black!!!

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pronouns>>> he/they/she - genderfluid

sexuality>>> gay (remussexual, aka taken)

age>>> 17

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i am originally from france, but i live in london with the amazing james, (most of the year im at school with my amazing boyfriend remus <333) im gendurfluid and gay as a leprechaun!!! my fav colours are black (obvi) brown, and navy blue ;) my fav food is (again, obviously) anything that the wonderful effie cooks!!! she truly is amazing… my fav movie is howls moving castle, or harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, and my fav book is the echo room by parker peevyhouse (ik what a weird name… almost as bad as rowling)

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my amazing friends!!!!!

the loml, @rj-mo0ny-lupin 🌕

my platonic soulmate, @heres-ur-daily-dose-of-prongsie 🦌

our little rat, @wormtail-pete ! 🐁

@ur-fave-rockstar-girl, said to be a female me 💋

@mary-macdonald1, the female prongs fr 🦌

@lily-pad-love, the best feminomenon out there 🌸

@aunty-emms-emporium >>> the best childhood bff 👧🏻

@reggieblackthepoet , little bro and bff’s bf??? 🐈‍⬛

@barty-not-bartemius crouch jr, a slytherin me 🔪

@driedoutrose prevents barty from killing me 🥀

@pandadoraa, my divination buddy <3 🔮

@cassie-meadowes, fashion partner in crime 💅

@sybilances, pandoras amazing friend 🪐

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fav singers/bands :)))))

queen, bowie, conan gray, abba, arctic monkeys, pink floyd, led zeppelin, taylor swift, lana del rey, masie peters, the smiths, blondie, mott the hoople, acdc, billy joel, avril lavigne, marina, sex pistols, t. rex,

the list could go on foreverrr

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additional info (abt the role play)

this is 100% for funsies, i’d seen many rp blogs, and i want to act as sirius for a bit, so why not. i have a lot of different opinions/headcanons with sirius that might be uncommon??? (idk) if u don’t like mine, remember that there is plenty of other rp blogs out there, and they might have what you’re looking for. pls no hate, as i said, this is all for fun, and most likely only a temporary thing. if you want to join the rp, just dm me on @im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon with the character u want to be <333

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my headcanons>>>

gendurfluid sirius for life!!! he, she, they, sirius is all of them in one

feminine sirius <3 ik it’s similar to gendurfluid sirius, but it’s way different at the same time

short sirius :) that man is at most 5, 5” oml and remus is about 69 feet tall

drama queen omfgggggg!!! if being a dramatic baby was a sport in the olympics, sirius would have a diamond medal omg (ofc affectionately)

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ty for reading, and if u want, go check out my main, @starsandmarsbars!!!!!

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[articdelilah]

Hello! I really loved the Ikemen Prince x Teen!Reader concept. Could you please make a Gilbert, Keith and Silvio version of this? Thank you <3

✮ A Little Trouble ✮

Hi Anon!! Of course I can!! I’m been waiting for a Keith request so Thank you!! Sorry for the wait as I’ve had quite a busy few days and no ideas but I hope you enjoy 💞 I only wrote about kind!Keith🕊️

Foreign Princes

Platonic!Ikemen Princes x Teen!Reader

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(Keith is so sexy oml) At the Goodwill gala, Keith was very confused at the fact such young nobility was attending. He didn’t immediately have any suspicions however.

Nevertheless, he struck conversation with Belle. Asking her how she’s enjoying the gala and where she was from. Both parties enjoyed their conversation, talking about books they enjoy and such.

Belle had asked Keith if he’s interested in the study of plants to which he smiled and said yes. The girl expressed how she always wanted to travel to Jade and learn about plants in their top schools, but simply never had the chance too as she had to stay here to help her family.

Keith only shook his head and told the girl he would teach her everything he knew. And not to give up hope of course!!

Keith decided to stay a couple of days because of Belles interest in plants and herbs, wanting to teach her more about them. They made plans practically everyday, usually spent in the gardens, talking about all types of useful plants.

Keith made it sound all so simple and was a great teacher. He was patient and answered all questioned the girl had (even silly ones) (because my husband is perfect duh)

Another activity that would bring the two closer is doing each other’s hair. Keith braiding Belle’s hair and Belle putting small charms and flowers in his.

Keith found out Belle was well Belle from Silvio and he wasn’t surprised. However he told Silvio he wouldn’t use that information against Rhodolite, after all why would a King’s death be held above their heads? They were grieving (they are totally so sad) and he didn’t want to add to that.

Dill absolutely loves Belle! The bird is always trying to get the girls attention which embarrasses Keith extremely.

Tall trees towered over the greenery of the lush forest. For many days now Keith has been teaching Belle about herbs and flowers therefore she really wanted to repay him. Belle had taken Keith out for a walk in her favourite forest when the girl felt herself suddenly being drawn to a patch of small white flowers. Belle crouched down in front of them, brow raised at the flowers she’s so used to seeing. She never payed them much attention before but the Prince had shown her how important every plant was, even the ones you usually think nothing of. “What are these?” She asked, too busy inspecting the plant to look up at Keith who held a gentle smile on his lips. Her fingers stretched out to hold one of the tiny flowers. Twirling it for a little before she saw grey haired man again in the corner of her eye. He too had crouched beside her, observing the flower with his gentle gaze before giving her an answer. “Feverfews. They are good for-“ “Giving a few fevers?” The girl giggled at her pun and Keith couldn’t help but chuckle along with the horrible thing.

Silvio didn’t want be around snotty chil-Wow this girl knows a lot about trade and economy

Silvio knew Belle was being taught about such things at the castle but he couldn’t help be impressed at how actually knowledgable she was. She knew a lot about Benitoite and how important they were as well as not undermining the importance of Jade and Rhodolite, Silvio liked that.

That was the reason Silvio chose the engage in conversation with the young girl.

Silvio can have anything he wants, but Belle had taught him how true feelings could not be bought with money. She was patient and not pushy, though a bit bratty at times of course.

Silvio and Belle really like picking on each other. Poking fun of one another whatever chance they got, laughing cruelly at the other. Obviously in good fun!

Silvio already had his suspicions on the girl being Belle so when the news broke, he really wasn’t surprised.

Belle was in town with Silvio, sitting inside a small tea shop as the words “I always wanted to visit a Benitoitian beach” blurted out. She hadn’t even realised what she fully said when Silvio asked her to focus on her food.

This does however give him the rich prick an idea; he speaks to Sariel about it. Sariel thought it through, but the diplomacy of the country came first then his moral rights from wrongs so he agreed. He wanted to send Guards but Silvio simply paid them to not follow, and they were kind enough to take the money and shut up.

Belle was shocked at the news of being taken for a trip however she simply thought it was in Rhodolite. The girl didn’t know what was in store for her!

“You get back here girl!” Silvio snapped as the girl started to run away from him. He was lying on the light blue towel, trying to soak in the warm sun when the girl decided to bring a bucket of icy cold ocean water, pouring it on the Prince’s face before quickly retreating. Silvio’s eyes sprung open and her laughter filled the afternoon air. He wasted no time to stand quickly and sprinted right after her. The bright sun smiling down at the two; Belle however didn’t get very far, mainly because of how hot the sand was. She had tried to run to the cool salty water but it was ultimately useless as Silvio had already caught up with her. His large hand covered in rings of pure gold and gems worth millions came down to ruffle her soft hair, his other arm bringing her into a (gentle) chokehold. Silvio wasn’t exactly mad, his face held a pleased grin as the girl laughed and tried to wiggle out of his grasp. He couldn’t get it out of his head how he’ll have to travel back to Rhodolite to leave her.

Gilbert already knew Belle was Belle.

Let’s be honest! He has spies all over and the fact that Rhodolite had chosen such a young girl interested him deeply.

He struck conversation right away with his calm smile. It creeps Belle out at first, he IS Gilbert from Obsidian after all.

Gilbert decides to stay in Rhodolite and he started to appear everywhere the girl was. In the kitchens, the library and the gardens!!

Overtime, his smile was Belle’s favourite features about him.

As she grew closer with the Prince, Belle and Gilbert both kind of rubbed onto each other. Belle unconsciously started to speak a little like him.

Late night walks with Gilbert in the gardens aren’t uncommon but Sariel was definitely not happy about it. Sariel knew what Gilbert was capable of doing, Belle did too, so he warned her day and day out.

Belle however was determined to impress and such, so she didn’t listen to Sariel (sorry Sariel). Gilbert was very pleased at this, not like Sariel trying to stop him would ACTUALLY stop him

Belle was practicing her dancing alone in the dead of night. The girl unaware of the beast which lurked within the shadows of the palace. His cane hit the door, letting a thud echo through the empty ballroom

He laughed and offered his hand.

It was cold and dark in the now abandoned ballroom. There were no stars in the sky, the moon hidden behind clouds as if scared of the beast that had sneaked on Belle. Instead of mauling the rabbit, he offered her a dance. He couldn’t just stand as the girl tried to waltz alone. Gilbert’s hands rested on the girl’s, guiding her through each step of the dance. The empty room was large and illuminated by a singular white candle; its flame dancing along with them. It flickered and rocked, trying to match their steps. One glide to another, each motion carefully guided by the black tiger. He talked through each move and even with Gilbert, the dance was still hard. “This is so difficult!” The [H/C] girl sighed defeated. She knew this wasn’t the only dance she had to know, but she was tired and Belle could see the crack of dawn outside the stained panes of the big windows. She always muddled the steps, timing or direction. “The Waltz is the easiest dance of the many you’ll have to learn.” The Prince of Obsidian laughed at Belle’s increased sour expression. Her nose wrinkling simply at the thought of learning another dance. The two spent hours within the cold room, their shoes clinking and echoing bouncing off the walls. Let’s just say Gilbert wasn’t pleased when he had to leave Belle behind.

If you like my work, please feel free to request!! Anyways Goodbye Doves! Til next time🕊️🌙

Can you tell I really like Keith?

[lykaios2]

Mikey x reader right?

ik this a cliche, but Mikey gets turned into a lil tot.

After a day Mikey still didn't turn back and reader is concerned, but the turts have a mission so they are doing this on their own.

throughout the whole thing, the realize how manipulative Mikey really is, but they don't mind cuz he's cute- reader is like a mom the whole time, wpoling him and shi.

mid snacktime(1day later) Mikey turns back as he is begging for cuddles. everything is awkward, w/ reader holding a cup of applesauce and pea-tos in their hands.

"can we PLEASE have cuddles? I promiiiii*turns back with a poof*- ok what the hell. is that peatos?"

*reader just standing in the middle of the kitchen*

enjoy(u request beggar, I need sum too)

-ya gurl chip❤️❤️

oml this was a nightmare to write for no reason at all other than my brain couldn't process this request ;-;

anyway I tried my best

hope you enjoy! ❤️

The Troubles of Turning to a Tot

mikey x reader (platonic? romantic? idk)

“I’m telling you, Raph, my head is killing me!”

“Whatever, dude. Let’s just go.”

Ah, the privilege of being the youngest. He could get nearly anything he wanted if he begged hard enough. He laughed as they left, his scheme working once again. He went to his room and grabbed his comics, flopping on his bed and flipping through the pages. He wasn’t normally the type to just sit back and let his brothers do the work, but he couldn’t help but take advantage of his younger sibling privilege once or twice in a while.

“Yo! Orange! Where are you?!” Your shouts echoed throughout the lair. Much to Mikey’s surprise, you were paying him a visit.

“I ain’t telling you, because my name isn’t Orange!” He hated the nickname. You had heard Splinter call him that one time, and you still wouldn’t drop it.

“Whatever, I’ll find you in like two minutes.”

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“Dude, no way.”

“I know! It’s so easy!” Mikey again relished in the fact of how easy it was to get his brothers to do almost anything he wanted. “They fall for it almost every time.”

“One of these days, one of them is gonna figure out that this is BS.”

“They probably already have. But it’s either letting me stay home, or hearing me whine the whole time.”

You only sighed in response to his stupid loophole logic. How did you ever come to love this trainwreck of a turtle man?

“Ugh...now that I mention it, though, my head does kind of actually hurt.” He got up and started pacing a little, holding his head.

“Haha, very funny.” You weren’t stupid, Mikey had just told you about how he used this trick on his brothers. Plus, he was quite the prankster anyway, so there was not a doubt in your mind that he was joking. He said his stomach was upset as well, but you weren’t phased. You had seen before how far Mikey was willing to go for the bit. What really raised an eyebrow was when he sat down on the floor in the fetal position. Whenever he started going a little too far like this, you prepared yourself in case something was actually going wrong. You still weren’t fully convinced, though.

“y/n...could you grab me some water from the refrigerator? Whatever’s going on with me, it kinda sucks...”

“Oh sure, what now? I’m gonna open the refrigerator and a boxing glove will come out, sending me comically flying to the other end of the kitchen.” You joked, but at this point, if he started doing anything else, you were going to start taking action.

“Ow...please...y/n...the pain…” He groaned. You quickly got up from your seat and walked over to the cupboards, looking for a cup. While your back was turned, you could hear a loud *poof* come from behind you.

“Aw, come on, Mikey. What is this, a smoke bomb?” You said, waving away the strange  clouds that had appeared behind you. “...Mikey?”

No response. You walked into the cloud of smoke to find...a child? That also looked like a turtle?

“Uh...Mikey?” You looked around, trying to figure out where the turtle had gone. Instead, the child looked up at you and responded.

“Hi! That’s me, Mikey! But what’s your name?”

You stood there, dumbfounded. Was Mikey...a kid now? How had that even happened? Something gave you the feeling that this wasn’t a prank anymore…

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“So let me get this straight...you’re Mikey, but now you’re kid. You know where you are, but you don’t know who I am. But you know your brothers.”

“Yup!”

You sat in the living room now. You had finally figured out what in the world was going on, but still had no clue how. At this point, the only thing you could do was keep him safe until his brothers came back.

“Well...I guess I have to, like, take care of you.” Mikey gasped and smiled.

“You’re gonna watch me until my brothers get back? Yay! We’re gonna have so much fun! Come on, let’s go!” Mikey ran off, leaving you in the living room alone.

“Hey! Get back here”

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You had heard stories about how rambunctious Mikey had been as a child. But actually having to take care of him was another thing. He had an impossible amount of energy. He was constantly running around and climbing everywhere. You had never had to watch a kid like this before.

“Mikey! Get back here, you have food all over your face!” He just kept running away, giggling all the while. “How are you so fast?!”

He also had no sense of danger, which meant he got hurt a lot more. Or so you thought, until one time when Mikey tripped and fell, and he started to scream and cry.

“My knee is bleeding! It hurts!”

“Oh goodness, again? Let me grab you another bandaid...” You walked out of the room to get another bandaid for Mikey, when you heard his crying stop. You peeked your head back to find Mikey sitting on the floor completely silent. No crying, not even a single tear. And his knee wasn’t even bleeding. He was completely fine!

“You little liar!” He whipped his head around, shocked to see you. “You weren't hurt at all! You just wanted to...actually, why did you do that?”

He wouldn’t say a word, too afraid to get in trouble. He crossed his arms and turned away from you, refusing to tell the truth. He only spoke after you promised to not tell Splinter so he wouldn’t get in trouble.

“I…I wanted a cool bandaid. I really like the bandaids. But Dad says that we should only use them when we’re really hurt.”

You sighed. Mikey just wanted a bandaid...but he lied for it? Was he really this mischievous of a child? But he also just lied to his brothers…

“We’re gonna have a talk about this later…” You commented under your breath, before speaking to Mikey again. At this point, it was getting late, and you were exhausted. “I have an idea...why don’t we go lay down and watch a movie?” Mikey, ashamed that he  had been caught in his lie, nodded and got up to walk to the living room.

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Mikey passed out almost immediately. He denied ever being tired, but his eyelids kept drooping lower and lower. He slumped over onto you as he slowly grew more and more sleepy. Looking down at him, he looked pretty adorable when he was actually sitting still, asleep.

“Not tired, huh? Heh, that’s what they all say.” You looked around again for any sign of his brothers, but there was nothing. “Guess I gotta put you to bed then.”

You hoisted him up into your arms. He was heavier than you expected, but he was a turtle mutant. Not exactly a normal child. You carried him to his bedroom, laying him down on his bed. You almost walked away, but not before Mikey grabbed your arm in his sleep, pulling you back.

The little gesture melted your heart, making you completely forget what had happened earlier. You smiled and laid down next to him, letting him have his way. He wrapped himself around your arm, making sure you knew you weren’t allowed to leave.

You laid a blanket over him, and closed your eyes. Next thing you knew, you were fast asleep, right next to Mikey.

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“y/n...I’m thirsty.”

“Right...of course you are. Come on, then.”

“I don’t want to go. The monster will get me.”

“No it won’t, I’ll protect you.”

“You pinky promise?”

“Yes, I pinky promise.”

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The next morning, when you woke up, you looked next to you to find Mikey not there. Worried, you frantically got out of the bed and ran to find Mikey. Much to your relief, and also confusion, he was in the living room, watching TV and eating cereal.

“Did you make that yourself? And you put the TV on, too?” you asked, pointing to the bowl of cereal in his hands.

“Yep! I’m a big kid, I can take care of myself.” You shrugged, sitting on the couch next to him. He quietly finished his bowl of cereal, and went to put it in the sink. You thought to yourself that maybe today he would be calm for once. But when Mikey didn’t come back from the kitchen, those thoughts were gone.

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He was back at it again, hyper as ever. The only difference between yesterday and today was that you knew Mikey’s tricks. You made sure to check if he was really hurt. Thankfully, he never was. On the contrary, he was quite the resilient kid. But he was still rambunctious. You couldn’t ever get him to sit still for more than 30 seconds.

“y/n, I’m hungryyyyy…”

“Didn’t you just eat?”

“Yeah, but I’m hungry again.”

“I’ll go get you some more Goldfish then…”

“No! I want apples.” You groaned.

“Apples, apples, of course…let’s go then.”

You begrudgingly walked to the kitchen, and looked around for some apples to cut up. As you tried to slice the apples, you could feel Mikey tugging on your shirt. “y/n…”

“I’m working on it! Give me a minute…”

“y/n, my tummy hurts.”

“It’s probably because you’re hungry. I’m almost done with the apples.”

“But it’s not like that…my tummy hurts hurts…”

“Well, some food and water should make you feel a little better.”

Mikey nodded, and started clinging to your leg. You could feel him sniffling, and you looked down to see him with tears welling up in his eyes.

“Oh, hey, hey…don’t worry, it’ll be okay…um…” You looked around for anything that could help him, but before you could find anything, you heard a loud *poof* and suddenly Mikey was standing in front of you, his normal self again.

“Oh, hey y/n! You okay, you look a little stressed. And what’s with the apples, you hungry?”

“M-Mikey?”

“Yeah?” You closed your eyes and all but fell over. “Woah! Man down! You need some rest…let’s go sit down, why don’t we? Then maybe you can tell me what’s going on.”

“Please…that would be lovely.”

[quodekash]

fifteen minutes left of the episode. how long will it take me to watch 15 minutes? let's find out

shake of friendshipppp

VERY different to the shake of PURE sexual tension we got from guynava in ep5

this one is FRIENDSHIP

and I LOVE FRIENDSHIP

(altho I do also love sexual tension)

you can't stop staring at him

well frick

either he's really clumsy, or that absolutely SHOULD be a foul and yellow team SUCKS

YES

FRIENDSHIP

PLATONIC HAPPINESS COMING RIGHT UP

THEY DID THE DUDEBRO HANDCLAP BACK PAT THING

I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS

the commentator is so valid and so is the guy recording him lmao

I am both of them

(but not in the context of sport, I never know what's going on in sport)

BSHDBFHJVSADVBG

AGAIN????

IM LOSING IT

THIS IS LIKE EXACTLY THE SAME AS LAST EPISODE

how funny would it be if he misses

LMAO

sorry I care so little about sport that this is downright hilarious to me

he MISSED

ITS SO FUNNY

I love him and hes gonna be so disappointed in himself for ages and stuff. buT LIKE. HE MISSED. I MEAN CMON YOU GOTTA ADMIT ITS FUNNY

HERE COMES THE SCENE HERE COMES THE SCENE HERE COMES THE SCENE GHEKRBGJREBAAAAAAAA

(here comes the scene, doo-doo-do-do)

PFFFFT

GEU4KJRWLGNOREL

HES RIGHT YOU KNOW

oH MY-

I SAID THE SAME THING

AGES AGO I SAID THE SAME THING

AND IT REMINDS ME OF SOUNDWIN

AND THEY FULLY JUST PULLED THE SOUNDWIN LINE RIGHT THERE

CMON MAN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND EVEN MORE THAN IVE ALREADY LOST IT

BUT YEAH

BASICALLY IM AWESOME

I love him

also I love how short auto is

it makes me feel represented

(even though im pretty sure he's still taller than me. bUT LIKE BY 2 CENTIMETRES I MEAN COME ON)

KICKING MY FEET SHOUTING SCREAMING

THISSCENETHISSCENETHISSCENEAAAAAGOIEGOPIJBE4RIOGJB4OEIB

here it is. prepare for me to explode bc when soundwin did this it killed me and I know its gonna do the same thing when they do it

EIOJGHVNOWIEPLSJDGVNIOERJLDSKGHVNOEIDS

THEIR SMILESSSSSS

GJIKERBGJREB IM SOBBING

HE FOOLED HIM A G A I N

KANG YOU IDIOT I LOVE YOU

bitches be stimming so hard rn

(its me. im bitches)

THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

IM SO TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THEM

IM LOSING IT

AAAAAAAAYUTKFUGUYUIGYDTUYE56RDTYCGUHIBHYTRF87YGUIHTTFUYGTGYIFUYIGUYHVIUHJGIUGFTYUR4E56URFTYUKVG

A

AA

idk bout you, but I happen to be an avid lover of all things cheesy and corny, so im having a SPECTACULAR time rn

PLS I LOVE HIM

several days later????

ITS STILL GOING??????

oml I ran out of images. again. but there's like one minute left so you're just gonna have to imagine the screenshots

[grandma in the car]

SHES BACK!!!

[kang's shoes]

oml kang's platforms I love them

[grandma saying 'and I also have a new caretaker']

ah frick it better not be who I think it is

[saifah's evil little grin]

YUP

AH FRICK

MR THIEF ROBBERY MAN IS HERE TO ROB SOME RICH PEOPLE AND GET ARRESTED AND MAYBE SHOOT KANG'S DAD

I mean fair enough. but also cmon man

[grandma saying 'he'll be taking care of me at this house from now on']

come on man

now saifah's gonna be annoying when sailom and kang want to be gay and in love

cos im guessing saifah and grandma aren't leaving the house much

I guess kangsailom will have to go to sailom's house or just not be in the mansion or smth

its so convenient having a mansion thooooo

come on saifah, youre ruining all the gay little plans I had made up in my head

YEEEE SO MUCH HAPPY FLUFFY COMFORT COMING OUR WAY NEXT WEEK IM SO EXCITED

as for today: comfort episode, unlocked

and for those who were curious, it took me 45 minutes to watch the last 15 minutes of this episode

its 2:30am. the episode came out 3 hours ago. what the hell is wrong with me.

[xoxopuffsz]

SHOWER JJBA HEADCANNONS 😼

‼️: Minors dni fr 🤡

AN: Sorry for not posting you guys 💔 I love all yall but can yall fr give me requests GOD DAMN i’m so bored. BTW THIS IS FOR THE STARDUST CRUSADERS THEY R MY FAVORITES 🔛🔝 EXPECT JOSEPH CUZ ION FEEL COMFY 💀 Buttt I will make one with Iggy (which is platonic.) y/n is a female stand user helping them defeat Dio!!

Jotaro: Honestly he was kind of flustered when you asked him to help you shower, you WERE the only woman in the team. He’ll act pissed off like he always does with women but he secretly will 100% like it. He used nice smelling shampoo and will help you wash your hair. Might fuck you on the shower wall but yk yk~ “Damn you, you planned this all along did’t you Y/n?”

Kakyoin: Will get flustered. Like REALLY flustered. He’s gentle with you, he feels like he’ll break you somehow he’s really sweet. “You want.. me? To shower with you?” He asks as you nods. He will and again he’s gentle, he lets you wash his hair if you’d like a play with his curl or something. Might kiss you or make out but if your lucky enough maybe he’ll fuck you against those walls of that shower, in which a relaxing shower will turn steamy.

Avdol: “Shower with you? Are you sure?” He asks, quite the respectful man. “Mhm! I don’t mind, plus, I don’t like really being alone.” You lie, you just wanna see his cock. Will also be gentle, YOU LOVE HIS HAIR. Its. So. Soft!!! He’ll wash your body gently or maybe wash your hair, if you let him that is. May give you a kiss or two. Or maybe he’ll just let you make out with him but I see him as the calm one so.

Polnareff: This man I swear he’d be so fucking flirty, his eyes will roam everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE. He loves to see your body wet (Which is concerning) or naked cuz’ thats the type of man he is. He’ll compliment you, joke around, trying to make the mood nice. HIS SHAMPOO SMELLS SO GOOD OML. It would be a french rose shampoo I dunno but it leaves your hair really soft!!

Iggy: “C’mon Iggy! Time for a bath.” You tell him, he runs after you. For a dog which is known as rabid or something, he’s very nice to you. You give off a good vibe, so he likes it. You give him coffee gum too so yeah. You probably go outside with a tank top and shorts as you walk over and wash behind Iggy’s ears, leaving him nice and clean. Maybe you were a dog or cat person, but it was still nice having a nice day outside with a canine teammate. Y’know what they say, dogs are mans best friend! Its just Iggy doesn’t believe in that for EVERYBODY hahaha~

[youreyesaremyfavoritecolor]

this is my list of skrunkly hockey players who have my heart

this is not meant to sexualize them i love them as players-no disrespect to their partners or anything like that is meant-any use of 'my man' is used in a platonic way

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DREW DOUGHTY- MY MAN OML!!!!! i'm not even a kings fan but i would become one for him. he is so just y'know. the missing teeth give him extra points, the injury in preseason though:(

brent burns- oml every year i just wait for his new headshot. the one with the messy hair unkempt beard and missing teeth is my fav-followed by the bald one. he has the vibe of a shih tzu. love seeing his skrunkly ass on screen (i am not a canes fan)

patty maroon- the utah game where he was yelling i literally just started at the screen entranced. he's so neanderthal-esque and i love that for him- sad the bruins traded him but not said enough to become a blackhawks fan:(

TYLER BERTUZZI!!!!!!- this man is the human embodiment of milk, look at that man and tell me you don't immediately go- you look like milk- sad he got traded to blackhawks too but still not sad enough to root for them- i'll miss him in blue though.

okay i think that's all. if you guys know any skrunkly players not on this list tell me!!!!!

[devil-doll13]

Maxwell “Max” Holt SFW Alphabet

Tw: Slight Angst in Backstory mentions

Note: This was actually really fun and good for character building! I might do it for some other of my OCs at some point. Also, feel free to ship yourself and/or any of your OCs with Max, It’s always cute.

This can be read platonically or romantically in most cases.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Max is a pretty affectionate guy! Physically and emotionally, though he does still listen and watch to see how receptive you are to that. He’s considerate like that. He’s like a big ol’ golden retriever he just wants attention! Plus he deserves it, the guy has been through a lot. Give him some love.

B = Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Omg Max is the greatest to have as a best friend.

I wholeheartedly believe he is a wholesome friend. He encourages you, supports you doing the things you love, and always makes sure nobody messes with you. You two probably have a lot of running inside jokes that confuse the hell out of everyone else too. He’ll just be laughing at something you said in the shop and Leo’s just like ??? Also if you’re a nerd like him be prepared to geek out together oml. You both have movie and game nights where you just sit and eat popcorn.

You also have the privilege of being one of the two (three if you count Max himself) people who knows about his Lycanthropy, so be proud.

C = Cuddle (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Fr cuddle with this boy he’s so warm, like he just radiates heat it’s so lovely. Max is always affectionate too. He’ll sort of wrap his arms around you and pull you into his chest, you can also sit in his lap if you want. He might fidget a little though, unless you’re watching a movie he’s really enraptured by.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

When he was younger Max was used to living off of pot noodles and pizza. If the need to cook for himself arised he’d just microwave something. Now he’s sort of had to learn to make other stuff and he can cook well enough now and he’s proud of it. He makes a really good eggs and bacon! But french toast is his specialty, it tastes ridiculously good. Seriously ask this man for his french toast if you’re ever in the position to you won’t regret it.

As for his living space, he keeps it clean enough for the most part though it is a bit disorganised. He’s conscious of anything smelling, especially now, so he keeps on top of things on that front. It sort of has a nice character to it when it’s a bit chaotic right? Lol.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Max honestly doesn’t really want to do it at all, even if there’s big issues in the relationship he wants to ignore it because he has a hard time truly letting go and confronting the problem. It might be a long time before you really ‘break-up’ unless you can make the first move in that regard.

F = Fiancé(e) (how do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He can do casual stuff but by now in his life he prefers committed relationships rather than flings honestly. If you get to know him to the point he feels like he can share all his secrets with you, the Lycanthrophy and murder stuff? He’ll definitely want to marry you at some point.

If you do have a wedding I imagine it would be outdoors honestly. Like very casual, with just your friends and family and Max’s friends in Downings attending. Actually kinda sappy with the vows and the first dance, if he has his way the song will absolutely be Black Sabbath - Sabbra Cadabra so be warned lol.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Max can get excitable and he did use to be a bit rowdy with his brothers/friends when he was younger too. It’s not rough so much as is him being energetic, if you’re ok with it he’s probably lifting you up all the time lol. He’s receptive to what you prefer though and he’ll try to be a bit gentler in that case. He’s also become more careful emotionally as he got a bit older, although sometimes he can be a little oblivious/dense at times.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Max loves hugs! He has different kinds of hugs depending on the type of relationship/vibe going on. Like there’s the side hug where he pats you on the back affectionately, there’s the excited hug after you both find out something great, then there’s the big bear hug where he lifts you right off your feet bc of that Lycan strength.

He gives nice comforting hugs if you have a bad day and/or need to cry it out or something. He’s really warm too.

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-Word?)

Kinda fast, maybe a little too fast if the crush hits him really quick. It’s genuine though! Especially if you’ve been good enough to accept his secrets, he feels like a lucky man that way. Even in a platonic sense, I can totally see him going ‘I love you man/buddy’ or something like that.

He’ll say it casually, even just as a greeting and goodbye, but it still means a lot to him. Telling him you love him while looking into his eyes is always a good way to make him blush and grin.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous)

Max isn’t a super jealous guy tbh, he trusts you if he’s in a relationship with you. Platonic is easy unless you are intentionally leaving him out or something.

He recognises when someone is just being friendly and when they are being flirty. He doesn’t appreciate anyone flirting with you if you’re in a relationship, so he’ll make it known you’re taken if you don’t. He’ll feel real proud and happy inside if you do that first, though.

Please don’t cheat on this boy, he’s been through enough, and he would literally never do that to you.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Max loves kisses! Both giving and receiving them. They really make him grin this goofy little grin. He’s definitely the person to smile into a kiss. Catch this man giving you little cheek kisses throughout the day and telling you you look good/smell nice.

He thinks it’s a bit funny if you’re so short you can’t reach without him bending down, but he’ll oblige for you every time because he’s nice like that lol.

L = Little Ones (How are they around children)

Really well! He’s still got a bit of big kid energy in himself so it’s easy for him to get along with most kids. He’s always the one giving piggyback rides and playing along with the tea parties. He honestly has no shame and yes he will wear the party hat it’s an honour?? His experience in playing d&d low-key comes in handy when entertaining kids with stories and such.

I could see him liking kids of his own, but he might have doubts due to his Lycanthropy. That sort of throws a wrench into the mix.

M = Mornings (How are mornings spent with them?)

Usually on week days he has to get up and go to work so for the most part he’s busying about getting ready. Making breakfast, getting dressed, brushing his teeth, all that kinda stuff. Sometimes you’ll wake up to the smell of sizzling bacon, or he’ll leave a little note to let you know he’s gone in to work (with a smiley face and/or heart) and he’ll be back later. Of course, if you have work/college he’ll make sure you wake up lol.

On weekends it’s a coin toss. Sometimes he likes to sleep in and be a bit lazy, so he’ll chill with you in bed. Other times you can be hanging out or going somewhere fun and interesting. He sometimes likes going out for a morning drive too.

He can get up early for work and stuff, but he’s most active in the afternoons and evenings.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Assuming he’s gone home to unwind for the night, Max will probably stick one of his favourite records on as he tucks into his dinner. He might get a bit of writing done too now that he has spare time! There’s a lot to get done for him lol and he often can’t decide what to do with his stories in the end.

On other occasions he’ll sit back with a beer and watch a movie or TV show he’s been enjoying recently. He totally gets obsessed with it and then goes online to write a fic about it 😌

(Also he’s totally the guy that won’t shut up the entire time omg, like if you’re with him put subtitles on lol he just can’t stop commenting on everything and analysing little details. Either join in or suffer)

Max also loves to go outside and watch the stars! He totally tries to impress you by telling you everything he knows about them. He’ll take you out on a ride on his motorcycle and you can make a little night out of it. This is probably the time you’re most likely to see him open up to you too.

O = Open (When do they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Regarding stuff like his interests, his general thoughts and feelings on things he’s a pretty open book honestly. You could be coming in to get your car fixed and you’ll come away knowing his favourite Lego set or something lol. It’s more the stuff to do with his life before Downings that’s harder to talk about. He might not tell you the exact reason why right away, but he’ll be open about the fact he wasn’t in the best place.

The big elephant in the room is obviously the Lycanthropy. No one in Downings knows, only Jack is his confidant in that regard. However, once you get sufficiently close to him and he trusts you enough, he’ll tell you. He’ll be nervous and sweating the entire time. It’s honestly partly him confronting his trauma, because the last time good friends of his found out… It didn’t end very well.

The killing is also something that would be… A difficult thing to approach. But if he does end up telling you, and you accept it? He’ll thank his lucky stars he has you. It’ll honestly be good for him if he can talk to someone about it other than Jack tbh, who isn’t always the easiest person to talk to.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they)

Honestly Max is usually laid-back and live-and-let-live, but there are definitely some things (and people) that piss him off beyond belief. He tries to contain it until he can get it out using healthier means, mostly for other poeple’s sakes. He can be surprisingly scary when he’s angry.

(Of course, if he thinks someone is sufficiently deserving he may well end up killing them too…)

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers big stuff, though he might forget little things. Remind him now and again, he doesn’t do it intentionally lol.

He’s the kind to remember the weirdest stuff you told him though, like that time you threw up in kindergarten? He remembers every detail that you told him down to the colour of your shirt you were wearing. It’s odd things like that that stick in his head the most.

R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in their relationship?)

The first time you played D&D together. It was your mutual friend Leo’s first time dming so you got to play with him and the twins, Joan and Jessie. Regardless of whether you’ve played the game before or are just learning now, you had a blast despite all the bumps along the way. Max has a way of making it all fun because of how he drives everything forward, even with Leo being kind of nervous in the DM role. His roleplaying is immaculate, it's actually quite impressive.

(Also if you are in a romantic relationship your characters were totally also dating in the game)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Max is pretty protective, this loyal boy will always stand in front of danger for you too. He knows he’s stronger than the average person because he’s a Lycan so he’s of the impression that it’s better him than you get hurt if that’s the case.

(He might eat someone who hurt you later too)

If you get protective over Max it really touches his heart. But he begs you to please don’t put yourself in harm’s way for his sake! He’d have a heart attack owndldjd omg he’d be so worried for you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks)

Dates with Max are usually laid back and fun! He loves exciting stuff like going to the cinema, going to concerts, going to amusement parks (he gets memories from when he was a kid, which is slightly bittersweet), maybe even conventions if you’re a little nerdy like him! But also casual stuff like lounging at home enjoying eachother’s company. His idea of a romantic getaway is going out stargazing too.

(Also going to a planetarium?? Yes)

He’s actually pretty big on anniversaries and birthdays and will keep his eyes peeled around those times to find out anything that’s on your wish list… He also tries to be romantic in his own funny way, but don’t expect him to be very good at wining and dining in a suit and all lol. He’s more comfortable sitting back at home with you watching a film you both love and eating pizza.

Be assured if you have any mechanical issues, with your car or with anything else, he will fix it for you. You don’t even have to ask, he’s got it done. He’s pretty strong too, partially from the Werewolf genes. If you need any heavy lifting done he’s your man.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Putting aside the occasional murder and dog smell.

He has the habit of ignoring his problems in hopes they’ll just go away on their own, and it usually comes back to bite him in the ass later.

This also means that if you end up having a fight he really just wants to stop fighting and make up again, because he hates arguing with you. Even if you’re completely at fault, he’d rather just appease you and go back to getting along again. This could become a problem if it causes issues further down the road…

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Max is sort of in the middle. He likes to be fashionably unkempt lol, his whole aesthetic is definitely intentional. He takes pride in his hair too, he always has. It’s curly and soft, you should totally feel it sometime. He loves having his hair pet so it’s a win win.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Max has at this point in his life lost basically lost his entire past life and all of his family and previous friends… It’s a question of whether or not he can lose his friends again. I think once he really gets attached, without you he’ll end up being very depressed. It’s almost retraumatising.

X = Xtra: (A random headcanon for them)

He started writing fanfic when he was like 13, but he didn’t publish anything online until he was 15-16 or so. It was kind of almost a secret because his brothers were less into that stuff than he was. It was mostly Star Wars fics (Luke Skywalker is low-key his self insert shhh) and he actually gained a small following.

He… Went on hiatus, but he’s started to write again now. He loves reading fics too, has definitely gotten emotionally attached to certain series’ as well lol.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Overly controlling behaviour, being negatively critical of people’s quirks/his nerdy interests, manipulation, disloyalty and cheating.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

This bitch fuckin snores up a storm I stg

Yeah he tosses and turns a bit in the night, not to an extreme degree but I will warn you you might have an overgrown puppy laying on you when you wake up. Also his arms are like a vice grip so if he’s holding you good luck getting to the bathroom…

(Taglist: @rottent33th, @slaasherslut, @the-pinstriped-hood, @soupbabe, @flowercrownedlady)

I didn’t want to tag just everyone because I wasn’t sure who would be interested in x reader stuff. If you want added or removed just pm or comment!

[bluiex]

*holds my shitty grian swap notes out shakingly*

i just meant to write a couple bullet points of key differences between the hc!grian+scar and dl!grian+scar but it is SO LONG

and its not even fully done i still need to think of a couple more things for hc!grian+scar but i think this is good enough for the moment

hc!grian:

personality:

- doesn't swear at ALL

- he also hasnt told scar he liked him but its more in a what if he doesnt like me back :(. kind of way instead of a oh fuck i murdered this dude he hates me way

- hc!scar is absolutely in love with him however so theres literally no reason theyre not together theyre just dumb

- less dumb then dl!scar and grian however

- hes a liddol guy

- knows way too much about hc!scar's face to be platonic

- will probably give dl!scar advice on how to deal with his other self

"dude you guys should just like communicate"

"says you, you and ur scar aren't even together"

"shut up ill work on that when i get back"

appearance:

- non-clipped wings, goggles, parrot wings

hc!scar:

personality:

- silly little guy

- he stays fully clothed most the time thank-you-very-much (to hcg's dismay)

- fully in love with grian, would literallly do anything for him if he asked nicely

- likes to go to hc!grian for resources he doesn't even need just to talk

- ALSO knows way too many details about hc!grian's face for a platonic relationship

- will also probably give dl!grian some advice, and so would dl!grian

appearance:

- s8 outfit even tho it doesnt match the timing of s8 and double life

- fuck u s8 solos

dl!scar:

personality:

- petty bitch

- love him for it tho

- willing to take his shirt off at any moment

- he desperately wants to make dlg happy and so tries and uses hcg as a substitute and gives him things to try and make himself feel better about not being enough for dlg (just fucking COMMUNICATE)

- he puts up a very happy front for dlg but instantly lets it fall when hes not around (everyone on double life is very confused at how dlg thinks scar doesnt care about big b)

appearance:

- regular red scar double life outfit

- extra scars, red eyes

- very dirty man, needs shower after being in 3 death games

dl!grian:

personality:

- swears like a sailor

- tired tm

- very much loves scar but is too much of a pussy to tell him so 'cheats' on him ( the whole secret soulmates thing is just him hangin out with big b but saying hes a secret soulmate to keep scar away)

- needs to fucking COMMUNICATE

- horrified of killing dls (will probably panic at watching hc!scar die)

- thinks dls doesnt even care about the big b thing so continues going to see him just to talk, big b continues on calling it secret soulmates just for funsies, dls DEFINITELY cares but dlg hasn't noticed

appearance:

- has eye patch + clipped wings

- also is just very dirty, needs himself a bird bath/j

- red eyes

- scars

dl!scar and dl!grian still share damage throughout this entire thing

so like dl!scar hurts himself in double life, dl!grian will feel it in hermitcraft

thats it for now, hope u enjoyed my ramblings, expect more - 🧨 anon

okay love that bit with them still taking dmg even across different universes, thats wild- bet they learn that the hard way

GIVE THE BOYS BATHS OML Love dl!Scar being a petty bitch- love him. BUT MY GOD TALK DL!G AND DLS (we love a misunderstanding in this household tho)

[baguetttttte]

I played this game recently (finished all the [good] endings like an hour ago) I JUST NEED TO TALK SO MUCH ABOUT AGDBKWHSK (note: I'm aroace spec and play dating sims for the plot and pretty shapes and colors)

~SPOILER WARNING~

Literally the first route I played was xyx and MY HEART. good lord amiright. big mistake because he single handedly ruined my plans to 100% the game in a night. I refuse to play anymore of the bad endings after his (I accidently got it first and I'm not one for using play through guides but THE WAY I RAN TO THAT GUIDE TO FIX EVERYTHING). I real ugly cried after his bad ending and then even realer uglier cried after his good ending. Hit a little too close to home tbh. (FUNNY FRIEND WITH SICK PET ARMY RISE!!) He and Cat deserve the world and I love them so much.

I played quests this morning and this man <3. He's so sweet. I love him a little less (xyx is my endgame we thuggin it out together fr fr), but all the joy and best wishes to him. I feel for him on personal level like damn. We'd be besties I think, I just wanna hang out with him. In my head instead of a romantic end we get a platonic besties end!! This route had some of my fave plot points, with societyboi (more like societyBOO amiright??) and two2 (I <3 two)

TOAST MY LOVE!! Bro this route fUcked me up man. A little *too* much introspection if you ask me/j They're so silly goofy, man. I loved the dynamic of chit chatting with him and xyx, made me grin. I like that this is the canon ending cuz like it was so heartwarming. The sci-fi aspect caught me COMPLETELY off guard but you know what, I'm all the better for it :)) When I say I play dating sims for the plot TOASTS ROUTE IS WHAT IM LOOKIN FOR!! I'm an xyx goon for life, but like, ugh the LORE (I'm at the edge of my seat, frothing at the mouth, positively SHAKING, quaking in my boots even). good route 10/10.

EVERYONE ELSE!! I literally fell in love with this serve oml!! They're all so sweet and endearing in their own way. Chatting with all of them through the routes really kept me going when shit got sad man. Salo was my fave probably. He was so sweet man. I felt so fucking bad for biglady during xyx's route, she's so sweet and did NOT deserve that. I'd treat you better :(( June was so fucking nice man I love June. She reminds me of one of my good friends so i just wanna give her a big platonic smooch. TWO2!!! a close second fave. They're so cute man I love them so much. Onion is...onion/hj I don't dislike onion but like cool your jets man. he's really silly just a lot to handle lol.

Do not continue reading if you don't want Nightowl slander

Nightowl for last... I'm so sorry owl goons, not for me :( I wanted to like him so fuckin bad but like...I dunno repeated offense. I hated Damien and like...being a Damien sympathizer for a whole route was EXCRUCIATING. I played his right after quests and like, it gave me fuckin whiplash. Don't get me wrong I didn't not enjoy it, I just liked it *significantly* less than the others. It literally broke my heart when he lashed out. NOT CRITICIZING THE WRITING THE WRITING WAS FANTASTIC it's just my least favorite I guess. I hated being mean to onion in this route, i get it he was being a fucking dick and a right prick, but in the beginning when he wasn't made me feel really bad.

the only route where i cried both endings .

[myheartisonthetrain]

i REALLY hope i don't catch a tc on Replacement. he cares about me but i just can't do this please i don't like him at all even if he's super nice and looks like a ripoff hugh dancy

i had a meltdown during DofE because it was like 3am, i'd barely slept and i was overstimulated so i walked into the kitchen of the campsite and he noticed me after a while of pacing around and wondering if i should say something or go into the other room or back outside, i saw him with his hair all ruffled in sweaty pyjamas, he whispered to me in a really soft and tired voice and i just can't get that thought out of my head man, this isn't fun anymore i'm sick of my perception of love being whatever this is. and he dealt with it by asking me what to do 😭😭 i asked for paper and he gave me EVERYONES MEDICAL INFORMATION to draw on the back of and yes i know who has a toe infection and who has severe asthma now and no i'm not telling 🤭 me and my love for pointless secrets and unattainable men

on the other hand if you guys remember that platonic crush girl who bullies my friends but we'd make a good team, i'm gonna call her 🐱 and SHE WAS AN ABSOLUTE ANGEL TO ME WTF i also cried that same morning and she hugged me and helped looked for my glasses case, saying i didn't need to be embarrassed and that she was there for me, as well as finding logical solutions without being dismissive in any way. i was literally gobsmacked at how amazing she was at that because everyone in sen except Mj (and i don't compare to her lightly) is way worse, how does she expect me not to fall in lpve oml but i feel like a creep i keep staring at her i love her hair sm and her eyes and she does look a bit like a cat as well as having cats could she be the girl of my dreams quite possibly

but probably not because i'll change my mind in like 2 months

[marvel-writer-101]

You Idiot

Loki x Reader

An: this man oml 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Word count: 1106

Thor and Loki were sent on a simple mission together. Why those two are ever sent on a mission together you will never understand, but you dont make the calls.

They were out for about 5 hours. Loki came back bloody and still bleeding, and fighting with his brother.

"PLAN 'gEt hElP' NEVER WORKS! STOP IT!"

"They're dead, aren't they? I think it worked out wonderfully, brother!"

You interrupt them. "Usually I would ask what happened, but seeing what's already going on, I dont think I want to. Thor didn't we specifically say to patch your brother up if he got hurt?" 

"He didn't want my help."

"You idiot." You roll your eyes and drag him off to the mini med bay near your room used for situations like this.

Loki sits down on the edge of the doctor table thing and you grab what you need. He had open wounds on his arms, his lower left leg, a slightly cut lip, and a cut right above his right eye.

"You really wouldn't let your brother help you?" You sigh.

"Would you believe me if I said I just wanted to see you?" Loki said, a slight smirk on his face.

You gave a small smile and laugh, the two of you had been jokingly flirting for the past few weeks, but it was just platonic... Right?

You started with the slice on his leg, it was pretty shallow, but was still bleeding quite a bit. You started to wipe the dried blood off with a wet cotton ball.

"I literally finished sewing the holes in your outfit yesterday, you already had to mess it up again?"

"Blame my brother, he was the one who insisted on using the plan 'gEt hElP'."

You simply roll your eyes at him as you finish wiping up the blood. You grab a roll of bandages and wrap the wound up.

You then move to his left arm, this one was much deeper. You grab the stitching kit.

"What in midgard is that?"

"You need stitches, this cut is pretty deep. What, afraid of needles or somethin'?" You joke, waving the needle around in front of his face.

Loki just glared at you, then just shook his head and laughed.

You hid a smile, you loved his laugh. You go back to caring for the injured idiot. Your injured idiot.

Wait what?! You didn't think of him like that!

You wipe the blood off his arm and apply some numbing cream. After the effects kick in you start stitching up his arm.

"This doesn't hurt at all, right?"

"Not a bit, darling."

Your cheeks turned a light pink. You loved the nickname.

You finish stitching his arm and move to the other one. His other arm didn't have any deep cuts, just a lot of smaller ones.

You bandaged up pretty much his entire arm. 

Then onto his face.

You start cleaning the cut above his eye. You start to wipe it off with a wet q-tip. Loki flinches a bit.

"Oooooow!" He whined dramatically, it was adorable.

Oh.

Oh.

So maybe you did think about him like that.

"Suck it up, you're a god aren't you? I'm sure a little q-tip wont do much damage to anything else but your ego."

You wet the q-tip again and start to wipe it off more.

"How do you manage to make a wet q-tip hurt?!"

"I dont know, how do you manage to get a cut right above your eye?"

"Touché."

"Okay pick somewhere to look and dont move your eyes, you moving them is making this overly difficult."

You continue to clean the wound, which took quite a long time considering the placement.

Though, you quickly realized that Loki was staring at your lips, so that made you blush a bit more.

You put a bandaid on the wound then go to the final injury on this idiot, his cut lip.

You grab another cotton ball and put a dab of water on it.

"I would ask you how this happened, but you probably wouldn't give me a good answer."

"Hey you got something right for once."

"Yeah yeah, now shush it so i can wipe this off."

You know from the last injury that his face is overly sensitive, so you were very gentle while wiping off his lip.

It was at this moment that you realized you were literally staring at his lips.

You thought about how soft they would be if you kissed them..

WHAT?!

What were you thinking?! He doesn't like you like that!!

You continued to gently wipe the blood off, occasionally using your thumb to move his lip a bit to get all the blood off.

You were looking at his lip to make sure you were done getting the blood off. You use your thumb to move his lip a bit just to be sure.

"You done?"

"Yup!"

"Good."

The next thing you know, he kisses you?!

Your eyes go wide and your face red.

Loki notices this and pulls back.

"Pardon me.. I-i probably shouldn't have done tha-.."

You cut him off by giving him a kiss.

You feel his face burn up against yours. The two of you were blushing like there was no tomorrow.

You only broke the kiss when you needed to take a breath.

His eyes met yours. Loki just muttered, "Fuck I love you..." In the most handsome voice you have ever heard, then kissed you again.

He pulled back and looked at you with a smirk.

You raise an eyebrow, "What's with the loo-"

You get cut off by kisses and nibbles on your neck.

Loki hits a soft spot and you moan lightly. He does it a few more times until you, right in his ear, quietly moan, "Loki~"

His face goes beet red.

You quietly laughed at his face, he was flustered and quite shocked.

You successfully flustered a god, that's something you never thought you'd be able to say.

You give him another kiss, then clean up your work space.

"So.. Are we like.. A thing now..?" Loki asked, watching you clean.

"Only if you want us to be, darling." You used his own nickname on him.

"Then we are, but find your own little petname! Darling is for me to use on you, not vice versa!"

You giggle at that, "Alright, then you're my idiot."

You finish cleaning up and help him off the doctor table, as you walk out of the room you turn back to him.

"Oh by the way,"

"Hm?"

"I love you, too. :)"

[chaoticloveyshroom]

PLATONIC DRAKEN BCZ I LOVE HIM SM AS A BIG BRO DUDE (GN!Reader)

- Checks up on you regularly to make sure you’re okay and feel loved - Is cool with any physical affection once you’ve made your way to his inner circle - Fell asleep? Draken’s your pillow, lap or shoulder is fine - Need reassurance? You can squeeze his hand or give him a hug - Shorter than him? (you probably are) he’ll sit on the floor while you’re on a chair or lower on the stairs with his back to you and between your legs so you can mess with his hair or just rest your head on top of his (it’s hard to describe but when u imagine it it seems a lot more wholesome than the description lol) - If ur like me and always forget to drink water he’ll make iced tea n stuff to hydrate you without it being boring - Mans is a heater - Idk why but one of my hcs for him is that he’s just always rlly warm so when it gets cold you can bet you and Mikey are both huddled up next to him and bickering - “Get your own Ken-chin!!”  - “Got one right here! You go get your own!” - Literally babysits you and Mikey bcz you two are chaotic little shits - Once he’s brought you to his place once, and you’re chill, he’d get used to you just turning up there and sleeping over in his room or a spare one (or w the girls ig if u want lol) - Is always happy to see you and is welcoming and kind - (Conscience of Toman, just liek ChibiReve!Takemichi said lol) - Amazing cook?? Like he makes instant ramen a lot don’t get me wrong but he usually had to cook for himself growing up so he’s got some kitchen skills - Projecting myself onto reader here but I forget to eat when I’m enjoying what I’m doing so bear with me - If you forget to eat a lot would just force food down your throat tbh - Even if you do remember to eat he still would - Grandma!Draken anyone? (lol) - Feeds stray cats - I’m not elaborating on that because there’s no way he doesn’t  - There is no way for you to disagree here - Gets you to help him drag Mikey to school despite the fact that all of your attendance is woeful anyway - If you’re in Toman and not a good fighter he’d keep an eye on you and make sure everyone is cool with you  - Makes bentos for you and Mikey when you go to school sometimes - Willing to listen to you on calls late if you can’t sleep (or irl, as you are at his place a lot to hang out and sleepover) - If you do his hair he’ll wear it inside but puts it back when he leaves home bc reputation - “Dammit ____ stop bringing Toman’s rep down.” (like he said w Mikey) - He’d say it jokingly though, he likes it when you do his hair because he thinks it’s nice - I feel like he’d be okay wearing nail polish? like he’d let you do it and he’d wear it - The girls would barge into his room if you were painting his nails and help lol (or if you’re good, get you to do theirs too) - Draken would try to shoo them out but you would get them to stay - if you’re fem-presenting he’d make sure you don’t get hassled by delinquents - Or if you’re masc but yk - Would help you learn to fight or get Mikey to teach you so that he can be less worried about you if you insist on joining fights - I think he’s a protective and brotherly friend but he’s not overbearing, he knows when and where to give you space  - I love him sm. - I want to hug him. - He’d be such a good friend ANYWAY MWAH MWAH BYE BYE LOVELY PEOPLE

[bloodmoon-bites]

A fic idea I was thinking of is where the reader had died (how she died is up to you) under a full moon and was resurrected by the moon gods and then was adopted by them and named "Daughter of the Moon" and even though she has many parents she mainly talks to Selene, Isis, and Artemis. While many of the other moon gods talk to the reader as much as they can the reader rarely ever talks to Khonshu but does hear about the things he's been having Marc do in order to stop Ammit from resurrecting. The reader tries to avoid anything that has to do with Khonshu but is eventually dragged into his mess when Isis shows up begging her to get Khonshu to stop his nonsense about Ammit thinking that since she is his daughter that he will listen(what happens after that is up to you)

oml I love this idea anon! Normally I don't do child readers but, this is too good to pass up! here's a small fic for ya! Also ig it's a small filler, for now, I will try to have the new chapters for The Moon's Shadow out soon! I will hopefully have it out sometime tonight or tomorrow! Words: 468 Daughter of the moon A khonshu x Daughter! reader Drabble (Platonic) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

      Years ago, before you even had the chance to truly live out your life, someone took it from you. At the age of 20, A man had shot you in the back of the head, killing you instantly. You had died under the light of the full moon, praying for someone to save you. It was then that the gods of the moon had chosen to save you and take you in as there own, and that’s how you had found yourself in the position.       The other gods had come to you, begging you to do something about khonshu, the moon god she rarely spoke to, to get him to stop obsessing over ammit. At first, you didn't want to, but eventually, Isis had begged them to no end to get him to stop, so here they were now, arguing with the god, trying desperately to get him to stop all this insanity       "Khonshu, just listen to me!" You yelled at him, only to have him scoff in your face, "the other moon gods want you to stop all of this! There is no way in hell that harrow's going to be able to raise ammit! If you won't listen to them, at least listen to me!"       "Little one, this doesn't concern you, and the others are foolish to not believe me. Harrow will raise ammit if we don't stop him!" he said looking down at me, sighing lightly before shaking his head, "i wont be arguing with you about this any longer-"       You cut him off, "then at least let me help you!" you yelled out "The don't do this alone, there's no way you'll be able to stop them alone!" you said looking up at him       "no little one, i cannot put you in that kind of danger. I may not know much about caring for a child, but i do know to not put my child in that much danger, and that's that, no if, and or buts," he said crossing his arms       You scoffed and rolled your eyes, “you’ll get yourself killed, or worse!” you sighed and shook your head, “i’ve tried to tell you, so when you run off and get killed don’t yell for help, because i tried to tell you!” You stormed off from his room, trying yo clear your head. hopefully he would listen...                                                       TIME SKIP       You stood in the room filled with mini stone statues of various gods, but the only one that stood out was the one infront of you, khonshu’s statue. you took it in hand and sighed      “i tried to warn you khonshu... we all did” you placed the statue back down in it’s place, “but whenever they do let out out, we’ll be here waitin on you” you turned on your heel, leaving the room

[bakugohoex]

hey😝😝🙇‍♀️ i love ur fics sm ur writing is so good oml🤭🤭🤭🤭 can i request a jean fic where they go out and jean Likes(😏) her outfit and then semi-public sex idkidk do with that what u will😌😌 TY and remember to drink water😌🥰🥰🥰

“get in the fucking back, now”

pairing: jean kirchstein x female reader

cw: modern au, fluff, language, nsfw (female receiving oral, exhibitionism, degradation, praise, nipple play, biting, fucking (obvs), dacryphillia, dumbification and breeding), kissing and jealousy

word count: 2800+

a/n: thank you for this request and i will make sure to drink hella water, @katsuhera for out midnight simping and thinking of these kinks and ideas also i have a platonic aizawa request coming out later on so hopefully you guys enjoy them both

summary:  in which you and jean meet up for a date, instead of the coffee and cakes you find yourself in an empty car pack, bound in the back of his car ready to have his way with you

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The smell of fresh coffee and cake filled the room, Jean sat on one of the corner tables playing on his phone as he waited for you to come. You had both agreed to meet after your lectures having not seen each other since yesterday.

You both were needy, needing to at least see each other once a day to be content. It was bad enough both your schedules had fucked your time together, but your friends always seemed to drag you both away from each other. 

Finally finding time for a proper date and not just going to each other’s apartments to cuddle and watch movies. Which you had to say was an amazing date in itself. But wanting to spend the afternoon together felt just how your relationship had been. I'm the first couple of months together. 

He heard the ring of the door to your favourite cafe, as he watched you on the phone with someone. You spotted him giving him a wave, but his eyes had turned to something else. The skirt you wore, the short black skirt that pressed against your ass and thighs, the way that it squeezed your whole body. It made his head go wild and worst of all the long-sleeved shirts you wore in the spring heat had a low cut allowing all eyes to fixate on the curvature of your breasts in your white bra. 

You had put the phone down walking up to the bot with a smile, seeing a server ready to come and ask you what you wanted. But Jean had an inkling the male server would be looking at you a lot more than he should be. 

“Sorry, I’m late, our professor kept us longer to talk about an assignment.” You leaned over kissing his cheek, his eyes not daring to look down to see your breasts. 

He had missed the simple feeling of your lips on his cheek, even if he had felt it yesterday. “That’s fine, I wasn't waiting long, who was on the phone?” 

You had perched yourself on the chair skimming through the menu as he looked at you. Almost admiring his girl, the way his head was planted against his hand just watching how perfect you were. 

“Oh, my mum wanted to ask if we’re still okay to come round on Saturday.” He nodded already knowing how your mum had been begging to see the boy who she already considered her son in law.

“Eren brought another fuck round last night.” You muttered unamusingly, you both ended up just talking about the events of this morning. You explained how your mutual friend Eren had brought what seemed like the fifth girl this week back to your shared apartment. You and Eren had been friends for a while and becoming roommates seemed like the best bet when you both had first been let free all those years ago. The idea of moving in with Jean had come up and you knew by the end of the year you’d both finally have your own place together.

“Eren doesn’t tell me shit about who he fucks, it doesn’t make you uncomfortable right?” Jean leant backwards on his seat eyeing you up again, you shook your head having gotten used to it and knowing Eren had had to handle you and Jean fucking before. “What made you wear this then?”

He needed to know if you were purposely making him hard or if it was just by sheer chance. “Why? Don't you like it?”

“Quite the opposite, baby, i think we all liked it.” He spoke the last part in a whisper watching as the server had come up to you both.

“What can I get you both?” He questioned eyes fixated on you alone.

Jean rolled his eyes, hating how others were looking at what was his. “We should share the pancakes, I’m not that hungry but I want some.” 

“Pick whatever you want baby” He looked coldly to the man; your hand had been resting across the table as he grabbed it softly. You smiled at the action before putting the menu down and looking at the server. 

“Can we get some chocolate pancakes and two coffees?” You asked politely, even in the outfit that looked like you’d just come out from a night out you were ever so respectful.

“Anything else…” Jean had interrupted due to having been ignored throughout the whole encounter.

“No.” The server left, and you went back to Jean.

You remembered his question and began explaining the events of this morning. “This dickhead ran into me with coffee so i had to wear whatever i could find in my bag.”

“You just happen to have a tight skirt and low-cut shirt in your bag.” He chuckled watching you gleam out to him.

You pout at his teasing before continuing, “it’s for special occasions.” 

“Aww, is this a special occasion.” Jean teased again.

“I hate you.” 

Jeans grip around your fingers tightened, “shouldn’t I be the one hating you, coming in here looking like that, how could any man not want you?”

“Jean.” You whispered slowly.

He checked his watch, he wanted something else, something more from you and prayed that you both would eat quickly so he could let himself have you. “What do you want to do afterwards?” You questioned just as the food arrived, the same server lingering trying to hear the conversation.

“I have some ideas in mind.” Jean smirked out as he took a fork and started eating the food.

“Ooo tell me?” You pleaded hating being kept in the dark.

He looks at the server who remained close by, “walking in wearing that, what else could it be?”

Your eyes widened at the thought that your outfit could really have caused him to get this horny. “Where?”

“Don’t worry about that baby, you eat your food like a good girl.” You didn’t speak, taking a bite of the chocolate, Jean watched as you licked your lips from the stray syrup, for a man with a horny girlfriend it seemed like he had finally reached your level of horny. 

He understood all those nights he’d come home wearing a shirt and trousers. How in an instant you’d be on him, due to being, in your own words a sex god he hadn’t realised but you riled him up the same way he did too you. 

“Jean.” You had been repeating his name to get him out of his trance. You were hiding a lot more than he had realised, at his previous words a slick had formed between your walls and worst of all there was a lot more limited clothes then Jean realised.

He looked up meeting your seductive gaze, “yes baby.” 

“Come closer.” You beckoned, he obliged feeling his trousers tighten at how you moved forward. This time his eyes grazed your chest, seeing through your bra at the already hardened nipples. Your breath fanned his neck before you went to his ear, “the coffee went through my jeans, i didn’t have any spare underwear.”

His breath hitched, feeling himself unable to talk at what you had just said. You were bare between the skirt, the thought that you had been walking with your cunt on show. Worst of all he knew that if you were as horny as he would, the slick would be seeping down your thighs. “Get up.”

“But-” You were interrupted by him grabbing your hand.

“We’re going now.” He looked at the server who looked between the two of you. “How much is it?”

Jean was in a hurry; he passed the credit card impatiently tapping at where the register was. He could see eyes fixated on you, he hated how empty the place had been, with mainly uni students coming through. But in this moment the way their eyes seemed to undress you, he hated it and now knowing the extra information all he wanted to do was show you who you belonged to.

The server passed the card back. Jean in an instant pulled you out of the cafe, he walked ahead as you had been pacing yourself quicker to even keep up with the taller boy. “You’re lucky I brought my car.” He muttered as you went to the underground car park. 

There were barely any cars, being the afternoon and people still at work, the parking lot seemed more secluded than you had ever realised. Being at the furthest end, Jean looked at you seeing how you pulled your skirt down. “No point doing that now, baby, everybody already saw that pretty cunt of yours.” He mocked before unlocking his car.

“Get in the fucking back, now.” He had opened the door, waiting for you to get in. With your back across the backseats, you were in perfect view of his own body.

He moved inside the car, locking the door and car behind him. It was in these moments you were glad he had tinted windows. He gave a smirk watching as you sat upright, one leg beside his body and the other dangling to the ground. “Spread those legs.” 

You moved your leg to go onto his shoulders, feeling how his hands moved the skirt up to your hips. Your cunt dripping in wetness for his mouth to devour. “Baby.” It was muffled from your end as his hands had gripped your thighs. 

His fingers leaving indents, his mouth bite at your inner thigh. The feeling of the speckles of his hair on his face brushing against your thighs before you felt him closer and closer to your clit. “If you touch me, I’m going to stop.” It was a punishment for showing yourself off, it was a punishment, but he knew it masked the reward of being eaten out.

“Yes, Sir.” You breathed out heavily. The feeling of his hairs across your thighs sent a shock wave, his tongue gliding across your clit tasting and feeling the slick in his mouth.

He groaned at the taste of your wet cunt, his tongue doing laps inside of your blushed cunt. His hand had travelled to your shirt having pulled it to reveal your breasts in the bra, his hand went underneath groping your left boob as his mouth was at work.

“Baby…I…” You could barely think with the feeling of him giving you so much pleasure. The way his mouth would leave soft kisses against your cunt before he went back in with his tongue. 

He had told you after the first time you both had slept together how much he enjoyed eating you out. How much he loved the feeling of your cunt across his lips. He needed to feel your cum in his mouth and how it had become a mission to always eat you out before fucking you.

“Such a dirty little girl, getting this wet.” His breath was heavy, but he wanted more, pressing further into your cunt, his tongue swirling inside, the saliva mixing with your slick. His chin grazed your inner thighs, you always loved the feeling of the hairs brushing against your body. Often grabbing his chin when you both kissed just to feel the hairs brush against your palm. 

“I...I...cum.” You could barely form words through the moans and groans that filled the car. 

“Cum in my mouth baby, let me taste you all.” He whispered his hot breath against your cunt as he continued to lap his tongue in your folds. His hand had been moving along with his tongue, fingers pinching and tugging at your hard nipples.

“Jean.” You gave a final moan feeling yourself climax at the sheer power his tongue had inside of you. Cum dripped from his mouth, you saw him lick his lips to get rid of the cum that encased his lips. 

“Such a good little cumslut, want me to fuck you now?” He teased already undoing his belt, your legs remained above his shoulders, but in a quick instant he moved them to his side waiting for your answer.

“Please, fuck me sir.” Tears had welled up in your eyes, the feeling of his tongue making your cunt throb for more. How could he resist those tears, the mascara dripping down to leave a black stain down your cheeks. 

He gave a cocky grin, letting his belt fall to the ground before taking the hoodie he had worn off. The way his trousers were kicked to the front seat and he was left for you to admire sent a sensation through your body. He removed your skirt entirely, leaving soft kisses up your thighs to your stomach, before taking the shirt and pulling it over your head. “My pretty little thing.” He toyed undoing your bra to let your breasts spill out. 

His mouth attached to your right nipple, his left hand still massaging the other. You felt him swirl his tongue against the hardened tit, arching your back to make more of your breast fit inside of his mouth. “Baby, fuck me please.” You were out of breath and could feel his hardened cock brush against your thigh. 

“Are you begging, slut?” He moved his mouth to your neck, his hot breath fanning your breath waiting for an answer. 

You looked down your hands moving to his hair and back, “please Sir.”

He smirked cockily, pulling his boxers down, letting his cock curve upwards ready to skim it past your folds. His hand lazily pumped back and forth to get him harder before you felt him direct his cock between your clit, sliding up and down your cum filled hole, “Je...Jean.”

“Come on baby, moan my name for me.” Your hands had reached for his hair pulling him towards your face.

“Jean.” You gave a lewd moan into his ear before feeling his cock slam into your velvety walls. 

“You’re so tight even after I've gotten you to cum.” He mutters feeling suffocated within your walls. He brought his body down onto your own, your legs by his side as he began to move out of your cunt in a slow pace. 

“Faster.” You breathed out.

“Sluts, don’t get an opinion.” He wanted to edge you till you felt dumb, he wanted to see those tears and watch as you begged for more. He may have moved slowly out but the noise of you moaning in his hair and pulling at his hair had made his slam into you quicker. He repeated it a couple times before seeing how your chest heaved under him, his bite marks cascading across your boobs and neck. You looked bruised and broken but the moans and look of your eyes rolling back had made him realise just how much you loved it.

With a quickened pace, he felt himself go deeper and deeper inside of your cunt, the cum that had been left inside of you, helping him slide back and forth. “Doing such a good job, baby.” 

The praise was something Jean always came back too, the first time you both fucked you were unable to walk just at the sheer size of his cock. He knew to always praise you for doing so well with him, to make sure you knew that you could use his cock however you wanted too. “I… love you.” It was muffled through how Jean and you had been face to face, his mouth across your jaw, feeling the wetness still around his chin and face. 

Looking into your eyes at the comment, he saw how truly in love he was, even with the quickened pace of him fucking you raw, you truly were in love with the man. “I love you too.” He spoke capturing your lips with his own, you had missed his mouth on your own. His tongue sucked on its own, allowing for more of your cum to mix inside of your mouth, you could feel yourself coil up inside, ready to orgasm for a second time. 

He could see how your hands had stopped tugging as forcefully on his hair, how your nails had stopped scratching his back and instead skimmed across his skin. “You going to cum for me.”

“Ye…” You could barely speak at his pace increasing, wanting to fuck all the cum out of you in a matter of seconds. His mouth went to your neck, hand moving to take your own, he felt your fingers lace between your own as he sucked on the skin. 

“Cum for me.” He ordered feeling you gush on top of his blushed cock, he felt himself cum from the feeling of being able to slide even more into your body, feeling his cum shoot inside of you. A bulge being prominent through your stomach of being filled up, “such a good girl.” 

He kissed the top of your head with praise, sweat and cum filling the car, you only nodded unable to speak at the pleasure you had just encountered. He took you in his hands, letting you lean against his body. Moving the strands of hair that stuck to your body, he looked at how pretty you looked, even with the dishevelled hair and cum seeping out from your sore cunt. You looked as pretty as always, his pretty girl.

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[seerachii-art]

what about some platonic hand holding with the brothers?

Oooo, okay! I will try my best!

Warning: Spoilers for chapter 16 on Belphie's part

Lucifer

Would find it childish at the start and just flat out refuse

Would definitely refuse to do it in public

His whole reputation is based around him being terrifying and unapproachable

This man is too prideful to be seen holding hands with a human

Once he gets closer to said human though, he will feel bad saying no

Extra points if MC tells him they feel safer while he is holding their hand

This man's pride will skyrocket

That damn human, no one gave them permission to soften up this old grumpy man

All in all, just gotta be patient with this man, eventually he will accept

His hands would be quite rough, due to all the work, he doesn't have time to sleep, no less do skin care

Mammon

He is a big softie

He will instantly want to but being the tsundere that he is, he will deny it right away

Wait hold on- Where are ya goin'?

Oi, human come back!

Hey don't go trying to hold hands with other demons >:(

Ya want to make him mad?!

He is touch starved, don't scare him like that please :c

He will gladly hold MC's hand, watch out not to get too close to him though.... He can be kind of clingy

Suddenly the two are holding hands all day every day!

RIP MC died June 2021

Reason of death: Too much hand holding

You can't tell me this guy doesn't secretly do skin care- It's the model in him, very soft hands

Leviathan

Eh? Honestly kind of confused

Why would he want to hold hands with a normie?

More importantly, why would the normie want to hold hands with a gross otaku like himself?

At first, he will most likely think this is some kind of joke and not pay MC any mind

After a while, he notices the human keeps hanging around him

Were they serious?

He is very awkward about touching in general

Even after the two get close, he wouldn't want there to be any contact between them

With time though, he will most likely allow it...... His hands are soft but cold.... Very cold

Weird

Satan

Honestly, he is kind of curious

He is the literal embodiment of wrath and you want to hold hands?

Humans are so weird

He wouldn't mind it per say, just finds it strange

After he gets a bit closer to the human, he starts seeking them out

When he gets mad, MC holds his hands and it manages to calm him down a bit

He wouldn't want to scare his friend, so knowing that they are there with him and watching helps him put his wrath under control

I like the headcanon that he is constantly warm because of his rage, so his hands will be burning hot most the time

Asmodeus

Yes

Just straight up yes

He doesn't mind it at all, no matter if he had just met the human or they are very close friends

He is always up for any kind of contact, it does not matter

If MC wants a buddy to hold their hand, he is their guy

With all the skin care the man does, it is easy to assume his skin will be very soft and his hands perfect for holding

Beelzebub

Huh, the human wants to hold hands?

Beel isn't really bothered by this

Though at the start he would probably be a bit awkward about it

Once MC gets closer to him he will gladly hold their hand anytime though ^^

Like oml- Help me- This man is too cute-

His hands are big, way bigger than the human's..... It might look a bit ridiculous but it would feel like the human's hand is stuck in between two very warm pillows

Belphegor

No

When the two fist meet, logically he doesn't really like MC

With the whole killing thing and all

He won't accept any kind of contact from the human at all

Later though, when the two get closer

He will allow some hand holding here and there

It is very hard hating a species for centuries and then all of a sudden making friends with someone from the same species

His love for humans didn't completely die out though

After the two get very close, hand holding just won't be enough anymore

This man requires cuddles

Take it or leave it

He has very soft hands though, baby hands

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Gah, this is my first request but I hope you enjoyed!

[dodo-begone]

(I apologise if I have done this wrong, only started using Tumblr today and the yandere content is impeccable).

I had a thought with yandere family dynamic SBI so it's all platonic. Like Philza finds another child and just adopts them, but Wilbur, Techno and Tommy are somewhat irritated by the new addition, Tubbo was fine because he was close to Tommy but some random person nah. Over time however they become accustomed and more attached. Philza doesn't seem to care that his sons are becoming more protective and yearn for your attention because he also wants to protect you.

(you can ignore, but I can also expand if you want. I'm a bit sleepy so I'm leaving it as it is right now.)

No you did it right!!! :D

Oml this is just,,, so darn cute man. Like found family. Getting adopted by Philza- that could happen for many reasons. Idk why I thought of this, or found it funny for that matter, but Philza just grabbing a kid from it’s family. They aren’t dead or in danger, he just got rlly attached to them. So yea... now they’re his. The boys not taking an immediate liking was upsetting but he knew they’d get over it. You were a member of the family after all. When they start to get more protective of you he’s so joyful but silently thankful. Finally everything is working out as he wanted/planned.

I’d love to hear more from you!! I know my take can be very different from what you originally thought. Also hope you get well rested soon!!