#all my headcanons ofc

[solarcanic]

Maxie 🍒 🥝🍤

YAYYY i needed to yap rn :D SO!!!

🍒 - I usually make him so he can't have caffeine, but likes the flavor of coffee, so he drinks decaf - self projection :3 I think he sleeps a little lightly, and wakes up pretty stiff, so he wakes up at 5am to give his body time to get to full energy by 6am. I also think he has a sweet tooth, especially lava cookies, but I fear that's a common headcanon. I headcanon he has autism, and struggles to tell when he's hungry (the "humans require fuel just as machines do" line in PokeMas is how I think he reminds himself), as well as a struggle to read peoples emotions in a subtle or nonformal sense (or struggles to respond well, despite wanting to comfort others).

🥝 - I headcanon that Maxie actually had really good parents (especially with the RS-Hen version of Maxie's mother making him pudding), but grew up in poverty. His parents wanted a good life for him, and gave up a lot for him, to ensure he had food and education (given how he excelled when given the opportunities). This gave Maxie a sense of guilt from a young age, that his parents were sacrificing and struggling when they didn't have to - and he wanted to help them. Eventually, this changed to a desire to reform or help the world, help not just his parents, but also any families forced to endure that as a result of poverty being such a prevelent yet ignored issue. He eventually got into college via a sponsorship from Greater Mauville Holdings, under the agreement of working as a researcher in Sea Mauville when he got his degree - and Maxie agreed. He befriended Archie as a coworker while in Sea Mauville. When Sea Mauville shut down to prevent damages to Pokémon, yet in doing so, did damages to the economy, leaving many people without work or the income they need to survive. This circles back to why Maxie was there in the first place, supporting his parents. He feels it's an issue all over again, and this time, his mind notes the fault to prioritizing Pokémon over people - and resorts to the inverse, people over Pokémon, if the choice HAD to be made, which he believed it had to and was dire at that point. Hence, why he starts Team Magma and argues with Archie. I also headcanon that how demanding Sea Mauville seemed to be effected Maxie greatly - it notably seemed to demand the sanity and safety of it's workers, and excuse it with being for the good of Hoenn. So, I feel like in some ways, Maxie's nature to automatically nuture others, and apologize for displacing responsibility onto others, is a heightened sense of it.

🍤 - ORAS Gameverse, AniPoke very close second. ORAS I find has a lot of depth and reasoning to him, and AniPoke seems to be the roots of some of that portrayal! I dislike how AniPoke Maxie only gets two episodes, since he's portrayed well - it's my roman empire, how the moment Team Aqua grunt's lives are in danger by Kyogre, Maxie orders Team Magma to help protect them despite rivalries (because Maxie's whole goal WAS for humanity's sake, he wants to help lives). ORAS Maxie shows this trait, as well as a sense of pride, in which how they effect each other interests me.

[inkyrainstorms]

based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)

This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer

And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors

And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit

Transcript and full image under cut

Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac

Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me

[justanotheryellowsoul]

Oh. Oh.

Siffrin isn't just missing the trap switch or keys because they suck at their assigned job. He doesn't. Or at least- didn't.

They miss them because they only have one eye now. Siffrin has bad depth perception. He can't tell if a space in a drawer or book is a bit bigger than it's supposed to be. They can't tell if something is sitting oddly-

He keeps hitting that one table, because he clearly hasn't adjusted to the new depth perception. It's not their fault.

It was never their fault.

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Apparently traumatised kids often fail to grow to normal height because all the energy goes to surviving and well no fucking wonder twinyards and Neil are so short

[seasideoranges]

despite everything i love how so many just agree that sokka, zuko and suki are bisexual. no questions asked, no arguments needed, just one look at them and its an immediate “oh yeah, they’re bisexual, anyways-“

[padfootastic]

every time i read a fic where lily evans is upheld as a paragon of justice and the underdogs and the vulnerable, i die a little inside

bc,,,,are we talking ab the same gal who kept defending snape for atleast five years of hogwarts and however many before that? who overlooked his bigoted actions, even when others called it/her out on it?

ugh

(now james, on the other hand? we have such clear evidence that he fits this archetype but ofc that’s overlooked isn’t it. gonna shut up here but will take the rant into the tags)

[jingyi-ma-boi]

I love that I have found the Spanish-speaking Arcane fans on tiktok bc of the general consensus that Viktor would get to experience Jayce’s Mexican culture from up-close. Not only the food, but also the music; the never ending family reunions that he’s always invited to bc Ximena forcefully adopted him; the loud conversations in heavily accented Mexican Spanish mixed with Náhuatl that make him feel like all the years he spent learning the language in HS/Uni were in vain. He gets the full package.

[toffeebrews]

Ink sans headcanons!

Disclaimer: I don't claim anything to be canon. Although, I tried to make sure it didn't conflict with canon for the most part. Erm, I also didn't check the tag before I made this, so of any these are canon/popular hcs i didn't know before making this.

Ink has something similar to a bag of holding tied to his belt. He picks up little trinkets in the aus he visits (something small, of course, like a flower!) It can hold an endless amount of objects. It also stands as as way of reminding him of where hes been and who he's met! he puts any gifts he gets there as well.

He has this weird ability that if you point at something he knows the exact hex code and color name it is. Why? Not even he knows, but it may be a creator giving him knowledge somehow thing.

For his paints? They all taste a little different. They taste like, something? But the exact flavor is so vague it's "hard for him to describe". If anything, they taste like a whole bunch of flavors at once. A little overwhelming to the palate. They all differ in sensation as well, fizzy, smooth, milky etc.

(more yapping under the cut)

Consistency wise, they both smell and have the thickness of acrylic paint. Specifically that kinda watery acrylic paint you can get for cheap at a store (like apple barrel).

Each of his vials has three dosages. One vial is like daily usage. But they can sometimes run out unevenly depending on how bad/good that day is (ex: on an extremely bad day, he has to take more of a positive emotions) so he had extra markings to "top off". Given there's no consistent time frame hes in, he just takes them whenever he wakes up. [ note: this particular headcanon was partially inspired by @/the-local-eldritch-microwave headcanon lol ↓]

He can actually last maybe about few days without his vials, but his emotions just become duller after 24-48 hrs. Taking a sharp decline after about 72 hrs. Their mobility and mental health declines with it as well, so he'd rather not wait for the decline to start! haha unless he got stuck in some situation where he had no choice!!! :D haha

He tried chugging all his vials at once for experimentation! He vomited everywhere. He'll not be attempting that again. Too much at once...

He has a reallllyyyy long scarf so he has enough room for all of his notes. It drags behind him and also dramatically blows behind him when there's a draft. It tracks stuff in it, due to its length. The bottom of his scarf is all colorful because of all the crap hes tracked in it! LOL

If he ever needed it, he'd add more fabric to the end for more notes. I guess eventually it would get cartoonishy long. At least, until it became completely impossible to manage.

On that topic, hes actually quite messy. Although, its more in a "organized chaos" sorta way. He knows where everything is, even if you don't. hes also MESSY not dirty very clear distinction!

In my mind the reason Ink would have a gap tooth in my version is when he was a "sketch" his teeth were more uh implied? So when he's born (how the hell would you word that? conceived? idk) he now has a permanent gap tooth.

[pjs-everyday]

Hero Froppy’s first fan-sign event— say hi and move along!!! 🐸👍

[stacytea]

Maedhros has learned the black speech in Angband, can speak it fluently & very much prefers death than ever admitting it to anyone

[blendereels]

If you were to inspect the last remaining octopuses in Stain'd-by-the-Sea, you may be surprised to see that they are entirely black. Their ink is exceptionally dark and incredibly staining. As the octopus population has shrank and been pushed into smaller pools, the same few schools of octopi have been used for their ink, becoming gradually darker.

Stain'd octopuses were named after the town closest to their habitat rather than their discoloration, which is a recent development. The Stain'd octopuses that still live in the sea have retained their ability to change colors.

[snarkspawn]

may I offer you more soft kenbig in these trying times

[marvey-sideblog]

Law firm Specter Ross represent gay club in Seattle

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Wymack, Bee, Nicky and Kevin are so underrated in regards to how fundamentally they helped Andrew. Without them Andrew would never have anyone to even take a chance at him. Without Wymack, he wouldn’t have college and exy, without nicky he wouldn’t even have a “home”, without Bee, Andrew’s mental state would have been way way worse, and without Kevin, Andrew wouldn’t have a purpose.

Neil may be the catalyst and Andrew’s main reason to actually live. But these four people (and Aaron) are Andrew’s cornerstones, his foundation, are what’s holding him up before Neil josten even existed.

[robotsafari]

vanitas my awesome bastard child.

[dysfunctionalcreature]

idk about yall but one of my most ever favorite aftg headcanons is that Andrew is really good with kids, and in the future when Aaron and Katelyn settle down and have kids, their kids will absolutely adore "Uncle Andrew", and he'll happily suffer through whatever sort of play the kids want to do with an as genuine and un-menacing smile on his face as he can manage, whenever he and Neil (and Kevin) come to visit