#alien head

[1cebittentwicehigh]

Beware the loose Alien running amok in my house

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“My ever growing pin collection is looking awesome!”

[clear-aesthetics]

Outer Space Vodka

[rizsnt]

looking at someone who's not looking back 👽🎥🎙️

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[attyammy]

first date...!

i think momo would seem super casual bc she doesnt wanna look like a tryhard but would spend hours picking out clothes and shoes etc w her besties, while okarun would wear the most formal clothes he owns to try and impress momo

anyways they went to the movies, the arcade, and a cafe in my head... (blows them up with my mind)

[yangyangchuu]

this genre of ivan is so funny like does he even know he exists

[pawbeanies]

people who make the xenomorph more Sexy Booby shape and then go "hear me out" are the weakest links and will not survive the winter. you are fucking that alien as it appears in the source material. fools. that is not a Hear Me Out. your treacherous tongue speaks nothing but lies and cowardice

[keferon]

Deadlock: “Hey, officer smartass, have you figured out a way to tell all the orange squishes apart?”

Prowl: “Yes, I have two methods of identification. The first is a spreadsheet cross referencing individual characteristics to correctly ID each human.”

Deadlock: “Example?”

Prowl: “I’ve organized all four into two intersecting categories: broad vs narrow builds and the presence or absence of a visor. For example, both Swerve and Ratchet have broad builds, and both Swerve and First Aid wear visors. Therefore, the human with both a visor and a broad build must be Swerve.”

Deadlock: “Clever. So what do you do if Swerve takes of their visor or if First Aid wears a really big coat?”

Prowl: “Then I refer to the second method of identification.”

Deadlock: “Which is?”

Prowl: “Ask Jazz.”

LMAO

Jazz: You guys really don’t see the difference between them??

Prowl: Let me show you something

Prowl: Holds Jazz up to Cybertronian eye level

[abyssalzones]

low lays the devil in me

*if you tag as ship it's an insta-block. not what this is. thanks

[dykespirk]

10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

[jadedanddark]

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

[ctrlzxoo]

[ACTOR AU] actor ivan visits till during the recording of round 7

[comikbook]

still getting thru posting my older stuff, this was for alien_atomz this past year on artfight ! simple but the best animation ive done :]

⬇️my commission info⬇️

[drenched-in-sunlight]

family tea party.

(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)

[absolutely-scheming]

You see how Deadpool and Wolverine only cause minimal damage to civilian life? You see how respectful they are to the extras? Very mindful. Very demure.

They don’t cause irreparable damage to major cities likely killing hundreds or more like some people. Instead they’re very mindful and cutesy