#albert is uh..........

[ynkfva]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SLUTTIEST MAN IN VICTORIAN ERA

YES ITS NOT SEBASTIAN FROM KUROSHITSUJI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT MY POOKIE WOOKIE LOVE YOU AND YOUR ARSON TENDENCIES ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[animentality]

while I try to be compassionate to teens online, because I know they're just kids and they're still learning, and even if they don't learn today, they will probably learn some day, I gotta say this... sometimes...

even I wasn't that fucking stupid as a teen.

I never sent anon hate (still fucking haven't, by the way, y'all are so inferior to me if you have), I didn't spend my fucking time on 4chan or reddit being an incel or flirting with neo Nazism, I never doxxed anyone or encouraged other people to harass or threaten people I didn't like.

I didn't bully people for drawing Steven universe art I didn't like, I never tried canceling people or making up fake rumors about how xkitguy was a pedophile, I didn't go around accusing people of being pedophiles with no evidence.

I never harassed creators online or sent death threats because someone doesn't like my favorite character and I actually unsubscribed and forever ignored content creators I found out were fucking pedophiles rather than doubling down.

Some of y'all are just dumb and mean and it has a little to do with your age, but also has to do with you being an asshole.

being a teen is not a catch all excuse.

you're not fucking 6.

you do know right from wrong at the ripe old age of 17.

you can be a piece of shit as a teen, and I can judge you despite being an adult, because I know I wasn't like that when I was a teen.

and even if I was, I can still say, knock it off.

you bullying little shits.

[gracklecracklepop]

pd suckers shouldnt have social media

🦎 wark-minter-deactivated2136098

whenever i go to my job there’s this emo kid and he keeps giving me weird looks. the things i do for money i swear

👻 wisp-poetry ♻️

[blurry, unfocused photo of mark standing at the bar talking to tide]

this you?

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📖 ashes-to-ashes-dust-to-dust

[photo of a car covered in blood]

hey does anyone feel like venmo-ing me twenty to pay for the car wash. ignore the paint i’m an artist

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💥COLESTYLE

[just a photo of a bag of blood]

eating good tonight chat 💪💪💪

👻 wisp-poetry ♻️

why are you posting rn vyncent is literally missing. also WHERE ARE YOU???

💥COLESTYLE ♻️

mind ur business ✋

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🙅random-citizen

whby are the re teeth in m y nevk

🦈tide

Whoops

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🐀birion

okay so I Might Be Stuck In This Sewer System whatever you guys do do not go into the sewer system underneath Club Crepescule by The Alleyway okay Theres So Many Rats

🐀 birion ♻️

[photo of ladders. vyncent gives a bloody thumbs up]

Nevermind we’re good

👻wisp-poetry♻️

VYNCENT????

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🦆 nosferatu

damn new vampires. all they know how to do is break the masquerade, hit people with cars, and lie

💀 wisperer ♻️

didn’t you just hit someone with your car mal?

🦆 nosferatu ♻️

maybe

👻wisp-poetry ♻️

what the fuck

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🦈tide Follow

Not Going To Lie I miss Beef stroganoff

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💀calbert-deactivated10340

anyone ever think about death

💀wisperer

WELL.

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📖ashes-to-ashes-dust-to-dust

💥COLESTYLE asked

asheeee can i come visit please 🙏🙏🙏

bro you have my number what. hiw did you find this blog

💥COLESTYLE

the car photo 😔

📖ashes-to-ashes-dust-to-dust

ah

🦎 wark-minter-deactivated2136098

if you let him in i’m not giving you the car again

💥COLESTYLE

[selfie of ashe and dakota]

💪

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[military-newsboys]

Davey: Without you man, we're just a group of rudderless delinquents trying to survive.

Crutchie: You make us a family.

Jack: Well, I'm the cool rebel brother.

Albert: You're the mom.

Race: Mother.

Specs: Mom.

[jack-kellys]

underrated newsie of the year award goes to 🪽

[kid-blinks-eyepatch]

uh i should prolly do this tw: Ed & sh mention

Albert with serious self worth issues. He says he doesn’t know where they came from but he just doesn’t wanna think about it. He doesn’t wanna think about his dad and his brothers. He just doesn’t.

Albert who hates the way he looks. he hates every part of himself. He hates his hair- he just wants to blend in with the others- so he wears his hat all the time. He can’t stand looking at himself, seeing the way his body’s just a little too squishy for his liking. So he doesn’t eat. he skips meals.

Finch being worried because he can hardly coax Albert into eating one meal in a day.

Finch being worried about the little things. The flinching, the way Albert buries himself into Finch the second Finch tries ti bring up the scars on his thighs.

[bigmack2go]

When people ask what ships i have in newsies im always like

BRO??? I can maybe tell you the ships i dont have that’ll go faster. There are like three.

[infinitevacancy]

Was looking through some tags and I saw you reblogged a picture of Jill Valentine and you basically gave some meta about the catsuit and why Wesker did it, and I just wanted to let you know that your observation/meta was spot on and I like the way you think. Hope you’re having a very good week.

ty! idk how long ago this was but for anyone reading this after the fact:

i hate jill's design in resident evil 5 because it's so anathema to her character - the devs of the time pretty blatantly said that they wanted to make her look sexy, which is also why the P30 control device is on her chest - and it's generally, from a doylist perspective, the worst thing that can ever happen to a person's favourite character.

however.

however.

if you take Jill's change of hair, outfit, and general presentation as a direct result of Wesker now having complete control over her... it all makes a lot more sense.

Wesker is an egomaniac with a god complex who sees everyone else as inferior to him - so to have two regular people - jill valentine and chris redfield - continually pop up to ruin his plans and by extension contradict his worldview must be maddening.

then Lost in Nightmares happens, and despite once again failing to kill chris thanks to jill, wesker now has her in his clutches. the in-game documents shed some light on what happens next, so i'll just focus on the fact that now the bad guy with a god complex now has one half of the biggest obstacle to his supremacy over the human race under his control.

Wesker is arrogant. you could consider it his fatal flaw - he has a lot of those, but his arrogance proves to be his downfall by the end of the game... because he doesn't just kill Jill. he wants to break her and Chris, psychologically and emotionally, and let's face it he might not even want to kill them then. i think it'd be perfectly in character for Wesker's projected endgame plan to involve having both Chris and Jill as unwilling thralls, unable to resist and screaming silently the whole time as he forces them to help him destroy the planet and watch.

so what Wesker does is he puts Jill in a torturous situation - it's not expanded upon much but he forces her to infect civilians with bioweapons; which is absolutely going to fuck up someone who has dedicated their life to preventing such a thing, and also gives some insight to how Wesker views said civilians - as tools to further his own twiated ends. he even further assaults her mental state with the aforementioned catsuit and blonde hair, the superficial changes that act to remind Jill that her life and body are no longer her own to control - that's Wesker's territory now. you could extrapolate a deeper meaning from this about how patriarchal society views women's bodies, but RE5's dev team already proved me right.

so Wesker dehumanises and degrades Jill for three years, files off every sign of autonomy he can find and forces her to commit atrocities in his name. and then he pits her against Chris in a fight to the death, knowing that the only way it's going to end is with at least one of them dead - if not both - and the survivor wracked with guilt and misery.

but he doesn't count on Sheva. Wesker practically ignores her at every turn in dialogue, and i think he only refers to her once ("don't you two ever tire of failing your mission?") and i think it's another case of accidental brilliance by capcom where they want to make the game a big Chris vs Wesker showdown, but have to reckon with the fact it's a 2-player co-op game. Sheva helps Chris in disarming and freeing Jill, and then they work in tandem to exploit a weakness (that they only know about because of Jill! because they were able to save her because Wesker didn't just kill her!) and then finally they kill Wesker together, as partners and equals.

i don't really have a conclusion to this post, it was a lot of rambling, but my read of RE5 is that Wesker is very much aggrieved by Jill having the audacity to interfere with his plans and then putting her down in every way possible as punishment - and does this in big ways (P30 mind control shenanigans) and small ways (putting her in sexualised outfits) in order to cause her as much trauma as possible.

[cloudbends]

birthday time....

[feng-shui71]

Figured I'd better hop in and ask before sending anything, so! As a massive music nerd, is it ok to send in songs that make me think of Wesker/Jordan? 👉👈 I know that oc's can be very personal, so I'm asking beforehand!

woah omg seeing thjs gave me butterflies im flattered. yes u MAY!!! I absolutely love love love getting feedback and headcanons and what not on Wesker/Jordan, I love rereading the stuff you guys send ^^ I honestly didn’t think anyone would be like. invested or interested or whatever in her character and what not so this is a huge surprise!

using this as an excuse to post songs that remind me of Jordsker also haha:

[dandelion-grl]

WHY IS HE WEARING HEELS?

[bugging-around-town]

oh boy

anything from a cat from a story book to ALBERT EINSTEIN!! What a spread

[hornyverymuch]

favorite character trope: characters that age like a fine wine

the amount of daddy issues he gives me is unreal fr

[minakoaiinos]

Me when I think my dad is cool and admirable

[that-lang-academic]

Finished reading The Stranger finally… decided to read the last bit while doing laundry.

I rate this book 4.5/5 ⭐️

I’m just getting into this genre (not sure what it’s officially called, but Kafka and Dostoevsky are on my list if that helps), so my review probably doesn’t mean too much… but this was an excellent book. The only thing that brought it down from a 5 was just that some of the plot points seemed random to me, though I feel like that was 100% the point. Absurdism, yknow. Things will always be weird and that’s okay.

I feel like this was an excellent book about how indifference and apathy can be harmful, and how doing nothing can be just as bad as doing something. Really shifted my perspective. I really recommend this book to anyone just… stuck. A lot of the time, I think it’s best to just lay back and let things happen, but it isn’t good to do that 24/7, because then you become a complete outsider to your own story.

[rainbow-nerdss]

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