#akatsuki band au
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junk-heart · 8 months ago
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Long time, no art post (blame my uni)
It's funny how much art I have in my sketchbook that is just waiting to be posted
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fireflylitsky · 4 months ago
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Re- akatsuki band : I mean I feel kakuzu would be their cheap ass manager for 6 Paths Production's their record label
He absolutely would. That dude is always in the background trying to make sure no one (Hidan and Deidara…) doesn’t do anything fucking stupid that’s gonna cost them an arm and a leg, or money.
Here’s my ultimate band setup that no one asked for:
Hidan—dirty vocals/frontman—his stage presence is undeniable and he has a wicked growl/scream. Wears corpse paint because of course he does. Slut.
Deidara—drums/percussion—bang bang bang look it’s practically canon. Has an interest in pyrotechnics despite them going very poorly at times.
Sasori—keyboard—zero stage presence but he would be a goddamn savant. Incomparably incredible. It’s like he has an inhuman amount of fingers.
Itachi—lead guitar/clean vocals—another genius with insane precision. Busts out wild solos completely deadpan.
Kisame—rhythm guitar/backup vocals—his fingers are too big for all the little intricate solos Itachi pulls off but the man can still shred. His guitar is his baby and her name is Samehada.
Konan—bass guitar and clean/backup vocals—she doesn’t care for the spotlight but she’s lowkey the pulse of the band.
Kakuzu—band manager—(though I think if he played, he has bass vibes) after all previous managers have quit, Kakuzu was called in to ‘handle’ this chaos crew. He’s the only one that can at this point, and he asks for raises often. He may or may not be fucking one of them members.
Nagato—record label owner—eclectic shut in that manages the label from the shadows. Only a couple members have seen him.
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nyxtactic · 1 year ago
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Okay but WAIT I read an akatsuki band au A MILLION years ago on fanfiction.net(i’m old leave me alone) and it literally introduced me to some bands i’m still into now (One of them was Anberlin)
Please tell me there’s SOMEONE who has also read this I can’t remember the name for the life of me. Does it exist somewhere in the nether still?
IVE BEEN HAVING AKATSUKI BAND AU BRAIN ROT FOR WEEKS HELPPPP!!!
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courtdraws · 2 years ago
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drummer deidara (2018)
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uchiha-itachi-amaterasu · 7 months ago
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Band of Killers on Stage by invisibleninja12 on deviantart
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velvetwyrms · 2 months ago
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More Marching Band!Akatsuki AU!
Their poor backs, rest in peace ‘carrying giant portable instrument’ players 🫡
[Please reblog to stop my hours of hard work from dying in your likes. This let’s others enjoy it and motivates me to draw more of this AU! <3]
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pocketlessdruid · 9 months ago
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Sasodei week day 3: rock star au
Deidara is a young, enthusiastic and promising musician. Sasori is a very obsessive producer and sound engineer, and way older than he looks, and who in fact kinda hates music.
After every live performance and every recording session, Deidara runs to him in a happy mood, always thanking him, and telling him that he would be nothing without his arrangements, followed by an invitation to spend some time together. And although Sasori always responds with disinterest, lately he started to think that Deidara's music is actually not that bad, maybe he even likes it. Also, he is pretty cute too...
@sasodeiweek
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princeofuchiha · 2 months ago
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I wanna write an akatsuki band au so bad vs I can't think of a fun plot I'll bother sticking with: The two year anniversary
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sanrio-gyal · 7 months ago
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The cultural significance of
Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”
the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.
“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.
The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses
The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.
Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”
The Akatsuki cat fics.
Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.
The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.
The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.
The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.
The rock band aus.
The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.
The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.
The Akatsuki forums.
The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.
The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.
Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.
The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.
The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.
The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.
The Akatsuki dress up flash games.
Sigh….what a time to be alive
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sanjoongie · 9 months ago
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𝔻𝕒𝕪 𝕋𝕖𝕟: ℍ𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕊𝕖𝕩
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🥀Pairing: Kang Yeosang x Reader (f)
🥀Genre: Smut
🥀Rating: 18+, Minors Do not Interact
🥀Au: ninja au, anime au, Naruto au, historical au
🥀Trope: enemies to lovers
🥀Summary: when you claim that Yeosang was a man of no emotions and Yeosang demanded you prove yourself right, a passionate and hot sex session follows
🥀Kinks: hate sex, rough sex, degradation kink, fingering (f), mean dom! yeosang, mean sub! reader, breast/nipple play, strength kink, creampie
🥀Word Count: 1,693
🥀author's note: thanks to @mejuii for helping my gears begin to turn. Apologies for any terms you don't understand, I pulled directly the anime and this was completely self indulgent
🥀Day Nine: Long Distance Sex/ Praise 🥀Mini Masterlist 🥀Day Eleven: Somnophilia
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Your ancestors would, in fact, be rolling in their graves if they knew whose fingers were deep inside of you. Your hips rolled into the hand that was giving you pleasure, but he wasn’t going to just let you take from him without giving back.
“What’s this?” Yeosang purred into the shell of your ear. “I thought you said there was no way that you could possibly get pleasure from anything I ever did to you?”
“Fuck off, Yeosang,” You snarled weakly, hips still bucking into his movements.
“Kinda pitiful, really?” Yeosang continued to torture you with his words. “A Senju letting an Uchiha fuck her with his fingers. We should be fighting instead of fucking.”
A jolt went through your nerves. It tightened your nipples immediately and made your lower half flood even more than it already was.
“Who’s fucking?” You argued, “You’re incapable of anything other than throwing barbed insults and using those damn eyes of yours.”
Yeosang hummed mockingly in agreement. “Right, how could a passionless man possibly fuck?”
You had been sent by the Hogage herself to infiltrate the Akatsuki. What you hadn't been aware of was that Yeosang, who had gone rogue when his elder sister had died by his own hands, had joined up with the merry band of shit disturbers. You had been sent here to figure out exactly what their grand plan was. You most definitely were not sent here to fuck the enemy, let alone an enemy that was generations in the making. 
All you had to do was keep your mouth shut, but you were so sick and tired of Yeosang's damn emotionless face. You had watched him fight, watched others die, and he never showed a single drop of emotion. You, however, had cried when the first Jinchuriki had died for the Akatsuki’s grand plans. Yeosang had accused you of having a weakness.
“Shouldn’t you have ripped your heart out a long time ago, great granddaughter of Hashirama?” Yeosang had mocked you then. 
“Oh, go find someone else to spar with Yeosang, I'm tired of you,” You had attempted to dismiss him.
What you hadn't known was that your explosions of emotions were what Yeosang looked forward to the most. He was so devoid of feeling anything for such a long time that you were refreshing, despite all his provoking. 
Yeosang quirked an eyebrow at you, making direct eye contact, the most you had ever seen that beautiful face move. “Tire of me? I haven’t heard that one before. Normally, everyone is begging me to show them something.”
You laughed mirthlessly. “Like that would ever happen. I don’t think you would know emotion if it hit you on the head.” That’s when you pushed it. “In fact, I doubt anyone could get a rise out of you, including your cock.”
Yeosang cocked his head at you, face still blank. “Don’t think I know how to use the sword on my body?”
“Tch.” You sneered. “I highly doubt you could please someone, let alone be passionate.”
A shiver went from the top of your head down to the tips of your toes as Yeosang smirked. You should have been terrified. Instead, you were turned on. “Do you want to test that out, brat?”
You took a step forward that brought you nose to nose with the enemy of your ancestors. “I’d relish proving you wrong.”
And then the rough sex that followed was like nothing you had ever experienced. You both ripped your robes in order to grope at each other’s chest. Yeosang pushed your breasts together while massaging them while you flicked your thumbs over his nipples, looking for him to break. 
You wrestled and fought for the upper hand, to be the more dominant one, but Yeosang was simply a smidgeon stronger than you. He pinned you against his chest, an arm against your collarbones, and he began to play with your body even more. It wasn’t until those skilled fingers found your wet folds that you heard a low chuckle in your ear. 
“Are you having fun, little one? You’re so wet I would think you were eager to be beneath me.”
You were so shocked by the sound of his laugh but didn’t fight him when he released your upper body and instead pulled one of your legs up so he could have easier access to your aching puss. 
“That’s simply the adrenaline talking,” You argued. You had to bite hard into your lips to keep the moan that was attempting to escape your lips in. “Like I could ever get pleasure from something you did to me.”
Except now, that was exactly what was happening. And you were starting to think that Yeosang was enjoying himself. 
“Does it make you wet at the thought that I’ll impale you in the middle of this forest where anyone could stumble upon us? Hmmm, little brat? Want someone to watch while your mortal enemy fucks you into an orgasm?” Yeosang teased and tempted you.
A whine was building in the back of your throat and the plea for him to fuck you was on the tip of your tongue. But your pride was burning your throat. 
“You have to say it,” Yeosang whispered into the skin along your neck. “I could bring you to the peak of your pleasure and stop. Again and again. In fact, I could torture you with my Tsukuyomi in that very way, and only a moment would pass.”
“Make no mistake,” You panted, your body still rolling into his hand as his fingers squealched and fucked your pussy. “I hate you.”
“And yet.” Yeosang was hanging off your words. He just needed you to give him the go-ahead, and he would show you exactly how you affect his emotions and his passion. 
“Fuck me, Yeosang,” You asked lowly, “Make me feel something for you that isn’t hatred.”
Yeosang moaned. “Gladly.”
With both of his hands cupping just under your knees, Yeosang held you aloft and lowered you down on his straining cock. You whimpered as he fought his way inside of you, thrusting into your wet cunt, making room in your soft walls for his cock. Each inch pushed inside was torture because it felt so good but you wanted the whole of him inside of you; you needed to be fucked until you screamed from your orgasm.
Each whimper that you let out as Yeosang fucked you was a gift to the Uchiha. For someone who had suppressed quite a lot in his life, sex was the one time he could let loose. The way you trembled for him, begged for him, whined for him was reawakening parts of him that he thought had long died. But what he wanted the most was for you to say his name with passion. He wanted to hear your name drip like honey from your lips instead of like poison.
“Does it feel that good, being fucked by your mortal enemy, brat?” Yeosang poked at you. “Does my cock give you that much pleasure that you have no more words to throw at me like a kunai?”
Your head lolled back, pleasure making you a willing ragdoll for Yeosang to fuck. You had never felt this way with any man. It was like with each stroke of Yeosang inside of you, he was looking for you to be pleased rather than himself. It was as if he wasn’t taking from you but giving. 
“How is it so good?” You rasped hoarsely, your moans already making your throat dry. “I’ve never felt such pleasure before?!”
“There’s a reason they beg me to never leave,” Yeosang admitted tonelessly, “After one taste of me, you’ll be ruined for everyone else. On that, I can swear.”
You believed him because no cock had ever felt as good as the one sheathed between your legs did now. “Wanna cum,” You whimpered, mind solely on your growing orgasm.
“Already? You’re a greedy brat,” Yeosang mocked you. “You’re an easy lay.”
“I’m--hnnnn-not--ah, ah, ah--just--fuck, shit, Yeosang! Yeosang, just like that,” You whined, the build up of your orgasm ushered by the way that Yeosang fucked up into your pussy like a well oiled machine. 
“Say my name like that again,” Yeosang demanded.
“Yeosang! Yeosang! Yeosang!”
He came inside of you with a quiet grunt, buried deep inside of you. He unloaded into you, an amount that filled you to the brim and then spilled out. You felt as his cum dripped out of you and onto the ground of the forest. 
With the final thrust, so deep inside of you that you felt his tip nudging your womb, you came. You screamed his name, stars lighting up behind your eyelids as you were gifted with such an intense orgasm that you were happy that Yeosang was holding you aloft.
Yeosang let go of one leg, then another, a hand on your waist to make sure you didn’t collapse. “Let me fuck you like that again, brat. I promise you I can show you a lot more.”
Wooyoung’s hyena laughter shattered the illusion that Yeosang had created just as he released you. “He’s right, you know. Men and women beg for him to show them something other than his cool, pretty face.”
Yeosang had indeed used his Tsukuyomi, the power of his eyes to trap you in a moment in your own mind, and had fucked you there the minute you had met his eyes. The illusion, the mind power, was so powerful that it felt exactly like reality. 
Your face burned with embarrassment. Your undergarments were simply flooded from the pleasure your mind had thought you had received. Your clothes were not ripped either. Wooyoung’s laughter died, and he peered at you and then Yeosang with curiosity. 
“You two should just fuck already, the sexual tension is palpable,” Wooyoung observed, albeit a second too late.
You screamed in anger, triggering a tree to grow, capturing Wooyoung by the collar and leaving him hanging, not quite understanding what exactly he had said. And Yeosang, the immovable statue of the Akatsuki, laughed at his best friend and partner, unable to contain any glee at the moment.
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🥀Day Nine: Long Distance Sex/ Praise 🥀Mini Masterlist 🥀Day Eleven: Somnophilia
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detectivestucks · 25 days ago
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Akatsuki Concubine I
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18+ content, Minors do NOT interact
Pairing: Tobi x F!Reader x Konan
Summery: Coming from a poor background you were sold to the pleasure house at a young age even though your dream was to one day be a shinobi. Instead, as you grew up, your mistress got tired of your attitude and sold you to the first duo who asked. These two were none other than members of the formidable Akatsuki.
Warnings: NSFW, DubCon, Female receiving oral, threats of violence,
Word Count: 2.5k
A/N: This is an AU where all the Akatsuki members are alive and together. New mini-series. More parts coming soon.
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Sold to the pleasure house at a young age, you were familiar with a life whose path is set for them. You knew you were to serve noble men and their kinks before being sold and married off to the highest bidder. Only you weren’t one to be touched against your will. You had always wanted to become a ninja but you weren’t born into a shinobi family. You were born into a poor family who couldn’t afford to keep their only child. So you read and you practiced, all by yourself. Every day, from the time you were young till now, you centered your chakra, allowing it to flow from point to point. Feeling its life-giving strength fuel your power. You developed what you read was an unusual combination of Fire and Water style jutsus. Your favorite one to use was phoenix flower jutsu. The balls of fire dancing in the space between you and the latest toolbag who tried to touch what he didn’t pay for always made you feel protected. Little did you know it couldn’t protect you from everyone.
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Back at the Akatsuki hideout, the crew was getting rowdier than ever. Constant missions had kept everyone apart for months but the burnout was obvious so their leader, Tobi, assigned missions closer to home. The issue is that a band of ruthless shinobi such as the Akatsuki don’t do well within close quarters. 
“Give back my detonating clay!”
“Nice try blondie. I know you were in my room trying to steal Samehada last night. She told me so.”
“Was not!”
“As if I believe you. Maybe I’ll feed this to Samehada, see if she’s as good of an ‘artist’ as you.”
“Wait! I need that for my art!” 
“Psh, you speak of art as if it’s your god. Come to the way of Joshin and you’ll never worry about your silly art again.”
“SHUT IT Hidan!”
“Or what?! Wanna become Joshin’s next sacrifice!”
The purple-haired man swings his scythe at the young artist when the tall shark-like swordsman snatches up the boy by his long blonde strands. 
“Hey! Let go or I’ll-”
“-What, kill me?”
“All three of you need to shut up! When’s our next mission so I don’t have to suffer you idiots?”
“Sasuke, that wasn’t a very nice thing to say to your brethren.”
“Not now, older brother.” he retorts with a pinch to his nose. Soon a half white, half black figure pops into the room.
“Can someone tell me what it’s like to poo?”
“Ah, gross Zetzu! Why’d ya have to bring that up again?!”
“Well, when someone answers the question, maybe I’ll stop.”
“ENOUGH!”
The voice was deep and commanding. An orange-masked man rounds the corner in his scarlet clouded cloak and all members fall silent.
“You are shinobi of an elite organization. Act like it.” 
The man named Tobi strides through the room catching Pain on his way out. 
“Pain, Konan, come.”
A tall orange haired man with a face littered in piercings and a slender woman with a paper flower in her hair follow behind into a spare room. 
“These idiots are always bickering.” Tobi’s baritone states with exhaustion.
“They’re bored sir.”
“I give them respite and they thank me by acting like a bunch of children.”
“Maybe they need something to do…or a way to blow off steam.” Konan defends
“They should be training.” Pain says with a firm nod.
“...or…uh, I…nevermind.”
“Out with it woman.” Tobi’s words spit out like venom.
“Maybe they have…urges…to release?”
“Oh they do, do they?” Tobi presses “Are you speaking from experience?”
With flushed cheeks Konan’s lashes fall.
“That’s what I thought.” Tobi looks towards Pain, “You’re dismissed.”
Both shinobi turn to leave when the deep voice speaks up again, “Where are you going?”
A slender hand raises to tuck lavender strands behind one ear. “You said we were dismissed.”
“No, I said he was dismissed. You haven’t finished serving your purpose.”
With a thick swallow, Konan stands up straight and turns back towards Tobi. “What do you need?” 
With each word he steps forward.“Tell me more about these urges? How do you suggest we satisfy them?”
With one more swallow, Konan finds her composure “I would suggest concubines sir.”
“Concubines, eh?”
“Yes, I believe there are several pleasure houses in the nearby village.”
“Good, I want you to check them out.”
“Check them out?”
“Yes, find some pretty merchandise for your comrades.”
“Don’t you think you should vet them first? You’ve been so picky with who you’ve let into this organization and these girls will be privy to our secrets.”
Tobi muses to himself before agreeing. “We’ll do reconnaissance tomorrow.”
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You finish your supper as your lady enters the room. “House is busy tonight. You’re taking the next caller.”
“I’m not putting up with any funny business.”
“Try to be desirable for a change. And stop scaring away the customers.”
“They’re dreadful and disgusting.”
“And pay well”
You scoff at her. “I’ll be in my room.”
“You scare off one more customer and I’m selling you.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time!” you call over your shoulder as you walk to your room in a huff. You wish to slam the door as hard as possible but she was right, you could hear your sisters all working. The sounds of men groaning come from every corner of the house and it would be unwise to create a ruckus on such a bustling evening. 
You sit at your looking glass and brush out your hair. You allow it to fall down your back and tickle your neck before you lean forward to apply a small dusting of blush and smear rice water cream over your lips to soften them. Just as you finish, you hear your door begin to open. You look up to a stout man entering your room and raking in your appearance with obvious hunger. You felt your stomach tighten at the thought of entertaining him but you plastered on a sweet simper and move to sit on the mattress, patting the place next to you. 
Meanwhile downstairs Konan approaches your misses.
“Excuse me ma’am. Would you happen to be selling any of your girls?”
“Who’s asking?”
“I am.” Tobi’s tenor voice crashes over the lady as her mouth falls open in fear upon seeing the masked man with the glowing red eye. She realizes her state and quickly closes her mouth while wiping her hands on the front of her dress. “No, I am not selling any of my girls.”
Across the home you hear a man shouting in terror “FIRE! FIRE! HELP THERE’S A FIRE”
“...Except for that one.” she finishes with rage.
Tobi and Konan immediately head towards the shouting to check on the source of the commotion. Upon entering the room they see a beautiful young woman with hair fallen around her face and a disheveled kimono open in the front, exposing both breasts and her pelvis.
“Oh relax” you say, weaving hand signs for your water style cannon to extinguish your phoenix flowers. “Now go, and don’t come back. We don’t need your type around here.”
“Yes we do!” your mistress chimes in, pushing Tobi and Konan to the side to scold you for your behavior.
“No we don’t! He’s a pig! And who the hell are they?!” you say gesturing towards the cloaked shinobi.
“Your next customer”
“Absolutely not.”
“Well that’s too bad cause they intend on purchasing your worthless hide.”
“Like hell they’ll take me.”
You weave the tiger sign to once more scare away these newcomers with your phoenix flower flames only to be met with a ginormous fireball to the face. Quickly you switch your jutsu to water style to combat the masked stranger when he voluntarily stops. 
Your hair falls in your suddenly sweaty face as you gauge the man before you. 
“My, my. Aren’t we a feisty one? And a user of ninjutsu as well. That’s a first.”
“I’m not interested.”
“Well too bad for you because I am. Konan, give the lady the money.”
“Good, take this ungrateful slut off my hands. Maybe you can knock some sense into her. I don’t need my house set ablaze every other day. I’m done.”
You feel your chest constrict with anger and sadness. To be cast aside, demoted to the value of a coin, yet again, and be forced to go to a new home once more. What’s more, is your tricks won't work on this one. He can out master your flames. You give a panicked look to the one with a paper flower atop her head before your teary eyes stare up into the dark hole of the orange mask. 
A gloved hand glides up and cups the bottom of your chin, “Don’t get soft on me now kitten. I enjoy the spark.”
You rip your face away from his hand but he grabs you by the arm. “Konan, test her out for me, please. If you like her we’ll keep her, if you don’t we’ll kill her.”
The sadness in your heart quickly spins to fear as you realize how dangerous your new owner must be. 
“But sir-”
“You said you had pent up urges.”
“I-”
“What? Were you going to ride the face of that Pain puppet? That seems a bit chilly, don’t you think? Why not try someone with a little more body heat?”
The pain and insult were obvious on Konan's face but she did as she was told and approached you. 
With cold and hooded eyes she demands, “Knees.”
You swallow, remembering his words. There was no way out of this one. You were going to have to do what you were trained for and earn your keep…along with your life.
‘You’re the whore; you know what to do” 
Your hands rifle past the noir cloak and find the ties of her pants. You pull the skin tight spandex down past her knees and gently lift her leg to tenderly slide the fabric over her ankle and off her foot.
The pants now removed, your hands hold open the front of her cloak similar to your open kimono. You lift yourself off the heels of your feet and bring your mouth to the front of her cotton panties. You kiss her heat over the cloth before your teeth find the waistband and pull down. 
“Good girl.” you hear the masked man purr from the entrance of the room. 
One hand slides under the thick bamboo fabric of the scarlet and black cloak to graze over her cheek and sink your fingers into the soft flesh of her behind while your other hand wanders up her pale inner thigh, finding her labia and slipping two fingers up into her slit.
Grip tightening on the muscle of her rear, your fingers thrust in and out, hooking inside her squishy insides, feeling how they tighten around your digits. Once she gasps you pull them out and look up at her face before wrapping your lips around your fingers and sucking them clean. The taste was sweet, almost like a baked treat and your lids flutter slightly before she grabs a large section of your hair and pulls you up to your feet.
“Arms folded behind you and lay down on your back.”
You do as she instructs and find her crawling up on the mattress to straddle your face. Her robes fall over your head and you are plunged into darkness, completely blinded by the cloak.
As her weight pushes against your face, you open your mouth to kitten lick at her entrance made wet by your foreplay. 
Just as you open wider to sink your tongue between her lips she reaches back and pinches your nipples earning a cry from you that vibrates against her folds. A satisfied hum can be heard from the place where the masked man stood and you knew he approved.
You jab your tongue out as far as you can and stroke forward inside her heat, slurping up her juices with loud wet sounds. Her hips rut against your face as satisfied signs leave Konan’s chest. You wrap your lips around her little nub at the front of her entrance and rub the tip of your tongue back and forth along the bump. 
Her legs close around your head before suddenly releasing. She repositions herself so that she is facing down your body rather than towards the head of the bed and as she sits back down, your nose prods against the crevice between her cheeks. 
With better access to her swollen bud you seal the perky tip between your pillowy lips and suck. Her thighs squeeze against your body and she weaves hand signs so that two paper butterflies appear and fold into clips. They flutter towards your nipples and you feel their wings brush against your skin before the clip on their bellies opens and traps your sore nipples between them. 
You squirm and whine at the discomfort but really it causes you to clench around nothing. Your legs kick out feeling desperate to get up but your mouth obediently continues to pet her clit. 
Konan lifts her hand and brings it down harshly between your legs, slapping your folds and protruding clit. 
You scream, the vibrations tickling between her legs causing her to lower more of her weight onto your head. Your legs snap closed. “No you don’t.” she says smooth as butter. Grabbing one of your legs in her arms, she holds your leg against her chest and continues her assault on your folds. 
Her rutting against your face as you scream causes the noises to come out muffled and broken which only makes Tobi’s member stiffen in his pants. The spectacle of your squirming beneath his comrade mesmerized him and he knew he wanted you to himself. 
You open your mouth wide to drag your tongue all the way from the hood of her clit, along the front of her entrance and point it as it enters her heat where you dance it in and out of her hole causing her to fall forward and rest her weight on the hand pushing into your waist. 
The butterfly clips attached to the tips of your breasts tightened the more you please the female ninja, who eventually falls all the way forward and returns the favor, sucking on your own swollen nub till your legs shake with pleasure. 
The harder she sucked, the harder you sucked, till you feel her gush on your face and both of you collapse from orgasm. She dismounts, panting from the feeling and nods at her masked counterpart. “This one will do.”
“Well, well, looks like you’re coming with us after all.”
Before you had a moment to realize the meaning of his words you feel yourself being pulled forward and suddenly you are in a dark gray abyss filled with large chunky blocks. You look around realizing it is just you, naked, aside from your small kimono that you pull over your shoulders for comfort. You are standing there alone, all by yourself, with no idea where you are or how you got there.
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Masterlist
Coming Soon:
Part 2: The New Master
Part 3: The Uchiha Slut
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junk-heart · 9 months ago
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Nrt fandom, I'm here to feed you some Akatsuki band au ideas
(let's be honest, I got inspired by that one fic where Kakuzu organises a b-day party for Fuu, thank you author :")
In my version majority of them are ex classical music neeerds, and now most of them play in an alternative band (probably rock or metal? idk, I'm more of a belief they'd play many genres)
Anyways :
Hidan lead guitar (self thought)
Konan viola->vocals or a support guitar (in school for opera singing, but switches with Itachi during gigs)
Yahiko double bass -> bass guitar
Nagato cello -> song writer
Sasori organs -> music theory (not in the band, but hangs out with the members)
Dei percussion (mostly drums, self thought too)
Itachi violin -> support guitar/backing vocals
Kisame classical guitar -> guitar
Orochi was an ex frontman, they got kicked out
Toby is the only fan they have, never shows his face (is actually a famous idol or something??)
Zetsu is there to watch over him, clearly unenthusiastic about the band, says he's the number 2 fan
More in another post
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casgirl · 6 days ago
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I know it’s fun to make modern au where the akatsuki are like delinquents or in a punk band but like if we actually look at like pain’s plans and goals it would make more sense for them to be like an unethical tech startup.
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waffliesinyoface · 6 months ago
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AKATSUKI RANKED: Which of the Akatsuki Members would be most likely to shop at Hot Topic? (Modern AU, obviously)
Sasori: no. He is insulted you would ever even suggest that. He has standards.
Deidara: He shoplifts from them. Specifically.
Itachi: Occasionally goes inside but never finds anything he would actually wear, to his immense dissatisfaction.
Kisame: No? Isn't that a store for teenagers? Isn't that why itachi shops there?
Konan: Unfortunately, yes. Because she has an employee discount.
Pein: is frequently seen inside Hot Topic and usually behind the counter. But does not actually work there? Or shop there. Unclear what he's actually doing. Occasionally walks up to customers and starts talking to them about anarchist theory, in a weirdly intense way.
Hidan: He exclusively wears old band t-shirts
Kakuzu: Everything is overpriced. No.
Obito: it's a store for teenagers, so as a 27-31 year old man, obviously he still shops there. This is the kind of adult he is. Please understand.
Honorable mention:
Orochimaru: shopped there one (1) time, while kabuto was with him, entirely as a form of psychological warfare.
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queercodedvillains · 9 months ago
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If you can I’d love to hear the outline/tldr of your Claire’s AU because the posts under that tag are always so funny to me
So the claires au tag started because I wanted to collect all my modern au inspo posts in one place. Since it all gravitates around my beloved little terrorist Deidara, and I think he'd do great at a dead end low effort retail job with a bonus perk of bullying giving piercings to tweens and a sick employee discount, the claire's au was born. In hindsight, I wish I had called it the mallrats au, but since the fics came after the tag, we're stuck with the consequences of my choices smh.
It's expanded significantly, to the point that its sooo hard to summarize, but I'm gonna try my best here!!
My general goal is to transcribe everything we know from canon as closely/creatively as I can to a modern/90s setting. Tbh this started because I just was not emotionally prepared to handle canon!akatsuki levels of fucked up war criminals and I just wanted to put them in low stakes shenanigans that keeps the core of their characters without all the murder and angst and action (I hate writing action. Horror is fun and dandy, but spin kicks and explosions and puppets are beyond me for now).
So in the claires au/mallrats cinematic universe, the Akatsuki are just a gang of queers doing your run of the mill criminal activity. Drug dealing, car stealing, chop shopping, gun running, book cooking, you name it. They all ended up kicked out of society for one reason or another, banded together, and became mundane villains of polite society.
For example, Sasori is always depicted as tinkering with his puppets. So I decided that tendency to methodically pull someone apart and back together, that special calculating mindset that it takes to look at a body and come up with twelve different secret weapons to hide in their limbs, would make the perfect fodder for a chop shop mechanic. Stolen cars instead of stolen corpses. He seems like he got the obsessing-over-cars brand of autism and I love him for it. He's weird and reclusive and pretentious and insufferable and genius.
Deidara likes explosives, duh, but guns are so boring imo so I wanted to dig deeper into his love of temporary beauty, and how that meshes perfectly with drugs. They're ephemeral, transient experiences that fade quickly but leave a lasting impact on a person, changing their life, etc. He's also. Super fucking pretentious about it. Don't let him corner you at a party. Sasori might be the chemist but Deidara is the real brains behind the operation, and also the very willing test subject. I see him as a club kid, always on one in the middle of the crowd, and entirely responsible for the Akatsuki's branding. He designed the clouds and the patented pressed pills (we got blue teslas, they got white owls, etc) and also is solely responsible for word of mouth advertising. He's always got a can of spray paint and/or a black business card with nothing but a phone number and a red cloud. He's always bright and loud and shiny and looking for attention in seedy places, always in the middle of the mosh pit or the dance floor or some sketchy back alley or the skate park (skating is kinda like riding a giant flying bird, right?) Either way, everyone wants whatever the fuck he's on.
Together they're a power couple. Absolutely nasty, insufferable to talk to, impossible to be around unless you're just as pretentious as them about their very specific interests AND willing to listen to them bicker endlessly about their arts. Naturally, they only have two friends. Kakuzu and Hidan.
I want to dig into their backstories and relationships later, narratively, but the barest bones of it is that Hidan is Deidara's childhood friend and professional pain in the ass. Class clowns in detention together, bullying the local nerds, weirdo queer kids with serious mental issues from broken homes, a scrappy sort of friendship born out of desperation for someone Like Them etc. I mean Hidan's got a nasty sadomasochistic streak, a propensity for self harm, and an obsession with the occult so don't get me started on him as your local satanic bad influence. Their whole thing could be its own post tbh.
Kakuzu and Sasori are like crotchety old men on the porch. They like to sit in some booth at the club talking shit and looking menacing while Deidara and Hidan are busy 'advertising'. I also see Kakuzu as a bit of a mentor to Sasori, being a bit older and wiser and seeing Sasori get dragged into the Akatsuki after dropping out of med school and being disowned by his grandmother (a whole other post as well) and spiraling into shitty coping mechanisms (alcohol, mostly). Kakuzu smacked some sense into him and got him sobered up because he loves that sad pathetic wet cat of a man they got money to make!!
If and when Sasori and Deidara split up to work, I see them pairing up with Kakuzu and Hidan, respectively. Every artsy twink needs their burly body guard, yknow?
I'm maintaining their age differences to some degree, although pinched closer. At the time Mallrats is set, Deidara is 25, Hidan is 26, Sasori is 32, Kakuzu is 40. Itachi and Kisame are also mid 20s, Konan and Pain and Zetsu and Tobi are in their 30s.
Deidara centric timeline wise (and trying to stick to canon as closely as realistically possible) he gets kicked out of his house for being fruity at 14, ends up couch surfing with Hidan (having 'sleep overs', or sneaking into his room when Hidan's mom said no but didn't care enough think to look under his bed/the closet/that pile of laundry) and when he can't pull that off, staying in the mall til after closing and posting up in there all night. After a while, someone in the Akatsuki notices him kicking rocks in a parking lot and realizes they need some scrappy kid to run a backpack from one end of town to the other without getting noticed. One thing leads to another and he ends up catching Konan's attention. She (30s, forgery and embezzling specialist, dyke and mother of the house) shuffles some papers, gets him his own apartment on the condition that he works for her and the money goes from their business associates to him to her to his landlord.
I have a soft spot for Konan doing this for anyone she can. Queer kids in the 80s and 90s didn't exactly have resources, and she did what she could with what she had, handing them a way to earn their own money and a safe place to live, even if its seedy and illegal. Beats the streets! Most of them were runners for a few years and aged out, she signed their SRO apartments off to them at 18 and they moved on with their lives. There's a whole host of people who only know her as Lady Angel (winknod to canon again) because she did what she could to save em. Deidara just happened to be too good at his job and got pulled higher and higher, until he landed in Sasori's shop.
That's about caught up to what I've gotten so far in Mallrats and The Waiting Room (with so much more to go. My muse is wildly overactive for the amount of time and attention span I got). I got head canons on like all the main characters from Konoha/Suna, all the Akatsuki, and the Sanin. Where they work, how they interact, how their relationships translate to mallrat/clubrat shenanigans, etc.
Every detail Sasori and Deidara falling in love? DUH. But also........... A complete dossier on everyone's kinks? Hidan and Deidara's gay awakening? Sasori's history with Orochimaru? The absolute fuckery that is any of their home life before the Akatsuki? Brazilian Kakuzu? Jashinism in a neopagan satanic context? Kakuzu and Hidan's perfectly vicious relationship? Konan as Lady Angel? Itachi darling son of the police chief working for the mob to spite his homophobic dad? Kisame... well, idk about Kisame, but if you care enough to develop it with me I could be convinced to!! The list goes ON.
I could go into heavier detail about so much more but this is already so long T^T. If you read this far thank u ilysm and I would be so delighted to get into more if you're interested!! The ask box is always open and I am foaming at the mouth over them at the drop of a hat <3
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uchihaxitachi · 1 year ago
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imagine a rockstar au itachi where is a member of a band named akatsuki? interesting?? i think he’d be their guitarist who sometimes sings and people are insane for his voice. the lead singer would be idk?? deidara? the drummer definitely hidan, the pianist can be konan/pein. lead singer can be pein too owo
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