#Kakuhida

[sadphosphorus]

The sheep are terrified, Kakuzu is angry, Hidan is happy. A curtain.

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara and Hidan burst in through the back door, white-faced and trembling*

Sasori: Oh, good God … what’s the matter with you two?? Where are your COATS?!

Deidara, holding his shaking hands under hot water: W-w-was a b-b-bet, D-Danna. To s-see who could l-last longer w-without anything h-heavy on!

Hidan, trying to shove Deidara away from the sink to put his own hands under the water: I w-won, asshole. Y-you got in h-here before m-me!

Deidara: N-no I d-d-didn’t, hm! Y-y-you —

Sasori: Both of you stop it this instant! You should be ASHAMED of yourselves! Do you realize that it’s entirely possible to DIE, exposing your bare skin to below-zero temperatures for prolonged periods?? How even old are you both? Must I look after you like CHILDREN?!

Deidara: B-but S-Sasori! It was a b-b-b—

Sasori: START BETTING ON NORMAL THINGS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!

Kakuzu, coming into the room: No need to explain the situation, I heard it all from the living room. I went and drew them a warm bath. They can take one together, seeing as how they’re choosing to act like infants.

Sasori: Thank you, Kakuzu. *goes to Deidara and starts stripping him out of his clothes, while Kakuzu does the same to Hidan*

Hidan: *starts laughing through chattering teeth* T-t-thanks, old man! I j-just won a h-hundred b-bucks off of t-this d-dumbass!

Kakuzu: What?

Deidara, scowling: H-he bet me that if w-we did s-something like this, S-Sasori would j-just lecture and y-yell at us, but K-Kakuzu would d-do something to actually h-help us! 

Sasori:

Sasori: I … was going to help once I was done “yelling”, Deidara. *changes his voice to be soft and gentle* My love, have you no idea how much I care for you? I just —

Kakuzu: You can save it, Sasori. When I walked in here, even I could see it; you were literal seconds away from killing them both, telling the rest of us that they’d died from frostbite, and then taking their bodies to turn into puppets.

Sasori:

Sasori: … that does not prove that I don’t still love Deidara, I just —

Kakuzu: Just make sure your brat pays mine before the end of the day. I’ve decided he’s going to buy us dinner to celebrate one of his stupid decisions being profitable for a change.

Sasori:

[bakapandy]

KakuHida...my problematic faves...

[ezinekihart]

[annas-anya]

pencil sketches

[stmnn]

fav Naruto ship?

well...

Kakairu were originally favorites..I don't draw them much, but I adore them with all my heart. If we talk about others, for example Obito, then this is definitely Obirin, then Obikaka and/or Tobidei will go a little lower. I love Kakayama too. Hashimada. Kakuhida. Kakagui. Ohh.. There's so many good ships... I can't choose..

I love all of them, but i do have favourites like Kakairu, Obirin and Kakuhida

Anbu Kakairu 📸

which one should I draw next time?

[osiojoiou]

All my Naruto fanart because i have a hyperfixation

[mossphorescent]

moar...MOAR

[usuratongaychi]

KakuHida + NSFW below

literally my favorite akatsuki ship omfg

bonus:

mm they would hate-fuck so much

[multifandomnonsense]

[aguz-cm]

Hey Kakuzu! Do the arm thing~MPHH!!

Spicier version below 🥵

[thatsprettylane]

Hidan + Assorted Text Posts

Bonus Kakuhida:

[fg083nrt]

assorted doodles that I forgot to post on here while I was in rest mode

[sanrio-gyal]

The cultural significance of

Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”

the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.

“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.

The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses

The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.

Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”

The Akatsuki cat fics.

Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.

The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.

The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.

The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.

The rock band aus.

The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.

The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.

The Akatsuki forums.

The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.

The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.

Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.

The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.

The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.

The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.

The Akatsuki dress up flash games.

Sigh….what a time to be alive

[doktorventure]

For day 3 of @kakuhidaweek, rain!

[fireflylitsky]

Just some Kakuzu writing his fic. (a.k.a. some silly art I did for @narutofanonshinden)