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Post Aurum Arc

Viridi: Great. Fine. Fantastic.

Viridi: You know what? Actually- New beginnings. I'm done!

Viridi: I get to be wise from seeing what I have and say, "No! I won't be part of this!"

Viridi: I'm going to go back to my Temple and enjoy a nice NAP!

Viridi: 'Cause I deserve it. 'Cause I love myself!

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Chaos Kin Arc: *happens*

Viridi: ...I wish I had let the Aurum kill me. I... would've loved that.

Viridi: Kill me dead! That's all I want, is to have a good death.

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Allow me to welcome to the stage Wingus and Dingus

Palutena, gesturing to the angels

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Palutena @ Pyrrhon: You forgot the first rule of the fanatic-

Palutena: When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy!

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Dark Pit: Teens are very much into the following-

Dark Pit: buLLYING ME ON TUMBLR

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Untitled Goose Game but the goose is Dark Pit: Part 3

Dark Pit: I wanna be the goose you love.

Dark Pit: I'm the real goose.

Dark Pit: I'M REAL.

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Pit: *playing kazoo loudly*

Dark Pit: ...I might just cut his head off.

Viridi: He's an angel, that won't necessarily kill him.

Dark Pit: It'll certainly make playing the kazoo a lot harder!

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No logical decisions, we die like horror movie protagonists.

Pit

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Palutena: You're losing a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?

Pit: Smart, a bit violent, mouthy, shorter than me-

Palutena: I meant bloodtype.

Pit: Oh.

*beat*

Pit: Red?

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Halloween special: Chaos Kin!Pit is basically just Habit from EMH

Observe (note-contains lots of swearing and dirtbaggery):

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'Pit': Now, what did you people use for navigation, traditionally?

Palutena: Uh, maps and shit?

'Pit': Okay, and before maps...?

Palutena: The internet.

'Pit': ...

'Pit': Don't be a cunt.

Palutena: ...The stars.

'Pit': Yes, and what star specifically? *Cuts Palu off before she can talk* Do not say the sun, do NOT say the fucking sun, you know what I'm talking about, the other...

Palutena: The North Star.

'Pit': Yes, the North Star, you little shit.

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Dark Pit: Pit...? You look terrible, what happ-

'Pit': Well, fuck you too! I welcome you into my home, and you sit there and insult me!

Dark Pit: You kidnapped me-

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Palutena: You locked me and the angels away in our own minds for three years!

'Pit': You were not locked in there for three years.

Palutena: You wanna BET?

'Pit': ...Oh my god, you WERE! You guys were in there for three- I forgot about you guys for three years! *laughs*

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'Pit': Y'know, for your stupidity, you don't even get a FUN death!

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'Pit': (re: Hades) I'd say he's a sociopath, but only humans can really be those...

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'Pit': Now, go away. I'm expecting pizza! And I don't plan on sharing. *Shoves Dark Pit out the door*

Dark Pit: Wh- *looks around* No, no, how- *storms back in* How the FUCK do I even get out of here?!

'Pit': ...You're not the pizza guy.

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So this is how Chapter 5 started right

Pit: If someone tried to make an evil clone of me, I just wouldn't let it be evil.

Pit: R.I.P. to Samus and Link but I'm different.

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Well, it WOULD be crazy if I died. Like, I know I say that a lot, but-

Dark Pit

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Pit: You know what? We’re clever too, smartypants!

Viridi: Then what’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Dark Pit: Don’t fall for it, Pit. She’s just making up words.

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"So, Pit, thoughts on the events of 'Uprising'?"

Pit: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.

Pit: But then again, they also met me.

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Untitled Goose Game but the goose is Dark Pit: Part 2

Dark Pit: Do you have the gall to punch a goose in the face?

Dark Pit: Fight me Pit-stain.

Dark Pit: DO IT PIT-STAIN.

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Dark Pit: I don't know if I believe it's haunted-

Pit: It's a demon.

Dark Pit: That's fine.

Pit: It's killed people.

Dark Pit: -Wait, really?! Like, with a knife, or-

Pit: Man, I sure hope not.

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Untitled Goose Game but the goose is Dark Pit

Dark Pit: Turn your back to me, coward. You won't like what happens.

Dark Pit: It's all fun and games 'til the goose starts fidgeting!

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Chapter 21

Viridi, to Pit: Hey, c'mon! Buck up! You're undefeated!

Dark Pit: Everyone's undefeated until they aren't.

Viridi: Oh, that's true... Oh no.