#(ft. Palu as Vinnie)

[totallycorrectkidicarusquotes]

Halloween special: Chaos Kin!Pit is basically just Habit from EMH

Observe (note-contains lots of swearing and dirtbaggery):

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'Pit': Now, what did you people use for navigation, traditionally?

Palutena: Uh, maps and shit?

'Pit': Okay, and before maps...?

Palutena: The internet.

'Pit': ...

'Pit': Don't be a cunt.

Palutena: ...The stars.

'Pit': Yes, and what star specifically? *Cuts Palu off before she can talk* Do not say the sun, do NOT say the fucking sun, you know what I'm talking about, the other...

Palutena: The North Star.

'Pit': Yes, the North Star, you little shit.

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Dark Pit: Pit...? You look terrible, what happ-

'Pit': Well, fuck you too! I welcome you into my home, and you sit there and insult me!

Dark Pit: You kidnapped me-

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Palutena: You locked me and the angels away in our own minds for three years!

'Pit': You were not locked in there for three years.

Palutena: You wanna BET?

'Pit': ...Oh my god, you WERE! You guys were in there for three- I forgot about you guys for three years! *laughs*

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'Pit': Y'know, for your stupidity, you don't even get a FUN death!

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'Pit': (re: Hades) I'd say he's a sociopath, but only humans can really be those...

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'Pit': Now, go away. I'm expecting pizza! And I don't plan on sharing. *Shoves Dark Pit out the door*

Dark Pit: Wh- *looks around* No, no, how- *storms back in* How the FUCK do I even get out of here?!

'Pit': ...You're not the pizza guy.