#ahs incorrect quotes

[booboodaddy69]

my AHS Original Characters from each season (1-5)

I designed these when I was 13. I’m now 17, my opinions haven’t changed however i’m shocked as to how a 13 year old came up with these stuff, and why a 13 year old adored AHS in the first place💀 I’m still not legal age to watch the damn show either, but it feels like a lifetime

Murder House: Brandon (Likeable)

Brandon is another ghost that dwells in the Murder House. He was originally Tate’s only friend but Tate ‘accidentally’ killed him when he was 14. (Around 1995) Brandon’s an art lover and often commented on the decor inside the house. He has, dark red hair and wears black a lot, his favourite band is Depeche Mode, he attended Westfield High.

Asylum: George (Loveable)

George is one of the male inmates in the Asylum, who faked his entry by convincing a doctor to give him a psychiatric prescription for psychosis. He doesn’t actually believe that they are all insane but believe everyone was driven to insanity from the conditions inside Briarcliff, whilst he is there, he secretly evaluates everyone, including himself. He fonds a fake friendship with Jude. He has black straight hair and a stumbled beard.

Coven: Alyssa (Unlikeable)

Alyssa is a 17 year old witch who falls in love with Madison and eventually, gets killed by Zoe because of it. She is the only witch in the coven who has tattoos and eventually it’s revealed that she was working alongside the warlocks, she is forced to be burnt at the stake but because of Zoe’s love for Madison, she finishes her off herself. Nan heard Alyssa’s thoughts whenever she was around Madison, telling Zoe. She has orange ginger hair.

Freak Show: Rosa (Likeable)

Rosa is a Spanish one-armed hypnotist who attempted to kill Dandy after she found out about his murder spree, she misses, unfortunately Dandy kills her. Rosa is looked at like a guardian to the freaks, like Ethel and Paul. She finds out about Stanley and Maggie’s intentions and warns Elsa’s about it. She has black curly hair

Hotel: Morgan (Loveable)

Morgan is a ghost inside the Hotel, but an actual nice one. He is British around 22 years old, he died in 1994 after a school trip to the Cortez and got sliced by James, he had the option to be killed by the Countess but didn’t want to kill anyone, he warns guests about the hotel. He has brown hair and a beard.

[beastsovrevelation]

Mallory, drunk: *cries in the corner*

Michael: my dear, what's wrong?!

Mallory: I wouldn't have enough hands!

Michael: what?..

Mallory: if you really had seven heads, I wouldn't have enough hands!

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[bisasterbuckley]

911 as text posts 21/?

[wish-i-was-milena]

Eloise: since when do you care about Penelope Featherington? 🤨

literally Polin at every ball:

[casupremacy]

the word 'daddy' has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit

— dean, probably

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: How did you manage to pull a muscle in your neck, back, and leg?

Anthony: No idea.

Hyacinth: He was trying to roundhouse kick a bee.

[rayssion]

Jason: Percy, you're in charge while I'm away.

Percy: alright, I'm your man.

Jason: don't do anything stupid.

Percy: I'm kinda your man.

Jason: please, keep Nico and Leo from bullying Frank.

Percy: .... you need another man.

[cod-dump]

Price: Turncoat piece of shit Graves! One opportunity to get him back--ooh, just one!

Nik: I could arrange something.

Price: ... yeah?

Nik: Do you want him begging for his life or for something else?

Price: His--wait, what's the something else?

Nik: Um... well... relief?

Price: Oh my god--NIK!

Nik: What? Either way, he is on his knees and begging--

Price: STOP MAKING IT SOUND APPEALING!

[brian-kinney-apologist]

do you guys think this is how this scene played out the day before daniel showed up in dubai??

[depression-pie]

Twink death is real and it’s coming for your human Bills‼️

Based on a really stupid conversation I had with @b--bam and @tesscourtes on the Dimensional Dreams server (also @thatonebipotato’s Bill is there because I needed a third to put on the motorcycle)

Also bonus sequel with @beccadrawsstuff’s Bill!!! I’m collecting Bills like Pokémon

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Darlin: you were scared of Milo Greer?!

Sam: of course I was! look at him. He looks like a mafia brute!

Darlin: let me see if I get this right you were scared of Milo “didn’t drink Faygo red pop till he was 17 cause I successfully convinced him it was goats blood” Greer?

[mynxk]

Wylan: Uneventful.

Kaz: What?

Wylan: What?

Kaz: I asked if you were close with your father and you sat there in silence for five minutes and then just said ‘uneventful’.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: What are we?

Regulus: I’m literally pining you underneath me with my wand against your neck right now, Potter

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Gideon, at Twig: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Kremy: No, we are mad.

Gideon: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Kremy: No, we’re not!

Gideon: I am not a mind reader, Kremy!