#ahs incorrect quotes

[dreamypqulson]

cordelia: if you think you can get anything you want just by looking at me with those big blue eyes—

misty: *looks up at her*

cordelia: —then you’re absolutely right

[beastsovrevelation]

Mallory, drunk: *cries in the corner*

Michael: my dear, what's wrong?!

Mallory: I wouldn't have enough hands!

Michael: what?..

Mallory: if you really had seven heads, I wouldn't have enough hands!

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[bisasterbuckley]

911 as text posts 21/?

[wish-i-was-milena]

Eloise: since when do you care about Penelope Featherington? 🤨

literally Polin at every ball:

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Wednesday: am I going too far?

Enid: no no, you went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison

[casupremacy]

the word 'daddy' has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit

— dean, probably

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: How did you manage to pull a muscle in your neck, back, and leg?

Anthony: No idea.

Hyacinth: He was trying to roundhouse kick a bee.

[rayssion]

Jason: Percy, you're in charge while I'm away.

Percy: alright, I'm your man.

Jason: don't do anything stupid.

Percy: I'm kinda your man.

Jason: please, keep Nico and Leo from bullying Frank.

Percy: .... you need another man.

[cod-dump]

Price: Why are you holed up in your quarters?

Graves, sitting on the floor, staring blankly: No Reason.

Price:

Price: Nik picked you up without any effort at all, and now you don't know how to process how turned on it got you, is that it?

Graves: what the FUCK

Price: What?

Graves: HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT IN TWO SECONDS???

Price: Oh, I saw it happen. It was funny. And it happened to me about 10 years ago.

[dreamypqulson]

zoe: how was the honeymoon?

cordelia: misty got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire…she said, “good luck returning me without the receipt”

misty: *smiling proudly*

[depression-pie]

Twink death is real and it’s coming for your human Bills‼️

Based on a really stupid conversation I had with @b--bam and @tesscourtes on the Dimensional Dreams server (also @thatonebipotato’s Bill is there because I needed a third to put on the motorcycle)

Also bonus sequel with @beccadrawsstuff’s Bill!!! I’m collecting Bills like Pokémon

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Darlin: you were scared of Milo Greer?!

Sam: of course I was! look at him. He looks like a mafia brute!

Darlin: let me see if I get this right you were scared of Milo “didn’t drink Faygo red pop till he was 17 cause I successfully convinced him it was goats blood” Greer?

[mynxk]

Wylan: Uneventful.

Kaz: What?

Wylan: What?

Kaz: I asked if you were close with your father and you sat there in silence for five minutes and then just said ‘uneventful’.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: What are we?

Regulus: I’m literally pining you underneath me with my wand against your neck right now, Potter