#incorrect jercy quotes

[sodamnbored]

Percy, writing his college entry essay: Guys, what’s the difference between further and farther?

Annabeth: Further is for physical distance, farther is for metaphorical distance.

Jason: And father is for emotional distance.

Percy: Dude, who hurt you?

Jason: My father, weren’t you listening?

[rayssion]

Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Jason: it’s not gay if I wanna date Percy, but like as bros, right?

Frank: i’m not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay

Nico, eating McDonald’s in the background: i’m an expert. that’s gay.

inspired by this post

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Jason: Yes I was born with two hands, but do you really think I could hold it all together?

Percy: Wh-what happened?

Jason, on the verge of tears: I burned my mouth on a Hot Pocket

Percy, patting Jason's shoulder: Happens to only the bravest of us, buddy

[imaginejercy]

Jason: Yes.. Percy Jackson's husband speaking... Yes... My wife is currently asleep on my lap and he doesn't want to be disturbed by any gods or quests so goodbye. *Ends call*

[nofingjustaninchident]

Leo: let’s play truth or dare

Percy: okay

Percy: truth

Leo: have you ever kissed Jason?

Percy: dare

Leo: kiss Jason

Percy: never have i ever

Leo: never have i ever kissed jason

Percy: I- I don’t wanna play anymore

[fayvpor]

*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

[ssavinggrace]

jason: hey percy, want to see me do an impression of my mom?

percy: sure!

jason: *dies*

[arwaisherenow]

Happy Birthday Jason Grace ❤️

Jason and Perseus starting a new page of relationship after the sacrifice of their little friend to defeat Mother Earth, Gaea. This drawing is inspired from @velinxi PJO Young Gods AU

[poppitron360]

More PJO as B99 because reasons:

Annabeth:

Frank in the Stables Scene trying not to freak out:

Percy being perfect Percy:

Percy: “On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”

Jason:

🎵Oh golly, the road’s gettin’ bumpy ‘cuz I got me some friends who just can’t get along… 🎵

Clarisse:

*Solangelo is canon*

*Caleo is canon*

How Apollo “defeats” monsters

Pt.1

[the-great-knight-gay]

How I would imagine a Jercy kiss would be

Jason: Bro- Percy: No, no, hold up, rewind. Percy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.

Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?

Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.

Percy: *looking at him expectantly*

Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.

[rayssion]

Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.

Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...

Jason: you lost him, didn't you?

Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.

Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–

Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.

Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.

Percy: slowly slides the doors open.

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Percy: It’s times like this I wish I listened to what Chiron told me

Jason: Why what did he tell you

Percy: I don’t know I didn’t listen

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Jason: What's up, my dudes?

Percy *chokes on his blue milk*: What are you doing here?! You're dead! We know you're dead

Jason:

Jason: Death is a social construct, babe

[imaginejercy]

Jason: While I was at my peak wolfishness, I developed another bad habit.

Percy: Meaning...?

Jason: Apparently, I started burying things. Other people's things.

Percy: You didn't bury MY things, did you?