#incorrect jercy quotes

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.

Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?

Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.

Percy: *looking at him expectantly*

Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.

[rayssion]

Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Jason: it’s not gay if I wanna date Percy, but like as bros, right?

Frank: i’m not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay

Nico, eating McDonald’s in the background: i’m an expert. that’s gay.

inspired by this post

[imaginejercy]

Jason: Yes.. Percy Jackson's husband speaking... Yes... My wife is currently asleep on my lap and he doesn't want to be disturbed by any gods or quests so goodbye. *Ends call*

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Jason: Yes I was born with two hands, but do you really think I could hold it all together?

Percy: Wh-what happened?

Jason, on the verge of tears: I burned my mouth on a Hot Pocket

Percy, patting Jason's shoulder: Happens to only the bravest of us, buddy

[nofingjustaninchident]

Leo: let’s play truth or dare

Percy: okay

Percy: truth

Leo: have you ever kissed Jason?

Percy: dare

Leo: kiss Jason

Percy: never have i ever

Leo: never have i ever kissed jason

Percy: I- I don’t wanna play anymore

[ssavinggrace]

jason: hey percy, want to see me do an impression of my mom?

percy: sure!

jason: *dies*

[fayvpor]

*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

[arwaisherenow]

Happy Birthday Jason Grace ❤️

Jason and Perseus starting a new page of relationship after the sacrifice of their little friend to defeat Mother Earth, Gaea. This drawing is inspired from @velinxi PJO Young Gods AU

[poppitron360]

More PJO as B99 because reasons:

Annabeth:

Frank in the Stables Scene trying not to freak out:

Percy being perfect Percy:

Percy: “On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”

Jason:

🎵Oh golly, the road’s gettin’ bumpy ‘cuz I got me some friends who just can’t get along… 🎵

Clarisse:

*Solangelo is canon*

*Caleo is canon*

How Apollo “defeats” monsters

Pt.1

[the-great-knight-gay]

How I would imagine a Jercy kiss would be

Jason: Bro- Percy: No, no, hold up, rewind. Percy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

[sodamnbored]

Percy: I just don’t get it. Who would ever try to eat a stapler of all things?

Jason, mildly defensive: I really don’t think it’s that strange. Staplers are one of the most likely stationery items to try and eat I think.

Nico, amused: How’d you figure?

Jason: Well, first there’s paper, obviously -

Leo, nodding: Obviously.

Jason: That’s got to be the easiest to physically eat. It’s just not very good, goes all mulchy, you know?

Percy, pinching his nose: So what I’m hearing is, you’ve eaten your fair share of paper too?

Jason, ignoring him: Then you’ve got erasers. I think that’s the most obvious choice right? Who hasn’t thought about chewing through one of those bad boys? Got to be the one a kid would go for first right? It’s got give, it’s chewy, you can physically get through it with a little commitment.

Nico, still laughing: Did you used to confuse your pencil case with your lunch box at school or something?

Jason, on a roll now: And obviously you wouldn’t eat scissors -

Leo snorting, playing along: Heavens no. What do you take me for?

Jason, nodding: Right, because they’d be too hard. No kid is gonna be able to actually bite into it, and they’re too obviously stabby! And pencils, well they’re good for the first chew but then just taste like sawdust which is gross.

Jason, emphatically: But a stapler - that’s got give! So you can gnaw on it a bit just like a rubber.

Jason, sagely: But of course, when it gets pushed in, that’s when the staple gets you. It’s the snack that bites back.

Percy, throwing his hands up: It’s not a snack!

[rayssion]

Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.

Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...

Jason: you lost him, didn't you?

Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.

Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–

Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.

Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.

Percy: slowly slides the doors open.

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Percy: It’s times like this I wish I listened to what Chiron told me

Jason: Why what did he tell you

Percy: I don’t know I didn’t listen

[imaginejercy]

A recently married Percy about Jason and his glasses: Wedding vows should be updated to include, "Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find something & it’s right in front of his face?"

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Jason: What's up, my dudes?

Percy *chokes on his blue milk*: What are you doing here?! You're dead! We know you're dead

Jason:

Jason: Death is a social construct, babe