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...Did some adaptation make Jonathan landlord?
#jonathan harker#dracula daily#dracula#cause i saw two people saying something about dracula improsoning landlord and i'm confused#like is it some confusion with adaptation or they think real estate agent is landlord
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rental flats be like:
have a leaky sink and have everything stink of damp (it already does anyway but now it's even *better*, more fragrant and delectable, if you will) - cupboard door that was always wonky and the letting agency didn't want to deal with comes off one (1) hinge - a plumber fixes the leaky sink (after a second visit. after 2+ weeks of dripping that we know of) - the cupboard door falls off the second (2) hinge in the process - the front door locking mechanism dies as the plumber is on his way out so the door doesn't actually lock up - die
#and yet you have to be greatful you have a roof over your head#and I think we're even doing well because our letting agent is lovely and was quite fast with other issues we had in the past but it's like#landlords should not be able to rent out a flat that is falling apart#and people should not have to be grateful to be able to live there#sick and tired!!#other
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banging my head against the fuckin g wall
#why is housing stuff soooo stressful#asked 3 dif people their opinions on the liability portion of a lease for a new place and they all have v different opinions#my insurance agent says it’s fine#family member who’s a lawyer is like hmm some of this is a little too broad#family friend who is in real estate is like THIS IS AWFUL TERRIBLE NO GOOD#i wanna SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!#asking the landlord for a second time to change the language praying she doesn’t just rent the property to someone else#kaiposting
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i'm actually waiting for the landgraab +zest townie update
#tbd#like did they do anything with the for rent landlord gameplay with nancy?#is geoffrey going to work as a doctor like he used to do in ts3 or will he remain in the secret agent career#and will malcolm have a change of heart and be a saint instead of evil? like he was in ts3? i actually don't mind evil malcolm#he is in my hc a mix of draco from hp and jeoffrey from got#also how is johnny zest going to be related to the landgraabs?#and how bout dudley and mimi from the gallery?#i have so many questions
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My real estate rental agent called and now I'm stressing because he didn't leave a text or a voicemail and I'm worried what I might have done wrong or that I'm going to be asked to give access inside the house or any number of things and I hate how stressed and scared I am about this.
I'm gonna have a shower and put on clothes and get into my strong empowered professional woman mindset (nevermind that I don't actually have a job right now) and call him back and deal with whatever it is.
But the little side of me, the broken side of me, just wants to stay curled up in a little ball in bed.
With the housing crisis I can't afford to make any agent or landlord unhappy with me. I live in constant fear of being turfed out and unable to find cheap rental and forced to live in my car.
I specifically bought a Subaru Forester because I like how spacious it is in the back, you could live in it if you became homeless, at least for a bit. And I think that is a damning statement about what it's like being a single woman who rents in Australia, or in many other countries actually, right now. Remember I have my child to think of too.
Anyway. Breathe. He can't kick me out straight away without warning. He probably just wants to confirm getting a tree guy in to remove the dead tree that has been lying on my balcony since the storms around Christmas last year.
#personal#journal entry#anxiety#anxiety disorder#panic disorder#agoraphobia#real estate agent#renting#landlords#rental crisis#housing crisis#risk of homelessness#omg that pixel house banner is frikkin adorable i need to find the source for it i did get it from tumblr though so its out there somewhere#mothwood forest#adhd#actually adhd#was just thinking why am i so crap at life#im not crap i have adhd#executive dysfunction#my executives are dysfunctioning
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the stupid fucking apartment complex i lived in in florida has once again broken the bounds of my expectations for its leasing staff's stupidity. it's so bad that people from other countries are now having to tell them off
#speak friend and enter#>be me#>work with a buyers agent in ireland to find a place#>find a place#>hell_yeah.jpg#>ask former landlord for a reference#>'you have to send us a signed letter verifying you want to be able to access your records'#>mfw#>i send the letter and cc my realtor#>'yeah so we can't actually write you a reference because we don't have a form for that. write one for us and we'll fill it out'#>realtor responds#>'can you all please get on with it so jaime can rent this place'#>they have not yet gotten on with it
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Real estate agents across the country right now
#realestate#realestateagent#realestateadvice#real estate attorney#real estate app development#real estate agency near me#real estate agency in kolkata#real estate agency in dubai#real estate#real estate agent#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#landlords are the worst#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#funny memes#dank memes#best memes#relatable memes#memes#meme#dankest memes#dank humor#dank memage#landlords#class war
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my stupid brothers were made to create cleaning agent firecrackers and beat the shit out of each other forever they should have never grown up
#♥︎#the youngest went from being head of the lambily to being a real estate agent#another is a landlord#and the oldest went to prison after having and losing twins who are the face of gymcels now
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I cant tell if I want to call neo agent 3 just “Neo” cause it’s a name or go “Threeo” cause its funny
#azure’s bullshit#splatoon 3#neo agent 3#agent 3#agent 3 neo#new agent 3#new agent three#neo agent three#I call smallfry just smallfry cause i shall ignore NOA’s nonsense#im sorry bitches who added the narwhal landlord you dont get opinions anymore#yall single-handedly obliterated the communities understanding of the game lore#no actual hate but im bitter ok >:T
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lying through my teeth voice haha yeah all my blorbos are completely normal !
decided to finally throw together an actual pfp !! with all the faves !!! <33
#vulgora#valdemar#rvb gene#tom nook#francis button#gabriel montoya#agent south dakota#this lineup is everything to me. two ancient demons. a terrorist. a landlord. a parricide committer. an assassin + a murderous supersoldier
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Due to global increases in energy costs related to heating residences, going forward Santa will be putting coal in the stockings of all adults on the Good List.
Those on the Naughty List will receive a copy of the upcoming NYT bestseller “Everyone Else Can Afford It, Why Can’t You?”, a 35-hour audiobook, customized with a list of all their very specific psychological issues, which will start a separate uninterruptible autoplay, that only they can hear, every time they click a link .
#Please be patient while the Naughty list is revised#The following categories will be added as NL criteria:#Landlords#Real Estate Agents#Capitalists#Rich Bastards With Multiple Empty Residences#Real Estate Developers#Almost all politicians#…
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The 5 things I wish I knew before becoming a Landlord for the First Time
Becoming a landlord can be a great opportunity for you, but it can also be very challenging. In this video, I'm sharing with you the 5 things I wish I knew before getting started.
These are the 5 things I wish I had known before becoming a landlord, and why learning these NOW can make you a better real estate investor in the long run. Enjoy!
This content is for educational and entertainment purposes only. Georgia does not provide tax or investment advice. The information is being presented without consideration of the investment objectives, risk tolerance, or financial circumstances of any specific investor and might not be suitable for all investors. Past performance is not indicative of future results. All investing involves risk, including the possible loss of principal.
#The 5 Things I wish I knew before becoming a Landlord#real estate investing#real estate#real estate investing for beginners#landlord#landlord tips#investing in real estate#rental property#how to be a landlord#rental property investing#real estate investing with no money#real estate agent#how to invest in real estate#landlording 101#investing#first rental property#house hacking#biggerpockets#bigger pockets#becoming a landlord#landlord tips and tricks#rentals#Youtube
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ive had a shit week ok and also like i need to pay eastlink but the site is down. i need an installment system on my fine but they wont just give u one they have to get you to upload all your income info first and i cant deal with that. i go ok ill buy that wifi extender ive been meaning to buy and the jaycar website is down. i go to play ffxiv and theres an update, of course i forgot i havent played in 3 months of course there is an update. and itll take over an hour to download.
i still havent got a full nights sleep in my new house. i slept til 12:30 today to try and catch up on sleep (i usually wake up at like 730 on the weekend)
anyway these are just the small things i wanted to vent about lol bigger things happened and im just o|-<
#a student walked into my class and started beating up another student so that really kicked my week off#ive been teaching 2 vce classes im not ready for#and just generally Not Feeling Great about teaching right now#oh and the real estate agents got back to me and they wont fix the things i requested bc there not bound by law to fix those things#my fucking bad for wanting to live in a nice house :)#anyway i hate them so much that now i dont even want to garden anymore bc i dont want the landlord to benefit from MY gardening#as u can tell i have a lot of pent up stuff i did not mean to type this much#thoughts live stream
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At this point it's looking like my options are a) a literal fucking miracle happens and I find an affordable place at the last moment or b) have to fucking. Beg my parents to let me defer another year and hope my dad isn't too sick of me to allow it.
#chronic illness and having no money are a literal fucking circle and i want to throw myself into the sun man#i am so fucking tired of speaking to landlords and estate agents.#comparing the rent costs this year to what they were last year is just. god its fucking insane#'inflation' 'demands of the market' im going to scream#personal
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#wh. um. fuck.#dad's told me about my nan's will#and uh.#the money goes first to my grandad's looking after obviously#but um once he's not around (in a year or two dad says‚ with his alzheimers)#then it's split between the family in percentages ive forgotten - including my mum‚ which is lovely#but basically in two/three years. i could have enough money to buy my own place.#ive no idea what my credit rating looks like in the least but i guess i have that amount of time to find out and sort it out#i imagine it's not very good - i don't have a credit card or anything like that but i haven't used my overdraft since i was at uni#but dad says i could get 60 grand! so if i buy somewhere with 60k up front and the rest as mortgage? right?#i have no clue whatsoever how to do all that stuff or even like how much furniture costs or how to choose a mattress or anything#ive never had anything like that new#so um. yeah. that's. something#i don't know what to do with it or anything. but it's a thing.#for now i need to go back and find a flat my own cs ive got like 6 weeks now to move from this place#and i have to ring the estate agent landlord people to find out if i can just move upstairs or what. cs that'd be my first choice honestly#but um. my brains gone to mush#i knew my grandparents were well-off but i didn't know it was by that much#or that id get such a high percentage - tho that's half what my dad's getting so i guess that makes sense#he says he's gonna buy a boat and go to south america#which sounds bonkers honestly like he's not a sailor whatsoever#but i guess he's a lot more sensible now he's been sober a year than he ever was when i was a kid
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Going insane trying to figure out what Percy’s occupation is
#I’ve been calling him a landlord but he is NOT that#like. the whole thing is that he owns various shop fronts and puts them up for lease#and he’s always doing paperwork around that and negotiating the leases. so he also works as a listing agent?#but idk what to call the main occupation#he’s not a landlord he’s normal 😭 but idk what else to call him
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