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do you ever feel. like a flattened redbull can. floating down a flooded drive thoeugh. wanting to start again
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actually it’s so funny to me that I explained satosugu to my coworker who never picked up on it and it took 3 hours to convince him but then he went home and went on reddit to see if other people thought they were gay and… yeah
#he was amazed that like most ppl in the fandom think they’re gay#also not this man trying to be like ‘ppl can just be friends’ to me the only asexual person he’s ever met#like I know that dipshit I’ve just decided they’re in love along with thousands of other ppl u don’t get it#like objectively it’s so fucking funny#everyday I have to go to my full time job and complete my second full time job: explaining gay culture to this man#adventures in capitalism#satosugu#jjk
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My GPS just took me on the most bullshit wild goose chase pin in the wrong fucking location trip ever just wasted like two fucking hours and I’m very fed up with work already for the day. Love that for me.
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You know how in the original game, they used the PHS to communicate and switch out party members? Well, I know that canonically Vincent doesn't have a phone, but what if he did?
#cloud strife#vincent valentine#yuffie kisaragi#ff7 rebirth#final fantasy 7 rebirth#ff7#final fantasy 7#vincent: “shinra's latest and greatest technology”#yuffie: “not so latest and not so greatest anymore”#that thing still works too#yuffie spends the rest of the adventure trying to get rid of it#it lasts until they defeat sephiroth when yuffie yeets it into the lake at the capital of the ancients
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me hearing my friends lament that they can't play older games on newer consoles because they're not remade or rereleased yet and may never be brought back:
#I've been making this joke repeatedly but i can't help it this screenshot is too good#genshin impact#spark's genshin adventures#spark talks about nothing of relevance#now that's what i call shitposting#emulation#emulating games#i studied games preservation in my last year of uni so i can make this joke :)#it's always morally correct to preserve works that are being restricted for capitalism
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ok. Well. i've always liked to think Prismo literally just wrote "COME BACK" at first and then wrote the rest so it wouldn't sound too desperate
#adventure time#fionna and cake#prismo#also cute lil detail he mixes up capitalized letters that's so cool bb
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The cloaca also doubles as founder's wake's premier gay bar. they neglect to mention this in the podcast because it's just so obvious
#you cant tell me uncle joshy wouldnt capitalize on this market#the adventure zone#taz ethersea#devo’s devotionals#this train of thought has led to me repeating 'bear night at the cloaca' over and over in my head
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Siobhan has figured out every Brennan campaign ever
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It's pathetic that people these days still think that superheros in media are dying.
But honestly, they just be cynical and rather focus bashing on stinkers like Madame Web, listening to grifters and revolutionizing any bad superhero film and say a stupid hot take and than give films Blue Beatle, The Marvels, any great and fun film an chance.
Echo and Peacemaker was good and I can't wait for new shows like Agatha, Penguin, Ironheart or any projects whether MCU or DC.
But I think people should give superhero cartoons a chance.
What if brought a endless possibilities to the MCU, bringing it's familiar characters in whole new perspective and gives a lot for the audience to explore the multiverse and wanting more.
Invincible is a show I did not expect, both gruesome and captivating pretty similar to a another Amazon show, The Boys.
But it wonderfully shows the ups and downs of a superhero, making it's welcome in the list of your shows that must be watched for the experience.
Also no surprise since it's based off a comic book created by the people who also made The Walking Dead.
My Adventures with Superman introduced a new version of Superman's world that actually feels bright and hopeful unlike the Zack Snyder films that try to bring but forgotten in the last minute.
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur bring the titular characters in the spotlight, paving the way for a new black superhero with amazing diversity, colorful animation and character design and an addicting soundtrack like Black Panther and the Spider-verse films.
X-Men 97 is holy grail of all revivals and the one that beats the original. Back on my X-Men 97 review, I said that I haven't grow up on the original and due that I was born in 2002 but I started watching the original lately because of this show.
It's one of the best and refreshing marvel shows I ever watched, it felt like anything from the show has never left, but with an better style and unique writing that the writers should definitely be a part of the MCU's version.
I just love how we are introduce to a new era of animated superhero shows, with astonishing performances, amazing writing and peak designs.
Growing up from shows like Static Shock, Teen Titans, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Fantastic Four: Wgh and Spectacular Spiderman.
I was in for these shows when they got announced and hoped to see more shows like this in the future.
I hope you should give these shows a chance because animation is the backbone for superhero shows and media in general in my opinion.
#x men 97#moon girl and devil dinosaur#Invincible#my adventures with superman#marvel what if#marvel mcu#mgadd#Maws#maws season 2#mgadd season 2#what if season 2#invincible season 2#give these shows a chance!#They are so good!#capitalism sux#essay writing#Peak shows without a doubt!
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ᴇᴇʀɪᴇ, ɪɴᴅɪᴀɴᴀ [01.18] : Zombies in P.J.'s
#black friday#eerie indiana#tv shows#tv series#tv clips#tvarchive#tvsource#scifi#fantasy#adventure#sci fi and fantasy#mystery#90s#90s nostalgia#dailyflicks#dailytvsource#film#filmsource#omri katz#marshall teller#justin shenkarow#simon holmes#tv quotes#black friday shopping#capitalism#consumerism#meme#funny#funny memes#funny quotes
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merlin au where merlin keeps excalibur and returns to camelot to serve under gwen as court sorcerer after she repeals the ban. merlin remains for years, unaging, even as gwen dons wrinkle after wrinkle and spouts grey hair after grey hair. eventually, gwen passes without an heir and since merlin holds arthur’s sigil, he ascends the throne and leads camelot for years. eventually invaders come and slaughter the people and burn the fields etc etc and merlin goes out to fight. he fights like a demon, which is what they call him with his unnatural abilities and golden eyes, and merlin chases them from his kingdom - only, they slaughtered everyone within the citadel. there is no camelot, not anymore, not without her people. merlin should’ve seen this coming as her one true ruler has been and will always be arthur. he waves a hand and puts out the fires and restores the buildings to their once gleaming glory then takes excalibur into the center and drives it into the stone. with the force and power behind it, merlin raises the earth around the kingdom and buries it away from further invasions.
he leaves the kingdom hidden beneath the earth and travels up to the surface to explore just how far the continent spreads. then theres new continents across the ocean and he explores those as well. he watches as the world expands and grows and learns and advances but humans go too far and begin to destroy the world and create weapons of mass destruction and threaten each other with war. merlin assumes arthur will come back considering the destruction of practically everything but he doesn’t. tensions rise and snap and in the blink of an eye, humanity is chased back to their caves. with the loss of technology and modern ideas, humans revert back to their roots and connect with the elements which means they reconnect with magic. it takes another few thousand years for these humans to achieve the level of civilization merlin grew up in his first few decades of life.
different tribes are settled across the land but, thats the thing, over the course of the last few millennia (lets pretend land moves super quick plsplsplsplspls) the separate continents have collided with one another and practically the entire mass could be considered albion. he’s not even sure where the original land resides now. sooo he’s not even sure where camelot resides now. he really should’ve set up some beacon so he could remember but its been thousands upon thousands of years. sue him for his memory being a little foggy. he wanders from tribe to tribe and learns from their new magic while acting as a physician which a lot of them consider him some sort of miracle healer considering his advanced medical knowledge. it’s a win-win tho, he learns new magic and they don’t die. everyone is happy.
then during one such visits to a tribe, he finds a man of twenty summers with a head of golden hair like a crown and sunkissed skin from working outside all day and bright blue eyes that look like the very sky was captured in his gaze. merlin stands for a while and watches him dig around in the dirt, sweat gleaming on his brow, and his muscles rippling as he works. merlin can feel the countless years falling from his shoulders, he feels lighter on his feet, and pure happiness bubbles in him. a grin wide enough to split his face pulls at his lips.
he can’t help himself from stumbling over toward his long lost best friend, his body awkward and gangly with excitement and when he calls out to arthur his voice seems younger than it has in millennia and he vaguely notices that his appearance of wizened old healer melted away to his twenty year old body. arthur looks up with a polite yet confused smile and greets him followed by a question and merlin is faced with the realization that arthur doesn’t know him, doesn’t remember him. merlin manages to keep a thin smile on his face as he reaches out with magic and finds an injury in his knee from years ago that must’ve been bothering him and excuses his use of arthur’s name as someone sending him to find him and help heal the injury.
anyways merlin and arthur become friends and set off on an adventure of gathering the knights of the round table from various tribes/villages and they eventually stumble upon gleaming white stone that merlin belatedly realizes camelot was built with. the knights all take turns tugging at the sword but it doesn’t budge, not until arthur reaches out and tugs as if expecting it to be y’know stuck in stone only it slides out like butter and he knocks the hilt on his forehead and knocks himself out it out. with the sword tugged from the earth, it rumbles and cracks and splits and a hidden kingdom arises from the dirt, gleaming white and shining in the sun. they stare in amazement and awe for a moment before they grow confused and distracted. then arthur turns to merlin and says his name in an all too familiar way and merlin starts sobbing bc arthur is finally back
#group hug and merlin finally has his friends back#btw gwen and morgana grew up in the same village/tribe as arthur and are with them on their adventures#i just didnt know how to pull that in lol#ik pangea proxima would take like 250 million years to form but lets overlook that#unless you want extra angst of merlin being alone for millions of years#but that seems a bit much even for me lol#arthur is crowned king and since there was no purge there was no hatred or fear of magic users#AND since camelot was the first kingdom as everyone else was still in their tribe/village stage#camelot just became like world capital :)#hey if alien planets can have one government so can earth#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#knights of the round table#morgana le fay#morgana pendragon#gwen#guinevere#i also left it vague for any ship to be established#but in my heart merthur are finally together just as mergwencelot are together#fanfiction#fanfic#fic idea#prompt
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tbh working fast food is an experience incomparable to any other. you’ll be hardly 19 and your favorite guy to work with will be a jacked 6’4” dude with a wife and children who says “i gotta skibidi skedaddle” every time he clocks out
#max originals#irl stories#adventures in capitalism#opened with this guy again today he’s genuinely awesome
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"My idiot cis coworkers are talking about how annoying gender minorities are about their pronouns" mood board
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fatt shoutout on adventuring academy, fuck yeah
#dropout#dimension 20#adventuring academy#if you enjoy brennan’s The Bad Guy Is Capitalism schtick and friends playing ttrpgs together PLEASE listen to friends at the table#friends at the table
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One great thing about fly fishing is after a while nothing exists in the world but thought of fly fishing
#outdoors#fly fishing#trout#trout fishing#flyfishing#arkansas#fly fishing women#arkansas fly fishing#women fly fishing#tight lines#feetinthewater#fishing adventures#adventure#outdoorlife#the great outdoors#trout capital#troutflies#brook trout#brown trout#rainbow#rainbow trout#fishing
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[sound on]
Grillby’s counter, ep2
A soda..? *sad crackling sound* Well, the customer is king.
[Update once a week on Monday, polls close on Thursday.].
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#undertale#the missing scarf#grillby's counter#TMS event#choose your adventure mini game#grillby's#sans#don't worry he won't hold a grudge#there's no good or bad choice#just consequences *smirk*#just ignore sans speaking in capitals at times#I'm working in a rush haha
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