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lukai and their new handshake @ golden state warriors ☆ 15/12/2024
#luka doncic#kyrie irving#YOU KNOW I HAD TO!#dallas mavericks#nbaedit#nbasource#mavs#7711#adri edits
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Because I'm a Villain...
My interpretation of Luka's POV - Villain Song by Stella Jang
#alien stage#alnst#alnstedit#luka#mizi#ivan#till#sua#anisource#animangahive#usernikiforova#usermica#useraki#user.jo#user.roy#usermoonz#에이스테#edits#gifs#gfx#this took too long that it shouldve#first time doing 8 edits set LOL#pain pain pain#but also guys isnt it insane to think of all this from a ?? luka pov#like is he really a villain or is he just trying to survive#isnt everyone who participated to survive as bad as him then#I wonder LMAOO anyways take this late post round 7 content#villain song is made for luka im just saying#AAAA TYSM ADRI FOR THINKING THIS THROUGH WITH MEEE#and hyping me up ily
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you guys will never guess what i got in the mail today !!!!!!! going to hang the richie phone charm from my phone and smack him around god fucking bless
#they r double sided btw !!!!#if enough ppl want them i might sell on etsy or sth. who knows#will have to edit colors and hole positions a bit if i do but for now. satisfaction.#it#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#reddie#i also want to make an old man reddie charm where they're actually happy but this idea was too good not to pass up#adri art
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Carrie Underwood Photographed For NBC's "Sunday Night Football" Promos | 2023.
#cunderwoodedit#blondesource#dailywomen#thequeensofbeauty#blogmusicdaily#breathtakingqueens#Carrie Underwood#Queen of my life#wow i haven't edited her in like forever holy crap#well... here you go Adri did a thing for y'all#miss her need new things from her soon#***#Mine!
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no one can ever beat adri in a loving and also sexualizing roe competition. shes unparalleled. shes had years of experience. IT JUST HAS TO BE SAID!!
#the way roe wouldnt even really exist without this bitch. TCH#roes here and its all adris fault. bites u hard.#text#edited bc i don't hate to say it. i love to say it
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I love mileena and johnny !! rlly exciting to see you could enjoy it bc it's one of my favs
to be so fucking honest, i think the extent of my mk interest is purely visual 😭 it’s been a nice break for my brain to enjoy smth without having to go wild over analysis or obsession, and i’d like to keep it at this level until dc decides to loosen its grip on me even just a tiny bit
i like mileena cuz she’s scary and i like johnny bc he’s annoying, and both of these equate to hot in my mind, so at the very least, that visual interest might translate into some fanart. maybe. no promises
#i also like kenshi but i think that’s veering into ‘caring abt the story’ territory so i’m gonna keep him at a safe distance#it’s mostly just me watching fancams and getting all giddy like i know these guys#i got nail marks in my palms from watching one of those fancams once#hypfixes are no joke 💀#danswers#edit: oh yeah sam also drew our oc adri as katana so safe to say she’s on my radar too#mk
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i’m sorry but I really hope that arcanist is not supposed to be a dunmer bc
what a downgrade that is from naryu in the morrowind announcement.
#tbd#maybe half elf but this char looks like bad cosplaying it bothers me#you look like a human with pointy ears!!#tentatively intrigued by herma mora and the new class but this trailer is pretty zz for me#bc if that's fucking mel adrys GIVE ME GOOD SHOTS OF HIM U DEMONS#he was there for 2 ungiffable seconds thanks i hate it#edit: actually THAT BETTER NOT BE MEL ADRYS HE HAS JANKY UGLY HUMAN EYES TOO#eso#or is this another new magically un-dunmer dunmer npc
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ka*luc hater and chaeya fan im love you. so based
ehehehuahaheheuehehuehee im love u too 🥰🥰🥰
#im assuming this a different person from before#meaning this is the 2nd time anon appreciated my hate#and this is exactly why im here guys#to be a hater and never shutting my mouth about it#oh and also throwing my otps at yall yes#fsdlhfsdjklfhdkjl#thank u anon this is truly one of the goodest compliments for me lmaooo adhjasdhl#anonymous#ask adry#edit: i once made a post saying ka*luc shippers better get off my blog for being weird as shit and someone like.. got mad at me jalkhdkhrjk#but people did indeed unfollow damn!!!#delightful little moment
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{And as i promised here, a color version of the boi~♡}
#{|⋄❀Visage❀⋄|}#{|⋄✧Adri✧⋄|}#{|⋄❀Mun-Made Edits❀⋄|}#{|ooc notes transition--|}#i don't think i'm ever gonna be over the fact that Vimur and Noel have made such a cute yet handsome boi--#sure he had hella good genes going for him lol-- but still XD
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somebody who can make video edits, PLEASE give me the doctordonna fam + Graham's support group with "We Are a Family" from Dreamgirls
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me when march tells me to watch this awesome move
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Captain Slay 🫡
#klay thompson#SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY#dallas mavericks#(mavs actually came up with this caption i loved it)#nbasource#nbaedit#mavs#adri edits
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☾2024 Kinktober☽ ∼ Anime Edition
Yours truly: Hii my name is Adri and this my first time writing on Tumblr and smut. I've decided last minute to join at the best time of the year. If anyone is reading this and wants to start a tag list I can. I hope you all enjoy my writing and have a happy month! Thank you.
p.s. I spun a wheel for everything except for a few characters and prompts I already had in mind, but besides that everything is basically at random.
Tag List: @regu1ar-huh
*•.¸♡ Week 1 ♡¸.•*
October 1st: Feitan Portor ☠ Somnophilia
October 8th: Rin Matsuoka ☠ Biting Kink
*•.¸♡ Week 2 ♡¸.•*
October 9th: Roronoa Zoro ☠ Marathon Sex
October 12th: Erwin Smith ☠ Breeding Kink
*•.¸♡ Week 3 ♡¸.•*
October 15th: Kuroko Tetsuya ☠ First Time Sex
October 17th: Naruto Uzumaki ☠ Clones/ Double Penetration
October 19th: Armin Arlert ☠ Pegging Kink
*•.¸♡ Week 4 ♡¸.•*
October 22nd: Megumi Fushiguro ☠ Stress Relief Sex
October 25th: Monkey D. Luffy ☠ Belly Bulge/Size Kink
October 28th: Laxus Dreyar ☠ Lightning Kink
*•.¸♡ Extra Special Treat ♡¸.•*
October 31st: Sano "Mikey" Manjiro ☠ Apology Sex
#anime kinktober#kinktober#kinktober 2024#hunter x hunter smut#feitan smut#rin matsuoka smut#one piece smut#one piece x reader#zoro x reader#zoro smut#aot x reader#erwin smut#kuroko no basket x reader#free x reader#kuroko smut#naruto smut#armin x reader#armin smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk smut#megumi smut#megumi x reader#luffy x reader#luffy smut#fairy tail x reader#laxus x reader#laxus smut#tr x reader#mikey smut#adri🤍
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You drew stars around my scars || Manhwa DILFS edition
Synopsis: drawing or painting something on them
《Claude de Alger Obelia, Anastacius de Alger Obelia, Regis Adri Floyen, Abel Heilon, Gallahan Lombardi, Charente Crown, Dane Henstone, Lant Agriche | gn!reader》
{Fluff♡ | ▪︎imagine/scenario▪︎}
A/N: should I do the female leads/characters next?
Who Made Me A Princess/ Suddenly, I Became A Princess One Day
Claude De Alger Obelia
"Emperor of the Obelian Empire"
🦋 You were sitting on one of the couches provided on the Emperor's office per usual. Just laying there doing nothing eventually got you into boredom.
🦋 You started to think of something that may entertain you. Then your eyes come across the quill on Claude's office table. You suddenly remembered that day you spend with Athy.
🦋 The young princess managed to get ahold of some paint and offered if she could paint some doodle on you. You had been strict on neatness so this made you quite nervous inside yet you agreed with the young princess' request. She did told you to return the same favor to her, and you both had the joyous laugh and fun of your lives. Lily did scold the both of you after she caught you two.
🦋 Since it's only you and the Emperor, only he could be your victim. You ask if you could draw on him mindlessly, forgetting just who you were talking to. After a long moment of stunned silence, you finally realized that the person you were talking to is Claude de Alger Obelia.
🦋 As you were about to apologize, he says: "It's fine." Of course you were shock, contemplating if he did mean it or if it's your last day of living. After a while, you finally stood up and did as you wanted to.
🦋 As a matter of fact, he actually saw what happened that day, he could hear your rare laugh along with his daughter's. He decided to 'check' on what was happening and there he saw you both, filthy with paint yet happy. Thus, today he was quite shock by your sudden request, he won't ever admit it but he felt quite jealous seeing that.
🦋 It would be quite nice to do this to him while he's having his beauty rest, but only when you have the guts🤭
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Who Made Me A Princess/ Suddenly, I Became A Princess One Day
Anastacius De Alger Obelia
"Former Emperor of the Obelian Empire"
🦋 Let's set this by the time he's still possessed.
🦋 As Lady Jennette's personal attendant, you had always been around her as she grew up. You were kindhearted and gentle. Jennette really admires you a lot, she grew to see you as a parental figure of hers.
🦋 One day, you saw Jennette chatting with a man that seemed familiar for some reason. After debating with yourself whether you should interrupt or not, you remembered the reason you came looking for her.
🦋 Anastacius could see you walking forward from his peripheral vision but he continued to talk with his daughter.
"Lady Jennette, your afternoon tea is ready."
"Right of course! I'll see you next time Viscount!"
🦋 After Jennette left, you and Anastacius had a short staring contest before you left to go follow the young lady.
🦋 Jennette doesn't seem to mind the company of this certain Viscount Patterson yet you were rather suspicious of him, he just has this mysterious aura that you can't trust him just yet. However, you didn't voice out your doubts, you were just a mere servant you couldn't just interfere in your master's business that easily. Eventhough Jennette wouldn't mind at all
🦋 After some days, there seem to be no suspicious movement from him so you started to warm up to him a bit. What matters the most to you was Jennette's safety and happiness.
🦋 You and Jennette were doodling on each others arms, this always bring calm to Jennette and she enjoys doing this so it has became a habit between you both, sometimes Ijekiel does join when he has spare time but today he was quite busy so instead you were accompanied by Viscount Patterson. Jennette's friendly personality invited him as he happened to pass by, and here he is now seated beside you.
🦋 Jennette had gotten tired and decided to take a break. As she ate her biscuits she suggested for him to join and for you to draw on him as she is too tired to continue.
"May I?"
🦋 You asked him and he did agree, only because of his daughter. He was surprise at how good you are and compliment you for your talent. He asked if you were an artist before but you were not, though painting and sketching are hobbies of yours.
🦋 Jennette watch the interaction between you two, she was very happy and celebrating inside. Although you were kind and gentle, you're also very shy, she still remembers the time you first meet her. Your soft voice and stuttering at your introduction replays in her memory. Before, you couldn't even talk without a stutter at all, yet here you are now finally allowing yourself to mingle with others.
🦋 You were slowly warming up, and Anastacius could see that too.
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Father, I Dont Want To Get Married!
Regis Adri Floyen
"Duke of the Floyen Duchy"
🦋 At this very moment, Regis feels as the most fortunate man to be able to have you in this life.
🦋 Jubel is seated in front of you as you do a portrait of her. After you had finish, she excitedly rush to you. Seeing your finished masterpiece of her, Jubellian poured a waterfall of praises while gazing amazedly at you.
🦋 She fancied you even in the 'novel', you were the only one who genuinely cared for the villainess. You tried everything to break up Jubellian and Mikhail, knowing he wasn't sincere with her at all, yet it cause the connection between you both to cut off as Jubellian believes "you did not want for her to be happy". Despite all that, you still defended her during the accident even if it costed you your life.
🦋 The entire ordeal, Regis just watched your interaction with his daughter, very grateful that you are still a part in this life. The serenity of the sight in front of him brought Regis' heart into peace. This tranquility he wishes would last, but he knows now is not the right time, but eventually it will come. He has been given a second chance to right the wrongs so he must use this chance, right?
🦋 Jubel could feel some piercing eyes from behind her, she turned to scold max as she thought it was just him, but it was her father, gazing lovingly at them. Picking up on the hint, Jubel excuse herself so you and her father could spend some time.
🦋 Regis took the seat Jubel previously seated on, waiting for you to pick up on his presence. All of a sudden, Selena thought it would be a good opportunity to be the third wheel. You heard a chirping on your side, knowing it was either Selli or Eddie, you took a look at your side only to yelp, surpise to find the empty spot replaced by Regis and Selena on his shoulder.
🦋 Afterwards you started some small talk with him while petting Selli, who moved to lay on your lap. Since you had already made a portrait and painting of Regis before, you thought why don't he become your canvas this time.
🦋 Although he was confuse on what you meant he agreed, you hold his arm and started drawing some cute animals you could think of there. Although it wasn't his first time seeing your artworks, it never ceases to amaze him.
🦋 He loves to give compliments and praises to your artworks and you. In this life, he will cherish you always and never take you for granted.
🦋 While you two are having a lovey-dovey moment, Jubel watches from the door, she was very happy for the two of you, however someone was not. Selena was not happy, not because of the two of you but because you still haven't made a portrait of her. Don't worry 'cause Edward comforted her as he too, still hasn't gotten his own portrait.
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Author Of My Own Destiny/ I Became The Wife Of The Male Lead
Abel Heilon
"Duke of the North"
🦋 You and Abel had a slow burn romance which Fiona greatly regrets now. At first she thought it was a good idea and she really liked how it turned out. But right now she just wants to shove the two of you together in one place so these longing stares will finally come to an end.
🦋 Even Siegren understands the situation very well and wants to help pushing it too. Fiona herself is tired of you two, just why did it had to be slow burn?!
🦋 Finally, Siegren and Fiona had come up with a plan. A few plans as a matter of fact. Though hopefully they won't have to use all of it.
🦋 The first two plans failed miserably. But they say third time's a charm.
🦋 You were invited by Siegren and Fiona, they said they wanted to spend some time with you and have 'fun'. You, of course agreed, you love these kids too much to even reject their puppy eyes. You guys are on Fiona's room, some art materials scattered on the floor waiting to be use.
🦋 You have no idea why they thought of this, but currently you three are running around the room having a paint war, attacking whoever you get ahold of with some messy drawing or even a doodle with the paint you have in your hands.
🦋 Now Fiona's room isn't presentable at all not even a little decent, but none of you cared, even Fiona and Siegren are having too much fun that they almost forgot their mission. Luckily Abel came in at point.
🦋 Abel was stunned at what had happen to Fiona's room, he scolded the children for their reckless behavior. Now things weren't going as planned. You couldn't stand to see the kids being scolded for you have a very soft spot for them. You just said what you could think of at that moment; inviting Abel to join you guys instead. You were surprise you even had the guts to interrupt him but words can't be taken back once they're said. Fiona and Siegren were internally celebrating, you managed to sail the boat without even knowing!
🦋 Abel was pondering for awhile if he should really join you guys or scold you too. But he succumb to his desire and join you three, though just most likely you. The kids immediately run off on the corner of the room to avoid disturbing you two, then acted as though they were doing something. You give a smile to Abel as he sat down beside you. You raise the paint brush on your hand, silently asking him if you could draw on him and he nodded.
🦋 You looked serious as you were doing your task but really, your heart was beating too fast it could leap out of your chest, you tried your best to look normal as possible, unbeknownst to you Abel was on a similar situation. Fiona and Siegren just staring at you both intensely, praying and hoping that this plan would succeed.
🦋 After you had finish Abel stared at your drawing for awhile before grabbing your wrist and the paint brush on your hand, taking you by surprise but also intrigued by what he is gonna do. Instead of drawing, he seemed to write some letters on your arm but you couldn't read it properly as he was covering it. After he had finally written the words he couldn't say, he let you read it.
🦋 Your eyes went wide as you proccess the words written on your arm by Abel Heilon himself. This was a sudden confession but Abel couldn't hold it in anymore. There was a long moment of silence, Abel was growing nervous, maybe this wasn't the right time, but you proved him wrong as you jumped on him to tackle him with a hug. You repeated the words he wrote to you as you stared at his eyes.
🦋 Just the two of you on your own world... until Fiona and Siegren cheered loudly to celebrate this success, you two had almost forgetten they were there too.
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I'll Be The Matriarch In This Life/ I Shall Master This Family
Gallahan Lombardi
🦋 You and Gallahan are always willing to try anything new in your relationship, that's how you two have had a lot of habits and tradition you both just randomly made up.
🦋 Just like now, when you saw a quill on the table, you dipped it with its ink, and did some cute little drawings on his face while your other hand keeps him steady. He just sat still waiting for you to finish what you were doing without interrupting you.
🦋 Once you were done, you run around to find a hand mirror then gave it to him so he could see what you've done to him, he was surprise as it was his first time seeing you draw something even though it is on his face, but he liked how good your drawings are even if it's simple.
🦋 He feign sadness as you laugh at him. Promising to help him clean up after you feel satisfied. He wasn't gonna back down that easily, whilst you were trying to calm down, he swiftly got ahold of the quill and did the same favor on you, it caught you off guard.
🦋 Instead of cleaning up, you ended up having a competition on who had the best drawing. Tia was walking around when she saw what you two were doing, it seems fun she wanted to join and of course you both let her.
🦋 In the end, you both made tia win, you and Gallahan now look messier than ever as you let tia draw a lot, what's important was that you had tia have some fun. Since tia didn't had much inks on her, you let the maids take care of her.
🦋 You and Gallahan are helping each other remove the inks on each other. Being together brought you both in happiness, no matter the circumstance you may face you know you both can pull through. Afterall you promised one another to be there through sickness and health. For now, while there is still chance you try to do everything you can before the time is up. One's presence may fade but their memories will never cease to exist.
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Please Give Me The Pacifier!
Charente Crown
"Heir to the Crown Duchy"
🦋 I have mixed feelings with this man so I don't know what I'm doing here.
🦋 Kaishan loves to have you around, because of you Kaishan had become rebellious to his father, thus Charente had allowed you to visit his manor at some appointed time(s) which honestly scared you.
🦋 But overtime Charente had gotten used to your presence, he eventually let you visit at anytime you wished to which made you and Kaishan celebrate with joy.
🦋 You had thought about doing this activity so Kaishan could have some fun. Your company is enough for Kaishan to have fun and be happy. Unfortunately, you had forgotten to bring the materials with you, you apologize to the cute kid but he told you not to worry, he left the room in a hurry but not before telling you to not follow him as he will be back soon.
🦋 Kaishan run off to find his father and told him the situation. After some minutes of waiting, Kaishan finally returned... with his father carrying the materials needed. Thankfully you had gotten accustomed with his existence so you did not mind him around anymore.
🦋 At first, you were just calmly teaching him how to do some basic painting starting with shapes first yet he decided to start a war by smudging some paint on your face on purpose, he gave a cheeky apology afterwards but you knew you weren't putting down without a fight, so you return the same favor to him. You and Kaishan are now filthy with paint yet Charente didn't stop you at all, you both were having a good time.
🦋 You didn't know, but as much as you make Kaishan happy, you also make Charente happy internally, he is already satisfied with the proximity you two have and yet he can't help but feel jealous of his own son right now.
🦋 You could feel him burning holes at the back of your head so you turn to look at him. His eyes seems to say something, you had an inkling on what it may be but you did not dwell much on it, afterall he was a man that's very hard to read, you'd rather avoid the consequences than to suffer from it because of some misunderstanding.
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Tricked Into Becoming The Heroine's Stepmother
Duke Dane Henstone
🦋 His situation is quite similar to Charente's but successful thanks to the help of his little pumpkin that made it possible.
🦋 You were at the garden with Pierta, watching as she eats one of her favorite candy, pumpkin candy. You are aware of how much she loves her pumpkin and wanted to do something special for her, unfortunately, you had no idea how to cook nor bake so you think of other ideas.
🦋 You remembered in your childhood how much you loved to have the ink spilled on your skin as you draw whatever you could think of, you always end up getting scolded by nanny, in the end the entire household made sure that any ink or something that may color your skin will be out of reach for you. At first you threw tantrums but eventually you grew to forget about it.
🦋 Luckily, you always bring a pen with you. You thought about drawing some cute pumpkins on Pierta. The little one complied when you ask her to give you her hand, then you started drawing some pumpkins with funny faces. Pierta seemed to like it too much as she reaches out to you again asking you to do more.
🦋 You chuckled nervously, you don't wish for the little pumpkin to have the same habit, just thinking about it made you sweat anxiously you don't want to face the wrath of Duke Henstone. Pierta notice some eyes and looked up to see her father, she immediately stood up and ran to him excitedly. You bowed to the Duke as you greet him, Pierta could understand that her father likes you and decided to be the cupid.
🦋 She drags her father towards you and have him seated, she explained to him what you were doing to her a few moments ago, she asks if you could do the same to her father. You tried to make up an excuse "Only if the Duke agrees with it." And of course he would, he'll do anything his daughter asks of him.
🦋 In the end, you gave in, how could you resist the little pumpkin. You were seriously staring at what you were doing while the Duke is also busy staring at you, none of you notice the chestnut cupid sneakily running away. After you had finish you looked up to him but immediately looked away after he stared back at you. It seems the little pumpkin went away huh. You finally started small conversation with him which he has been waiting to as he couldn't do so, something always happens whenever he wants to talk to you.
🦋 He'll be sure to thank his princess, knowing well that it was her who gave him this opportunity.
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The Way To Protect The Female Lead's Older Brother
Lante Agriche
"Former Head of the Black Agriche"
🦋 Nah. Just Nah. Runn🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃
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Honestly, Oceanie
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#manhwa#manhwa x reader#father i don't want to get married#regis adri floyen x reader#regis floyen x reader#who made me a princess#wmmap x reader#wmmap claude#claude de alger obelia#wmmap anastacius#anastacius de alger obelia#i became the wife of the male lead#author of my own destiny#abel heilon#ill be the matriarch in this life#gallahan lombardi#please give me the pacifier#charente crown#tricked into becoming the heroine's stepmother#duke henstone#the way to protect the female lead's older brother#twtptflob#lant agriche#x reader#manhwa headcanon#manhwa fanfic#wmmap headcanons#oceanie writing#oceanie:)
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“Part of the fun of it is trying to prove to people that I’m more than what they think I am.”- Josh Duhamel; For “Fatherly” Magazine. (2023)
#jduhameledit#dailymenedit#dilfsource#mensource#Josh Duhamel#love of my life#GUESS WHOSE BACK! BACK AGAIN! ADRI'S BACK TELL A FRIEND#I haven't edited in sooooo long i am so so so sorry#but ahhhhh look who has a new photoshoot + another one i'm about to post#my baaaaaaaby#we are so blessed we really are#Mine!#***
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https://www.tumblr.com/karizard-ao3/764894758909935616/thinking-about-last-chapter-im-actually-surprised?source=share
Porco isn't even trying and getting dragged in their love life lol
Lol he is really going through it.
And, actually, I was having so much fun thinking about poor Porco being Mason's confidante that I wrote this scene about it really quick (it's not edited or anything):
Mason and Mr. Galliard have a heart-to-heart
Porco Galliard counted down his line of third graders as they streamed outside for recess, making sure each one was accounted for. He frowned as the last kid scampered onto the blacktop and made a beeline towards the playground. He was one short. He took a step backward to do a visual sweep of the classroom and bumped into his missing pupil.
“Ope, sorry, kiddo!” he said, turning around to discover the identity of his little lost lamb.
“That’s okay,” said Mason Ackerman-Jacobs with an unconcerned shrug.
“Why aren’t you outside?” Porco asked. “It’s recess.”
Mason shifted his weight from foot to foot, his brow furrowing. “Uhhhhhh…”
“Is everything okay, my friend?” Porco asked, putting his hand on Mason’s shoulder and guiding him outside with him.
“Um…” said Mason. “Can I tell you about something? I don’t think I can tell my mom, but she said a teacher can be a safe adult so I was thinking maybe I could tell you and it would be okay.”
“Sure,” said Porco, with growing concern. “What’s going on?”
Mason took a deep breath, then looked at his feet. “Do you promise I won’t get in trouble?” he asked.
Porco squatted down so he was eye level with the boy. “I promise that whatever you tell me, I will help you. Okay?”
Mason nodded, then took another deep breath. “I think Eren is in love with my mom!” he said, clapping his hands and beaming.
“Huh?” said Porco.
“Do you want to know why?” Mason asked, bouncing up and down.
“Uh, sure,” said Porco.
“I saw them in the kitchen when they didn’t know I was there and he kissed her right on the mouth and he put his hand on her butt!” said Mason. His eyes shone. “You’re not supposed to touch each other’s privates unless you’re in love!”
Porco made a frantic, gurgling sound. “That’s true,” he said. “And you also are supposed to wait until you’re 18.”
“Ohhh, okay!” said Mason, then drooped. “But I can’t tell my mom Eren is in love with her, because she’ll take away my tablet privileges. So maybe she doesn’t know!”
“Maybe you could ask Eren?” Porco suggested, completely out of his depth. He’d thought Jaeger was already dating Mason’s mom. Hadn’t Mason called him “dad” before when he came to pick him up?
Mason shook his head vehemently. “If I ask Eren, he’ll tell my mom I asked because he tells my mom everything. He’s always on her side.”
“I see,” said Porco, biting back a grin.
“Maybe Gigi knows,” Mason mused. “Do you think Gigi will tell Eren if I ask her if he’s in love with my mom?”
“Who’s Gigi?” Porco asked.
“Adri’s grandma,” said Mason. “But she said I can call her Gigi any time I want. She lives at Eren’s house because she’s his mom. I’m going to live at my mom’s house with my kids one day when I grow up, too. I love my mom.”
“It’s good to love your mom,” said Porco.
Mason covered his mouth. “Do you love her, too?” he gasped.
Oh, Christ!
“No! No! Absolutely not!” said Porco, holding up his hands. “I meant it’s good for you to love your mom! I have a wife! A very beautiful wife who I love! Her name is Pieck.”
“Do you touch her butt?” asked Mason.
“You know, I think it is time for you to go play,” said Porco.
“Are you going to tell my mom I talked about Eren being in love with her?” Mason asked.
“I guess not,” said Porco. He wasn’t sure how he would even begin to broach the subject.
“Can I tell you if Eren touches my mom’s butt or something again?” Mason asked.
“...Sure,” said Porco.
“Okay!” said Mason. “See you!”
He skipped away.
Porco pressed his hand to his forehead. He hadn’t done anything wrong, but he was still going to buy Pieck flowers on the way home.
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