#ada!akutagawa

[80sgaytrashgoblin]

Have some shitposts I’ve been using as my warm ups.

[little-blurry-stars5]

this stupid fuck has been rotating in my mind so im here to share it w yall

Dazai doesnt belong in the pm. he never did. heres why

in the pm, dazai calls chuuya his "dog". akutagawa is referred to as "the rabid dog of the port mafia". when we first meet akutagawa, he calls higuchi "a useless cur" (cur means an agressive dog or one in poor condition). we can see that the port mafia is full of dogs.

in The Day I Picked Up Dazai, oda refers to seeing dazai as a stray cat (i think). almost every headcanon associates dazai with being a black or stray (or both) cat.

and then we have the ada.

one of their employees litterly turns into a tiger. the president is obsessed with cats.

in the pm, dazai was a stray cat in a den of dogs. thats why he fits in/cares about the ada. he fits there, feels at home.

[afraid-of-the-deep-sea]

Bsd au where everything is the same but everyone does struggle with language barriers

I wanna see the guild and the ADA try to communicate. I wanna see Fitzgerald talk abour his evil plans and how hes doing it for his family, whike Atsushi is frantically trying to type his words into google translate, so he can understand Fitzgerald

[zaisamoo]

that one tiktok trend........ stop i still really love this song AAAAAAAHHHHSAJSJASANSDDKSL

[artpikuuhnah]

BSD Major Arcana (SET A)

PRE ORDER HERE 💌

[inamagicalhallucination]

the true-est form of love must be sharing food -- you need food (and water) to live, to take that and give it to someone else is like saying 'i need you to live', its like taking part of your life and placing it in front of someone saying 'here, this is me' and letting them have it

that must be why when atsushi gets a pastry from the cafe underneath the agency's office, he eats half and gives the rest to ranpo

it must be why he snaps his cookies or popsicles or anything of the sort in half and hands the bigger part to kyouka

it must be why he takes the best parts of his dish when the ada is together and places them onto the corner of dazai's plate instead

or why he gives kenji all the parts from his bento box kenji commented on

or why he lets naomi take a bite of whatever he's eating

or why he places his food in the middle of the table when it's him and juni and they eat together as if their separate meals r just one big one

or why he brings extras from his snack runs to gingerly place on the president's desk before bolting

or why he packs a small extra bento box just in case kunikida stays behind again or overworks himself

or why he always happens to buy yosano's favorite snacks to share with her

or why when he meets runs into the black lizard he splits his food further to give gin some too

or why he brings any 'new' and interesting snack he finds for lucy to try too

or why he splits everything when he's with aku between them, why he sees him in the cold and rushes over to give him his cup of hot chocolate and wrap his scarf around him

it must be why he packs dazai's lunch or invites him for breakfast

why he hosts or proposes dinner or lunch together with the ada

why he spends all night trying to perfect kyouka and kunikida's favorite dishes

or why he spent so long baking a funny looking cake that probably didn't taste too good but ranpo liked anyway

or why he keeps junichiro's favorite energy drinks in stock even though kyouka and him dont drink them

or why he learns all the cute food designs naomi eyes

or why he keeps an extra portion of everything to give to kenji

or why he brings the president tea in the morning

or why akutagawa knows that when he cant bring himself to eat -- too worried about what will happen if he runs out -- he can go to atsushi for a cup of tea now and meal later if he's up to it

[ssaraexposs]

Bungou Gakuen visuals look too pretty

[starlightshadowsworld]

I can so see Fukuzawa doing the asian parent thing of giving Agency members fruit as a sign of affection.

Just walks in and puts a big ol bowl of apple slices and grapes on one of the desks and another in Yosano’s office.

They have to move fast because if they don’t Ranpo will commandeer the bowl. Atsushi was so surprised by it, especially when a separate one was placed next to him.

Fukuzawa warm but sternly telling him to eat as much he wants.

Kyouka smiled teary eyed when she first witnessed it because her parents also did that. She got her own little bowl after the Guild incident and shared it with Atsushi.

I also like to think Hirotsu has done this for Port Mafia members. It started to make sure everyone was getting a healthy snack on long days.

And has since become a regular thing.

The day Higuichi earned his respect, she got a bowl of melon slices. She was so happy and shared them with Akutugawa who thanked them both. He and Chuuya get their own bowls because of their pasts on the streets.

Hirotsu knew they could take care of themselves but he couldn’t help it and it’s not like they ever refused it. Akutagawa shares his fruit bowl with Gin and if they’re both not busy Chuuya shares his with Kouyou.

Also Chuuya and Dazai would definitely fight over the last piece.

Odasaku did it with his kids and definitely just put a whole apple in Dazai’s hand one day like here you go. The first time Dazai’s surprised but as time goes on it turns into him theatrically asking it to be cut up for him.

Just former assassin turned Port Mafia delivery boy, Oda Sakunosuke casually pulling out a knife and cutting up apple slices in the middle of an interrogation for the Demon Prodigy.

Just these guys not being the best at showing affection but loving these people dearly. So they show it through sharing food. To show them all that they care.

And each and everyone around them knowing that they are loved.

[boarcide]

I truly think that one of the biggest tragedies in BEAST in regards to the Akutagawa siblings is that, at the core of it, Ryuunosuke viewed himself as a beast, and showed his love in a way a beast would, while Gin was the only person who ever saw him as human and judged him accordingly. She did not see a beast acting like a beast, the way everybody else did, she saw a human acting like a beast and it’s part of what drove her away.

The ADA saw their rookie detective at his worst, and watched—and continues to watch—him grow from a beast to a human over time. Consumed by hatred and only knowing how to be cruel, and slowly learning how to become human.

Gin saw her brother at his best—the best he could be in their situation—and then watched him grow from a boy to a beast within moments. The scraps of humanity that he had, all disappearing into rage so primal it no longer made him seem human.

[seaskate]

Do you think that during the two years between Dazai joining the ada and the start of the series he would read the newspaper to keep an eye on mafia dealings and would just get second hand embarrassment.

Like, "Don't enter into that deal, it's a scam and you know it."

"Who the Hell hired the lemon guy?!"

"No Akutagawa, do not blow up another police station, that's the third one this month."

"Ace? So can anyone just become an executive now?!?"

[80sgaytrashgoblin]

Happy Valentine’s day, I hope you’re having a better day than the ADA office right now.

The sequel.

[the-overanalyst]

i love how the port mafia in bsd goes from main antagonist to deus ex machina in like 30 episodes.

[kyouka-supremacy]

BSD Official Guidebook Tenkaroku - characters profiles

Profiles from the season 3 guidebook. I heavily relied on automatic translators for this, so if you notice any mistake, please feel free to bring it to my attention. I'll be posting the Japanese original text in reblogs not to make this post too long. Other guidebooks profiles: Shinkaroku; DEAD APPLE; Gongeroku.

Fifteen arc

Osamu Dazai Age: 15 years old Height: 155cm Weight: 51kg Impression when he met Chuuya for the first time: “I'll never feel positively about him again” Places he would like to visit if he went travelling: Famous suicide (by drowning) spots What are the qualities of a “king”?: The ones of people like Mori-san

Chuuya Nakahara Age: 15 years old Height: 150cm Weight: 53kg Impression when he met Dazai for the first time: “There's trash all around” Places he would like to visit if he went travelling: I want to go to a trip overseas with my friends What are the qualities of a “king”?: Being strong

Arthur Rimbaud Age: 27 years old Height: 185cm Weight: 68kg What he believes are his strengths and weaknesses: Strength: having a useful ability / Weaknesses: being sensitive to cold Favourite type: A woman who can warm him up Motto: Always put the mission above everything else Something he wants right now: His lost memories of the past

Canon

Osamu Dazai Something they've been into recently: Showing everyone the footage of Kunikida going insane because of Q's ability Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Since Ranpo-san is here, there can't be a “can't lose to anyone” What they want to overcome: Nothing at all

Atsushi Nakajima Something they've been into recently: Checking the bankbook page with his salary Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: He doesn't have any confidence in himself, so there's no such thing. What they want to overcome: I want to learn to have the common sense of and behave like a member of society.

Kyouka Izumi Something they've been into recently: Research on cooking for Atsushi Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Gratitude towards Atsushi and the Detective Agency What they want to overcome: I want to become less startled by thunders.

Doppo Kunikida Something they've been into recently: Education for the increased number of new employees Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Ability to plan, and passion to carry it out perfectly What they want to overcome: My own imperfections that sometimes prevent me from carrying out my plans

Junichirou Tanizaki Something they've been into recently: Visiting western pastries shops with Naomi Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: I'm embarrassed to say it, but supporting and protecting a certain woman. What they want to overcome: My indecisiveness

Kenji Miyazawa Something they've been into recently: Teaching farming to the members of destroyed gangs Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Love for nature What they want to overcome: I want to be able to use a computer

Ranpo Edogawa Something they've been into recently: Initiating Kyouka to the deliciousness of cheap candies Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: I can't lose to anyone in anything What they want to overcome: I am perfect like I am now

Yukichi Fukuzawa Something they've been into recently: Showing up at a Go club Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Excellence of subordinates What they want to overcome: The mistakes of the assassin from the past

Akiko Yosano Something they've been into recently: Collecting photos of dissected patients' internal organs Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Human body dismemberment skills What they want to overcome: If possible, I want to save patients who have no choice but to die.

Chuuya Nakahara Something they've been into recently: Enriching his wine cellar assortment at home Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Hatred towards Dazai What they want to overcome: When buying a big motorcycle, I want to stop checking whether my feet can touch the ground

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa Something they've been into recently: Searching for Dazai's house Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: I would rather have something that no one can beat. What they want to overcome: My nemesis, the man-tiger.

Ougai Mori Something they've been into recently: Coming up with new strategies to recruit Dazai Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Organization management techniques that request rationality and logic What they want to overcome: Buying too many clothes for Elise

Fyodor Dostoyevsky Age: Unknown Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown What he believes are his strengths and weaknesses: Strength: wishing for world happiness / Weakness: low blood pressure Favourite type: He loves all human beings equally Motto: Happiness in this world Something he wants right now: Someone to talk with who has the same brain as him

Katai Tayama Age: 23 years old Height: 175cm Weight: 53kg What he believes are his strengths and weaknesses: Strength: his life is not expensive (no expenses for transportation and socialization) / Weakness: if left to himself, he won't change his clothes Favourite type: A refined, dignified and gentle woman Motto: There are many dangers outside the house Something he wants right now: Faster communication networks

[flamie-42]

The ADA dorms pt 4

Natsume: *sitting dramatically on a rooftop* Ah it is so wonderful to see that my three party framework has become successful. The alliance between the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency will usher a new era of pea.. ... what the fuck

Chuuya: *leaving Dazai's room through the window and flying off* Akutagawa: *leaves Atsushi's room using Rashomon to slink into an alleyway* Mori: *walks quickly out of Fukuzawas room with a black trench coat and a big hat* Kouyou: *Kisses Yosano at her door and strolls calmly to the street and into a car*

Natsume: I cant deal with this shit

Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

[system-to-the-madness]

Why Kenji shouldn't find out if you get bullied

TW: bullying.

Just a small idea (wc: 170) that has been bringing me immense comfort recently due to given events in my own life.

The last person who should find out you, member of the ADA, get bullied is Kenji.

Yeah, the Port Mafia is dangerous (whose members would never admit it, but they care for you, so nobody gets to make you feel bad about yourself). Akutagawa can be overprotective as hell, Nakahara is a force of nature and on the ADA's side, Ranpo can be surprisingly cruel when people he loves suffer (and since you're a member of the Agency he loves you). Dazai, of course, is the incarnation of chaos, and Atsushi, just like Akutagawa, turns very protective and Fukuzawa will not stand for his employers getting mistreated by anyone, but we all know what happens when Kenji gets angry. And he'd get angrier than ever before if he found out the sweet person who he considers his older sibling gets bullied.

Those bullies better start praying real hard that he doesn't find out, because if he does, no force in heaven, earth or hell would be able to save them.

also i may have emotionally adopted Kenji bc we look a little bit alike and i just need someone to emotionally protect me rn.

[inamagicalhallucination]

fukuzawa: and this month, for employee of the month, the award goes to

ada:

dazai: it should be me

kunikida: it should be anyone but you

atsushi: kunikida-san works so hard so it's probably him!

kunikida, blushing:

junichiro: it could be ranpo-san too, since he's our best detective

naomi: big brother, id always pick you~

kenji: yosano-san helps keep us all alive!!

atsushi: fair point

kyouka: but we can all agree that it won't be dazai

ada: yea

dazai: :(

fukuzawa: after much deliberation... akutagawa ryuunosuke

ada:

ada: WHAT

atsushi: he doesn't even work here!!

kunikida: how can i be beaten... by a mafiaso

ranpo: knew it

kenji: wow!! i didn't know akutagawa-san joined us!!

kyouka: he didn't

dazai: what the fuck

dazai: wow kunikida you go beaten by a mafiaso

kunikida: SHUT-

fukuzawa: settle down.

fukuzawa: i chose akutagawa for a very clear reason. despite not being employed, or caring much about general citizens, or even liking most of us. he did die helping us out. and i wanted to show appreciation for that

dazai: oh? r we just awarding dying for some dick? i should win then-

kunikida: what the actual fuck dazai-

atsushi, tearing up: president... thank you for this! what akutagawa did... i'll never understand it or why but im glad we'll be able to show him appreciation

ranpo: if i died for a man and he didn't even realize i would just move on to be honest

kyouka: its part of atsushi's charm