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When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.
#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait#you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass.#if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house#sergle.txt#do you know what I mean though. like actually#you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want#you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now.#anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently#I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy.#''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning#nut up or shut up.
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[reverse entry AU]
so glad the work week is over!
no more meetings!
what do you mean its only tuesday.
#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#reverse entry au#isat modern office au#isat spoilers#<- not REALLY but its blink and u miss it tbh#and is hardly legible#and probably doesnt make much sense as a spoiler for regular isat tbf#its more of a spoiler if u know the spoiler from isat to begin with????????#i think i am starting to confuse myself on if this is really a spoiler ASFASDAFRA#inspired by my week so far thumbs up#sometimes u end up in too many meetings about the same subject and wonder why you are even here#proceed to zone out till hear key words#tune in and respond#then continue zoning out#omg just like beloved indie game in stars and timeeeee#for legal reasons that is an exaggerated explanation to further enhance the joke thumbs up part 2#alternative takes that build on this same idea include#staring at computer screen in general trying to remember what you were doing#or silently judging a computer program for freezing on you for the seventh time in the past twenty minutes#or just staring blankly at the screen in general as people do yanno thumbs up part 3#oh also to note yea this is not in the office lmao#modern times means sometimes you also get to have wfh days yippeeee so siffrin is in his apartment#the star is probably sitting in the kitchen next to the flavor tree at this moment in time dont worry about it aha#WAIT i just realized i forgor the shine in siffrins eyes OOPS#actually wait nvm this is fine it adds to this i think HAHAHA#okay tag talk over !!!!
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cheneige moment aka me trying to learn how 2 draw rsa students
#u can probs read better @ full screen image lol sowwy i cram a bunch of tiny things onto one canvas#twst#twisted wonderland#cheneige#neige leblanche#chenya#cereal tries to draw#marinating them in my mind i think theyd be a fun combo#also guest star vil and cater hanging out 😌#i also want to see more cater and chenya interactions but this aint about them [yet] [ill give chenya a caytober day later] [maybe neige to#maybe they can share a day lol we'll see#anyway didnt chenya and neige have like one(1) interaction in an event?? i feel like they did. or am imagining things.#am i mixing it up w/fanart??? i feel like theres one instance where neige and chenya were in a situation#and chenya was being a silly goober and neige was like chenya!! dont tease them!!!#but idr wtf was going on lol. i feel like it wouldve been glomas bc idr if theyre in any other events 2gether#ik chenyas at portfest but idr neige being there#well whether that was a real thing or not i do see it in my mind palace. they have that vibe TO ME!!!#chenya being a lil scamp and neige being like u are so fun but also u must be nice blease;#i love the comparisons of like. chenya to riddle + chenya to neige + cater to riddle#it's all connected... in my mind map.... similarities....#also trey is there. trey to chenya and cater as well LOL#anyway i love when rsa characters are on screen being like tralala teehee i love having a good time#and then a nrc character is clenching their fist like I WANT HIM DEAD#theyre so funny. why are they so dramatic. actually nvm hs rivalries are just like that#except usually both schools want blood so maybe rsa is the weirdo school here#the rain suddenly got really heavy while i was typing all this but then it chilled again#u know how it is w/a pre-hurricane#anyway i love that cater kinda knows chenya by extension of riddle and trey like he recognized him w/familiarity in the tea party or w/e#so i think it would be so funny if he was like wtf beyonce is dating my besties' bestie#tumblr cut off the rest of my tag rambling ig. SORRY.
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so many hot men lined up for this role and envisioned in this role and getting this role and for what. for what?? just because the exorcist's book said the priest was handsome???
#the exorcist 1973#i just noticed it also included paul newman and alan alda...#hawkeye pierce mash fans you already know what i mean#just so we're clear jason miller's looks and acting is part of why im obsessed with this guy so its not like it was a step down#damien karras#jason miller#al pacino#alan alda#marlon brando#eliott gould#burt reynolds#actually nvm im not tagging all of them
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~Chapter 39 in a literal freaking nutshell-
I've missed drawing, maaaan.... You have no idea. So I drew this. I drew it sketchy as hell because I know myself. If I tried to be all ambitious and make it fully rendered and edited as close to perfection as I can get it, then I wouldn't ever stop. I'd push aside presentations and crap I literally have to get done by the 3rd to do it, so this is actually a sign of me being responsible. (Ya know, other than me being like. Kinda irresponsible anyway by drawing a literal crap post other than working on said presentations, but aNYWAY-)
Why did I draw this?? I don't know. It came to me in the night. I snorted at my own freaking joke and thought it would be even more hilarious if I drew it instead of just typing it out as a crap post.
(It actually came to me in the night, I am not lying. That is how most of my crap posts/drawing/writing comes to be tbh)
Transcript just in case my handwriting is the literal worst to read.
Error: Hi, I'm Error, this is Ink, and we're both traumatized Ink: W-well, I wouldn't say I'm "traumatized," that's such a heavy word, you know?? Ink: I would more say I've just been through ✧˖°.uncomfortable experiences.°˖✧ Error: Ink, you're traumatized-
#perseverance!au#utmv#errorink#h e l p m e#Why do I do this#I don't know man#Of course; obligatory “click for better image quality”#Tumblr making my art look like dog water as always smh#E x c e p t maybe it's just revealing what was dog water all along#That could be the case#That's another reason I didn't go all out and fully render this#Putting all that work into what is essentially an elaborate crap post???#...That actually sounds fully on brand for me nvm-
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dentist day
#☆— yapping#the dentist is so urgh#some of them are gentle enough that i could probably fall asleep during it#and others actually make my throat sore for daysss#oh it's not good to have a dirty mind#it's just a cleaning today#luckily or else ugh#yk last time i was there#the dentist was like “oh i have a son ur age”#OK SO SET ME UP???#unbelievable actually#like u can't tell me that and just completely switch the topic#the dentist was good looking for his age so like#that son probably was too#BUT ILL NEVER KNOW URGEHAJEMMA#anyways let's hope i'm not left with an aching jaw#.......don't take that out of context please#YK ITS ALWAYS THE MALE DENTISTS THAT ARE GENTLE???#the female ones hurt#idk why i just realized that but yeah#i'd expect it to be the other way bc#nvm not saying it it sounds wrong in my head
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wait do people know about grind plate heelys. soap shoes are owned by heelys nowadays (acquired about a year or two after sa2 iirc) and they made soap shoes heelys
lookit em!! soap heelys!!!
#these aren’t actually like authentic soap shoes cause the grind plate on these are just plastic instead of the ground plate on real soaps#and they don’t use the soap branding for em#but they only started producing these after they acquired soap so you get the picture#rambles#action sport posting#<- THIS is why that’s the tag and not skate posting#wait actually nvm abt the grind plate bit i did some fact checking and i don’t know what i’m talking about#they LOOK different but i actually don’t have anything conclusive on that point
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okay deliriously mad about this specific bit in an f/oa review. YOU HAVE JUST PLAYED. A GAME. ABOUT FOUND FAMILY. where hermes in multiple instances expresses the fact he feels more at home in the underworld, doesn't have a good relationship with his father anymore and feels as though he is always playing a role on olympus. if you fucking choose to stay on olympus despite building a relationship with the wider cast and hermes, OF COURSE he is going to reject any advances and break off a budding relationship. BECAUSE THE PC HAS JUST PROVED TO HIM THAT THEY HAVE NOT LISTENED OR TAKEN TO HEART ANY OF THE THINGS HE'S BEEN WORRIED ABOUT. the pc chooses to rejoin a community that ostracizes the people he cares most about and essentially does what hera does, use the underworld as a getaway from olympus when it suits them, without caring deeply about the underworld itself. like cmon. some criticism i can get but this one.. KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
#do not mind me looking at the reviews on steam i love this game so stupid dearly#also sort of hermes meta on my part but this actually made me so wildly mad LOL#THERE IS AN ARC FOR HIM IN F/OA. LOOK CLOSER. OH MY GOD!#personal#so sorry to the op if you are on tumblr and you see this . actually nvm idc . in your review you also said. let me go see#'Pronouns are another part of the wish-fulfillment thing' 'everyone is extremely concerned about using pronouns carefully'#which is deranged. pronouns are mentioned once and not a topic of discussion just an option and declaration of who uses what.#why are you pressed about pronouns being so unrealistic . the titans shoot lasers at you in this game btw#AND. .KNOWING PRONOUNS MAGICALLY IS LITERALLY EXPLAINED AWAY SO NO ONE NECESSARILY HAS TO /ASK/ FOR THEM AFTER LIKE CH2?#erebus is literally doing it for you! so its not like someone goes 'you there. they them. why are you nonbinary' its just . like#someone is just letting the pc know their pronouns when they first meet them. god okay. must stop talking#sure perhaps i am f/oa's greatest d1 glazer . but i adore it . so there#edit: breaking up f.oa just to keep it outta tags sorry. wank for ts i guess
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I think about that tiktok trend where you like paint your partners eye color on your nails or make a bracelet or something with the color a lot actually
#like its so cute honestly but sometimes i wonder how hard it would actually be to like find the right color match#maybe one day... but for now probably expect oc art with this trend in it maybe 💀#the thing about it too is i have like dark eyes and idk if ive ever seen like a dark brown nail polish. beads or thread yeah but ya#oh nvm i googled. it exists i just dont pay attention ig#OH you know what i can do... i can paint pepperonis eye color on my nails.... my baby... my kitty......#dude it feels like 5 am why is it only 2#amyways. 4 monsters was a big mistake i think... i feel quite icky...#it doesnt help i didnt eat for a majority of the day it was just monster. im really unhealthy. need water maybe#wait i was talking about nail polish how did i get here#i just want to actually do cute couple things. i must heal. im gonna be so healthy.#its fine. lmao. i just know im not ready#oh i did eat btw dont worry lmao i had. chicken nuggets#i actually have to eat more bc i need to gain back some weight or they wont let me donate plasma#my extra pokemon money..... nawr...#i dropped like 10 pounds. my current job is very physical. lots of scuttling around.#i thought about working out too? i had a short phase last year in like spring or something where i started doing workout type stuff#so like.. maybe. probably should. healtly mindset shit yk#i also maybe want some more clothes. like update my wardrobe a bit. really figure out my style.#like some cool shirts and maybe pants. cause i wear a lot of the same stuff#also again. dropped weight so. need better fitting pants.....#i want more mens pants. big pockets... gender....#anyways. nice chatting with you besties. love you guys my silly little tumblr besties.#some of you that follow this sideblog have supported me on here for a while. i see you. i appreciate you. thank you 💖#genuinely there are names that pop up and im like !! hello!!! its you!!!!!#you guys probably know who you are. go get yourself a little treat you deserve it. or like. idk what you enjoy.#play a good game. watch your favorite show. idk. be happy. love yourself.#this also goes out to those of you who are more passive on my blog. i appreciate you too!! thank you!#all my little tumblr followers.... my besties..... unles you are a bot i havent cleared out lmao#k i might have to go to bed idk im tired well see
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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!
#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1070#i am smiling so hard rn. contagious#also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying#you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it#hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy#THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE#this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071#momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members#law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk#THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING#FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072
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I like how no matter how unwell one might be about a specific chosen Franklin Expedition member, the fact that you know nearly anything about him means someone else has been weirder about him.
No matter how weird you are about James Fitzhames, know Battersby wrote All That. Yes, I am A Certain Way about Chambers, but ask me not why I am, but John Wilson why he . Did that (Graves of Ice).
#seriously why did he#artefacts#franklin expedition#james fitzjames#george chambers#john wilson#the author not the expedition member. or him too i guess. actually nvm what does it say about me that i know there was also an expedition#member named that
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stimming isnt enough anymore i need to kill him
#cucumber quest#em. these r both. kinda old. but i dont really think theyre that bad. i could do better now but#i should draw him more often!!!#i say after only drawing him for a week straight#tumblr is scary im sorry#i hate the layout on here irs so much scarier then twitter#FUCK I FORGOT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LOOK AT THIS TAG#i think. its a little too late to delete this all isnt ir???#hey would you guys believe me if i said ive been hyperfixated on him for.#checks list.#a little over a year now. and i still dont know how to draw him???#you probably would actually. nvm#shivers in fear#yk i dont actually know why i think people on tumblr r scary. most of the people ive met are really nice!!!#actually maybe its because a lot of people on here are adults and im really self conscious about my art#i should stop blabbering sorry
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alt! ! !
Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character...
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9S (Nier Automata)!
// oh here, have something from an ancient rp (aka 2021)
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Maybe, if he were a bit more naive- or perhaps if the connection wasn't so terrible (it shouldn't ever be this terrible, even in the worst of surface conditions)- 9S would have been able to dismiss this area as a particularly well-preserved area of ancient human activity or something of that sort, one that he wasn't familiar with. Unfortunately, with every bit of information he's gathered, that's definitely not the case. And given this information, maybe- just maybe, mind you- straying from 2B's side was a questionable decision.
Then again, while he's not made for combat, it's not like he's completely helpless, and 2B can more than handle herself. They can somewhat contact each other, too. And besides- spreading out to get a better assessment of the terrain is potentially useful.
Or maybe he just wants to take the time to look at things, and investigate them, and gather all the data he can on whatever seems interesting without looking like he's slacking off.
Either way, though, 9S's little expedition leads him to the docks. The river here's very large, he notes, vaguely wondering if there's any fish in there. Maybe 2B'd like to give that a look. But he wanders along, the final notes of what he can only assume to be a song catches his attention.
He knows what music is. There is some music in the database, and even if they hadn't existed, he's seen birds. He's even met machines who may have been singing. But that's a weird ground, given their tinny, often monotone voices.
Still, this- this is different. Those few notes feel… fluid. Soothing, maybe, even though he hadn't heard the full performance. It's more than enough to whet his curiosity, of course, and after making an assessment of where the sound came from, he cautiously crept towards the location of the source. And soon enough, he's greeted by the sight of… um… someone. Whoever this is doesn't appear to be armed, though that's not necessarily an indication of strength if it does blow up into a fight. He's not here to land the first hit, though, so hopefully, it won't come to that.
Besides- this could be an opportunity to learn something. He's not sure what yet, but it may very well be.
"Hey," 9S says, waiting for the other's response before making any final decisions.
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// oh, near a tomato... i was still fresh to the whole college thing, a person i kinda-sorta liked at the time had recced it a few months prior.... and it was on sale on the xbox. that was actually the breaking point. anyone who knows me and my tastes may have also wondered how 2B wasn't the one to get me to jump straight into playing.
to which: idk man. might've been because ending a spoilers were my first (knowing) exposure to the game. i had actually seen another nier automata clip before this on tumblr, but i didn't know that at the time. but anyway, it threw me so off kilter i was like. um. okay, wild, i do not know what just happened and i'm not sure i ever spend $40 to understand.
but sales really change my tune lol. but also weirdly it still wasn't 2B who got my attention! don't get me wrong; i loved her! a lot!! maybe a little too much!!!! but it was her silly sidekick 9S, who. i've been accused of kinning. lol.
anyway it didn't help the accusations that i ended up writing him. you can tell some things haven't changed about how i write. look at all that yapping narration
#[ ooc ]#heaven-said#[ ooc ] // old kira writing real? lmfao#[ ooc ] // he was fun. i dunno why i stopped writing him#[ ooc ] // *thinks back to late 2021* actually nvm i do know why. breakups sure do a thing to a girl lol
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honestly i’m so tired i’m feeling kinda sad that there’s no destiny and that we make out own paths. i want to have that red string tied to my pinkie knowing there’s someone else on the other end of it. i guess you don’t need a soulmate when you’re likeable and can just have anyone but for people like me that’d be nice
#i’m just upset with how logical you actually need to be to have a romantic relationship#i know communication is one of the most important things with this stuff#but are we not allowed to have feelings at all anymore#i want that mutual infatuation with someone not fucking bargaining and counting reasons why we should or shouldn’t give it a try#no need to tell me i’m childish i’m aware. i’ve been depressed since i was 11 no shit i’m gonna be emotionally stunted#nvm idk who i’m being mad at about this
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pausing your regularly scheduled drama to announce that camp tensions are finally relaxing ~
#hey look theyre getting better!#noya is more determined to try n pull herself together especially after seeing how hard ali is trying to do that#plus the fact that theyre actually on their way to denerim now has her in higher spirits too#(shes absolutely gonna not like what she finds there but she doesnt know that yet <3)#and for renan seeing the determination and camaraderie in the different places theyve been in#has both made them really realise that the threat is Real and kindled an Actual drive to try their best to stop the blight#there is def still drama and tension lol but everyones startin to get on better (or at least be civil with one another) so thats something!#oc: noya tabris#oc: var'renan mahariel#my ocs#morrigan#leliana#dao#my art#so far noya gets on better w alistair and leliana bc they respond better to yknow. being talked to in general lmao#but also to questions n stuff. cos noya is the type to push questions instead of dropping them#which makes her unpopular w morrigan tho#opposite for renan lol; ali still finds it hard to connect w her and renan and leli have a mutual distrust#morri is so much fun tho lmao i love how their convos basically go#'*quesion*' - 'why should i tell you??' - 'ok nvm then' - 'excuse me i never said i /dont/ wanna tell >:('#aaanyway enough rambling lolol#brain buzzing w blorbo thoughts what else is new xD
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(credits to ssruis)
This song is the only thing keeping me going I do not play about mr showtime 😞 nothing ruined me (made my life better) the way this song did
(Sendn. Me songs to do this with in my ask box… sniffle…)
#circuses? heh.. yeah.. im familiar… jesters? oh#even better…. rellakinoko? now hold on this is already gonna be good… tsukasa tenma? im sold. the fish has been captured. im followinf the#sirens into the deepest parts of the sea and wont be coming back. Unfortunately i had gotten t1k (t571) on ensekai for phoenix and am still#bitter about it. Emu and nene came home but the ugly blonde didnt. This is why we’re having problems tsukasa#i have a mr showtime themed custom profile that needs to be finished aand i gotta work on my one for#tsukasa4#ill be more prepared for that one im certain of it#knocking on wood#PRAYING.#t500 would have been nice you know… unfortunately i ran out of resources.#i think the amount of time and love ive poured into making everything abt this event makes up for this though. Also this is gonna sound#obnoxious but i feel like one of the five people who actually. You know. Get the event. Like its importance which ill elaborate on in a#future post. Everybody wants to talk about this event but nobody wants to read the story#and the side stories Guysss ur missing out its so good when youre not forcing urself to think tsukasa has an ed and dont even know a single#thing abt acting yet believe one google search can prove that method acting is Absolutely Totally Going To Ruin His Life#i dont think fasting was alright it was pretty stupid but what he did doesnt make him have an ed or this or that#I do think you should be very. Very careful with method acting by the way. That can mess you up. But i dont think thats where theyll be#taking tsukasa in the future. Yes itd be nice to show the risks and get a You know be careful but its not as dark and This is gonna ruin hi#😞😨My poor baby!! As people think#omg i got sidetracked LET ME TALK ABT THE BINGO???1?1? Easily distracted ass#Uhm. Where do i begin. Nvm i dont wanna write too much more but this song truly does mean the world to me#And rella’s art is so goood my eyes are always glued to it. For some reason i keep having trouble fcing the expert chart for it on ensekai#ut was just fine on jpsekai. Frowny face. I could listen to the song all day though#Those instrumentals are popping offff i tell you#hidden circus#wonderlands x showtime#wxs#wansho#commissioned song#prsk
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