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ryan-sometimes · 4 months ago

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I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys

#never bullied women though #actually if anything I would recruit other women into bullying men with me

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eydilily · 1 month ago

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would you bite the hand that feeds you?

#pearlescentmoon #smajor1995 #wild life smp #namemc spoilers #i hope these two never get along in the storyline i find them fascinating #OKAY SO #originally i had this sketch back in session 2 when scott manages to throw her something actually edible JUST IN TIME #and now with the namemc spoilers of pearl ACTUALLY having a yellow eye which does! kind of match scotts esp since he died for this #i figured itd be an appropriate time #i did edit it though the original was pearl eating smth #now do i think scott and pearl has had any Major (heh) interactions to warrant this fanart in WL?#frankly no LMAO theyve been very civil you go guys . but i like the dynamics between them anyway #also i finally got a piece with scott!!! hes been very hard to draw goodness #anyway long rambly tags #eydidraws #my art #mcyt #trafficblr #galaxyduo #majormoon #** i say civil because its just been more on verbal light jabs at each other rather than anything Really significant ?#and well. its obvious all 3Gs are being very careful around each other which makes me JUST A L IL SAD #id love to see them let loose and be vicious but i also understand the angle theyre coming from #anyway can you tell i like the 3g dynamics

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 month ago

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the high guards littlest fan

#bumblebee #b 127 #soundwave #shockwave #transformers one #transformers #the high guard #i think its really funny that this iteration of bee doesnt really care about being small #like tfa bee gets all mad and aggro about it but b127 is just like 'cos u guys a bigger than me! u know what i mean u know what i mean'#i do think hed be like “why didnt i grow 😧” after everyone gets their cogs though LOOOL #funfact bee WITH a cog is only like a bit taller than d16 WITHOUT a cog #dee is like so huge though #keegan michael key said that his fave transformer is soundwave #and he actually improved the voice he does when bee says his nickname off of soundwaves voice #and that he really like shis voice #so of course im making bee soundwave fan number 1

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 2 months ago

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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

Previous!!

Next!!

First!!

#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol #should i keep going i actually don't know #are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite #the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂‍↕️#cole's art #art #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #gravity falls comic #yeah cause i am drawing comics now #that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #vampire fiddleford #werewolf stan pines #werewolf stan #gravity falls halloween au #i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know #mullet stan

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mangozic · 8 months ago

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michael shelley I would die for you

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etchif · 9 months ago

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#genuinely curious how people feel about this #I do it and I neither care if Im being annoying nor do I think I am #the ppl who followed me for my art are not going to get annoyed at me for showing them my art #though sometimes i get worried for like 1 millisecond if i come across as pushy then i remember this is the art website abd i stop caring #polls #art #can I tag this as that even if there's no actual art in the post #well. it IS about art #>1k

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achillesisnotcomingdown · 3 months ago

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Do you think that Odysseus has become a kind of running joke among the gods, like when we joke about cockroachs' survivability?

For example some mortal is surviving stuff that rly should've killed him, and someone on Olympus says "is he pulling an Odysseus on us?" and everyone laughs

#Odysseus in his palace gets a cold shiver like “ik someone is speaking about me and its rarely a good thing”#i offer to make “to pull an Odysseus” an actual idiom that means “to go though many neg things and survive”#ex “friday i had classes from 8:30am to 3:30pm with only an hour of break to eat. i rly had to pull an odysseus”#“the vet said my cat wouldn't live older than 2-3yo but hes pulling an Odysseus he's 4yo and in great shape”#the iliad #odysseus #the odyssey #epic the musical #homer

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magpiedraws · 2 years ago

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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

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teaboot · 5 months ago

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Okay so I may have been struggling under a miscommunication issue

#My coworker heard I took a day off for a migraine and said oh I get those all the time #And described what sounded like a regular headache #So I dont know if I actually have migraines more than I thought or if she just doesn't know what a migraine is #She was like #'They've only ever had me bedridden once though'#And I'm here like #Girl every migraine has me blind and bedridden that's what a migraine is #Otherwise it's just a sparkling headache #So wtffff #Help #emetophobia tw #I think?#Headaches #Migraines

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clownowo · 5 months ago

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its ok he didn't really mean it please get off the floor

#og post #My art #Ace Attorney #AA #klavier gavin #apollo justice #trucy wright #klapollo #i started this comic. two years ago #and kept returning to it every couple months. never actually finishing it. because i kept starting over #but this time i finally did it. yay me #i don't like my caption or apollo's last line but whatever i finished it im posting it #i really like the trucy in the 4th panel though ^_^ i think she turned out nice #shipping #yaoi #1k

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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was this anyone else's first thought, or

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #anglerfish #YES hiking jade let's GO #send him up the mountain to look at some funky mushrooms #love how delicately he's holding his lantern with his little pinky out #ooh la la monsieur mastermind #now what are the odds we're getting gargoyle-club malleus next #probably not good but LOOK let me DREAM #i also very much want the equestrian club. GIVE ME HORSE BOYS #actually just give me everyone i want to see everyone #man though the june schedule looking pretty light over here in jp #which always makes me think something big is coming up...#whenever they pull a training camp on us it instantly sends my brain into overthinking mode #chances are good it's more main story though!#we've been averaging every-other-month story updates for a while now and the consistency is nice #i'm still not over the eight months between the end of episode 5 and the start of episode 6...#(IT'S FINE i want them to take all the time they need! i am just impatient)#(i will happily wait but i will be rolling around on the ground the entire time)

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

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oooocleo · 1 year ago

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hmm hmmmmm hmmm

#my art #bug fae fate game #my take on my friends dragonfly fae design!#i was gonna offer these as a quick comm option but actually im incapable of drawing anything Quickly #to my own satisfaction.............lol..........#esp when ppl r paying me #i might go ahead and open new YCH standee comms for september though!

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ashoss · 7 months ago

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this idea wont leave my brain please help me !! YIPPEE HADES BATKIDS !!!

without the bg and text under the cut :))

asdhj probably gonna post like,, two at a time because thats ,, a lot,,,, of drawing ,,,,,,, so heres tim and jason! i think i got the hang of it more with jason lol

ALSO ALSO!!!

thank you to those who helped me with the titles for the batkids!! they were all really good :D (all on insta lol)

timothy: the tenured - thomson_at

#yeah jasons hair gave me ... a lot of trouble until i landed on this #i was debating doign a long hairstyle but i dont think it looked too good with the wreath lol #tims clothing actually gave me sooo much trouble #i really wanted to incorperate more of his red robin elements in it and so i really wanted to do the yellow bandoliers #but thats why he has the upper arm wraps #maybe ill redo him later #once i get the hang of jen zee's style more lolol #jason was fun though #askj commentary over #jason todd #red hood #robin #tim drake #dc fanart #dc comics #batfam #batman #ash's doodlings #hades game #hades supergiant #wait more commentary #i used apollo artemis and hermes for tim because i wanted more of that slimmer vibe #and zag i mostly used for jason #yeah im not super happy with tim but for like.. a second attempt im fine with it #btw if this were an actual game #id like to think that the protagonist would be damian #trying to find his father (bruce) and coming across all of his fathers kids and pseudo kids lol

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u-so-silly · 2 months ago

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Took a break from a comm to paint Lara's arms for practice 🙂

#lara croft #tomb raider #my art crap #I played the reboot trilogy earlier took me a while to actually draw her #The show though is super gay

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dubiousculturalartifact · 11 months ago

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every single thing further i learn about the locked tomb series makes me more confused. there's...necromancy? memes? mythology? space? honestly at this point, you could tell me a main character is the reincarnation of both jesus and a homestuck character and i'd be like 'yeah sure, that tracks'

#the locked tomb #plz dont tell me there's actually a character who is sapphic karkat jesus though #i cant cope with that

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