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My mother: We're going to have (dish loaded with soy) for dinner, what do you want?
Me: I'll probably just eat like, a party pizza and eat it in my room.
Her: No, we're cooking it outside.
Me: You're eating inside?
Her: Yes.
Me: I'll eat it in my room.
Her: It makes me feel bad when you say stuff like that.
Me, with a soy allergy who gets nauseous and headaches at the smell: That's, the point!
#relatable?#funny#hilarious#relatable#lol#food allergies#food allergy#actual conversation#actual conversation with my mom#conversations with my mother#conversations with my mom#is this psychological warfare#is this manipulation
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That causes Dande’s resolve to soften somewhat...
#dnd art#dnd character#comic#sketch#dnd#very rough but i needed it out of my system#dandelion treehollow#jalester silvermane#lionmane#dande was trying to get jalester to agree not to go to the feywild#where the party needs to go to fix dande's mistake/betrayal#but dande doesn't want them to go because he thinks they're gonna die. or something worse.#he's still freaked out from his few minutes back Home (with his hag mom)#anyway he was trying to have a serious conversation but his resolve was melted away by jalester saying a few quite nice things#dande is so easily emotionally distracted lol#“I feel like we don't wanna have the same conversation.”#links in the text are just to other drawings i did while ruminating on this scene#ugh this is so rough but i have actual work i need to do BOOOOO
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quiet follows his dreams
#slay the princess#stp spoilers#stp princess#stp the long quiet#the long quiet#my art#i have actual art but i just made this blog and dont want to post actual art yet#since afaik it still takes 24 hrs after a blog being made til art shows up in the tags#and i dont mind if this doesnt show up until tomorrow since its just joke art#stemming from a conversation i had with my friends about a conversation i had w my mom#not tagging broken since hes only under the cutoff but he IS there technically
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"The reason why you rarely have friends is because you lack self-confidence and also because you are ✨🤓smart and pretty💅✨ so people feel intimidated"
No mom, I am literally the weird kid.
#based on a conversation with my mom#i accepted my role as the weird kid#it is what it is#autism#neurodivergent#asd#autism spectrum disorder#autistic#actually autistic#autism awareness#autistic adult
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Maglor: Can I assume this food is for me?
Celegorm: You can, but you know what they say about assuming!
Maglor: Can I-
Celegorm: Assume!
Maglor: Can you stop saying that?
Curufin: Please stop.
Nerdanel: Do I need to whack you?
Maedhros: *Walks in and whacks Celegorm*
Maedhros: Why did he need whacking?
Celegorm: You whacked me for no reason?! Just because you heard I needed to be whacked?!
Maedhros: Well?
Maglor: He kept saying "You know what assuming means" and then I asked him to stop and then Curufin asked, and then mom threatened to whack him.
Celegorm: Why does Maedhros not whack anyone else?!
Maglor: We try to not give him a reason to.
#Brought by a real conversation by my family#Maglor was me#Celegorm was my annoying little sister#Curufin was said little sisters twin#Nerdanel was my dad#and Maedhros was my mom#No feanor cause we all know he'd be absent and Maedhros is actually the father figure#silmarillion#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect quotes#maedhros#lotr maedhros#maglor#lotr maglor#curufin#celegorm#lotr celegorm#Nerdanel#lotr nerdanel
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I feel like I'm digging myself deep into a hole and finding nothing, trying to figure out more about In-ho's family
#i've been hyperfixating for probably over an hour#just googling and looking at pictures and squid game wiki and using google translate in hopes that it's not translating wrong#i'm tired#this hyperfixation is strong#but idk i'm not getting anywhere#all i found out is that gihun's mom and junho's mom have the same first name for some reason#idk is mal-soon a common korean name?#also i found out that the data they get for the files on the players is just data that you can find by looking a person up enough#because in gihuns file for family there isn't any father listed and the same goes for inho#also for inho the only parent that is listed is his stepmother and not his actual mother#also junho was born when inho was 16#that's not a hidden detail that's just math#anyways#idk they could be not putting names of parents because it's important or maybe it's also entirely unimportant#i'm rewatching (or trying to) season 1 actually for an entirely different reason but i've been hung up on this for too damn long and now#it's getting dark outside and i feel like i#*like i've wasted my whole afternoon for basically no information#idk i'm thinking too much about backstory but if we look at seasons 1 and 2 we can see that squid game is really not a backstory heavy show#ore more like#there's not really any flashbacks and most backstory stuff/stuff from the past is only ever mentioned in like a throwaway line#if we're talking about family and all that#anyways i need to Stop or i'm gonna freak out#okay i'll tell you what i actually wanted to do and that's draw#and specifically do that 'do you think we would find each other in every universe trend' with saebyeok and jiyeong#but for that i need to watch the marbles game conversation they had and so i'm watching until that maint now#*point#so#if you've read up until now you're welcome or i'm sorry... idk#squid game#hwang in ho
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i can't believe solas has like four messy as hell divorces and rook gets thrown in the middle of all of them
#dragon age#solas#datv spoilers#to me solas just collects divorces and i think thats his funniest trait. mythal felassan lavellan and varric are all his exes to me.#and rook isn't safe from ANY of them.#i guess its 3 or 4 depending on world state. romanced lavellan isn't even my canon inquisitor but its funnier to include it#every conversation solas has with anyone else is just 'mom and dad are fighting again'#you know actually if you're funny enough you can include elgar'nan in this too. and i am now.
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He'd been silent.
Inko couldn't fault him. She'd expect she'd become the designated driver for her son and their friends when she found herself having to purchase a car, but she'd always expected Izuku to be able to act as buffer.
The silence wasn't awkward, but it was certainly tense, and it was clear Katsuki wasn't going to speak up first.
"He used to come home crying everyday, you know?" She said. "You made his life hell."
Katsuki met her eyes in the rearview mirror for a second before she got her eyes back to the road, the occasional street light their only chance at actual seeing each other.
"I know." Inko expected him to. "How can I make it up to you?" She didn't expect him to ask that. Her grip on the steering wheel tightened and she clenched her jaw, wiling herself not to tear up.
"You can't, Katsuki," she said, harsh. "There is nothing you can do to make all the shit you put him through ok and there never will be." She flicked her gaze back at him again. "You're going to have to live with the fact that it's never going to be ok, Katsuki."
Katsuki didn't respond. He stopped looking at her, instead moving his sight towards Izuku's sleeping form in the passenger seat.
"He's been happy," she said. "He's happy at UA, with his new friends and God only knows what the hell he sees in you that you're included in that." She took the next turn a bit too sharply and tried to contain herself again by breathing slowly. "You'll do well not to ruin this for him, Katsuki."
#mha#my hero academia#bnha#bakugou katsuki#inko midoriya#my hero academia fanfiction#is this based on an actual conversation my mom had with my childhood bully whi beat the shit out of me every day for a decade#only to then apologize a few years after i changed schoild?#yes#ye sit is#i haven't seen that guy in YEARS broski randomly saw me on the streets apologized became part of my life for like 2 years#and then disappeared again#hope hes doing ok#he was a much better person#then he was as a kid
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christ alive I love my parents and I'm glad I got to see them but they are just. so fucking exhausting
#i've identified something about them#which is this#they genuinely do not grasp that other people have Real Experiences that don't map to their view of the world#like it's not that they don't view those experiences as valid or whatever#it's that they genuinely and truly do not grok that other people have experiences they don't approve of#like that the experiences actually happen and aren't made up#“why do you insist on referring to X with they/them pronouns?”#“because they don't identify with a gender”#“well you're either one or the other”#“well they don't feel that way and they don't identify with a gender”#“well you're one or the other”#“okay but literally they do not feel that way and you not liking that doesn't change it like wtf and also sex and gender aren't the same”#etc etc etc ad fucking nauseum#fucks sake#also this is always my mom who drops this shit#my dad just pretends like nothing is happening and ignores the conversation like the wuss he is lol#to be fair i get it because i would not go up against my mom either if i was him because he has to live with her stubborn ass#it's probably obvious but they blithely misgendered me the whole goddamn time they were here#UNLESS THEY WERE IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE IN PUBLIC LOLOLOLOLOLOL#HMMMMMMMMM#FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS#anyway fuck them and i hope they get home safe because they're old as fuck and probably going to die in the next 5-10 years#and when they do it will be terrible and also part of me will be relieved and idk how to feel about that tbh#so like#yeah#:/#covington-shenanigans gets personal#(to be clear they just didn't use pronouns for me at all in public)#(they have never once gendered me correctly and probably never will)
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Rin: dude that licence plate says kidneys!
Bon: that says kindness...
Rin: oh
#source: actual conversation between me and my mom#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#rin okumura#ryuuji suguro
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Me: I'm going to the store, do you need anything?
My mother, who has been waiting for this all day: FRUIT!
#relatable?#funny#hilarious#relatable#lol#conversations with my mom#my mom actually said that#actual conversation#real conversation#conversation#funny conversations
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with a few minutes' reflection and a second conversation with my parents I have realized that I may have overblown things and overreacted a bit and also in some ways they're correct even if I think they're also harsh about it
#we talked it out. i don't think they intended to be hurtful they're just trying to make me see how badly my pessimism#can impact others?? I think all three of us were pissed off during the first conversation#there's a lot of other stuff going on behind the scenes too that I don't want to talk about#but like. my parents aren't total jerks. when we aren't all being belligerent to each other we get along quite well#and I really do respect them quite a lot. some days we Do Not do well at Being A Good Family though#my dad did say that he's seen people apparently cringe away from me when I'm acting annoyed though#which... may honestly be true. I have a very readable face and if I'm upset people tend to notice#I just... I talked to them again and realized that I took that one thing to mean ''everyone hates you and is just pretending to be nice''#idk if I agree about what my mom says about me bringing a Vibe that brings the whole room down#I think that one may just be because she's so used to me complaining to her about everything bc I... do actually complain too much#but anyway. we resolved the argument. my initial ''my parents told me everyone dislikes me'' was uh... MY inference#and not actually the words they said#I also think I should stop complaining online so much. it's just letting the complaining spirit grow#re: my last post
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#okay so#background: my family lives like 500 km from me#a few weeks ago my mom said she'll come up for my birthday party which at first i wasn't too thrilled about#but mostly bc i always stress myself and i feel like i have to take care of them#today my sister called and said she is changing work places so she unexpectedly has a few vacation days#and she wants to come too so i was like yea cool#and my parents are always like “ugh your mom/dad doesn't want to go on vacation with me anyway”#and my mom and my sister technically invited themselves#so i was like ok i dont want my dad to feel left out even though he could also like initiate it and say yo my daughter is turning 30#and i've actually haven't seen her apartment#or have visited her in 6 years#and he can be a lil socially awkward so i was like ok I'll invite him#or at least tell him he's welcome#so i did that and he was like 'yea thanks but I'm not coming :)'#which is. obviously fine i guess but yeah#makes me feel real loved#also i specifically called him and after that one minute conversation#he was like 'yea ur moms here too i'll give her to you bye'#thanks i guess#lenis life
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Was so nervous about telling my dad about my tattoo last night and he was not a fan but like. Its fine im normal about wanting his approval. But now telling my mom feels so easy lmao
EDIT lmao my mom was chill as hell about it
#i havent *actually* told her but i did start the conversation#shes just not online atm#like. my dad isnt angry#hes NOT A Conservative but hes got very conservative (in the non-political sense) standards of appearance u know?#and like he acknowledges that im an adult and can make my own choices hes just not a fan#he was like one i can allow but its a slippery slope to more...#and im like do not worry i genuinely dont want another#it was so scary tho. hes like. my favorite person and i want him to be proud of me all the time forever OTL#and he is! i just. agh u know?#anyways lmao wish me luck with my mom. but its so much easier to breach that with her now that i did with my dad#bel speaks
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I have names and everything i know it’s silly
#my mom was SO excited you have no idea#it was our first serious conversation about it#and she was like ‘welp it looks like it’s time to get you started!’#and she talked about how exciting it is to look for donors#she loves kids and babies and I want her there every step of the way#cause she’s my mom and she’s a nurse and she loves this stuff#and her being excited makes it feel like it’s something that might actually be possible#(and less scary)
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unintended consequence of introducing my mom to reddit in 2019 is that 5 years later she is 10x more of a redditor than anyone i know now, and also has zero concept of the general reputation of reddit among normal people. everybody stares blankly when this woman in her 60s starts talking about this post she saw on reddit. she brings it up CONSTANTLY. like nearly every conversation. i'm like mom please. these people only know reddit as the incel site, if they know what it is at all
#not saying there aren't older people on reddit but like#let's all be real the general demographic of reddit is 30 y/o men and every time i go on the popular tab i'm reminded of this#next to nobody that my mom interacts with in this rural texan town has a clue what she is talking about#but the confidence with which she cites it#at least she isnt into conspiracies#actuall i'll ammend. she is into conspiracies. but she's into mocking them#which on it's own is a little....i've had to tell her to dial back because she's always bringing up whatever stupid thing she saw online#like she is more chronically online than i am when it comes to what stupid maga people believe. because she hates them#and i'm happy she hates them instead of supports them#but i'm also like mom pls you cannot bring up vaccine conspiracies in normal company everyone thinks you are insane#i SEE their looks as she talks but she doesnt ��#it's like people will be having a normal conversation about real world things and she will derail into unhinged chronically online stuff#like mom pls everyone else is happily living normal lives offline you are confusing and scaring them LOL
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