#accidental harem

[youcalledsworld]

Danny Phantom crossover prompts

Ghost King Danny going on adventures and diplomatic missions across the multiverse to either stop conflicts that create an influx of ghosts, to stop others from punching a hole into the Infinite Realms like his parents or create an alliance.

During some of his adventures and missions Danny somehow gains a fiancee or wifes. Most of the time it's to strengthen alliances just like with his wife Yasaka leader of the yokai in her dimension. Other times it's because he accidentally courted using their traditions like with Princess Looma.

It's gotten to the point that every time he goes away his fiancee and wife's bet on whether or not he brings someone home

[mscloud]

MAYBE THIS IS STRETCH but I feel like shang qinghua would have the same problems with demons could some would see his mannerisms as flirtish even though he would see it as sucking up and self-preservation

i love writing about shen qingqiu flirting with people but not knowing he does it, and never realizing what effect it has on people or when they flirt back

for instance, he doesn't quite have a grasp on the usage of flowery, poetic speech yet, so he uses it in ways that are more suggestive than he means to. he compliments liu qingge's fighting style but the words he uses are "dancing like a snow lotus in the high mountain gales" and liu qingge turns so red shen qingqiu thinks he has a fever. he also said to wei qingwei that if only he was better a guqing player he would capture the sound of his laughter (wei qingwei has a boisterous laugh and this was meant to be teasing) and wei qingwei lay awake for three nights thinking about that.

he'd try to banter with yue qingyuan in the sort of taunting style of the original sqq, but in doing so accidentally strays into "shixiong should just bring his pillow and move in with how much he visits" "well if shidi insists" territory, and he doesn't realize it.

he pretends to be jealous when liu qingge goes on a mission with someone else, saying things like "shidi is having so much fun with [other peak lord], am i not enough? has my heart been traded for another?" with a fake pout that's supposed to be playful, but that inadvertently causes liu qingge to only accept missions with him or by himself, and of course shen qingqiu keeps digging this hole deeper by then acting flattered when liu qingge invites only him to the hunt.

he also definitely goes a little shakespearean sometimes to be dramatic, but people take that serious too. one time shang qinghua was too busy to read/write with him, so he complained to whoever listened, "the cruelty of his words have ripped my heart asunder, never again will i feel joy from what has now turned to sorrow", and two days later shang qinghua asks him what the hell he said to make half of the peak lords show up angry at his house like scorned lovers

in my mind he has also made a "chain me to the bed to have your way" kind of comment about his without a cure treatment, because mu qingfang added twenty new concoctions to the list that are yucky and shen yuan doesn't like yucky things, but even he was like "hm" about that and their next appointment was a little awkward.

[disgracefulthings]

Au where SQQ and SQH get married for tax benefits before LBH gets out of the abyss, and after he returns and he and SQQ make up, SQQ realizes he wants to marry LBH and brings it up to SQH

Shen Qingqiu: We need a divorce

Shang Qinghua: What, noooo. I married you for less paperwork, not more!

Shen Qingqiu: What do you want me to do, have Luo Binghe be married to us both?!

Shang Qinghua: Technically, according to the paperwork, I'm married to you, so if you marry Luo Binghe, we both would be your spouse, but I wouldn't be married to Luo Binghe

Shen Qingqiu: 🤔

Cue SQQ's harem arc

[unaarista]

[toxooz]

Bro, I just realized, Ollie would be fire as a cheerleader with his size and strength. He'd be throwing those fliers and flipping them and catching them so easy

pffftt he DID juggle the entire cheer team for bits and show when he was forced into college football bc im sure they only weigh damn near only 90 pounds each so it was like throwing pillows for him but nonetheless i havent drawn Ollie in any comically slutty outfits in a while so here:

the entire cheer team would fight over him like savage beasts for sure 😭

[science-lings]

a traditional fairytale-type AU but Bruce Wayne is simultaneously the Knight, the Princess (Brucie), and the Dragon (Batman) but he's secretly just a dad who wants to hang out in his spooky gothic castle with his dozen kids and keeps getting into situationships with the 'heroes' sent to 'save him'.

[meganechan05]

One year ago today was episode 5 of KingOhger: The King of Winter is Coming

One year ago today, the show reveals the mysterious and unwavering King of Gokkan serving as the planet's Supreme Justice.

Who is actually just an Autistic Gender Disaster overdue on a vacation so they take comfort in a bloodthirsty cartoon yeti

Happy Anniversary, Team Gokkan! 😎💜🦋

[transingthoseformers]

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/733831112918532096/the-decepticon-high-command-preferring-to-use

I didn't mean to make the last part so questionable, sorry

But yes, Optimus ended up fucking around and finding out with this proposal

He fucked around, he found out, he liked what he found so he fucked around MORE, rinse and repeat

Plus he's like. He's a totally capable warrior able to even best Megatron, he spend a lot of his time analyzing Cybertronian history and this includes the various tactics used in the Great Cybertronian War sure but also the Quintesson war(s) and any before that! Dude's got a firm idea on strategy and that's useful when your main strategy guys are either off world at the moment or untrustworthy (looking at you tfa Starscream)

Ratchet will have opinions about this, very loud opinions on this, but I'm getting such a vibe of him being the most qualified medic they got because ratchet is just that fucking good

I'm still trying to connect the dots between "Optimus sleeps with Megatron during his rut" to "Optimus counts as part of DHC and Tarn is bewildered", but I'm not abandoning team prime in this no that's Ultra Magnus's job

[andygo34]

I really like this couple tbh

[borealing]

[cloudydreamingart]

your kallamar caused my gay awakening

PFFT THANK YOU??

That is so funny omg

[cakesmelons]

Ya gotta be careful with yer bitches Epic, Dream ain't got the best love life either,,,

And hey, look, Epic lost his smug face :3

[l33n1s]

Anytime I get a string of notifications all from the same person I do start planning our wedding a little bit.

[sk1fanfiction]

canon Harry would drop kick Indy!'Smart'!Powerful!Harry off a cliff

[fatuaanser]

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