#absolutely livid

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💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

last post before i log off for christmas, i apologise for the radio silence, we've had a family crisis on this end :')

anyway!! some of the traits will be a bit 'generic' (read; they'll make sense) but some of them might seem a bit random - i promise there's a reason for all of them though aksdh

under the cut :)

BELIEVES;

K. Valiev ; A. Bellefleur

DOESN'T BELIEVE;

A. Caras ; T. Bellefleur ; M. Serrel

TRAITS;

A. Bellefleur; independent / caring / emotional

K. Valiev; empathetic / cautious / mature

A. Caras; social / logical / patient

T. Bellefleur; rebellious / stubborn / caring

M. Serrel; flirty / strong sense of self / perceptive

[mushabon]

So it's been over a week my ass got snapped by a god damn truck and the doctor had the audacity to slip me one of these bad boys for the next few weeks...

[cuddleswinchester]

I just think Charles should be involved in the advent of suing docs who did the husband stitch for malpractice

[thatcountryboydamo]

How you liking Tumblr so far friend.

Hi mate. Been on here for not even a day and I’m being harassed by some gremlin and a fuckin’ nerd.

So far not so good.

[stripedwolf88]

Literally me right now

[bitchybylershipper]

NO FUCKING WAY I JUST GOT BOOTED OUT OF MY PINTEREST ACCOUNT. AND I CANT FUCKING LOG BACK IN BECAUSE THE DEVICE IM ON TECHNICALLY BELONGS TO MY SCHOOL AND THE ADMIN FUCKING BLOCKED PINTEREST APPARENTLY I AM SO ANGRY OH MY GOD

[pumpking64]

okay brain, taking anti-anxiety medication, going on a mental health walk and doing evening yoga today apparently has just not been enough to calm myself down, so what the fuck do you want me to do??

[dr-ivana-robotnikova]

Not trying to cause alarm but uh yourwifejustgotkidnapped

WHAT?

Aggy got kidnapped? By who??? Fuck, let me see if I can track her. I still have her DNA anchoring codes in my Portal Opener, I-

*blood draining from her face*

It can't locate her? How'd they cloak her signal?

I will find you, Agate. I will.

[everwalldigan]

Concept: Jason sending Tim a different drug dealer’s name every month so that rich kid Tim Drake tries to make the dealer sell to him as a test if they’re truly sticking to Jason’s no selling to kids rule.

Jason has essentially killed two birds with one stone, 1. He got to identify and take out the fuckers that were still selling to kids and 2. He essentially made sure Tim could never buy anything from Gotham’s dealers. Call it his way of caring.

To anybody else, Tim just looked like another stupid rich kid who doesn’t know what they’re getting themselves into but the ruse is up when the news starts spreading that anyone who sells to Tim Drake specifically will get their ass busted by the Red Hood. So the next time Jason sees Damian he pitches the idea up to him and the few dealers that sell to Damian get an especially slow and painful treatment cause how dare they sell to what is very clearly a 14 year old baby??

The operation is kept strictly away from Bruce, of course, until one day some reporter breaks the story about billionaire Bruce Wayne’s kids caught trying to buy drugs and all HELL breaks loose. The end result was all of them being grounded for a month after a 5 hour long rant about responsibility and damaging their civilian reputations and the entire Wayne family being blacklisted from the drug market no matter how much cash they wave around.

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[artyc-stan-of-tsp]

@rembiee

A picture of Error playing with my cat Zafir 💗

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You guys get a little insight into the right corner of our living room. It's pretty empty, so I took advantage of it and I drew Error there. :]

| Error Sans belongs to LoverofPiggies |

[windcloudii]

Jiuyuan took me as a hostage and doesn't let me go. Now it lives in head rent free. So, continuation to my Rogue SY au.

They fought with a cat demon that put a temporal curse on them while trying to run away.

Sj: They're all stupid. Stop listening to their blabbering and let's go.

Sy: En *thinking* I wanna squeeze his cheeks and pat his head so badly

[autismking]

oh so it turns out i just don’t get packages on weekends at fucking all because the front office is closed on weekends. sorry but this is insane ive never lived in a complex that was closed BOTH weekend days. and the fact that they don’t even TELL US when we have a package at the front desk is also insane

[slutforpringles]

Max Verstappen in interview with Blick, January 2025 [translated] | via

[itsnojida]

oh my god. i love her so much guys oh my god

[foldingfittedsheets]

So the other day the local corvids started raising an unholy ruckus. I was upstairs and went to the window to see if there was a raptor nearby I might spot.

Instead there was a whole ass coyote looking extremely shaken by the attention just. Splayed out on the ground by the bushes. I whipped my phone out but not fast enough.

So please enjoy the only photo I caught of this beleaguered creature hiding from angry birds:

There is a coyote in the photo I promise