#THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF

[rafeys-angel13]

‘current boyfriend’ prank on rafe

warnings: argument, mean rafe, ✨borderline abuse ✨

writers notes:

you’re scrolling on tiktok while rafe is in the shower. you come across a video of a girl pretending to do a trend with her boyfriend, but in the intro she called him her ‘current boyfriend’ and he got pissed off.

you smiled to yourself as rafe comes back in the room, this is your chance to do it. you look up at rafe. his hairs damp and he has a towel wrapped around his waist.

“rafey, get dressed… i wanna try a tiktok trend” you smile sweetly and he raises an eyebrow. how is he already suspicious?

“what kinda trend…?” he asks hesitantly. you giggle at his nervousness and grab his hand, swinging it slightly and looking up at him with your sweet, pure eyes.

“it’s to see how well we know each other… like we ask questions back and forth…” you smile, hoping he believes you and he struggles to hold back a small smile at your excitement.

“sure… why not” he scoffs and shakes his head, pulling his hand away from yours to get changed. he can’t believe he’s ent

“yay, rafey! i’m so excited…” you giggle and he shakes his head with a smile.

he slips on some grey sweatpants, leaving his tanned torso bare.

once you set up the camera and sat infront of it on the sofa, all his suspicions had gone and he was prepared to answer some questions about you. you press record and start speaking.

“hi guys, me and my current boyfriend are going to do that trend to find out who knows-“

“what the fuck did you just say?” rafe cuts you off and looks over at you.

“i said we’re going to do that trend to find out who knows the other better…” you repeat, trying so hard to keep yourself from smiling or laughing.

he frowns, that small crease between his eyebrows getting deeper.

“no. before that. what did you call me?” he demands and leans forward, getting in your face.

“my boyfriend…” you mumble, starting to think this prank was maybe a bad idea.

“no you fucking didn’t. you called me your ‘current boyfriend’.” he snaps and grabs your neck with his big hands.

“rafe! it was a joke” you try to pull his fingers off your neck but he doesn’t budge. he turns the recording off and throws your phone down on the coffee table.

“i don’t care if it was a fucking joke! you think there will be people after me? huh? you think i’m just something you can play with and then drop when you get bored?” he interrogates through gritted teeth.

“no… it was just a joke… we weren’t actually going to play that game. i just wanted your reaction to what i called you.” you protest but he’s still seething.

“i don’t give a shit. i’m your forever boyfriend, your future husband. never call me that bullshit again. got it?” he raises his eyebrow and tightens his grip on your face.

“yeah…” you agree with him you hope his anger to goes away but he just lets go of you, stands up and walks to his office, muttering something under his breath.

once he leaves, you pick up your phone and see that your phone screen is smashed. great, another thing that he’s broken.

you give rafe a little time to cool off before head through to his office. you find him sat at his desk, just staring at his computer screen.

“rafe…?” you speak up, unsure of how he will react.

he looks up at you, the frown is still there but there’s a softer glint in his eyes now. that gives you the courage to walk over, you stop between his legs and look at him.

“i’m sorry rafey, i really am… i didn’t mean to upset you- i thought we would like laugh about it or something. i don’t know, it was stupid…” you ramble, hoping that the more you talk the less annoyed he’ll be. there’s a beat of silence between you two before he pats your head.

“it’s fine, sweet girl… i overreacted.” he responds with a straight face, you know him well enough that you can tell he really means it though.

you smile and lean forward, your hands resting on his thighs. he presses a soft kiss to your lips and pulls you into his lap. he holds you tightly to him.

“i’ll get you a new phone…” he whispers and kisses your cheek.

[the-sick-habit]

Statistically Speaking, I Think I'm Fucked

Modern AU | Ellie x Fem!Reader | College setting | On a journal

Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol

Chp 1: "if I can swim in a pool then I can swim through college"

Saturday, August 16 07:43 PM Last day in bedroom…kinda

So basically, I’m gonna do this thing. I’m gonna FUCKING do this, and it’ll be fun and easy and it’ll be everything I ever dreamed of. Or whatever. If college is even something I actually dreamed of doing (news flash: it’s not).

Joel ordered pizza, said this all not-so-casually, “We can just eat one last time and watch your favorite movie. Is it still Curtis and Viper?”

First of all, YEAH Joel, still one of my favorite movies.

Second, I’m not DYING. He makes it so hard sometimes to act like me moving into the dorm isn’t such a big deal. It’s just fifteen minutes away. I’m literally twenty-three, I can handle it. It’s just one more empty room upstairs. Maybe then Tess will actually stay longer and not make some bullshit excuse about me being home.

Which was awkward every time she did it.

At first it was easier when Sarah was here, because she’d call them out. But Tess…not that she SCARES me or anything but when she looks at you like that? Eyes narrowed like she’s ready to aim for your head, and her eyebrows furrow a little while she does that. I can see how she makes Joel shut up.

Shit – pizza’s here.

Later, same ol’ later than my bedtime/11 ish

            So it wasn’t that bad. Kinda feel bad for the way I wrote about Joel. He’s just a big softie that doesn’t know how to say he’ll miss me. And rather say things that sounds like I’m about to be blasted into space (wouldn’t that be nice?) and never return.

            Dina texted me earlier when I was watching the movie with him. Didn’t look at it till now. Kinda wish I did, Joel would’ve gotten a kick out of it. She’s with Jessie and his family, out at their farm. Didn’t peg her for the type. Not that – yeah. Anyways.

            It’s a horse wearing a cowboy hat in that 0.5x zoom that Dina always likes to take pictures in. It’s fucking cute. I’ll just show him tomorrow.

Sunday, August 17 Joel’s truck at the buck ass crack of dawn

            I knew I should’ve waited to piss.

Now I’m in his truck, waiting for him to come out so we can go to Home Depot. He wanted to get some screws for the cabinet in the kitchen. The same one me and Sarah broke two months ago when she came to visit from Illinois. I’m honestly surprised that he just noticed, but Sarah and I did a pretty good job at stitching it up. Does he have any clue it was us?

Nah.

Told me he opened it to get his coffee mug (like a fuckin’ GIANT apparently). I asked him why he didn’t just use the ones that are in the garage. He had like, a gazillion of them. He just STARED at me like he was trying to decide what my pros and cons were.

Sorry for being practical and wanting to go back to sleep?

            “Go get the truck started.” Was all he said before he walked away like I didn’t even have a say in what I do.

            So yeah, sitting here, freezing my ass off. Listening to his old country music, somethin’ about should’ve been a cowboy or whatever. Fuck, I forgot my earbuds inside.

            But not my journal?

Monday, August 18 0900, sitting in my own row GENERAL CHEM LECTURE

            Well, this is it. Here in class. Waiting. Hoping I don’t get bored to death.

            This girl keeps turning around to look at me from the front. Unless there’s someone behind me?? I just turned around and nope – oh she smiled. FUCK I JUST WAVED BACK, jesus christ, I should’ve just smiled why did I WAVE?!!?! It’s whatever, I don’t even know her. Why am I freaking out?

Joel insisted I start learning how to read military time, since, apparently that’s all they use in the medical field. Can’t believe I’m doing pre-med. Is this even me? Yeah!!! I’m totally capable, that quiz online told me so. And Joel seems to think I’d have a knack for it.

            Shit – professors here.

Later, same 1345 in statistics

            So far it’s not bad, we’re just going over the syllabus. Easiest class I’ll ever take apparently. THANK YOU GOD definitely needed that break.

            Dina’s been texting me non-stop. She won’t stop freaking out about the nursing program shit. I’m so fucking glad I’m not in that, it sounds like torture. Something about a dosage exam.

She’s also getting upset that I haven’t answered her, but I literally texted her like a couple of hours ago. What am I gonna say to gun emojis and crying meme reaction pics??!!!

Later, same SAME DUMB ASS CLASS

            GROUP PROJECT DUE AT THE END OF THE SEMESTER?!?!

            That’s absolute bullshit!!!! Oh my FUCKING GOD.

            Might as well just shoot my brains out with Tommy’s rifle!!!!!

Later, same same stupid class I guess

            I just have to clarify in case someone reads that. I’d never do that.

            Also, Dina texted me again to hang out after class. And honestly, I don’t feel like doing that. Shit, it’s just the first day, I have to CHILLAX while I can.

            Plus, the Nintendo switch is calling my name. Breath of the Wild anyone? Whatever.

Super later, still the same day In my dorm (dormmate isn’t here yet, hope it’s not a fucking asshole)

            I ended up hanging out with Dina, and we were just talking about our classes. What we’re doing, and all that jazz. It was actually kinda nice so I’m glad she insisted on coming over to my dorm. She wanted to check it out, since right now her and Jessie rented out an apartment a couple of blocks out of the campus. And his PARENTS are helping them.

            That’s so nice isn’t it??? I mean, Joel’s also helping me but FUCK I don’t want him to, he’s already done so much by taking me in and including me in his life – now this?? I REALLY have to pass, I really have to go through with this so I can just stop –

            Anyways. I did get a scholarship for this so I just need to get my grades up and that’s me basically helping him out with the rest.

            I guess Jessie’s enjoying his classes so far. Weirdo.

But back to Dina, she was talking about what her professors were saying. And she had this look on her face, and I fucking knew it the second the spoke that it was one of those ideas that she already had me included in. She proposed a study group, which is something her professor encouraged everyone to do. Okay? I guess if y’all all wanna hold hands and cry.

            And then she asked ME if I wanted to go.

            Actually, she didn’t ask.

            She’s MAKING me go. As if I didn’t have my hands full at this current moment!! “It’s on Thursday at five. I better see your ass there, Williams.” And then she walked out of my dorm like nothing. As if I was gonna do whatever she wanted me to do. I already have one guy doing that, don’t need to add someone else.

            I have a missed call from Joel. But I don’t feel like calling back yet. It’s like eight, he’s probably sleeping right now. I’m just gonna play my switch a little bit.

Thursday, August 21 Cafeteria

            I’m just waiting for Dina and Jessie right now. I have my lunch, just a sandwich and some chips. Groceries Joel helped me pick out on Sunday, when he was helping me move into my dorm. Damn, which reminds me, I have to tell him that he forgot to get milk for the house. Why does it feel like there’s so much shit to do????

            FUCK FUCK it’s not a big deal but why does it feel like I’m in a sea, alone, with just a fucking door to lay on top of while the sun IS BEATING ME UP  “Can you do it? Can you do it?”

            Yeah I fucking can asshole!!! And I just KNOW Dina is gonna ask me if I’m gonna go to the study group today, but I really don’t feel like talking to anyone right now. I already spoke to Joel before I got to the cafeteria, and he asked me how school’s going.

            This is literally the third time this week he called me to ask. It’s starting to get on my nerves. And I feel bad about it, but damn can’t the old man just let me do my shit? I’ll be fine, I always have been!!

            Here comes Jessie. No Dina yet.

Friday, August 23 Dorm

            Alright, so that wraps up the crazy first week of class. I talked to Dina about the study group. I mean, not that I WANTED to do it but seeing all my assignments listed down? There’s no fucking way I’m doing that on time without some help!!

            I just have to admit it, I procrastinate like it’s my fucking job. And I CANNOT do that this semester, especially when my grades depend on how much help I get. I need to finish this, there’s no other way around it. DO IT ELLIE.

            Dina had a grin on her face, too smug for her own good. I KNEW she was gonna do that, “We added another day. Twice a week. Monday and Thursday.” She said it so simple, but I already knew that she was doing a celebratory dance inside her head.

            “Seriously, Els, come. It’ll help.” That’s what she said after, and she looked so serious then. It kind of fucked me up and hit me straight in the chest. Did she see?

            No, she couldn’t have.

            She had me write down my assignments on my calendar on my phone, put reminders on. The whole thing took like about an hour. Mostly ‘cause we were just fucking around. And then Jessie called her, so it took EVEN LONGER. Guy sounded out of breath—turns out he’s been running almost every day for ‘stress relief’.

            “Since when did you start running?” I just HAD to ask, and I didn’t mean to sound surprised when I did. Okay, well, more than just surprised. (probably hurt his wittle feewings).

            “Uh, since I needed an extra dose of dopamine after seeing you so DEPRESSED for a week.”

            “Okay, dude, what the fuck!?”

            But Dina interrupted the conversation before it could even go on. What an asshole!! But the thing is, really???!! Have I really been acting that way???? No I haven’t, I’ve just been super concentrated. And that’s it. There’s nothing more and nothing less to it. My assignments are on my phone, I’m in that study group now, and I’ll be fine. Everything’s good. I got things under control.

            I guess I can call my old man this time.

Monday, August 26 Dorm, being pushed in two directions

            UGHHHH should I go? I should, I REALLY should. It’s a couple of minutes past five, I don’t know if I should. Would being late be rude? It’s going to be rude. I’m going to walk in there and INTERRUPT A GOOD STUDYING SESSION.

            Fuck it, I need to do it. I need to go. ‘Cause if I don’t, I’m going to FAIL.

            Also my dormmate is here. She’s chill. Talks to her boyfriend on the phone a lot. Puts on a lot of perfume and likes to listen to Sabrina Carpenter. Sarah also likes that singer. So I knew a couple of songs.

            Fuck, I gotta go. She’s talking to her boyfriend again and I’m sick of hearing the word ‘babe’.

Same day, later Library and feeling stiff

            I did walk in there as casually as I could, and I saw Dina and them almost instantly. The library was nice, open, the kind of place I’d like to be in when doing homework. Which was the plan.

            I clocked like six people, including Jessie and Dina. They were REALLY focused, and of course when I went over to the table they all had to look up and just STARE. Except this one girl, she just glanced at me really quick and then looked back down at her laptop. She had her hair tied back in a ponytail. It was cute.

            But then of COURSE as I put my backpack down by my seat –which happened to be next to Jessie and in front of this girl – Dina gave me SHIT.

            “This is Ellie. Always late to stuff.” And she pointed her stupid pen at me. Like I was some kind of exhibit to fuckin’, I don’t know, POINT AT.

            I just rolled my eyes at her and took out my shit from my backpack, trying not to feel FLUSTERED just because of this one chick in front of me. Which, by the way, I BARELY know her???

            “Whatever, I’m here aren’t I?” I ended up saying back, and it wasn’t even like, cool, or anything. It sucked.

            But she looked at me and gave me a smile. But it was one of those ‘hey-i-see-you-please-don’t-think-I’m-weird’. Unless I’m projecting?? Because I’m pretty damn sure that’s what that smile was about. And I smiled back at her before we went back to our respective positions. Studying and whatnot.

            And then JESSIE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING TOO, ‘cause why not?!

            I saw him shift in his seat a little next to me and said this with that stupid grin of his Dina insists makes her melt, “Don’t let her intimidate you, she’s scrambling as much as the rest of us.”

            Okay, intimidate?! Why are we only talking to this ONE girl in front of me?? That’s when she told me her name, like she was sorry that this was even happening. Which, honestly, okay, made me feel a little better.

            At least another person sees how UNFAIR they – shit, Dina is giving me that look. Gotta go and actually study.

Author's Notes: I'm literally nervous about posting this because I CARE SO MUCH. I was gonna say something else in the middle of posting this but I totally forgot. -> Chp 2 "??"

[bitchybylershipper]

NO FUCKING WAY I JUST GOT BOOTED OUT OF MY PINTEREST ACCOUNT. AND I CANT FUCKING LOG BACK IN BECAUSE THE DEVICE IM ON TECHNICALLY BELONGS TO MY SCHOOL AND THE ADMIN FUCKING BLOCKED PINTEREST APPARENTLY I AM SO ANGRY OH MY GOD

[counting-stars-gayly]

the fact that half the time i see a post about cait and vi, it’s about how hOrRiBLe their relationship is and oH what shitty representation! i nEvEr liked them as a couple!! but i have not seen a single person give even well-founded criticism on how jayce and victor were written this season, despite that plotline’s many faults. i’ve only seen people say shit like “lol what’s gayer: two women having sex or whatever the fuck jayce and victor have going on?” TWO WOMEN HAVING SEX. OBJECTIVELY THE ANSWER IS TWO WOMEN HAVING SEX OH MY GOD I cannot believe (except i can) that more people are talking about how supposedly gay a non-canon relationship is than they are about AN ACTUAL LESBIAN SEX SCENE THAT WAS BOTH WELL-WRITTEN AND RESPECTFUL. JUST SAY YOU HATE WOMEN WITH YOUR FULL CHEST OH MY FUCKING GOD

[postmariannizm]

One like and I will tell my consultants to go fuck themselves during tommorows call with them

[babymorte]

trying to heal from avoidance and actually learning about this shit is just making me hate myself even more

[crows-of-buckets]

I love how everytime I'm like "I'm going to get so much work done today!" My focus and attention span decides it's going to go fuck off to God knows where

[drakobloxxrr]

Get this bullshit off my fucking dash. use the actual tags so people can block it.

[themyscirah]

Thinking about current continuity Vanessa and just getting pissed off again

Like one, LET HER REST oh my god dc you ruin her FUCKING life like an asshole only to bring her back as a villain after she finally got out oh my god-

But also like its just so bad. This is a whole other woman with her name like why are we doing this. Like first you kill her mom (JULIA NOOO) and erase her YEARS of history growing up around diana (the thing that actually made her villain turn [if you can call it that w the level of manipulation involved] interesting and fucking heartbreaking) for some shitty "oh I saved you we were friends" run of the mill whatever. Then to use that and say Nessie had a crush on her OWN SISTER (Diana, so like informally adopted, but still 😡) now????

And then they took away her curls and made her a redhead but not even the realistic kind. DC SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT

It just makes me so mad. Freaking guys. They could have used another name like oh my god. She's not even the first silver swan why the fuck would they do that if they're not going to explore her history w diana (which she no longer has!!!!) or how intensely fucked up everything got for her. What is even the fucking point of this then other to drag a main character of the ww supporting cast through the mud again for genuinely no reason. They could have easily had her be Valerie Beaudry (sorry Val) instead or just MADE UP ANOTHER NAME because it's obvious that no one actually cared about her as a character they just wanted the wondy villain back so like !!!!!!!!!! Why even bother

[raii-bread]

bro i am straight up gonna lose my shit oh my FUCKING god

[chimneyz]

im sorry but how the actual fuck can someone say that climate change doesn't exist with everything that has been happening?! seriously i don't fucking understand it.

[snapbackslide]

if anyone got tips pls share with the group 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[menlove]

every time i am around older queer people the more i am convinced i was meant to be an older queer person. not bc i have this fantasy of living in decades past that were much worse but bc i get along with and agree w them so much better. so much of modern queer discourse is painfully white, binary, and completely regressive while painting itself as revolutionary and i just want to crack jokes w some cool older butch lesbians every time i encounter discourse that makes me want to bash my head into the wall

[mieczyhale]

my siblings in christ 'shut the fuck up' challenge

[airegieus]

ugly guy

[senseiwu]

"Um but she didn't recognise the green guy a million metres away who looker like a speck wasn't her son!!!"

do you fuckers know anything about vision