#jesus christ my god man
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bro i am straight up gonna lose my shit oh my FUCKING god
#fuck this film teacher i am so serious#emailed him bc the assignment he gave made ZERO sense#& he literally was just like. read the textbook. read the posts by your classmates.#buddy i READ THE TEXTBOOK#YOU COPY & PASTED THE ASSIGNMENT FROM THE FUCKING TEXTBOOK. DIDNT CHANGE A GOD DAMN WORD OF IT EITHER#& ONLY 2 PEOPLE DID THE ASSIGNMENT BC THE ASSIGENT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT#i am straight up about to drop this fucking class. idec if i don’t get my money back. shits not worth it#if my gpa gets fucked bc some fuckass teacher doesn’t want to teach. bro.#pissed tf off#jesus christ my god man#r
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Late obligatory Halloween art, though I was NOT late for partying and fumbling two bad bitches so let’s go 🤑🤑🤑 (I engaged them in riveting conversation and never asked for their socials 💪)
#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#voxal#hazbin fanart#hazbin art#alastor#vox#my art#Also I met god and told him that his son Jesus Christ was throwing up outside#big man said “he is but a mortal and cannot be blamed for his weaknesses#amen 🙏
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PERCEVAL THE UNHAPPY, THE MISERABLE, THE UNFORTUNATE, THE FISHER KING!
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
ALRIGHT alright. so previously I did an illustration that explained the premise of all this, that it's inspired by the narrative choices that Bresson made in his film Lancelot du Lac etc
to dive in more into it (because this is something like derivative fiction. I'm putting concepts into a blender and seeing what comes out of it): the setting is haunted by the previously existing narratives that started cannibalizing each other until it regurgitates itself into the more well known narrative beats, and something else about the invasive rot of christianity and empire mythmaking into settings. it's an intertextual haunting, if you will! and this scene takes place during the grail quest narrative, but the temptation of Perceval plays out differently.
in both Chretien (and Wolfram's) Perceval narratives, what 'wakes' Perceval up (in more ways than one. desire and self actualization in one go!) is seeing knights, something his mother tried hard to keep him from. so instead of the temptation of lust & etc in the Morte narrative taking the form of a lady, it takes the form of a knight. the temptation to renounce one's faith to serve something else remains.
so Perceval still stabs himself, but instead of continuing on the grail quest in the shadow of Galahad, he becomes the narrative's Fisher King because his earlier state of being as a the grail quest hero is creeping back into his marrow. it was waiting for an opening, and stabbing yourself in the thigh is one hell of a parallel!!!
that wound isn't going to heal buddy, and the state of the setting will now be reflected on your body. sure hope that Arthur hasn't like. corrupted the justice of the land or anything. that sure would suck for your overall health.
all the red in this sequence is because in de Troyes' Perceval, Perceval takes the armor of the Red Knight and becomes known as the Knight in Red.
and now for the citations, which I will try to order in a way that makes sense!
Seeing Knights For The First Time
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
The Temptation of Perceval
Le Morte Darthur, Mallory (modernized by Baines)
The Fisher King, and Perceval The Unfortunate
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Perceval and Gender, etc.
Clothes Make The Man: Parzival Dressed and Undressed, Michael D. Amey
On Wounds
Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur, Kenneth Hodges
The Red Knight
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Arthur and the Corruption of Justice
The Failure of Justice, the Failure of Arthur, L.K. Bedwell
#long post#GOD IS IT A LONG POST#i am so so sorry for that.#knights knights knights!#komiks tag#blood cw#if it wasn't clear: i dislike galahad so much. he represents so much i cant stand and worst of all he ROBBED MY MAN#OF HIS NARRATIVE#but like. what's christianity but theft acting uwu innocent about all the shit they did tbqh#fucking. la croix jesus christ over here.#sir perceval
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does… does annabeth have other shirts?
cause no matter where she is, even if she’s away from camp or with her family or traveling, she’s almost always wearing a camp shirt
someone buy this girl a kohls gift card or something PLEASE
there are better colors than orange, bestie. so much better. there’s a whole other world out there. i recommend blue for you. that’s a good place to start i think 💙💙
#she wore a tank top in chalice of the gods and i was shook to my core#percy take your wife shopping right now#go to the mall#be a man#you can get a pretzel while you’re there#jesus christ#percy jackson#percabeth#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson and annabeth chase#percy and annabeth
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"YOU IDIOT WE ALREADY MISSED PRIDE MONTH!!!" "THATS CAUSE YOU KEPT PUSHING ME IN THE PHOTOSHOOT YOU ASS!!!!"
#^ the real reason why i posted late/sillyjoke#uhhghghg i lvfoe them . sorrgy tumblr ive been focusing more on other stuff !! oh my God aint no way. 300+ followers jesus christ you guys#are CRAZY /VPOS#smg34 comic possibly to celebrate.....#you can see where i got lazy :( man!!! its 34's fault!!! /J#love wins#smg34#smg34 fanart#smg3#smg4#after this photoshoot they beat each other up btw<3#birdyfy art
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—-The hands that cradled your face and tilted it upwards to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood 
——but they cradled me yes?
#get you a man that fights literal gods to come back to you#get you a wife that waits for 20 years for you#currently obsessed with this music Jesus Christ#they are my parents your honor#epic the musical#ithica saga#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#odysseus x penelope
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Can I gush about a detail that's in SM:OG? I know its really obvious, but I just want to point it out none-the-less, it's so good.
SPOILERS. GO READ OCTOPUS GIRL IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY. ITS SO GOOD! I also recommend reading Doctor Octopus: Year One.
It's the fact Mary Alice's face is obscured in Otto's memories due to his overwhelming guilt over what happened before the accident, and how he wasn't able to save her in time when she was dying years later.






It's only when Otto finally takes Otoha's advice, treasuring his memory of Mary instead of clinging on to that guilt...

...we get to see her face.
#it was such a good move to include Mary in this story#what a great near end to the series#now if you dont mind#im gonna go cry my eyes out as a draw more SM:OG stuff#doctor octopus#spider man: octopus girl#otto octavius#spiderman octopus girl#doc ock year one#spider man#analysis#media analysis#doc ock#I ALSO JUST NOTICED THE FUCKING WEDDING RING AS I WAS TYPING THIS OH MY GOD#i really need to update my prescription on my glasses jesus christ.
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"i feel like we are going in circles with this" BECAUSE OF YOU!!! YOU KEEP REFUSING TO MOVE FORWARD AND ADMIT THE FACTS AND. WHERE IS THE LINK! YOU IDIOT!
#ITS YOUR RESPONSABILITY TO PROVE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN TOMMY AND THIS COMPANY!!!#the way tubbo screams jesus christ#HE DOESNT OHHH MY GOD#i need a cigarette and i dont even smoke#dream neg#dream situation#you truly cant talk to this man! his brain is so#so#SO#SOOOO SMOOTH
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genuinely terrifying to me that you can emphasise the true dangers of artificial intelligence in this era of oversharing, but people will turn a blind eye and ignore because oh twitter have made a fun little app where you can develop incredibly realistic pictures of a real person in any sort of clothes, location, or position you want.
you're teaching it.
you're refining it.
one day that could be you. your child. your loved ones. your likeness being used in videos doing something you'd never dream of doing. in a video you'd never wish to be shared.
but oh it's fun as a meme. fun to get that little serotonin boost that internet attention gives you.
#dead ass. why am i seeing f1 wags pregannt. why is that something that exists.#i genuinely dont think people realise HOW dangerous and horrifying this is.#PLEASE think.#yes it's funny to request an edit idk of ur fav f1 player onto ur fav football player or whatever. but do you actually need to.#do you need to help make these systems better. do you need to fucking request giving a wag a pregnant belly#oh my god it makes me sick to my stomach people think this is okay#jesus fucking christ elon musk is AN EVIL MAN and ur just helping him. for free.#the era of disinformation is so embedded in our culture now and it's fucking terrifying
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enemies to lovers / but you'll never own my heart
@luzon-dove happy birthday, Quinn!! As a present, I decided to draw a piece fanart of your "blood in the walls of the yagami house" AU fic series, since I found it very well-written and full of super interesting ideas and concepts. I hope you like it!
#i (ai)#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#fanart#lawlight#own art#I actually really wanted to write a comment to it but as of the time I'm scheduling this post I still haven't been able to get around to it#but like. GOD. it's good?? like at first when I heard about this AU I wasn't very interested & didn't really get the point#(for me personally I mean. bc I was like 'okay I don't get the idea of lawlight as brothers')#but after that I saw your posts more and also read other fics from you. and your writing your other fics are awesome#plus we also talked more and became friends; you're very nice and your takes are really good#so eventually I checked the series out and WOW. holy shit???? I almost regret not reading it sooner because jesus christ it answered my#initial question & way more. like RIGHT I get it now. it's actually so perfect as a setup all of it. I was greatly impressed#and all characters and relationships are so compelling and well-written and everything. aside from lawlight I especially LOVE your misa#and yagamane. and just. holy shit one of the things that compelled me the most was the family setup of the yagamis#L the bastard son and disgrace of the family... Light. his property. who doesn't want to be. perfect child. could've been a perfect family.#and yet. so he tries to kill L. over and over again. because he could've been perfect could've been normal could've been clean could've--#... if not for L's existence. GOD. and the mind games!! it's so compelling and excellent like idk how to put it#my initial disinterest was caused by 'idk how lawlight would be half-brothers like how would it even work' but as I read I was like. MAN#there's no more perfect answer to that than this like literally HOW did you manage to make this basically 'DN but the conflict is family-#-drama and incest' and make it WORK exactly well. thematically. in terms of plot. for characters and relationships. and everything#absolutely incredible. so anyway yeah I made this!!#incest cw#<- just in case anyone wants to filter it out#alrighty I guess I did write a comment here! though I was also hoping to like comment on details and specific lines
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At first I didn't fully grasp how horrible it is for the Natlan characters' skin color to not be black. I thought it was just Sumeru all over again, not every person from [insert irl culture] is black, maybe there will be black characters in the future, HYV is a chinese company it was probably not gonna be changed, etc.
Then i find out that even the CN and KR community is pissed... and there is a petition for HYV to fix their designs....
The thing that finally made me realize is a post somewhere showing a google search of 'Kinich'... the Maya sun god... and its taken over by QUITE LITERALLY white anime boys
#holy facking shit i thought natlan designs were messy already#but this made me click how facked up it is#jesus facking christ#for the record i have no heritage belonging to latam or africa#its not my place to judge how good or how bad a representation is#but MAN. EVEN I KNOW I DONT WANT MY CULTURE'S ANCIENT GOD PAGE TO BE TAKEN OVER BY WHITE ANIME BOYS#lyssten to my rambles
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Werewolf boyfriend who keeps stretching you with larger and larger toys inside you to “train you to take his knot” because he’s bigger than all of them
#werewolf boyfriend#werewolf fucker#werewolf nsft#monster fucker#ken things#rough kink#bdsmkink#owo#god someone please send a werewolf my way#Only a werewolf heat could dare match my horniness#I’ve came like four times today and it’s still not enough man Jesus christ#Ok maybe that was tmi#Anyways I’m rambling have a nice knotty evening
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fucking PRETTY~🎃
#god fucking LOOK at him#fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck f u c k#jesus F U C K I N G christ#hiS CURLS#his fucking jAWLINE#his fucking everything#i am so gone on this whole ass man in his forties#realistically it’s not that bad on my end#that’s only 12 years difference#that’s a thing#if he didn’t have jamia and his two boyfriends#and wasn’t famous#or knew i existed#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkiero#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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his norman reedus era😩😩😩😫😫
#jim root#james root#jim fucking root#dj jizzy jim#nu metal#slipknot#groove metal#2000s icons#cvm#adult world#holy fucking god this man#jesus fucking christ#hes so beautiful#i need him#hes so <3#hes so perfect#hes mine#jim donald root please please stomp on my jaw
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Backstage @ The 5SOS Show Tour Philadelphia
#there is so much to address here#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#luke hemmings#calum hood#michael clifford#all#the 5sos show tour#the 5sos show tour Philadelphia#fan photos#the 5sos show tour fan photos#kh4f post#so obviously i need to mention arm#but also jesus christ how am i still surprised at how tight this man manages to wear his pants#like those are practically jeggings sir oh my god#the Mashton belly rub is honestly hilarious what is happening#luke is looking cozy in his surprisingly -one might even say unusually- baggy pants#like the juxtaposition bt the legs on his pants and Ash's is comedic#but then and i say this with love#Calum babe wtf is this fit#Ash core for one thing#but like. the pattern mixing the sizing the SOCKS#so many choices are being chosen#love that for you pal
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Not me debating writing an Aventio fic based on a book I really loved... urgh-
I got Aven recently and just finished his arc in Penacony and I am incredibly bored! I wanna write while I have the energy...
Lemme know if I should :p
Basic premise is its based on a book called Written In Red, which I feel absolutely fits Aventurine??? Look at the book first, give it a read, and tell me the main character doesn't remind you of him. I will go feral.
Anyways if you don't, the premise of the book is that the main character, a blood prophet who is also a slave, escapes and runs away from captivity to a town in order to hide and live amongst sentient predators called "Others", basically ancient as fuck monsters that can swap between animal and human forms. Others actually do prey on humans, but it's modern times and they have a begrudging agreement to coexist with humans because they make decent stuff that the Others can't create. The main character ends up living among them and figures out herself, while also teaching the Others some new things. It's actually a nice book in my opinion.
I'd have to reread the book but yeah. That would be the very basic idea. I already have a character list of who is who lmao.
I wouldn't make it a carbon copy of the book though, not with the characters I have in mind, but it would be a similar plot at least. Consider giant wolf Ratio, everybody, that's all I'm giving you.
So...
EDIT: Holy crap that's like 50 people and it hasn't even been a day-
Here you go ya feral bastards jesus-
Warnings for gore, violence, blood, people get torn apart and eaten you have been warned. (Can only be viewed if you have an account)
Enjoy
#hsr#aventio#ratiorine#honkai star rail#should i write it or not? honestly leaning for it but also ive never written for hsr...#mind you i have a good idea of the personalities but dear god how am i gonna write Ratio correctly??#dude has the kind of long ass monologuing speech that puts me to sleep the way my mom does#i love ratio to bits but also i want to shake him and tell him to talk NORMALLY PLEASE#aventurine will be SO fun to write tho- vibrating as we speak bc i am going to torture this man a lil more#theyre my fave ship currently- also we underestimate acheron/aven friendship#adding on the fact that the original characters in the book kinda fit too and i really dont have to do too much lmaoooo#also jesus fuckign christ 30 votes for hell yeah in an hour??? fuck it ill write it holy-#ill try to get through most of the book before i post anything bc i am editing and adding and changing a bunch of crap from the book i hate#im not shying from the gore tho. its a gory book#warning yall now bc there will be graphic violence tags and people being eaten and not in the fun way
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