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ilostyou · 9 months ago

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post i disagree with on the dash 🕺🏻 scroll away and move on 🕺🏻

#*insert radical opinion here* people: god what an awful take what do you mean. *insert opposite radical opinion here*#about the stupidest things too!!!#you are part of the problem lol stop perpetuating all or nothing attitudes #and also let people live their lives!!! ffs

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greeneyed-thestral · 20 days ago

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David says CIAO!

#“my name is italy” might be the stupidest things I could ever say to him but I swear to you after he said “hi italy!” I felt like an idiot #'cause everyone was laughing and I couldn't tell if it was at me so I was like to myself sure I represent a whole country my name is italy🙄#but I said it outloud and he heard iiit #at least you can hear him say ciao #but I still want to punch myself in the face everytime I think about it #it's so difficult tho to come up with something nice to say when he's in front of you for 0.5 seconds #I just wanted to let him know that people come from italy too to see him #david tennant #macbeth #macbeth 21.10.24

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kkoct-ik · 4 months ago

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i dont remember why i drew this

#this post is also for people with cptsd / bpd / any other kinds of parts too btw. i love you and we are all gonna heal #kostik draws #actually did #actually dissociative #actually cptsd #possibly the stupidest thing ive ever drawn but it made me weirdly happy #i am not this optimistic irl but i had to force it. theres only so far you can go being miserable yanno. lets have some positive energy #oh now i remember. i was thinking about how there are no did comics about recovery #its only about ohh symptom ohh infographic #and thats well and good but we need more recovery representation #anyway #i should ... eat dinner ...#the stupid i ❤️ being one person shirt doodle makes me laugh. i need it irl actually #also this may not look vulnerable but this is Very Vulnerable to me please be nice #im putting a piece of my soul onto the great big internet please show it kindness #ok ty #DID tag

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introspectivememories · 28 days ago

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timbern high school baby project with real babies bc gotham is insane like that and they get paired together and at first it's funny.

two guys raising a baby lol. oh look tim i'm holding our kid! jesus bear, don't fucking shake our baby like like that. darls, darls, take our pic quickly! we're going for jcpenney's family photoshoot vibes. wait why does tim get to sit in the seat? oh cause he's mom? your both guys dipshit, neither of you can be the mom.

and then it quietly gets a little more serious.

hey did you feed the baby? tim, make sure to change the diaper before you leave today. bear can you grab my phone, the baby's sleeping on my chest and i can't move. hey guys, you wanna- shhh! they're sleeping, dont wake them up. what does that have to do with you? bear fell asleep with his head on my lap i can't move now! and why are your fingers in his hair? ....bear likes it.

and then it gets too serious

what the fuck are you buying premium baby food for tim?! we dont have that kind of money! oh sorry that i wanted our kid to be properly fed! and it's not like you're doing anything! oh the extra job i work is nothing now? that's not what i said! then what did you mean? you're never home! tim-. when was the last time you read to the baby? when was the last time you changed the diaper, gave them food, burped them? i cant do this alone. i'm tired bear. im sorry baby, i guess i was too caught up in making sure you guys would have what you needed i lost sight of what was important. i'll make it up, i promise. this weekend, you, me, the baby, the zoo. how does that sound sweetheart?

and by the end it's too domestic and everyone has noticed

hey are they like... fucking for real now? what? your little goonsquad darla. are they together-together? what the hell are you talking about ty? don't play stupid with me darla. i've known you since 3rd grade. ....no i dont think they're together. darla what the fuck. look at them! bernard has his arms wrapped around tim and he's cooing at their baby from over tim's shoulder! jim caught them slow-dancing with the baby in between them in the band room after school the other day. i know, i know!!! but they get weird when i talk about it and bear's just started feeling okay about it, you know his dad's a piece of shit, and like it's complicated! honest-to-god, i think they'll be like this until the project's over and then they'll go back to normal. normal? dont even ask ty, don't even ask. anyway i'll catch you later, i gotta go be the best aunt ever. .....fuckin weirdos, all three of them.

#this is what happens when i get bored #what the fuck is this #in this au gotham teaches a frankly insane sex ed course where each person gets paired up with somebody and then gotham gives u #an apt and you're essentially that babies parents for the year. and like when i mean parents i mean Parents!!!#like they have to Provide. that mean's getting jobs or whatever. there's like a stipend set up so your not actually broke #whatever dont think about it too hard #it is the most sucessfull matchmaking system in gotham. and the teachers do get too invested in their students love lives #anyway #what else is there to say #this is the stupidest thing ie ever written #aj if you're seeing this im so sorry lol #it is also the single most effective safe sex education given in gotham and like it works!!!! everybody is exhausted after raising a baby #bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber #no edits just pressing the post button

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pixiesnooze · 9 months ago

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kageyama chopped his bangs in hopes it will make him look unattractive so ppl would stop flocking to him to confess cause it was cutting into his volleyball time and it just simply didn’t workout

#now she’s got ugly choppy bangs and people still flock to him cutting into his volleyball time #he’s given up and starting using it for his benefit #‘please support karasuno at the next preliminary matches’#he’s dead serious too #girl is holding out a box of handmade chocolates knees trembling and her longtime crush is talking about volleyball lol #she shows up banner made and everything #6 years down the line someone asks what’s the stupidest thing she did for love #and a memory of her in the bleachers with clappers and a handmade banner she lost sleep over floats behind her eyes #kageyama tobio #hq #haikyuu #hq kageyama #haikyuu kageyama #kageyama #headcanon #kageyama headcanons

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selfinflictedgunshotwound · 5 months ago

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sorry for only saying this type of shit lately but i kinda wanna drive a car straight into a brick wall at the highest speed possible

#trying to keep it together so bad because i already know the problems and solutions and whatnot but i cannot do anything #i desperately just need to do something. accomplish any task. actually several would be nice. but i cannot stand just letting life go by #while i watch other people have the things i want. or even metaphorically living my dream like. that should be me why am i settling for thi #i hate even talking about this because i feel so stupid when i know it's not even a real tangible problem and that i actually DO have real #problems to tackle and the ability to do so but i'm choosing to be upset over the stupidest things i could possibly be sad about #and i can't even be sad about it in a normal way i'm cycling through like several different reactions to smth that isn't even real #or if it is real i literally do not have tanglible evidence for it one way or another like i'm driving myself insane for no reason #i can't even get catharsis because all i'm doing is digging a deeper hole for something i never should've gone back into in the first place #because i KNOW how i am i KNOW how i react to things and i still chose to do it lmao.#and i continue to choose to go through this shit instead of actively trying to change my life because... i'm lazy? and stupid? idk #negative self-talk isn't gonna get me to do anything either so let's just say i'm feeling particularly unmotivated like usual #i hated being a teenager but i really do miss when all my problems just amounted to 'someone was mean to me on tumblr today :(' or i failed #a test in chemistry or something. like i yearn for that simplicity becasue at this point all i'm doing is ruining my own life LMAO #i'm too scared to live i'm too scared to die so i just sit here and fantasize that life could be amazing if i wait #and i'll magically get everything i've ever wanted if i just wait long enough. and i know it isn't true and i still wait for it to happen.#because honestly like. i think deep down i am just convinced i will fail at anything i do when that shouldn't be what scares me.#what scares me should be never even allowing myself to fail because i never tried to do anything at all with myself or my life #like. wake the fuck up. get off your ass and put in the effort. learn some skills. gain independence and stability and discipline and do it #just live please i'm begging you just live so i can be happy don't i deserve to be happy... why am i not letting myself be happy #i'm literally keeping myself trapped in this negative feedback loop ON PURPOSE because teehee shiny toy #and it doesn't matter if the love is real it doesn't matter how i feel like i'm just using it as a distraction i can't say it's motivation #because it's barely motivated me at all. i have to start being realistic. 25 & just realizing you actually have to participate in your life #anyways. i've cried i've agonized i've pictured killing myself in 30 different ways. i think the only way i'm gonna feel better is #to just actually try this time without giving up. wish me luck

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emiliosandozsequence · 2 months ago

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tbh i think a lot of you who speak on booktok really have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

#just saw a post that had some really good points #but lmao then contradicted itself in the stupidest way at the end #like i'm sorry but you cannot say both that dark romance is deeply negatively affecting young girls who like villains #(which it probably is but i really do not think in the way this person is claiming and alas i'm too autistic to explain exactly how)#as well as say that excusing the behaviors of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS is bad bc it leads to you doing the same with irl people (not true)#and then in the same breath said 'oh but fictional characters aren't real and crimes against them shouldn't be counted bc they're just doll #that the author and their readers play around with'#like lol reading books about dark subjects isn't going to make people act them out irl #and if you think that then i certainly hope you are saying the same thing to horror fans lmao bc otherwise you are just a hypocrite #txt

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yoinkschief · 4 months ago

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Caved, starting writing the script for chapter 1...

#don't expect this to go anywhere #i start college in like a month #and have to go to a wedding in a week #so my schedule is gonna be full for a while #but i love this series too much omfg this is literally the stupidest thing ever #why can't i be autistic about something helpful like math #jay talk

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alexkablob · 1 year ago

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Other favorite bits from the Dorley reread: Lorna's Paranormal Investigator Arc™

#tfw you're the only normal trans girl in a story about a forcefem kidnapping ring #and you're dating your ''cis'' girlfriend who gets you hormones ''from the internet''#and slowly noticing how there's things she's not telling you and how her and her friend group are all weird about the same things #and then one day your girlfriend's equally cis friend is tired and distracted and asks your girlfriend if she can use some of her ''pills''#and they both briefly freeze and then awkwardly smooth the interaction over but you KNOW #your whole social circle is trans people you go to trans rights rallies on the regular you KNOW that social interaction #you know this cis girl just asked your cis girlfriend if she could borrow some of her estrogen and what the FUCK #and all the little things are adding up and you start digging and they're all connected to this one dorm on campus--#and IS MY GIRLFRIEND IN A CULT???#WHAT IS HAPPENING #you're infiltrating this incredibly foreboding institution and all these girls are smiling too evenly at you and trying to steer you away #and IS THIS THE STEPFORD WIVES??? ARE THEY GOING TO HUMAN SACRIFICE ME??? WHAT IS GOING ON #because that's what Dorley is like looking in from the outside #and then all the while you see from the other PoVs what she's up against:#just the stupidest most neurotic group of codependent trans girls who are flailing rapidly in a comedy of errors #trying to figure out how to tell you the truth without you freaking out #or without it sounding stupid as hell #they're so fucking stupid Lorna I cannot emphasize enough what a pack of idiots these girls are it is NOT a slick operation #dorleyposting

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petrichorium · 2 months ago

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Got irrationally pissed so it’s all deleted now and I’m turning off tumblr gn

#pattering on the roof #✌🏻#maybe won’t be on tomorrow too idk #this is the single stupidest thing I’ve ever been pissed about so clearly it must be me lmao

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trans-estinien · 8 months ago

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people really love to conveniently forget trans men exist when they talk about feminism. or if they dont they make us out as also part of the problem as if we somehow are able to have the same amount of privilege as cis men. absolutely wild

#“not all men” is a valid statement because its fucking true #like guys. seriously. not every single man is evil #feminism isnt about putting men down its about raising women up to be equal and getting rid of gender inequality #sorry im seeing a massive uptick in people hating on trans men for being men lately and its fucking stupid #like yall are doing a great job at making me feel ashamed to be a man who likes men. awesome thanks guys #i dont normally make posts like this but its been rattling around in my mind for a few days now #its always put out like. all men (trans or not) are Inherently Evil and all women (trans or not) are Inherently Victims #which is absolutely the stupidest shit ive ever seen #and they also leave out anyone who doesnt fit into the man/woman dichotomy. and if they dont its always seen as woman lite #which is also stupid as fuck #not every nb/agender/other person is feminine asshole #anways. case in point. can we stop demonizing masculinity while also discussing the effects of misogyny and the patriarchy please.#because both of those things are very real and very much do hurt people #but im sick of people lashing out at trans men as if the problem magically doesn't affect us anymore because we are men #because guess what! newsflash! it affects trans AND cis men too!!#i shouldnt have to explain it should be obvious but like. im tired man #sorry ill forever be annoyed at women who just hate every single man who dares breathe in their direction because they COULD be an asshole #if you hate someone because of their gender no matter what gender it is i Do Not Trust You #anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk. replies are off cause i dont want to argue with people i just want to express my opinion

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gideonisms · 1 year ago

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The last time I got a bit drunk I started doing my dishes and messaging everyone I knew. I was having 3 conversations at once and finally accomplishing a task I'd been putting off all day. how does THAT work. I'm inventing new unique ways to be a failwoman (gender neutral)

#i'm having the world's stupidest problems #if i revealed the specific amount of time i have spent procrastinating on trying to get a job despite waling up every day intending to try #you all would think i was insane #other life tasks too #sometimes i will want to do something and it will be like. okay if i was normal i could do this in months but #let's say 3-5 years #i feel bad about it too not because i want to be productive for some rich guys somewhere but because!#i have goals for my life i would prefer to stay busy and do something that benefits someone somewhere (not those rich guys)#i like doing tasks even #i would prefer to not be sitting here thinking #and if i could just master basic life tasks we could move on to fun creative goals i have too or things i'd like to try #anyway. perhaps i will just try different substances until i can hit the off switch on whatever that is for a sec #i really just need like 3 months of not being like this. total. forever #i truly think i could sort it out in 3 months

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kimmie-nimmie · 26 days ago

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I’m gonna go kms rq :l

#I think I’m autistic/gen #Everything sets me off sometimes #I’ve seen other people explain their stims and I do the exact same things (ik stimming isn’t just for autistic ppl but point still stands)#I CANNOT stand it if I feel likes something is too loud #and sometimes I can just feel every single thing touching me and I hate it #There are also some times where it feels like I cannot speak; like my throat closes up and I just can’t #and I also get so fucking upset over the stupidest shit ever if it doesn’t go how I planned or how I want; like ”throwing a fit quietly to-#myself” type upset #example-> I was hoping to stay home while family trick or treated so I could be free to be alone for a bit but no #two of my sisters had the same idea and ik it’s so small but I feel like I’m about to pull my fucking hair out over it #I want to take my costume off but grandparents are coming later and I can’t and IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF I HATE EVERYTHING #🎞️-+*#⏱️-+*

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snailvibes · 11 months ago

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Chat I had a silly lil idea for my splatoon canon but idk I fear it’s too silly and stupid

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allofuswantgwinam · 9 months ago

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i don’t really get the world. there’s a whole group of people getting murdered and I see more people mad about Beyoncé’s country album. make it make sense. is this really where we’re at? y’all mad at Beyoncé’s country music but not mad about a fucking genocide. right. go off ig

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stylishanachronism · 6 months ago

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HA!

#work bullshit #extremely rude lady (who originally came in last week with zero documentation) scheduled the rudest appointment I’ve ever seen #like ‘I need a banking officer not entry level staff’ like ma’am you talked to my manager last time what the hell are you on #anyway I managed to get her to explain she was actually looking for a bank account for a (imo stupidest) political campaign #which she did not say anything about last week #anyway she had a single document with no signatures saying she was the treasurer and no ein #and she kept trying to tell me she didn’t need one for this #but anyway we don’t do banking for political campaigns it’s not in our footprint #but! I looked it the fuck up! you are required to have an ein *even as a tax exempt political campaign*#which….. y’know….. I don’t think they were #another thing I learned today is per the irs not all political campaigns qualify for tax exemption #and even those who do might have employment taxes to pay because those are a separate issue #but yeah rude as hell so I am getting a little thrill that she’s not going to have any more luck at any other bank fuck her too

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