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In the Abominable movie where the violin gets broken and Yi is very upset and Jin tries to comfort her and starts talking about how terrible person he is and you can see that when he does it he opens one eye to see what her reaction is and when he sees that Yi is laughing he is kinda relieved and smiles.
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imagine you and your husband
warnings: implied sex, because i don't wanna go into detail.
you both just got married and your newly-wedded husband tells everyone not to interrupt you nor him as you both will spend some quality time during your first night (yeah, i'm talking about sex), and everyone is fine with that. the wedding is filled with just the sexual tension between you both. so, during your first night, he gets really turned on as he starts ripping your wedding dress and your undergarments off, complementing your body and then... well you know the rest.
and a month after, you announce to him that you're pregnant. you can already see his happiness.
jin (aged-up!; abominable), hiro hamada (aged-up!; bh6), camilo madrigal (aged-up!; encanto), tadashi hamada (bh6), kenji sato (untraman: rising) and any character you want to imagine with.
#abominable#abominablejin#disney#encanto#abominable2019#tadashi hamada#dreamworks#camilo madrigal#hiro hamada#bh6 tadashi#hiro hamada x reader#tadashi hamada x reader#encanto camilo#jin x reader#kenji sato x you#kenji sato#kenji sato x reader#ken sato x you#ken sato#ken sato x reader#ken sato fluff#ultraman ken
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Mortal kombat 1 spoilers
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WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU KUNG JIN 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT IS THAT HAIR?????
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I'm not over this part i wonder if Liu Kang misses being with Kung lao like in the other timelines 😭😭😭😭😭 boyfriends they need to kiss !!!!
#Maou's rambles#Mortal Kombat 1#Liulao#liu kang#kung lao#Kung jin#kombat kids#Cassie Cage#Jaqui Briggs#takeda takahashi#Mortal Kombat 1 spoilers#what even is that fuckass hair Jin#Who at Nrs approved of this abomination
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Rewatched ep7 of donghua and this is how it went, right?
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mxtx#mxtx mdzs#wen chao#jiang fengmian#jin guangshan#nie mingjue#lan qiren#wen chao isn't allowed at the adults table#i think he did everyone a favor by not sitting close to them#I've spent so much time on this shitpost only for krita to mess up my colors#they're supposed to be lighter#we hate wen chao in this house. screw him and jgs#also this green abomination is supposed to be this one plastic table for kids#jfm#jgs#nmj#lqr#mdzs meme#<- i guess it counts as a meme
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genuinely what i thought i looked like when i had short hair
(i really hope i did)
#jin abominable#tadashi hamada#big hero 6#peter where is anne frank#wish dragon#din wish dragon#films#short hair#miaposting
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Terror from the Deep
In one world, Izuku is left behind by his father and his uncle to hatch while they leave to play a new game, one undoubtedly dangerous to the world it’s in. In another world, Hisashi reuses some old puppets as company while he’s separated from his brother. - Tomura can’t remember his father, just the faint impression of a smile moments before terror. Yoichi Shigaraki was killed fourteen years ago by a sea monster so powerful that being in the very presence of it left Tomura permanently altered, and the trauma of the situation left him with gaps in his memory creating a blank slate for his early childhood. Since then, he’s been living with Uncle Hisashi, who’s held off on his revenge to take care of him. Now that he’s older, and with a new crew to back them up, Tomura and his Uncle are going to track down the monster and bring it to justice–along with the pirate who serves it. But…Tomura’s been getting horrific nightmares about something other than the sea monster, and he’s starting to suspect that there’s more to this than meets the eye. After all, his Uncle has more than a few suspicious habits.
This was inspired by The End of the Story by katydid; check them out!
Chapter 7 is now out!
#My Hero Academia#Alternate Universe - Eldritch Abominations#Alternate Universe - Merpeople#Alternate Universe - No Quirks#Horror#Body Horror#“Human” experimentation#Manipulation#Gaslighting#Trigger Warning: Self Mutilation#Evil Yoichi | First One For All User#“Good” Sensei | All For One#Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi#Midoriya Izuku and Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko are Cousins#Hallucinations#Manipulative Sensei | All For One#Autistic Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko#Tomura calls All For One both “Sensei” and “Uncle”#Shigaraki-Typical Excoriation Disorder#Garaki is a mad scientist regardless of the setting#Creepy Sensei | All For One#Sensei | All For One#Yoichi | First One For All User#Shigaraki Tomura#Shimura Tenko#Midoriya Izuku#Dabi#Todoroki Touya#Toga Himiko#Bubaigawara Jin
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jin (abominable) x camilo (encanto) romantic moodboard
requested by: anon
- mod merida
#moodboard#crossover#crossover ship#jin#abominable#camilo#camilo madrigal#encanto#romance#romantic#mlm
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My ‘RP as animated muses’ Era may be over, but if you guys know me long enough, I used to play:
Puss in Boots from Shrek
Bartok from Anastasia
Lord Shen from KFP 2
Pepa Madrigal from Encanto
Tintin and Snowy from The Adventures of Tintin
#( ooc. )#( tbd. )#( i also used to write jin from abominable.)#( tuk tuk from RATLD. )#( puffin from the swan princess series. )#( but the ones that are listed above are the ones that i played the longest in chronological order. )#( and yes puss in boots is longest canon muse i’ve ever played and i used to have a solo blog for him. )
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Proof that Jin had developed feeling for yi ( in the movie part 2)
6. After Jin is taken by burnish and company we see how once again he wants to make sure himself yi and peng can get home safely and asks them if they can do that and reminder he doesn't really have to make sure yi is safe only really his cousin (at this point in the movie we can tell he actually likes Everest too like yi and peng but he gets swayed into seeing Everest as a monster lowkey because he kidnapped yi as I mentioned in part one) but then he finds out that the actual villan is planning on getting Everest but also hurt yi and peng if they really have to which leads to my next point.
7. Okay so here's were it honestly more about the character development of Jin but something about the montage were we see him give up his phone and allow himself to get dirty without complaining which up till this point in the movie he was more uptight and egotistical with only hints of his true nature of being really caring but why I'm bring this up is because to me(I think yi really made him realize why they should be helping Everest and he doesn't admit/hint at this till the most real proof in the movie along with the ending of the movie which I think is really Senifacant when I talk about the series and it's proof)
8. Finally the main four all are together again while escaping from "burnish and company" though nothing here is hard proof of Jin's possible feeling for yi (I think this is were I got some of the most married couple vibes or fling in the movie at least and honestly their so funny and cute like in these gifs because they would just finish each other's sentences Jin is doing so here but early on in the film yi finished Jin's in the blueberry scene I wanted to add more gifs but tumbler only allows 10 so I making sure that I can use them up properly)
9. After they escape this is when yi violen is broken which means alot for her since her dad also played and he passed away so since Jin knows the situation the best and know her since childhood he goes to talk to her in which he apologizes for what the said during their fight which I mentioned in the first post and yi tries to apologize back but then Jin makes a joke about he is in fact the worst and she was right causing her to smile after all that he and yi head back to (were peng and Everest was and we see that Everest fixed her violen with the strings being his magic fur )overall I love this moment be we really get to see how much he cares for yi through him and not someone else and how this is such a big character moment for yi (even just based of his expressions and body language you'd be able to tell how much he cares about her TELL ME THAT LAST LOOK ISN'T ONE OF LOVE LIKE COME ON!!!!!)
10. After this they continue on their adventure and then they figure out that with Everest fur as the strings of yi's violen are actually magic (ok but I loved the looks that Jin gave the whole time even before they started noticing the magic because its the type of looks I see/give when you'd have a crush on someone but idk I might be stretching on this one) anyways Jin afterwards goes up and gives her a flower and says : " we're so going to the Himalayas " which is contrasting what he would say at the being it the movie when he does this you can tell yi is confused by all the things that are going on but also and her greif is starting to heal that's why I think that momment lingers for a bit then moving on (also I have a whole thing about the flower he gave here because for one it actually probably relates to yi's greif but even Jin's possible feelings for yi which will be it's own post)
After the last 10 points their isn't really much showing proof of Jin's feeling since that's the climax of the film and any tiny moment the movie gave us we already figured out in the first couple of points I made or can be adressed in a future post of mine (honestly the climax is when there's like a tiny bit of proof that yi could also have feelings but I see more signs from her in the series which I'll probably talk about after my flower post and more moments from the film that I didn't post but I thought are Senifacant or cute/credits and even official books + concept art ) but here's a cute moment I love them so much
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#abominable2019#abominable#yixjin#jin x yi#yi x jin#jinxyi#abominableyi#abominablejin#abominableandtheinvisablecity#dreamworksabominable#dreamworks#fandom ships#fandom#film analysis#special interest#ship post
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i could go into a deep, well articulated meta/headcanon about why the bount share a german motif with the quincy but instead lets do a off the cuff kind of meta/headcanon bc im tired rn and work is killing m e.
right so
the real reason: the filler anime team was fucking lazy
my headcanoned and therefore 'canon' reason: its twofold, firstly bount are infused with the remnants of mod souls that were made to partly resemble quincy, and secondly + more importantly, bount souls are all infused with power from fragments of the soul king (bount aren't inherently born with fragments ofc but soul king fragments are the core of the jokaisho and their energy was responsible for birthing the original bount), power that was more from the soul king's ''quincy'' aspects. ergo, bount abilities, their forms of spell-casting, the chants they use to summon their dolls, and many of their tribe's other terms etc etc, all have that heavy german motif because they are in a sense, in spite of the similarities they might also share with shinigami or fullbringers, ultimately cut from the same cloth that quincy are, only someone really fucked up when they were doing that cutting.
#headcanons: jin#//way back when i was first starting to write jin here i did contemplate maybe giving the bount a different motif#//thought about making a lot of their terms and what not based off Romanian instead of German but ultimately i felt like#//the German angle gave bount and quincy a little more common ground outside their mirrored struggles against the soul society#//i envision them as being sort of long lost siblings or cousins#//only one of them is a monstrous abomination
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Nobody told me there's a series spin off of Abominable...
JIN MY BELOVED, YI MY BEST GURL, PENG YOU LITTLE CUTIE PIE—
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CASSIE AND JIN! I LOVE WHEN MAN AND WOMAN FRIENDSHIP NOT RUINED BY SHIPPING :D
I'm not sure if NRS are homophobic or just Kung family haters in general (actually, both of them go hand in hand) lmao...
Either way, I'm pissed that they just scrapped or downgraded the entire mkx cast. THEY WERE COOKIN' THEN THEY RUINED IT FOR SOME FUCKING NOSTALGIA BAIT INSTEAD. I don't hate mk11, the emotional moments hit, it's good. I'm definitely speaking for everyone with this statement. They should've continued the storyline in chapter 1 instead of the wacky timetravel hijinks. They could've done those AFTER the entire universe went to shit. BUT OH NO! NRS are fucking pussies and are afraid of making TOO BIG of a change. But then they also really want to introduce new things to reach a wider audience... so they create fucking abominations like Cole Young and shit like Scorpion Kuai Liang with Harumi and Raiden with Kitana...
#mkx#mortal kombat#cassie cage#kung jin#kombat kids#takeda takahashi#jaqui briggs#kung lao#liu kang#mk11#wlw and mlm solidarity#YES THEY WEAR MATCHING FITS#THEN THEY ARGUE OVER WHO SERVED MORE
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Abominable fans, quick question. I don't see any smut/lemon about Jin, I thought maybe I should write a slight smut (mind you that Jin will be in his 20s). So, I wanna try something new, and I'm scared. Help me out!
#abominable#abominablejin#abominableyi#dreamworks#abominable2019#abominable peng#abominable everest#dreamworks abominable#jin x reader#my babies
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Black Myth: Wukong
More brainrot commentary because I'M NOWHERE NEAR DONE WITH GOING INSANE OVER THIS MONKE GAME.
Cursed texts and massive spoilers bellow. Lots of random bits and wee woo wee woo.
First of all, YEEESSS to everything well written big budget media with heavy cultural elements that isn't western centric. Love it 👏, a thousand more like this please.
HONESTLY can't get enough of the character designs. Watching the old tv show in my childhood got me imagining the JTTW characters as these cute human with animal ears. But since the game took a more serious and darker tone they took the character design to 1000. So many memorable characters with distinct style, drip, and combat.
Ok so whose idea was it to make some of the plants sentient and will beat your ass for daring to pick them up. I now have trust issues with ginseng and mushrooms
The toad bosses reminds me of Gamabunta. For a moment they also gave me a war flashback of Jedi Survivor's Oggdo-Bogdo, I want those things vaporised from earth 🔫🔫
Kang-Jin darkening the environment during her second stage, I legit thought it was a problem with my screen, until I found out other players had it too lmao. Also looove her design, silver loong with holographic glow, prettiest loong in the game
Boss musics are so LIT, I've been looping them for weeks
The Scorpionlord. First I saw him I was like HANZO HASASHI :DD??? But instead of hellfire, this time he uses venom. And the fact that the environments have autumn palette, connects me to MK 11 Shirai Ryu fire garden arena lol
an NPC called Starved Abomination. The name really sends me because ngl it's a relatable concept, I too became an abomination whenever I'm starving.
To punish Wukong for his lifetime worth of trash-talking, the game now choose The Destined One as shy and doesn't talk much except for when he screams during fights. All my grievances of expecting him to be chatty and noisy actually works out the more I understand the story. And turns out it was all part of his journey, you are meant to complete him by collecting Wukong's scattered senses. Lil introverted fur-ball of scream I love you so much. Since the NG+++ Wukong stance actually gave him voicelines, I'm guessing the Destined One is going to complete his development in actually becoming Wukong in the DLC.
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE had a beef with Wukong and now we gotta pick up after his mess. My poor Destined One walked into an area completely clueless and suddenly everyone is jumping on him because "REMEMBER THE THING YOU DID TO ME A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO??? WELL FUK YOU, NOW DIE."
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🐱Yin Tiger🐱. First time I met him I was like ohhh who are you, you look so cool and kinda cute tho, look at those big boba eyes, pspspsps.
He's all busy with his hammer and zabuza sword, thinks you're so annoying for bothering his work. Then there's this "challenge" option and suddenly he rose and casually tossed his hammer to the ground, I was like wait I was just joking aYO I WAS JUST JOKING-, then proceeds to delete my HP in 30 seconds. Anyway I love how he appears big and heavy and yet moves so swiftly. Of ALL the tiger bosses in this game, imo he's the coolest and THE SANEST. I still can''t get over the Tiger Vanguard and Mad Tiger trauma, those orange cats are on a whole new level of insanity.
🕷️Fourth Spider Sister🕷️. I'm actually so INVESTED in her mystery, like why are you helping me? Why do you look so sad? Are those tear stains on your cheeks?? Why did the Immortal Crane said that I'm giving you "false hopes"? What were we in the previous life?
"Think about her, won't you? Should you feel like stirring trouble in your next life." WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, TELL ME. SHE SEEMS SO NICE THO, she's just a sad goth girl what did she do?? What did WE do?? And her journal entry is so interesting.
🐉Yellow Loong🐉. LISTEN.... I literally had to pause for a moment when I saw him. Cutscene plays and I was like Oohh it's going to be that type of charismatic character reciting monologue, and then I saw his name and it's THE YELLOW LOONG??? This suave horned man is The Yellow Loong??
Well damn I have to say that's one handsome loong. He's one of those elegant style fighters, my favourite genre, up there with Whiteclad Noble and Erlang Shen.
👁️Erlang Shen⚡. The way I turned up the volume when I heard Andrew Koji's Erlang voice.....It's just so.......pleasant to hear. Something about the way he did his voice, the smug taunts, the gentle almost-whispers, and the gROWLS???
I can't even with the entirety of Erlang's character design in this game, because dAMN BOI what a BEAUTY. I thought the game was going to make his appearance more mature looking, or even scarier, because that's just how it is with game character design formula, especially in games like this. But NOOOOO..... they made him ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. His face, his voice, HIS MOVESS, the way they designed his martial arts so elegantly. When you perfect dodge everything with him, it really feels like a dance. I have to note that when sometimes you tried heavy attack on him aND HE SIMPLY JUST-.... took one step to the side.... THE ABSOLUTE SLAYYY DISRESPECT💅💅. Welcome back Isshin from Sekiro.
Also I just found out that depending on what transformation you're using, he's going to react differently on each. Particularly interesting one was when you use Azure Dust. Most of the time, when you transform, he's going to transform too and chances are he's going to one-shot you out of the transformation. He doesn't do that with Azure Dust for some reason, instead he got amused because Lmao returning back to your origin?. And this line, "Walking his path is no easy feat, it will test you relentlessly". SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT ERLANG HAVING THIS HIDDEN BURDEN THROUGHOUT THE PLOT IS DRIVING ME INSANE, I NEED THE DLC TO EXPLORE HIS CHARACTER MORE I'M BEGGING YOU GAME SCIENCE. You can't leave me hanging with his journal entry please I want him to have some peace and closure.
Powerful quiet character with hidden struggle, the bane of my existence, my beloved.
☂️🐉The Four Heavenly Kings🎸🗡️. MAN I love these guys, their fight feels so rewarding somehow, because after all those struggles with Erlang, they feel more like a reward battle for visual entertainment.
Aside from being relatively easy, they're just so fun to watch. I keep wanting to stall the fight just to see what move sets they could perform because their coordinated attacks are just SO COOL.
South king throwing the sword at us, joined by the West king throwing punches, and then the West king passing the sword back to South king. That brief moment of them passing weapons, they need to do more of that, so sick.
The North king combo with every other kings. The West jumping up using the North's umbrella, summoned the dragon, the South yeeting the sword, and the East buffing up the umbrella thrust attack with his Pipa magic. I'd hate to be a normal human citizen under them during that scene GODDAMN. I'd say the West is the game's favourite king because he's the one with the most screentime. He's the one with distinct glowing eyes and he was the most visible behind Erlang during the opening. The North being the coolest because WTF WAS THAT TYPHOON UMBRELLA WITH THE WEST'S DRAGON ROLLING WITH IT, AND THE MUSIC QUE, ABSOLUT CINEMA. The East probably being the chillest of them all because my man was just serenading the fight yo, I like how his fingers actually moves accurately playing the BGM. I know they're on the heaven's side, but for some reason I want them to be on our side if it's possible in the DLC. If we could get Erlang, then surely we can get them? They're too epic not to have.
🐒THE GREAT SAGE'S BROKEN SHELL🐒
THE MONKEY, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. SUN. WU. KONG. THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN THIS MF SHOWED UP ON SCREEN. TEARFUL CHEER AND AND UNIMAGINABLE TERROR. AND WITH THAT BITS OF THE OG TV SHOW THEME MOTIF PLAYING WHEN HE SUMMONED JINGU BANG.
Who would've thought that we're going to fight our former self as a literal your greatest enemy is yourself concept. Like yO IT'S THE G HIMSELF WUKONG but now FUK I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM?? Look, sir, Mr. Great Sage, I know I've been playing around as you and I don't even know what I'm doing, I'M SORRY.
So now we're fighting zombie Wukong. He's literally soulless inside and his voice sounds demonic. YET STILL he radiates that lively asshole energy. You try pillar stance to get away from him, he does the same but his pillar is TALLER than yours. You try to walk off calmly, he does the same but then taunts you for it, eats a peach and then flicks the seed to your head. Kicks you to the sky and transforms his jingu bang into a pillar and plants it to the ground with you under it. He cheats by summoning kintoun and body slammed you. He summoned his clones to kick you in all directions only for the original Wukong to wait on the side yawning, then he kicks your jingu bang back at you like "pick it up bitch", and taunts you with his hand gesture to come at him. Ok now you're raging and you tried to pillar stance heavy attack at him, he's like "shut yo bitch-" and GRABBED YOUR JINGU BANG WITH YOU STILL HOLDING ON TO IT AND STARTS USING YOU AS A FLY SWATTER. Just as you think that these suffering couldn't get any worse, you tried to heal and he IMMOBILISED YOU, SNATCHED YOUR GOURD AND TOOK A SIP, decided that it tastes like shit and threw it back at you. Now THIS is the little shit that I know and love.
The whole time you tried to do a move against him, he returned the favour but better. You think your staff extension is long? Ok he'll extend his staff to a kilometer, and that's STILL him holding back. You can do ring of fire? His is bigger in diameter and burns brighter. The game had to nerf out his lore accurate skills because it's just so atrociously OP.
Ok so you finally defeated him? Just as he got dusted away he still managed to croak a last laugh.
Que good ending animated cutscene with the JTTW plot in reverse serenaded with Celestial Symphony. Happy onions, happy onions tearing up the eyes. Crank the volume up, it's all coming together. That's Ba Jie, that's Sanzang, that's Wujing, that's horse.
MMMMMMM MONKE.
#black myth wukong#journey to the west#jttw#sun wukong#destined one#yin tiger#the fourth sister#yellow loong#erlang shen#yang jian#the four heavenly kings#spoketh#god tier insanity of a game
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oof that's a really good morally grey pwp idea... if darkwick tells mc her curse cannot be lifted but can be passed on to a child -> the new cure is for her to be impregnated by a ghoul (better chance of whatever makes them ghouls overpowering whatever makes mc cursed), give birth to that child and for darkwick to kill the newborn immediately... but to prevent any of the ghouls from forming a real attachment to the fetus and somehow busting into the delivery room to save it, they can't know who the father is -> cue a multichapter pwp fic (with the exception of rui)...
(sorry if this makes you uncomfortable, please delete if so!!)
( • ̀ω•́ )✧ fufuufufufu no I don't mind this, I lack the technical skills to write it but yes that's a really good pwp idea. Poor Rui this might be enough to make him actually lose it, can you imagine being someone whose main character trait is being a whore, but being denied your godgiven right join the school sanctioned gangbang? They're even encouraging you to hit it raw fuck this stupid baka life he's done. I also like how you excluded Rui but not Zenji because that would make it even worse... the ghost gets to hit it but he doesn't? ED GETS TO HIT IT BUT NOT HIM?!?!?!!!!
I was thinking about smut when I typed that of course but I didn't really spend a lot of time thinking about the plot because I was too busy inventing new ethical questions. Would Taiga want to eat the baby? It is technically part anomaly... he doesn't want to eat Ed or Lyca so I would guess not but still. What about guys like Romeo, Ritsu, or Jin? Would they even agree to participate in something like this given how important children are to rich fussy families would they see making one like this extra wrong? Or would the horny kick in and they not want to allow the chance for MC's baby to be anyone other than theirs? Oh and on Ritsu, I feel like he'd be making a bunch of weird legal arguments trying to justify wanting to get the mc pregnant. He's just repressed, the arguments don't matter, but would he then try to make a bunch of arguments to keep the baby alive? Is there a legal standard of personhood in Japan and do I even want to research that-
Speaking of personhood, Lyca, Ed, and Zenji. I feel like Lyca wouldn't be able to let go of the idea of MC as his mate and that child as his baby. He wants to live with humans and be human, part of that seems to be him wanting a real family so if he was the baby daddy this would just be extra cruel. His instinct and desire is to love and protect, and even if he didn't have that he knows what Darkwick is like. Danger or not he doesn't want them killing you or the baby. Ed probably just wouldn't see what the problem is. Yes, his baby is an abomination from hell part vampire part Kyklos (so little human he doesn't need to mention that). No, he will not be letting Darkwick kill them and yes he will know if the baby is his, he has a sixth sense for these sorts of things. Now now don't cry, he might be an old man but he's not above taking responsibility, Japan was getting boring anyway. He can drop you off in whatever hole he crawled out of to can rest and recover while he watches the baby and shows them man made horrors beyond their comprehension (conspiracy youtube videos). I brought up Zenji just because the image of MC wanting to get dicked down by a ghost and conducting a dark ritual to let him do it. Also idk Zenji feels like another extra tragic because he also is someone who values family so I don't think he would want to see his child die, but also if it could save MC he'd really want to try and help.
Yuri would be very smug about this being a solution, volunteer to help, realize that everyone thinks he wants to fuck the MC, and then pass out from screaming denial and the mental image of her bare neck. I feel like he'd be one of the "worse" choices in Darkwick's mind because he would probably want to keep the baby to experiment on, but be completely unable to see them as anything other than his child and devolve into the same desperate search to cure them as he was on with MC. And he expects child support! He will not be a single father, MC get back here and take some responsibility for your actions!!! Jiro also feels like someone who would volunteer not realizing the method he was volunteering for but unlike Yuri he just rolls with it. He's so unashamed of nudity, yours or his, and what is sex if not nudity with some extra steps-
(My mind more went towards artificial insemination, so Rui wouldn't be excluded from the pool and there was no chance for the ghouls to form an emotional connection to either the MC or their potential baby. Oh I also don't think Darkwick would tell MC or the dad that the kid is going to be killed. They would probably lie about it and act like the child would be fine, just maybe an anomaly they would need to keep an eye on. And then they lie to MC and say the baby was still born but they just keep them in a little padded room and experiment on them their whole life, which just starts the Kyklos cycle anew except this time the monster is sentient and out for blood with intent.)
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MDZS cooks, rated by Jiang Yanli, the Queen of soup.
Wei Wuxian: abomination unto the kitchen gods! Eating his food is just the beginning of your suffering because rest assured, it'll hurt more coming out.
Lan Wangji: Actually decent at making simple dishes. Stickler for recipes.
Jin ZiXuan: Messes up the spice drawer and substitutes sugar for salt. Get him out of her kitchen!
Jiang Cheng: Elaborate, fancy recipes. Leaves a mountain of dishes in the sink.
Nie MingJue: Stress baker. Makes excuisite croissants, thanks to his upper arm strength.
Nie HuaiSang: Self-declared taste-tester. Will finish off an entire pot just tasting. Persona non grata in the kitchen.
Lan Xichen: Partner in Sunday baking class. Tends to slightly overmix cake batters and make dense spongecakes.
Jin GuangYao: Doesn't cook, but has a palate that should be preserved for posterity. Can tell all the ingredients in a recipe from one taste and recommend whatever is needed to fix it.
Jin Ling: Ruined the microwave trying to cook an egg.
Lan SiZhui: Takes after both his parents. As in, can cook simple recipes but tends to overspice.
Lan JingYi: Would rather live on takeouts and cup noodles.
Ouyang Zizhen: That child will probably get kidnapped one day, lured by a piece of cake. Can't boil water.
Jiang Fengmian: Actually knows his way around the kitchen.
Yu ZiYuan: Can toast bread and slather jam on it. That's pretty much it.
Lan Qiren: Excuse me? Why cook yourself when you can pay someone else to do it?
Wei ChangZe: King of barbecue. Has a secret spice mix that he hides from everyone.
Cangse Sanren: Can't believe she's saying this, but actually agrees with goatee Lan.
Wen Qing: Coffee connoisseur. Hasn't bothered to explore the rest of the food pyramid.
Wen Ning: Master Chef material.
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