Behold my collection of trinkets that fill my nest. He/Him
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Generational spin-off media is like “okay, what would be the most in-character way for the previous show’s protagonist to comprehensively fail as a parent?”
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“cmere boy”
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
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a conversation I had with a woman that struck me
twitter | insta | patreon
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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Dex is so much harder to draw than Biney omg
_(:3 」∠)_
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what he means: my first girlfriend sacrificed herself for the good of her people, and she didn't think twice about it. i saw firsthand what it meant to truly protect those you love, and in that moment i also experienced what it meant to be loved enough to be protected. but i wasn't ready. i didn't have enough time to say goodbye. she was gone before she fell back to me, and i knew it even before i looked for a pulse that wasn't there. she was heavy, until she wasn't, because i saw death happen in a way i never thought it could when her body vanished from my arms. i now know what it feels like to kiss a spirit, and it's the last touch i have of her. she sacrificed herself because she believed it was her duty, an expectation she felt she needed to face, and it should never have happened. but she got dragged into a war that we brought to her home. there was nothing i could do to protect her from its devastation, and i blame myself for her death.
what he says: my first girlfriend turned into the moon
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
#Take a cup of milk#Heat it up for 1:30-2:00-ish#Add three teaspoons of cinnamon sugar#Add a teaspoon (or more) of vanilla extract#Mix in a little bit of honey#Heat it up again and enjoy
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i really like Brian Moser, man
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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Was doodling this before my Apple Pencil started having issues, I think he cursed me >:( very rude
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Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.
This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.
Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!
ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.
This only takes a few minutes!
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I’m glad Harry Morgan isn’t real because I would go to jail for how hard I beat that man’s ass.
You really out here demonizing your adopted son the moment you meet him. You recognize he needs help and GIVE HIM WAYS to trick psychologists. You refuse to help him at all and instead turn him into your own personal vendetta killing machine by convincing him that there’s something wrong with him.
And the second. The fucking second he does what you have spent years teaching him to do, you pull a Victor Frankenstein and act all horrified by the thing YOU created.
He was traumatized and autistic. You were just an asshole.
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“some people don’t deserve redemption” redemption isn’t something that’s deserved, it’s something someone does. it’s making the choice to change the way you live your life, to be better, to do good things instead of bad things and try to make up for the bad things. and everyone can and should do that, at any time, no matter what they’ve done. we can’t change the past, but we can choose what kind of person to be now and in the future. we have the responsibility to do so. it is so completely not about “deserving.”
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Nov 5th tomorrow. Which could mean nothing
#that episode was so good#it hurt me#It made me laugh#It reminds me of that episode of Doctor Who where the group searches for the Doctor and they slowly all get absorbed by a guy with the cane#The actress who plays Myrtle in Harry Potter is the last to get absorbed#She gets her face kept on a cement tile#What a horrific existence to live#Stuck to a block#Watching from the sidelines#Helpless and hopeless#Knowing all but one of your friends died and that you alone were spared that#This got off topic
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