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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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i may just be sensitive but in ‘born free’ when dexter is about to kill brian and he says “you weren’t supposed to wake up” very exasperatedly and brian says “i guess not”

THAT. FUCKING. KILLS. ME. the resignation in his voice is so heartbreaking it’s not even funny. that isn’t how he wanted it to end </3

he just wanted his brother.

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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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I’ve been on this site too long

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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

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happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

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I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

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hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly

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everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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ice cream killer 🍦🌴🩸

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ice cream killer 🍦🌴🩸

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A character can still be a great character without being a good person.

In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.

Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.

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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-