asherisawkward
asherisawkward
A Hearth, A Nest, A Grotto
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Behold my collection of trinkets that fill my nest. He/Him
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asherisawkward Ā· 5 hours ago
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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asherisawkward Ā· 10 hours ago
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i may just be sensitive but in ā€˜born freeā€™ when dexter is about to kill brian and he says ā€œyou werenā€™t supposed to wake upā€ very exasperatedly and brian says ā€œi guess notā€
THAT. FUCKING. KILLS. ME. the resignation in his voice is so heartbreaking itā€™s not even funny. that isnā€™t how he wanted it to end </3
he just wanted his brother.
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asherisawkward Ā· 10 hours ago
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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
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asherisawkward Ā· 23 hours ago
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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asherisawkward Ā· 23 hours ago
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Iā€™ve been on this site too long
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asherisawkward Ā· 1 day ago
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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was ā€œan urgent messageā€.
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asherisawkward Ā· 1 day ago
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happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history
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asherisawkward Ā· 2 days ago
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I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didnā€™t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry
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asherisawkward Ā· 2 days ago
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hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly
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asherisawkward Ā· 2 days ago
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asherisawkward Ā· 2 days ago
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everyoneā€™s trying to stump the akinator so iā€™m gonna try and see if heā€™ll know that iā€™m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
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asherisawkward Ā· 3 days ago
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asherisawkward Ā· 3 days ago
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ice cream killer šŸ¦šŸŒ“šŸ©ø
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asherisawkward Ā· 3 days ago
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ice cream killer šŸ¦šŸŒ“šŸ©ø
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asherisawkward Ā· 3 days ago
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A character can still be a great character without being a good person.
In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.
Because a characterā€™s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.
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asherisawkward Ā· 3 days ago
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asherisawkward Ā· 3 days ago
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So, I follow this ā€œbad commercial interior designā€ Facebook page and-
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