#a nice little man

[pratchettquotes]

"So that's all settled then?" said Verence.

Finally, Magrat's voice returned from some distant apogee, slightly hoarse.

"Aren't you supposed to ask me?" she demanded.

"What? Um. No, actually," said Verence. "No. Kings don't ask. I looked it up. I'm the king, you see, and you are, no offense meant, a subject. I don't have to ask."

Magrat's mouth opened for the scream of rage but, at last, her brain jolted into operation.

Yes, it said, of course you can yell at him and sweep away. And he'll probably come after you.

Very probably.

Um.

Maybe not that probably. Because he might be a nice little man with gentle runny eyes but he's also a king and he's been looking things up. But very probably quite probably.

But...

Do you want to bet the rest of your life? Isn't this what you wanted anyway? Isn't it what you came here hoping for? Really?

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

[hhhhunty]

How funny that she never considered that.

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[mambodork]

Idk. Grian mentioned being a sugar plum fairy boy and the bamboozlers are now parrots. I fear i have tunnel visioned and went "how can i make this about desert duo"

Anyways, they're in a raceswap situation and i can't get a design i like 😁

[cozmic-ash]

played DA2 for the first time and romanced the possessed bisexual poor little meow meow who's totally down for firebombing a walmart

[retroautomaton]

🍳🐖🌱

[ruporas]

in a mood (ID in alt)

[narfin-frood]

another dump from the screenshots folder

first one is a reference to a song i associate with wander crazy style. every day im like what if i reanimated the whole thing and then im like nay.... i shant

[iliothermia]

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[thethoriumreactor]

more radio demon cause why not (cause I love him)

Not very proud of this one, but I’m sick and I feel like absolute shit and I can’t really be bothered to work on it anymore so there u go

Bonus close ups with and without glitch effect

[pacifierpuppy]

There’s just something so, so special about diapers. I mean, I love every aspect of being babied, but diapers are the most important part.

When you first put them on, when they’re so crisp and pristine and brand new, they feel good. They feel clean, and safe, and cozy. The padding sliiiightly spreading your legs apart, the cushioning on your butt when you sit down, the crinkles to remind you how little you are. The thick padding helping absorb sensations, you can just start rubbing yourself and humping and it just…. There’s nothing like it. It’s like humping a pillow, but it’s attached to you. Just rubbing and rubbing and rubbing in bliss as you hear the crinkles telling you how futile it is. If this were the end of it I think I’d still love wearing them because they just start out so perfect.

But that’s not where it ends. Diapers were made to be used, and no matter how you choose to fill them, it’s always soooo much fun. When you’re holding your bladder to the point of failure, rubbing your crotch and the pressure and sensation make you leak a little bit. The warmth soaking up into the padding, surrounding your crotch as you leak more and more until you just give out and let it allllll flood into the diapers, swelling around you, the new thickness forcing your legs apart as you are forced to either waddle or crawl. The warmth surrounding you, unable to escape it as you feel the new, squishy texture all around your sensitive bits, easily conforming into the perfect shape to cradle them.

You can also just let go whenever, no holding at all, going whenever you feel the slightest twinge in your bladder. It’s freeing. You don’t have to care about stopping whatever your doing to use the restroom, you can just let it all slowly dribble out as your diaper ever so gradually inflates, until it’s eventually undeniable that you’ve been using it. Sloooowly leaking your warm pee until it’s that wonderful, squishy padding that you love.

Once it’s full, you can REALLY start rubbing it, feeling it squish around your crotch, when you hump into the squishy padding it’s like you really are fucking something, I’ve seen ppl cum hand free by just humping the air in their wet diapers, feeling the squishy padding move up and down along their shaft, perfect conformed to it, until they reach orgasm. It’s almost like a wearable fleshlight. But even if you don’t have a penis, or don’t like penetration, it still feels amazing to have that slick, slippery, warm padding rubbing against you. As you slowly get wet, leaking pre, that doesn’t get absorbed by the padding, in fact, the moisture from your accident helps keep it perpetually wet and slick, so it’s always just sooooooooo slick, sliding nicely around your most sensitive parts as you hump your brain away on your favorite plushy, or someone’s knee, or another cutie’s diaper.

Even when it slowly, slowly starts to grow cold, the cool, wet, squishy padding is exciting in its own way. It makes sure you can never forget what you’re wearing or what you’ve done. Maybe you leak more, briefly warning the padding around your crotch, but the cold can almost be refreshing in its own way,,,

And then you get to take it off, feel the cold air against your skin that’s been trapped in your own mess for so long. You get feel the cold baby wipes getting into every little area, making sure you’re nice and clean, before you get a new diaper slid under you. You’re tickled as the sweet smelling baby powder is applied, and it starts all over again as you’re wrapped up in fresh, new, crinkling padding.

Who wouldn’t want that?

[lifemod17]

Hozier with puppies

🎥: Ruthlessimagery | instagram

05/15/2024

[royalarchivist]

Tallulah: tio pac and fit are so Perfecta by Miranda coded 🥹💕

Phil: This is Pac and Fit? [Dramatically zooms-in on the fanart and makes them "sing" along to the music]

Chat: he's LITERALLY making a ship amv right now

Tallulah: How things got weird 😞

Make sure to show love to the artist who drew this fanart!

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