#a literal monster

[one2-2four]

(tw: blood)

rrriiiiicchieeee~

(i want to get back into illustration, so have this)

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[crymeariveronceagain]

Poseidon screaming "Monster" at Odysseus has the same vibe as Victor Frankenstein calling his creature inhuman and disgusting and un-alive. My brother in Christ, you created him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

My favourite scene from the FNAF movie,,

[aficionadoenthusiast]

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.

[bluegiragi]

aware (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[chalkrub]

dinosaur in a lab coat - would you trust her with operating the centrifuge

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

You were always the little spoon with your monster husband, he was nearly 8.5 feet tall afterall.

You slept with your back against his chest, one of his arms holding you close and usually one of his legs tossed over your hips too. It was safe, and warm, and protective.

Tonight when you climbed into bed he was already wrapped up in the blankets and you had an idea. You wedged yourself behind him on his side of the bed to be the big spoon instead.

“My little love, what are you doing?” he asked and attempted to rolled over to face you, but you did your best to wrap your arm around him.

“I want to cuddle you instead” you told him.

“If that is what will make you happy”.

You kissed along his back and between his shoulders and wedged one of your legs between his since he was too broad to toss your leg over his hips like what he did for you.

You heard him purring after a few moments, enjoying the chance to be the one being held and cuddled this time.

(Note: I kept it general, but the husband is from my ongoing Arranged Marriage series in my pinned post!)

[prokopetz]

Look, I'm not saying that it's our place as an organisation to dictate who does and does not get to claim monsterhood. I'm just saying that when the membership of the organisation in question includes a sphinx, a bridge troll, several mysterious hermits, and a pair of goblins where one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, "no gatekeeping" is a policy that needs to be approached with nuance.

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

Picky eater

[nixthelapin]

I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

[meat-fr]

"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

[ef-1]

Brad Pitt's new movie released it's first poster!!!!Wow! So cool!!! Anyway reminder that Brad Pitt physically assaulted Angelina Jolie and his kids on a plane (deliberately so that they had nowhere to run) he choked multiple of his children when they tried to defend their mother and spent the next few hours emptying the planes bottles of beer and red wine on their fucking heads. His kids are literally filing to have his last name dropped before they even turn 18.

Also reminder that Brad Pitt, who both stars in and is producing the film, is banking on YOU as a motorsport fan to be a built-in audience for this project. Don't do it. Seeing a cameo of the drivers for a few seconds is not worth the moral forfeit of giving this literal monster your money and support.

[riuhere]

They are constantly on my mind 24/7. I literally can't get them OuT of my hEad-

...Yup... I'm screwed-

Triad Au belongs to @novelcain

Vault Hunters AU & Eternal Servants AU belongs to @emelinstriker

Twice As Bad AU & Monster Boyfriend belongs to @semisolidmind

Bone King Au belongs to @ninjasmudge

Cross belongs to @jakei95

[idolomantises]

sometimes i forget i'm allowed to be indulgent. i'll make another female character and several lesbians and then think "Gosh i hope people dont mind 🥺" like hello? these are MY ocs, what the fuck am i saying.

[ozzgin]

What’s the biggest toy the streamer has ever taken either on or off stream? How did her monster fans react?

How absurd do you want to get?

[Monster Streaming Series]