#a literal monster

[one2-2four]

(tw: blood)

rrriiiiicchieeee~

(i want to get back into illustration, so have this)

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[crymeariveronceagain]

Poseidon screaming "Monster" at Odysseus has the same vibe as Victor Frankenstein calling his creature inhuman and disgusting and un-alive. My brother in Christ, you created him.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.

[chloesimaginationthings]

My favourite scene from the FNAF movie,,

[bluegiragi]

everything (part 2)

full version on patreon on bluesky

[rainesol]

In Kalim’s defence half the school is gnc and/or alt. Jamil’s new gyaru friend could’ve been anyone.

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

You were always the little spoon with your monster husband, he was nearly 8.5 feet tall afterall.

You slept with your back against his chest, one of his arms holding you close and usually one of his legs tossed over your hips too. It was safe, and warm, and protective.

Tonight when you climbed into bed he was already wrapped up in the blankets and you had an idea. You wedged yourself behind him on his side of the bed to be the big spoon instead.

“My little love, what are you doing?” he asked and attempted to rolled over to face you, but you did your best to wrap your arm around him.

“I want to cuddle you instead” you told him.

“If that is what will make you happy”.

You kissed along his back and between his shoulders and wedged one of your legs between his since he was too broad to toss your leg over his hips like what he did for you.

You heard him purring after a few moments, enjoying the chance to be the one being held and cuddled this time.

(Note: I kept it general, but the husband is from my ongoing Arranged Marriage series in my pinned post!)

[chalkrub]

dinosaur in a lab coat - would you trust her with operating the centrifuge

[prokopetz]

Look, I'm not saying that it's our place as an organisation to dictate who does and does not get to claim monsterhood. I'm just saying that when the membership of the organisation in question includes a sphinx, a bridge troll, several mysterious hermits, and a pair of goblins where one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, "no gatekeeping" is a policy that needs to be approached with nuance.

[0leandermulch]

More s3 spoilers??)) But anyways I’m SO ready for the new episode,, excitedly waiting to see Cecil,,

[kendallsroyco]

This is facts and I really need some respect placed on Charlie's name, he is the lifeblood of this franksteined season and is doing a lot of the work to make it compelling and worthwhile to watch.

And his range! In the last episode alone, his comedic timing on his response to the Skrull line, his charm when he was negotiating with the prosecutor, and then his heart-wrenching delivery during his conversation about Foggy.

His performance as Matt this season is like his excellence in the Netflix show but on steroids since he needs to do a lot more carrying for a show with a troubled production. I can write a whole 100000 word essay on the nuances of his acting in these 4 episodes so far. He's so good.

Like what this tweet says. He's making a lot of silly-sounding dialogue seem so earnest and believable, that's talent.

Just a Charlie Cox acting appreciation post because man he deserves one

[nixthelapin]

I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

[bluegiragi]

everything (part 1)

full version on patreon on bluesky

[meat-fr]

"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

[ef-1]

Brad Pitt's new movie released it's first poster!!!!Wow! So cool!!! Anyway reminder that Brad Pitt physically assaulted Angelina Jolie and his kids on a plane (deliberately so that they had nowhere to run) he choked multiple of his children when they tried to defend their mother and spent the next few hours emptying the planes bottles of beer and red wine on their fucking heads. His kids are literally filing to have his last name dropped before they even turn 18.

Also reminder that Brad Pitt, who both stars in and is producing the film, is banking on YOU as a motorsport fan to be a built-in audience for this project. Don't do it. Seeing a cameo of the drivers for a few seconds is not worth the moral forfeit of giving this literal monster your money and support.