#a literal monster

[one2-2four]

(tw: blood)

rrriiiiicchieeee~

(i want to get back into illustration, so have this)

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[crymeariveronceagain]

Poseidon screaming "Monster" at Odysseus has the same vibe as Victor Frankenstein calling his creature inhuman and disgusting and un-alive. My brother in Christ, you created him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

My favourite scene from the FNAF movie,,

[bluegiragi]

aware (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[chalkrub]

dinosaur in a lab coat - would you trust her with operating the centrifuge

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

You were always the little spoon with your monster husband, he was nearly 8.5 feet tall afterall.

You slept with your back against his chest, one of his arms holding you close and usually one of his legs tossed over your hips too. It was safe, and warm, and protective.

Tonight when you climbed into bed he was already wrapped up in the blankets and you had an idea. You wedged yourself behind him on his side of the bed to be the big spoon instead.

“My little love, what are you doing?” he asked and attempted to rolled over to face you, but you did your best to wrap your arm around him.

“I want to cuddle you instead” you told him.

“If that is what will make you happy”.

You kissed along his back and between his shoulders and wedged one of your legs between his since he was too broad to toss your leg over his hips like what he did for you.

You heard him purring after a few moments, enjoying the chance to be the one being held and cuddled this time.

(Note: I kept it general, but the husband is from my ongoing Arranged Marriage series in my pinned post!)

[prokopetz]

Look, I'm not saying that it's our place as an organisation to dictate who does and does not get to claim monsterhood. I'm just saying that when the membership of the organisation in question includes a sphinx, a bridge troll, several mysterious hermits, and a pair of goblins where one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, "no gatekeeping" is a policy that needs to be approached with nuance.

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

Picky eater

[meat-fr]

"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

[ef-1]

Brad Pitt's new movie released it's first poster!!!!Wow! So cool!!! Anyway reminder that Brad Pitt physically assaulted Angelina Jolie and his kids on a plane (deliberately so that they had nowhere to run) he choked multiple of his children when they tried to defend their mother and spent the next few hours emptying the planes bottles of beer and red wine on their fucking heads. His kids are literally filing to have his last name dropped before they even turn 18.

Also reminder that Brad Pitt, who both stars in and is producing the film, is banking on YOU as a motorsport fan to be a built-in audience for this project. Don't do it. Seeing a cameo of the drivers for a few seconds is not worth the moral forfeit of giving this literal monster your money and support.

[riuhere]

They are constantly on my mind 24/7. I literally can't get them OuT of my hEad-

...Yup... I'm screwed-

Triad Au belongs to @novelcain

Vault Hunters AU & Eternal Servants AU belongs to @emelinstriker

Twice As Bad AU & Monster Boyfriend belongs to @semisolidmind

Bone King Au belongs to @ninjasmudge

Cross belongs to @jakei95

[idolomantises]

sometimes i forget i'm allowed to be indulgent. i'll make another female character and several lesbians and then think "Gosh i hope people dont mind 🥺" like hello? these are MY ocs, what the fuck am i saying.

[keferon]

I don’t know if I got their designs quite right. It’s my first time drawing them :)

Monster hunter au lambo twins ehehe

[trauma-bot]

patron saint of never growing old