#a global threat

[proudzionist]

[mons7errr]

does everyone else have that one favorite band who broke up a decade after they formed but all their songs are like two minutes long so you can listen to most of their discography in like an hour but they're so fucking good and you wish you had been a teenager in Y2K so you could have seen them live or is it just me

[onedesertrat]

A Global Threat - In The Red

[cidicvicious]

A Global Threat - Everything Is Wonderful

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[z0mborb]

Rally against them

If they walk down your street

Bearing swastika flags

Or wearing white sheets

As they chant, "White pride"

Spit in their face

Let them know

You think they're a disgrace

[msexcelfractal]

You guys want to hear an EP? 6 tracks in 7 minutes:

Lyrics under the cut-

01 Don't Look

Reject the stuff you're taught You're bored more than you're not So what? They've got a crutch It's nothing that you could ever touch

Don't look Don't look onto your lawn There's a billboard built for God

You've got tangible bases They've got heavenly faces

Don't look Don't look onto your lawn There's a billboard built for God

You won't be saved if what you crave Are God-fearing minds So you'll be a slave until the grave To terms the church defines If all you want is just your own set of fucking rules Never nurse a guilty conscience for a bunch of fools

02 In The Red

We've been good But I know we can do better It's exactly what's expected Right down to the fucking letter If nothing's changed, then where's my brain? If there's no reaction, we're bored again Time to turn the volume up More than before for those corrupt

In the red Just look at your alternatives

We're not some fucking group for hire And we wouldn't sing flat if we were really a choir What's to gain by what we're playing? Unless it's watered down It's not accepted by the mainstream Loud and fast

In the red Just look at your alternatives

Got no money Couldn't care less Play it louder

I don't like that fuckin' scene You say it's part machine He thinks it's too nice or too clean They just want to be the stars Who makes money with guitars Why would they accept anything less? We don't try to relate with the consumer's taste I couldn't think straight if we were Green Day So we'll play loud instead Till the meter's in the red We'll lose our fuckin' heads 'Cause this is not dead

03 My Neighbors

I really don't care if you call me a fag I've known fags who are better men than you And I know you're not measured by what you're called You're measured by what you do

So, what's the difference to you? It's not your life You're mild-mannered by day A STUPID FUCK BY NIGHT!

You're clever and in control Of situations you provoke I can hear you laughing at punchlines But I didn't hear a joke

So, what's the difference to you? It's not your life You're mild-mannered by day A STUPID FUCK BY NIGHT!

[mayapapaya33]

I'm rewatching Exu: Calamity and I think they made a mistake with the name. The real title should be Exu: Actually, Vasselheim has good reasons for how it operates, even if they're dicks about it sometimes. Maybe it was too long, so they went with the snappier CALAMITY! Instead lol.

The end of the Calamity was only 840 something years ago. With Elves and dragons running around, some of them are definitely old enough where, if they didn't live during the Age of Arcanum themselves, their parents or grandparents would have and they would have been told a thousand stories of the fuck heads in flying cities who destroyed the world and were super annoying and dangerous long before they did that. Many more would be born during the latter part of the Calamity or raised by people who survived the Calamity who passes on those stories. Depending on the race we are talking anywhere from direct witnesses (Like the Bright Queen and Ludinus) to like 2-5 generations removed. Even humans with our short lifespans, it's really not THAT long, especially if you've got a bunch of old ass elves around teaching history class from a first person pov for like 500 years lol.

Intellectually people know that Critical Role, the world of Exandria is a post apocalypse story. Exandria is a scarred landscape that is just beginning to bounce back from the brink. But because it is recovering, it's easy to forget sometimes that it IS POST APOCALYPTIC. So people looking at Vasselheim in the modern day are like, 'bro, you really need to chill, everything's fine.' And Vasselheim is like... 'Chill? I do not understand the meaning of this word. And everything is fine... for now. We will be a bastion of civilization when the end times come once more. Fare thee well traveler.'

Then everyone rolls their eyes and moves on with their day. But if you really think about Vasselheim's isolationism and strength and distain for arcane magic in historical context, you can't really blame them. Are they over the top about their dislike of arcane magic? Sure. Is it quite possibly the most understandable over reaction in the history of over reactions? Also yes! They haven't made it illegal, they are just going to keep an eye on you, so you don't pull a Vespin Chloras and doom the planet to another few centuries of choked skies and sundered landscapes, that's all. Vespin was IN Vasselheim! Of COURSE they have strong feelings about it. The (Almost) End of the World began in Vasselheim due to arcane magic. If they had been stricter, maybe it wouldn't have happened at all!

And it really does paint their actions in Campaign 1 in a different light as well. Their isolationism can come across as shortsighted and selfish, until you view it from their point of view. Which is that they are constantly under threat, they know for a fact that Asmodeus wants their city destroyed, they are a bastion for the Prime Deities in a world filled with many heathens (lol that's where the dickishness comes in) and the Betrayer Gods would take any sign of weakness in their defenses and attack with glee. Hearing it in C1 it sounds like an excuse not to help against the Chroma Conclave, but it is literally just the truth from what I can tell. In BOTH Calamity and Downfall they have mentioned destroying Vasselheim being on the Betrayer God's to do list lol. If I was on a Betrayer God's to do list specifically, by name, I too would be somewhat paranoid and would not really want to disarm any portion of the city to go do something else. No matter how important the something else might be.

Vasselheim was basically like; Look, I'm very sorry to hear about your Dragon problem, that sucks, truly, but if we go out all willy nilly and leave this city undefended, it'll be fucked when we get back. When you have a real plan, come back and get us and we'll join you for the big fight. Until then, it's up to you, here you can have Kima as well, she's been desperate to get out of here anyway, and here's some supplies. We have larger concerns than one continent being attacked by four ancient Dragons. We are the seed bank for civilization for when shit inevitably hits the fan. We are the doomsday bunker for the Apocalypse, four Ancient Dragons are terrible, but they are not the Apocalypse. And they are right. Looking at it all in context, The Chroma Conclave are small potatoes. Horrific, monstrous, life destroying, but compared to the threat Vasselheim is preparing for, nothing.

They are the doomsday preppers of Exandria, except the threat is real and they are only letting their collective trauma and ptsd inform their decisions a little bit. They are actually fairly rational all things considered. This city withstood the entire Calamity. The stewards of the city must feel an enormous weight and responsibility to keep it safe going into the future. Imagine the pressure. Are you going to be the one to fuck it all up, after thousands of years? Sounds like a nightmare to me. The level of devotion and conviction required to keep something like that going is incredible.

[vynnyal]

Stuff I've made on my phone, I guess? Of varying levels of "quality"

[lowqualityonepiece]

sniper king wouldn't have missed.

[eugenedebs1920]

Finally!!! Some good news! 🤞🤞🤞🤞 Cmon giant asteroid!…

🤣😂😅🙃😐

[noaluvs]

Iran is a global threat !

People need to wake up NOW !

[osarina]

well that might've been one of the most embarrassing things in american history

[snailpaste]

Hi to any and all americans who may see this.

Please please please remember that no matter how fucking terrible Biden is, you must vote for him in order to stop Trump and the fascist Republican "Project 2025" from being implemented.

Yes, this proves the country is not a democracy, but in order for you to ever have a chance of seeing a free america, you have to stop Trump.

The fact is that Trump and the republican party are now an authoritarian fascist party. This is not fear mongering. Even if the alternative is terrible, he is not as bad. You have to vote against this new Hitler for your sake and for the world's.

[goodobservationshirley]

thomas jolly is insane for this

[i-am-of-asgard]

If we’re taking out ceos I know who needs to be next. Name rhymes with belon busk.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

In the country where your cousins live, the head of state of an ethnic minority has been assassinated and his people’s greatest assets stolen or destroyed. They are forced to beg your cousins for help, who refuse, and they fall to fighting and a pyrrhic victory.

They are exiled and seek asylum, coming through political turmoil in two separate and suffering hosts to your country. Do you a) offer them aid and unite against a common threat, or b) bar many entrance to your realm (the only politically stable area), restrict the places they’re allowed to go, and ban their native language?

Thingol wants to make Doriath great again.